The vest is still solid today

Some things can escape for a while, but cannot escape for a lifetime, such as the consequences of dancing on the majestic coffin board of the dean, and the self-criticism that is destined to be posted on the bulletin board.

——The prestige of the king of review will last forever or will remain infamous for thousands of years, this is a matter of opinion.

It has been a few years since the third year of high school has posted a public review. The last time their "Ghostbusters" review was due to the upcoming inspection by the Education Bureau, they just read it at the flag-raising ceremony.

Director Yan no longer intends to condone violations this time.

Du Xu came out of Yan Luo's office with only half a breath left. Yu Yu waited for him outside, followed Li Nan, Feng Zhuolin and Gao Qibin from left to right and back respectively, just like a gangster platform.

Passing students detoured one after another, for fear of being involved in the grievances of the bosses, and because Zhuang He was called to Li Wei's office to explain his work, it was a pity that he did not enjoy the VIP boss-level treatment of "give way wherever he goes".

"It's okay, brother, there's nothing that can't be solved by eating chicken. If there is, just eat two." Feng Zhuolin comforted Du Xu with his mobile phone.

"Just eating chicken can no longer comfort me." Du Xu sighed, "My boyfriend has to come."

Feng Zhuolin: "..." I shouldn't sympathize with you.

"How to comfort?" Yu Yu rolled her eyes implicitly, "Verbal or practical?"

"No, you can eat chicken with me." Du Xu put his arms around Yu Yu's neck regardless of the fact that this was outside the teaching office, "There is nothing happier than eating chicken with your partner."

Gao Qibin has long been immune to their anger, raised his eyelids, and said quietly: "Let's not talk about the chicken, civilized you and me."

Du Xu sneered: "It's as if you can go anywhere civilized."

He turned his head and asked his boyfriend: "Honey, do you want to fight?"

"I do not……"

"Don't be burdened by the god of learning!" Li Nan patted Yu Yu's shoulder, "Try it, you will fall in love with eating chicken as long as you hit it!"

No, this is not some academic burden.Yu Yu looked at Li Nan silently.

He just really doesn't know what's the meaning of this game, without Lihui, without cards, is it really fun?

"Yu Shen come and try two, you use my number." Feng Zhuolin handed over his mobile phone graciously, "Anyway, we put entertainment first, if you pick up a gun, don't care what it is, just shoot at people, and if you pick up a pan, greet your head Just do it."

Two teams of four chose the double row mode. When drawing lots, Li Nan secretly blacked out the box to prevent Du Xu and Yu Yu from being divided into one group.

Feng Zhuolin was born to be a traitor, so he gave Li Nan a thumbs up behind his elder brother.

Let these two be a team, and today's game will not be played.

Du Xu lay down in the grass to make a qualified phantom tank. He didn't shoot when he saw Yu Yu approaching, and only got out when he was far away.

Gao Qibin laughed and said, "I'm ashamed to say that you dare not go up to just one of them."

"Didn't you see the gun in his hand? Then it's GROZA, it's only for airdrops!" Du Xu resolutely refused to accept the ridicule, "I didn't catch up with the airdrop just now, and I picked up a pan. ...Why did he come back?!"

The frying pan is facing the upper step//gun, just hand over the frying pan and surrender.

Gao Qibin gritted his teeth and decided to sacrifice himself to save a fresh life.

"Run, I'll cover... Fuck!"

He turned his head and saw that Du Xu had already run far away, running towards the enemy's guns with joy, truly in Cao Ying, with his heart in Han.

Other brothers are made of iron, but this one is made of plastic.

Gao Qibin thought desperately, is it too late for him to join the enemy now?

The most deadly thing is that his plastic brother doesn't understand his feelings at all, and after turning into a box, he still asks happily in it: "Old Gao? Are you not having fun?"

Gao Qibin gritted his teeth and said, "Happy, I'm fucking happy."

"Let's still row four." Li Nan sighed depressingly.

Wearing the earphones is almost the same as not wearing them. Even if the volume is turned up to the maximum, the people next to whoever is farting can clearly hear it. Otherwise, Yu Yu would not have found Du Xu hiding there just now.

His teammate died, and it was impossible to eat chicken. Gao Qibin quickly exited the game, switched to the fourth row, and clicked Ready again.

But their luck was not very good. When crossing the bridge, both Yu Yu and Gao Qibin were shot. Li Nan turned around and sniped at the human body, successfully scaring off the opponent's jungler.

"Fuck him!" Gao Qibin gritted his teeth bitterly.

At this moment, Du Xu, who was on the opposite side, came over in an off-road vehicle, and arrogantly typed in the chat box: "It's on the other side of the bridge! Call your husband! Call your husband to help you up!"

If you don't call, you won't come to help?

Don't want to eat chicken?

Gao Qibin was thinking of the word "roll" in his chest, when he suddenly saw a sentence pop out from the chat box: "Husband, hurry up and help me~"

He couldn't help but put down his phone and rubbed his eyes.

That is indeed Feng Zhuolin's ID, and Yu Yu is using this ID now.

That's right, it was sent by Yu Yu.

It's not a Pokémon that traveled from another dimension.

Du Xu was obviously also shocked by Yu Yu's compromise. The character stood still and was beaten mercilessly by Yu Yu until he was left speechless for a while.

However, Yu Yu's expression was calm, and he seemed to be shooting blindly with the UZI, but in fact, he was able to shoot without a gun stock. The bullets crackled like a handful of soybeans to Du Xu. His face and body almost ended his short and arrogant life.

Yu Yu put down the gun unsatisfied.

This game is pretty fun.

Feng Zhuolin, who was standing behind Yu Yu watching, was stunned: "Sister-in-law...cough, God Yu, is this really your first time playing?"

Yu Yu was silent for a while: "Shall I put the performances into boxes one by one, to show Mengxin's sincerity?"

"...No need, I'm sorry." Feng Zhuolin burst into tears, "Not only did I lower the level of the entire chicken-eating team by myself, I was even disheveled and single."

Calling "husband" while beating people's parents, what kind of operation is this?

Anyway, Gao Qibin felt that he had lived for 18 years, not to mention the past, he probably wouldn't see such a flamboyant person in the future.

Jiangshan has talented people on behalf of the people, and they have been leading the way for hundreds of years.

So there were two medical kits in the supplies that Gao Qibin found. Du Xu used one to fill his life, and drove his teammates to run poison in his beloved car. While driving, he was distracted and accused Yu Yu of his behavior just now: "Baby! , You are doing this very badly, very badly."

"What?" Yu Yu glanced at him while looking at the scenery, "Isn't it because you owe a beating?"

"It's not for this reason." Du Xu looked serious, "It's enough for you to show off to me alone, can you just show them boredom?"

Yu Yu glanced at him with a half-smile: "Are you jealous?"

Du Xu said without shame: "I have contracted all the vinegar factories in the world for you."

I don't know if the vinegar factory has been contracted, but a new disaster is about to appear——

It's getting colder, the wind is blowing, and the final exam is coming.

The final exam of the third year of high school is different from that of the second year of high school. It entered a state of comprehensive review when there were still two months left, and after the end of the term, it was time to sprint to the March exam.

"I've already seen a dark future—three, four, and five months, a mock exam every month... what a disaster!" Du Xu sighed, wearing a pair of black glasses frames without lenses, trying to draw in The distance between self and knowledge.

New disasters have emerged, how can we stand still?

But appearance is the most useless thing in the face of knowledge. Even if Du Xu puts on the bottom of the wine bottle, it can't change his urinating habit of peeking at his boyfriend's eyes when he has nothing to do.

Yu Yu's finger went through the frame and poked his eyelids twice, "Not only that, you still have a school exam in January, and you have to take the single-recruitment exam in April."

At the beginning of February is the FA Cup, and next year there will be the National League.

"...I am a Buddha."

Du Xu leaned back on the table in pain, turned his head to watch his boyfriend doing eye exercises, trying to cleanse his wounded heart with beauty.

"You two, do you think I'm retired?!" The biology teacher never expected that someone would dare to flirt with each other in class, and he knocked on the blackboard with a dark face, "The one wearing glasses in the first row, get up and answer the questions!"

Du Xu was the only one wearing glasses in the first row. Facing the incomprehensible birdsong all over the blackboard, he frantically sent eye hints to the boyfriend beside him.

Yu Yu received Du Xu's distress signal, took off his glasses frame, put it on, and stood up slowly.

biology teacher:"……"

On Double Eleven the day after tomorrow, she will go to her death to buy, buy, buy, buy.

The consequence of irritating the teacher is that there are more homework than ever before. If you don't write more during the break, whether you can hand in the homework on time the next day is a matter of opinion.

Feng Zhuolin didn't dare to criticize his elder brother, so he could only try his best to fool his homework, "What day is it today? I have learned so much that I don't know the past and the past."

"Today is Friday." Gao Qibin casually killed the last head and ate the chicken smoothly.

Time in Class Nine stood still at this moment.

Then more than 30 people jumped up like crazy, cheered and hugged each other.

Unsurprisingly, the cheers attracted the dean. Yan Luo slapped the door panel of Class [-] classroom hard, and roared, "What are you doing? What are you doing? Are you going to demolish the house?!"

The lectures of "Living Hades" occupied the entire class, and they were precisely stuck in the second before class and let them go.

This self-study class was still occupied by the English teacher. She typed a website on the screen and asked the students to download some materials online.

The students took out their phones one after another.

Du Xu turned his head to look at Yu Yu. The other students were reading courseware and downloading review materials with their mobile phones. Only his boyfriend was fresh and refined, unstained from mud——

Brushing the online store.

"Baby, what are you buying?"

"The latest digital tablet, and a stylus." Yu Yu threw two fancy treasures into the shopping cart, and lowered her voice so as not to be heard by the teacher, "Grab it at zero o'clock the day after tomorrow."

Du Xu asked obediently in JPG style: "Then do you need a boyfriend to empty your shopping cart?"

"No need." Yu Yu filled in a few more clothes, and when Du Xu looked over, he buttoned his phone to block his sight, "I just need my boyfriend to finish the biology paper in front of him."

"I really tried my best." Du Xu looked at the paper in front of him sadly, "But these questions know me, I don't know them."

"Then return to the textbook and read the book."

Du Xu pushed the textbook away, "But I can't read it, baby, you are so good-looking, you can lose nine billion yuan if you miss it!"

Yu Yu finally let go of his Taobao career, ignoring Du Xu's fancy rainbow fart, "Do you think that your knowledge level is higher than that of books, and knowledge against concentration gradients cannot be freely diffused?"

Even if he didn't understand, Du Xu still firmly believed that Yu Yu was praising him.

This year's Singles' Day is so close to the weekend, the majority of dog lovers are ready to work hard at home without going out.

Yu Yu is not single, but she also stayed in the dormitory for a day, rejecting Du Xu's idea of ​​"going out to abuse dogs", and even avoided Du Xu when placing the order - because he didn't buy serious clothes, they were all for cosplay equipment.

And it's women's cosplay.

This was promised before the finals of the China Championships. Although Du Xu didn't mention it much, Yu Yu accidentally found the schedule in his memo—there was a note on the back that said "choose a skirt for my boyfriend". Yu Yu suffered from insomnia for half a night.

He had a hunch that if he didn't prepare, the clothes Du Xu prepared must be the scene of the car accident.

People can't break their promises, and things that can't be relied on must be done actively.

Men's and women's clothing is just as difficult as girls' men's clothing. Yu Yu stared at the silicone fake breasts for a while, then closed the page expressionlessly.

Even a two-hundred-pound fat man can be a male god with a model figure, so what does it matter if he plays a protruding girl into a handsome Northeast guy?

The mobile phone beeped, and Yu Yu thought it was Du Xu's message. When he opened it, he almost choked on his saliva. He looked at the time in the upper right corner and confirmed that it was 12 minutes before November NO.5.

In the class group of Class Nine, there were also people who went shopping on Double Eleven and made a surprised sound.

[English class representative-Hao Jia]: I'll go, pick up the documents in the middle of the night?So hard?

[Cultural Committee-Tian Jinxin]: My mother bought it too, and someone picked it up just now.

[Yu Yu]: The courier of semen//fluid.

A certain big shot who never bubbled up in the group would have said nothing——

Blockbuster.

The whole class was dead silent.

Fortunately, the teachers were already asleep at this time, otherwise they would all be cool.

Yu Yu quickly retracted the last message, edited it and sent it out: Dedicated courier.

The crowd was still silent.

In order not to embarrass his boyfriend too much, Du Xu closed his eyes and made a few blows.

[Sports Committee Member-Du Dashuai]: I heard that people who often make typos have higher IQs. Because IQs are too high, the hands can't keep up with the rhythm of the brain.

[Gao Qibin]: Shut up, this bragging is really embarrassing.

[Feng Zhuolin]: Cough cough, let's talk about something else, did everyone buy anything?

[Study committee member-Zhuang He]: Looking at the skateboard shoes I have already bought, I can't sleep because of the excitement. Did Marshal Du buy anything? @Sports Committee - Du Dashuai

[Sports Committee Member - Marshal Du]: I didn't buy it, but I was watching a manga about a 46-year-old man turning into a rabbit. He can bury his chest openly, which is awesome.

[English class representative-Hao Jia]: Marshal Du, you are already in danger, do you still use fantasy when you bury your chest?

[Sports Committee Member - Marshal Du]: Your sister-in-law kicked me out to sleep in the hallway, I'm so sad, so sad!

【Gao Qibin】: Vomit——

[Squad Leader-Li Nan]: Vomit——

[Deputy Squad Leader-Zheng Miao]: Tomorrow is Monday, are you still awake?

Li Nan silently swallowed a mouthful of old blood.

No matter how their Sanshui deputy squad leader integrated into the group, this problem of pouring cold water cannot be corrected.

The author has something to say: Fish Guide: But what did the courier do wrong?

[Actually, I have also committed hand cancer (cover my face) my brain can't keep up with my hand speed

[Thank you, Miss Ming Ruoxi, for the landmines and nutrient solution, and thank you, Miss Nan Moyuanzhi, for the nutrient solution, okay!Love you guys! 520521 Come on down! 】