The vest is still solid today

"Is this the sign of your stress? You've learned a lot." Yu Yu glanced at Du Xu's crotch with a half-smile, watching Du Xu's "pressure" continue to increase.

When the pressure is high, it needs to be resolved. If it accumulates for a long time, it is not good for the body and mind.

Du Xu pinched Yu Yu's shoulders and pressed him against the wall for a kiss. Their bodies were pressed together, their school uniforms were messed up by each other, and they could feel every subtle change.

Teacher Yu's teaching and guidance of kissing skills can be suspended - his students' learning ability in this area is amazing, and it is hard to believe that this is a contestant who still can't memorize the main initiator of the New Culture Movement.

Even though there was a thin layer of fabric, Yu Yu still shrank from the heat of his palms. There was a huge gap between real guns and theoretical knowledge. He knew that the temperature was very high there under certain circumstances, but he didn't Thinking it would be so hot.

It was like a fire that shattered all the diaphragms, burning from the palm to the heart.

Du Xu imitated the eighteen forbidden Huang Man on Weibo of "Bei Ming You Yu", took his hand and covered his body, and killed Yu Yu's little urge to escape in the cradle, and did not give anyone any chance of escape. Chance.

This is his.

The tip of Du Xu's tongue swept over Yu Yu's neat teeth, carefully feeling the changes in the body of the person whose fingers were interlocked with him.He thought to himself, this is mine alone, and no one can take it away.

At the critical moment when it was on the verge of an outbreak, the penguin suddenly beeped endlessly. Du Xu picked up the phone and saw that it was all classmates who sent him crazy private messages.

[Head Teacher-Li Wei]: The leaders of the Education Bureau will arrive at the teaching building in half an hour, you two come back quickly!

Du Xu: "..."

Teacher Li, you will be kicked by a donkey if you disturb someone's relationship.

"Let's go?" Yu Yu put away her phone, obviously Li Wei didn't send a message to only one person, "If the big leaders find that there is a lack of people in the classroom, it is estimated that our class will lose the qualification for the advanced collective selection next month."

Du Xuqi said: "Baby, since when did you care so much about collective honor? I thought you would decisively skip class."

"Half an hour, I'll give you 5 minutes to solve it." Yu Yu didn't answer, but pointed to Du Xu's trousers//crotch, opened the door of the solo guard and stuffed people in, "I'll see you when you clean up yourself people."

"I can meet people anytime, okay?!" Du Xu yelled angrily, "Brother will be a man who can rely on his face to make a living!"

Yu Yu changed into a school uniform, leaned on the chair and heard the sound of water coming from the bathroom, and suddenly called out: "Du Xu."

"Hey, I'm here, what's the matter?" Du Xu rushed out of the bathroom without even picking up his pants.

"I think it's still a mess in ancient times. If you cut it off, you can be a civil servant—you think so?" Yu Yu glanced at his "pressure" to return to normal size, "A man's real sense of ' Rely on face to eat'."

"Don't!" Du Xu quickly covered his little brother, "Baby, don't look at it with such eyes, it will be the source of //sex//blessing//for the rest of your life!"

Yu Yu sneered: "Let's go, there are still 10 minutes."

The old campus of No. 5 Middle School is not big, and it takes only [-] minutes to walk from the boys’ dormitory to the teaching building.

From the window of the teaching building, you can see a row of low-key but luxurious black big running in front of the school gate. The principal and secretary of Mediterranean Sea No. The cadres of the student union are like a mighty "parade//walking team".

"Hurry up, let's dawdle for a while before they come up." Du Xu pulled Yu Yu aside, "I'll go to the classroom later, I really don't want to hear the English teacher's curse, let alone be punished by her for copying words."

"Sun Wukong is in charge of the tight curse, so what's your business?" Yu Yu sneered, "How do you want to dawdle? Take a long detour?"

"How is it possible?" Du Xu put one hand on Yu Yu's ear, and restlessly touched his waist with the other, "Honey, kiss me?"

"Kiss your sister." Yu Yu slapped him across the face, "There are surveillance cameras overhead."

"It's okay, I heard that the surveillance cameras in this half of the building are all broken, and they are busy with maintenance."

"..."

Yu Yu wondered where he had captured so many "heard and heard".

"Kiss one—just one kiss!" Du Xu rubbed the tip of his nose against Yu Yu's side face, and gently blew into his ear, "And you don't think it's very difficult to do something shameful in a place where people will pass by at any time?" Excited?"

"It's so exciting." Yu Yu tilted her head back to avoid his breath, but Du Xu caught up and bit her earlobe lightly. Not to be outdone, he stretched out his hand and twisted Du Xu's waist, "Do you want something more exciting?"

Du Xu admitted with a playful smile: "Yes, baby, you really understand me."

"I prefer classrooms to corridors." Yu Yu tilted her head and bit Du Xu's Adam's apple lightly, leaving a shallow tooth mark, and licked twice with the tip of her tongue, "Especially the podium."

Du Xu: "..."

It's too bad, it's really bad.

He found that his boyfriend was a salted duck egg, which looked white and tender on the outside, but was so yellow that it was oily on the inside.

The two chattered for a while, and Yu Yu suddenly pushed his shoulder, "Someone is here."

"It doesn't have to be this way, baby, don't move, let me hold you for a while..." Du Xu put his arms around Yu Yu's waist, reluctant to let go, put his lips in his mouth and licked him twice, "Whether you breathe I'm really going to be hard."

"Don't make trouble." Yu Yu panted, and forcibly pulled away his hand that touched her waist, "It's really coming this way."

Du Xu also heard footsteps at this time. They had just separated when a group of leaders turned around, followed by a group of directors, teachers, and student cadres. Qi Qi stopped at the corner and looked at the two suspects who were Bidong with complicated expressions. classmate.

"What are you doing?" Li Wei, as a special-grade teacher, is of course also a member of the "Walking Team". He stood next to Yan Luo, looked at the two students in his class, and recalled all the rumors in the group and the forum. , I don't know what expression to put on, "You two... this is..."

Yu Yu reacted one step faster than Du Xu: "Good brother, it's all like this."

Li Wei was still a little confused: "Good brother?"

But the version I've heard is - did you both do what you were supposed to do?

If Li Wei was the only teacher here, it would be easy to confuse, but the string of directors, secretaries and leaders are not decorations, and none of them are blind.

Du Xu hurriedly took his hands off Yu Yu's waist, "Yes, that's right, we are good socialist brothers who can share a bed, use a bathtub, and even share a foot cloth."

At this time, the bell was about to ring. Du Xu took Yu Yu and bowed to the leaders, leaving behind a sentence of "goodbye, teacher" and ran away, leaving the confused leaders to comprehend by himself.

He didn't see one of the female cadres with bright eyes, standing at the end of the crowd quietly fiddling with her mobile phone, smiling all over her face.

"My god, I'm so scared to death." Du Xu patted his chest and said, "In the past, people would only suspect that there was no pure friendship between men and women, but now they even doubt boys and boys."

"If you want people not to know, unless you do nothing." Yu Yu coughed and looked around, "Did we run away?"

"No way..." Du Xu looked up at the door sign of class seven next to him, "Uh, it's over."

Rumbling footsteps interrupted Du Xu's words. It turned out that it was not the class bell, but the get out of class end bell.

Gan!

Why is there a song for both the preparatory bell and the end bell? !

The door of the Class [-] classroom, which was far away from their two classes, was pushed open. Hao Jia rushed out first, and saw Du Xu and Yu Yu screaming not far away. Earth ascends to heaven.

"The monitor of class one told me hahahaha hiccup!" Li Nan jumped over and hooked Du Xu's shoulders, laughing like a fool, "There are always two very gay boys out of ten, and you two are really testing the truth Textbook-level standards, hahahaha!"

"Go away, don't touch my boyfriend!" Du Xu slapped his hand away in disgust.

"Tsk, the world is getting worse, people's hearts are not old!" Li Nan shook his head and sighed, and put his arms around Zhuang He who was following behind, shouting "Dear" in nine twists and eighteen turns.

Zhuang He cocked his orchid fingers, squeezed his throat and called out "Guanren" delicately.

The onlookers made emoticons of vomiting in due course.

Du Xu couldn't bear it anymore: "We gays are not so shameful, baby, let them see it!"

"How do you see..."

Hao Jia took the lead in booing: "Kiss one! Kiss one!"

Yu Yu: "..."

On a man's occasion, can a woman shut up and watch quietly?

Several other classes on this floor were dismissed one after another, and there were more and more people watching. Yu Yu couldn't bear to grab Du Xu's collar. Du Xu thought that he really wanted to kiss her, so he quickly bent down and pulled the two of them in. lip distance.

However, Yu Yu just wanted to drag him to the window, and wanted to test Galileo's law of free fall with practice.

Du Xu looked at him injured, like a golden retriever abandoned by its owner, with grievance written all over his face.

In fact, he was quite wronged, after all, "kiss one" was not called by him.

Yu Yu's hand paused, and then dragged him back, "Back to class."

"Yo yo yo" sounded all around.

Whenever the leaders of the Education Bureau come to inspect, the physical education class must not be occupied—they must show the leaders the style of the Fourth Middle School with all-round development of morality, intelligence, physical education, art and labor.

There is no physical education teacher in the senior three campus, and the coach of the school football team, who is specializing in tactics, is ordered to lead a group of teenagers who have no basic foundation to play football in the physical education class, showing the profound football level of the fourth middle school in an all-round way.

Cui Yang wanted to throw the clipboard on the head of Principal Mediterranean, or shave off the pile of hair that hindered the light bulb from glowing.

You fucking asked me to teach a group of laymen, and let them do the national football level when doing basic moves?

What an international joke? !

The so-called leader's biggest task every day is to unreasonably assign impossible tasks to his subordinates, and the subordinates who are struggling have no right to refute.

At the 5th minute of trying to teach this group of kids how to play soccer, Coach Choi gives up.

Cui Yang waved his hands tiredly: "You guys practice passing and juggling the ball yourself, the method has just been taught to you - tired students can go to the sidelines to rest for a while."

Yu Yu actively responded to the call, and was the first one to run to the playground and sit and play with his mobile phone. His hands were fast, and several penguins were chatting with each other, but there was no chat.

"Student, you're very busy with business." A leader in a black suit suddenly appeared from behind Yu Yu, startling him so much that he pressed the lock screen button reflexively.

The leader didn't care much about what he was looking at, just casually said some nonsense about "new era and new atmosphere" and "exercising has many benefits" and left. Yu Yu turned on the phone again.

"I thought 'the hands are faster than the brain' was the patent of some scumbags." Gao Qibin glanced at Du Xu pointedly.

Du Xu rolled his eyes unequivocally, "He's gone?"

Gao Qibin looked around, "Let's go."

"I want to suggest that the penguin group name note function can be synchronized with the mobile phone and computer." Yu Yu opened the penguin's feedback blankly.

In that way, some group names that could not be explained clearly after being discovered by parents and teachers can be changed to names that are easily overlooked such as "Chinese learning exchange group", "Contribute to the construction of socialist civilization", and "Long live communism".

"That's a good idea!"

The cross talk group from Class Nine came over, and Zhuang He asked seriously: "Shen Yu, you kissed just now... Uh, I can't do a question, so I'll repeat the question for you, can you explain it to me? "

He forcibly changed his words under Yu Yu's indifferent gaze, which made Du Xu feel that these top students are not human.

I can actually remember the topic completely.

Seeing that Zhuang He changed his mind, Yu Yu was too embarrassed to refuse: "Go ahead."

"The requirement for that question is within an interval..."

Du Xu looked at Yu Yu, who was a little awkward but still answered Zhuang He's question seriously, and suddenly felt emotional: "Honey, you looked like a sea urchin when you first started your sophomore year in high school."

Yu Yu looked at him like a death ray.

Feng Zhuolin, who eavesdropped for a long time with his ears up, was puzzled. He couldn't get an answer even after asking several people. Finally, it was Gao Qibin who answered him.

"A creature that evolved to the limit [-] million years ago. It has no eyes, nose, ears, hands, feet, and brain. It turns black and white and is nocturnal. It stays on the bottom of the sea and doesn't care about everything around it. It seems to be living in a dream every day." Gao Qibin tsk tsk He sighed, "Old Du's description is really very spiritual."

Also very hopeless.

The author has something to say: Yu Yu (smiling): A certain classmate who has no desire to survive was given a free fall warning.

Du Xu (counseling): You should give me a warning... At least I'm still alive, and I can still satisfy you...

Feng Zhuolin, who couldn't stand it anymore, handed Yu Yu a brick: God Yu, please.

[Thank you, Miss Ming Ruoxi, for the mines and nutrient solution, okay! 】

Yesterday was 520 and today is 521. All the girls who left messages in the past two days will be given red envelopes~