The vest is still solid today

Speaking of the feeling of autumn in the north, eight out of ten people will answer "It's hot at noon, and it's so cold in the morning and evening that you doubt life."

It is now 02:30 in the morning, the coldest time of the day. According to folklore, this is a weird time, and many weird things will happen at this time.

Even the two layers of glass can't block the cold air blowing in front of us. The students who live in the school shrink back to the bed early and turn on the air conditioner, and meet their perfect test papers in their dreams. Workers will choose to travel at this time.

Five or six figures could be vaguely seen at the back door of the boys' dormitory building, and occasionally a white light from a flashlight slipped through the fingers of a few "troublemakers".

Yu Yu resolutely planned himself out of the ranks of "troubleshooters". He was dragged out of the bed by Du Xu half-tortured and half-forced, and he was standing at the corner of the corridor, yawning and helping "ghost catching" The other five members of the "Death Squad" paid attention to Director Yan's whereabouts.

Du Xu carefully turned the wire, and the old door lock on the back door of the dormitory made a soft "click". He pushed the door open and looked outside, then took out a small piece of paper from Feng Zhuolin's pocket and stuffed it into Gao Qibin's hand Li, "The whereabouts of the 'Living Hades' have not been detected, and safety has been confirmed—let's go, brothers of the Death Squad!"

"What's this?" Gao Qibin looked at the tattoo sticker in his hand with disgust, "A pink hair dryer with hands, feet and eyes? Really creative, that little clever ghost came up with it?"

"Piggy Peppa's body tattoo, applause to the public." Du Xu said with a smile, "Come on, Mr. Gao, put it on and you will be a werewolf who is a little more than a ruthless person. Ghosts will run away from you when they see you!"

"I fucking stick to your face!"

Yu Yu yawned again, walked over unsteadily to stop the childish quarrel between the two, and raised the core issue and the deepest contradiction of this operation——

"A group of us guys don't sleep in the middle of the night and rush to the women's bathroom. Isn't it a bit perverted?"

"It seems a bit?" Du Xu rubbed his chin, "How about finding a girl to lead the way?"

"It's not going to be much better." Zhuang He shook his head helplessly, "At this time, all the girls are going to have a beauty sleep."

Last week, after listening to Feng Zhuolin’s classmate Feng Zhuolin’s live broadcast of the campus ghost story “Midnight Sorrow in the Toilet on the First Floor of the Girls’ Dormitory”, Du Xu’s trouble-loving heart was ready to stir again.

He quickly set up a "Ghostbusters" and named himself the captain. In his busy study and life, he prepared the necessary equipment - iron wire for picking locks, miniature flashlights, cold-proof body warmers, and a peach wood sword the size of a keychain. , talisman paper drawn with cinnabar, and the Peppa Pig tattoo stickers of the "Paste is a social person" series that are ready to be used to scare ghosts.

——Although he was miserably rejected by his brother.

The day for catching ghosts should also be carefully selected. You must check the auspicious days according to the almanac, and it is best to be on a Saturday—whether you can catch ghosts or not, at least you can catch up on sleep during the day, and when the midterm exam is approaching, Only on Saturdays will the school committee and squad leader join their mighty "death team".

Yu Yu made a brilliant summary of Du Xu's detailed and complete proposal:

If you feel sleepy today, you will cry when you face homework tomorrow.

However, in the face of the four characters "everything is not suitable" on the almanac, Du Xu resolutely pushed back the time by a week, barely took a "travelable" car on the edge of the car, dragged people into the car, quickly welded the door, and drove towards the girl directions to the dormitory.

Du Xu explained to his "team members" with the knowledge he had just acquired on Baidu: "'Traveling' means that today is a good day to go out, and it is a good day to visit the campus at night and catch ghosts."

"It's an auspicious day, do you think you want to choose a date to get married?" Gao Qibin sneered, "Brother, wake up, it's the 21st century, and feudal superstition is out of the question."

"Catching ghosts is also a feudal superstition!" Du Xu retorted bluntly and confidently, "To fight against feudal superstition, you must use feudal superstition, otherwise you see those local tyrants who are worried that their houses are haunted, why do they invite the great gods to do it? ?”

What he said made sense, and none of his five "team members" could refute it.

The boys’ dormitory and the girls’ dormitory are only separated by a wall. The wall is not too high. Ginkgo trees are planted on both sides, probably because of the rain just the day before yesterday. The golden fan-shaped leaves are spread all over the ground, and there will be a “rustling” sound when stepped on.

Thanks to the "carpet" made of ginkgo leaves, they were able to find Director Yan's whereabouts in time and avoid the pain of queuing up in front of the school to read the review on Monday morning.

"In the past, we used to appeal every day, 'Thousands of rivers and mountains are always love, can you change the director'." Du Xu led his "team members" to squat behind the low bushes with their necks crouched and their heads in their arms, as if they were caught in an anti-pornography and anti-illegal activity. The police kicked the criminals to the corner to punish them.

After waiting for Director Yan who got up at night to leave, he stood up and beckoned everyone to go in. His voice was almost a whisper, "Now I just want to go back to Dongcheng District to confess my love to Director Wu and say out loud 'Xiaoqiang I love you'."

"Who do you love?" Yu Yu looked at him with a half-smile.

Du Xu immediately changed his words: "Of course it's you... ah——"

"Ah?" Feng Zhuolin asked suspiciously, "Brother, isn't it a bit awkward for you to cut out sentences?"

"Ah-ah-"

"What are you? Tetanus or epilepsy?" Gao Qibin glanced at him suspiciously.

The five of them stopped together to look at Du Xu. Yu Yu suddenly thought of something. He glanced at the "Living Hades" who could still see the figure clearly from the corner of his eyes, and quickly reached out to cover Du Xu's mouth, forcing him to keep silent. Sneezes pressed back.

He glanced at a few of them, and the other four clinged to the wall with him to hold their breath. Zhuang He barely suppressed a yawn, and looked in admiration at Yu Xueshen, who was concentrating on observing the dean's whereabouts.

The god of learning is worthy of being the god of learning. To be able to have such concentration in the early morning must be the result of studying all year round until late at night!

But Zhuang Xuewei, who is full of "study hard and make progress every day", doesn't know that this is just the basic quality of a dead house-otherwise where would they sleep in class?

After getting through the sleepiness just now in the early morning, she is full of energy now. Yu Yu covered Du Xu's mouth to prevent him from sneezing, and let him go after Director Yan disappeared with a searchlight flashlight weighing a pound.

The first thing Du Xu did when he regained his freedom was to sneez earth-shatteringly.

Sometimes after being suppressed for a long time, the outbreak will become more intense.

The effect of this big sneeze is that the earth shakes, mountains fall and ground cracks, not to mention Yan Luo who just turned the corner of the boys' dormitory, even Li Wei in the faculty dormitory can hear it clearly.

"Who's over there? Get out!"

"Living Hades" heard his voice before seeing him.

"Ghostbusters" ran away.

This life-and-death chase ended with the victory of the "Ghostbusters" from Class [-]. Director Yan was old but physically strong, and he chased them for more than ten minutes. In the end, he was not as good as the young people, so he had no choice but to withdraw from the competition. .

Zhuang He gasped like a dog, his legs softened and he fell to the ground, "I'm going, I almost... almost died..."

Li Nan was not much better than him. He supported the wall and waited for a long time, "Damn it... Doesn't the 'Living Hades' not sleep? He is full of energy in the middle of the night, he can't be immortal?!"

"Maybe it's time to come out for a walk when you get up at night..." Du Xu guessed wildly, patted his beating heart with one hand to calm himself down, and held Yu Yu's hand with the other hand.

Yu Yu was also panting a bit. At this moment, he didn't have any extra strength to shake off his hand. He raised his head and leaned against the wall, ignoring the dust on his hair and clothes. The neck and the fragile Adam's apple, the eyes are straight.

Gao Qibin accidentally caught a glimpse of the tightly clenched hands of his good tablemate in the fourth middle school and his brother's uncivilized and harmonious eyes, and looked away with a toothache expression. This dog food can't afford it, so maybe he can't hide it ?

So he simply came out of sight, out of mind.

Feng Zhuolin coughed twice, shivering in the cold night, and asked himself and others: "Isn't he cold?"

Li Nan thought about Director Yan's anti-cold and frost-resistant military coat, "The enduring traditional culture always has its own unique advantages-I think his simple cotton coat is much better than our warm baby foot stickers." .”

"Are you there?" Gao Qibin turned his head to look at the way he came from.

It was pitch black everywhere in the middle of the night, and the faint light of the street lamps could not allow them to see clearly where they hit when they ran for their lives in a hurry.

There are no anti-theft windows outside the windows on the first floor of the old campus of No. [-] Middle School. You can open the windows from the outside with your hand. It has provided great convenience for the great cause of school scumbags like Xuzhi to skip class——

When the smell of food comes from the cafeteria in the third class, the students sitting by the window can escape by jumping out of the window while the teacher turns to write on the blackboard, and rush to the vast world of the cafeteria on the second floor that exudes an attractive fragrance.

One of the windows on the first floor of the girls' dormitory was half open, and two washed mops were hung on the window sill to dry. The dark blue cloth strips fluttered in the wind like colorful flags. "Ghostbusters" immediately knew that it was next to the toilet. water room.

The water room has arrived, can the women's toilet be far behind?

"I always feel a bit awkward." Zhuang He looked hesitantly at the window of the women's toilet with frosted glass film. It was pitch black inside, and with a layer of glass film, the visibility was extremely low.

Li Nan echoed: "We are like a group of perverted demons who trespassed in the holy forbidden place in the middle of the night, trying to plot evil against the pure angels."

Du Xu squatted under the window, only showing a pair of eyes on the window sill, and quietly opened the window of the women's toilet, "We are here to catch ghosts, not peeping at the women's toilet! Besides, I am a gay peeping at the women's toilet , do I get hard?"

Gao Qibin applauded indifferently: "Then you really know yourself."

stupid gay.

Du Xu pretended not to understand his implication: "Are you a brother? If you are a brother, let's go together!"

Feng Zhuolin wanted to say, "We will continue our brotherhood tomorrow morning", but he dared not express any opinion in front of the welded car door—as a responsible and grown-up man, he must not give up at critical moments !

Chong Duck—I am a mighty and majestic man from No. [-] Middle School!

Feng Zhuolin, who cheered him up, asked in a low voice, "Which of you has ever been in the women's restroom? Has God Yu been there?"

Yu Yu looked indifferent like a jpg: "Don't look at me, I haven't entered before."

Zhuang He hugged his arms and rubbed them. He wore a thick coat when he went out, but he was still shivering from the cold, "I'm a little nervous now... who can give me a reference? Starting with... the monitor? "

"I never went in!" Li Nan couldn't wait to prove his innocence with five sonorous words.

"Why ask them? Your elder brother, I am a living example!" Du Xu said indifferently, "When I was in junior high school, someone threw my schoolbag into the women's toilet. What else can I do except go in and pick it up?"

Yu Yu reminded: "Don't forget, you also smoked under the wall of the women's toilet."

"Damn it, is it so wolf-killing?" Gao Qibin looked at Du Xu in surprise.

"Is there any way?" Du Xu shrugged, "Someone checked outside the window of the men's bathroom, but there is no one in the women's bathroom."

"You are awesome." Li Nan gave him a thumbs up, turned to look at another big brother, "Brother Gao, where is your old man?"

Gao Qibin raised his eyebrows: "Me? When I was in elementary school, did I have a fight with someone in the women's bathroom?"

Zhuang He asked in disbelief: "How did you fight and get to the women's restroom?"

"Forgot." Gao Qibin said very frankly, "Anyway, it can't be my fault."

Zhuang He: "..."

Yes, it is not you who are wrong, but the world.

"It's now..." Du Xu took out his hand and glanced at the time, "28:[-] in the morning—comrades, the time to witness a miracle is about to appear! Well, let's use your big sword and yellow talisman paper today for Eliminate harm from the people!"

Tick, tick, tick—

The second hand of the analog clock on the mobile phone circles around. Seeing that 28 is about to add ten to 38, the legendary "ghost" still does not appear.

"Could it be scared away by the masculinity of our six boys?" Du Xu wondered, "Didn't it mean that it was still crying last night?"

"The rumors about the girls' dormitory are unreliable, right?" Gao Qibin yawned—it was purely bored, staying up late, drinking and playing games is the normal state of their "social people", but this normal state does not include waiting in the cold wind like an idiot. A ghost whose existence is unknown.

Yawning seems to be contagious, so Yu Yu also covered her mouth, "Didn't someone say they saw a hanged ghost in a red dress fighting a female corpse in a white dress covering her face?"

"It's not the right time to be born--the ghost comes to my future, and the ghost has gone when I come." Du Xu retracted his head and sat under the wall depressed. He took out the tin box of cigarettes that had been smuggled out of his pocket, and took out two chocolate beans. Put it in his mouth, and handed the tin box to Yu Yu, "Honey, do you want to eat?"

"Don't eat." Yu Yu glanced at him, "Remember to brush your teeth when you get back later."

Du Xu smiled and saluted: "Of order, Teacher Yu!"

The air was once again filled with the fragrance of dog food, and Feng Zhuolin suddenly jumped up like an electric shock, his teeth were chattering, and he couldn't speak fluently: "Big, big... big brother... I, I, I... it, it, it..."

"Big Big Brother" chewed the chocolate beans with a blank expression on his face: "What the hell? Tell me clearly!"

Feng Zhuolin didn't answer him, as if his soul had been taken away.

Du Xu realized the seriousness of the matter, got up and patted Feng Zhuolin's shoulder, but the kid didn't respond to being pushed. Fortunately, Du Xu didn't use much force, otherwise he might have been pushed and fell down.

I saw Feng Zhuolin, who had made up his mind not to coax half an hour ago, had his legs trembling, and his eyes were fixed on the gap less than five centimeters wide that Du Xu pushed open.

The author has something to say: Du Xu: There is nothing safer than a gay peeping in the women's restroom!

Yu Yu: Not necessarily, maybe the gay guy is looking for a big guy in women's clothing.

Du Xu: Honey, if you wear women's clothes, I might...

Yu Yu: Get out, women's clothing is impossible, and it's impossible in this life.

[Thank you Miss Ming Ruoxi for mine, thank you Nanmo Yuanzhi and Miss Shen Zhirong for your nutrient solution, thank you Miss Lin Xi for helping you catch bugs, okay! 】