The vest is still solid today

The study tasks in the third year of senior high school became more and more arduous. The English teacher frantically marched towards [-] in the [-]-word test every day, occupying the entire self-study class. The students turned into word maniacs one by one. English scores have slowly improved under this high-pressure rule——

Warmly celebrate the Mariana Trench of No. [-] Middle School English who has reached the passing line in the first preliminary exam of the third year of senior high school.

At lunch time, Feng Zhuolin held the plate and yelled as soon as he sat across the table from Class [-]: "Damn it, I went out to throw out the trash just now and found two miceses!"

Yu Yu and Du Xu looked at each other, but neither of them understood what Feng Zhuolin was saying.

"miceses, miceses!" Feng Zhuolin repeated: "It's the plural of mice!"

"But, brother." Du Xu said sincerely, "the plural of mice is not miceses."

"what is that?"

Yu Yu pushed his deskmate, "Explain to your little brother."

Du Xu was excited, he felt that this was a chance given to him by God to express himself in front of his boyfriend!He cleared his throat and said seriously, "mouse means mouse, right?"

Feng Zhuolin nodded quickly, but Du Xu's attention was entirely on Yu Yu, and he didn't even give him a look.

Yu Yu took a look at Du Xu between serving dishes, and felt that his eyes were shining brightly, and his appearance of begging for praise was very similar to the golden retriever raised by the uncle next door, so he couldn't help being funny.

It's good that he didn't smile, the corner of his mouth slightly bent away Du Xu's soul, Du Xu suddenly forgot what he wanted to say.

"So, so... uh... you want to say two mice, you have to use the plural..."

"Yeah." Feng Zhuolin held the small notebook, wishing to regard every word of his elder brother as a golden rule.

"This plural of rats..."

Yu Yu ate with her head down, as if she didn't care what they said at all.Looking at his soft side profile, Du Xu felt blessed and enlightened: "mouses! Yes, the plural of mice is mouses!"

With a "click", Feng Zhuolin's pen fell off.

Yu Xueshen, who had been listening to him with half his mind, almost broke the disposable chopsticks.

Du Xu also realized that he had made a fool of himself, and he immediately tried to remedy it: "If you see a goose, a goose, in the lake or sea in the park, and another goose swims in at this time, then there is now a goose in the lake in the park. What?"

Yu Yu finally couldn't help but say dirty words: "Idiot, there are no geese in the sea."

Du Xu has been practicing the principle of slapping a tiger's butt for 18 years: "Yes, there are no geese in the sea, baby, you are so smart, you are right in everything you say."

"You are stupid."

"I'm pretty stupid, so is Teacher Yu willing to give me tutoring?" Du Xu said seriously, "The kind with some special rewards."

Yu Yu: "..."

Teacher Yu is more willing to backhand and give each of you a gas tank.

Maybe after the scumbag's brain is hit hard, he can get through the two veins of Ren and Du. Since then, his grades have skyrocketed, he became a UFO in place and spiraled to heaven, married rich and handsome Bai Fumei, and reached the pinnacle of life and became a winner in life.

Feng Zhuolin didn't want to let them distribute dog food anymore, he chose to find a place for his own presence in dog food: "Of course there are two geese, geeseses! So the plural of mice is of course miceses"

Du Xu retorted seriously: "Yes! Two geese, but not geeseses, they are gooseses!"

Yu Yu lowered her head and grinned, not paying attention to the rice grains on the corner of her mouth.

It's so silly.

Du Xu's attention was attracted by the beauty again, and he suddenly felt that it was worth it to destroy his image and change his wife's smile. He secretly glanced at the phone: "Actually, goose can also be used as a verb."

Yu Yu looked at him with some surprise, and couldn't believe that the level of this poor Englishman surpassed her own.

"It's the action I want to do to you the most." Du Xu quietly put the phone back into his pocket, and quickly pulled the last bite of rice into his mouth, "I'm going to discuss the new formation with Deputy He in a while, so I'm leaving first!"

After graduating from high school seniors, Du Xurong was promoted to the captain position, and coach Cui Yang gave the position of vice-captain to a sophomore on their team who was good at tactical arrangements—now he is a new senior.

Feng Zhuolin and Yu Yu bowed their heads to Baidu at the same time.

【鹅

goose

English [gu:s]

beauty [ɡus]

n. Goose; goose; female goose; fool

v. Twist or pinch the ass; suddenly fill up the gas; urge]

Key point: twist or pinch ass.

"..."

Pornography is indeed the primary productive force, and it has made a huge and indelible contribution to the same text of books and the same track of cars.

Feng Zhuolin felt like the plate of pickled fish in front of him, sour, vegetable and redundant.

He quietly raised his head to glance at Yu Yu's face, and felt that he shouldn't be sitting at the same table with these two big shots today.He was embarrassed and had nothing to say: "Uh...Actually, I'm better than the big brother. You see...the plural of geese is geese, at least I can stick to the side..."

Yu Yu slowly picked up a whole piece of shiitake mushroom and placed it in the middle of the rice. He inserted his chopsticks into the cross flower on the shiitake mushroom and split the innocent shiitake mushroom into four pieces.

He picked a petal and bit it in his mouth, "This crucifixion is a bit deep."

Feng Zhuolin has always been a gentleman who knows current affairs. Seeing that the ancestor was so angry, he immediately shrank to the side and pretended to be a quail, not daring to speak.

360 five days a year is not easy, at least half of them are packing quail.

Give me back my freedom.

Before leaving, Yu Yu looked at Feng Zhuolin and warned, "In the future, don't mention the word 'goose' to me."

Feng Junjie nodded desperately.

Du Xu dawdled in the position of Deputy Captain He in the third class downstairs until he was about to start class before he dared to return to the classroom. Gao Qibin had already heard the cause and effect from Feng Zhuolin. Ah, you—a man who runs away after flirting is a fart, and if you have the guts to take off your pants, you will do it."

"Fuck you, uncle." Du Xu looked left and right, "Where's Yu Yu?"

"Who are you going to do?" Yu Yu just came back from the bathroom, and now she was standing behind him, looking at him indifferently.

Du Xu hesitated.

He tried his best to save the emotional crisis with a playful smile: "Fuck him... His uncle is you!"

Feng Zhuolin, who was forcibly recognized as his father, made a voice calling for his father: "Shen Yu...Dad, I will testify for my elder brother that he did not cheat!"

Yu Yu snorted through her nose, lifted it up high and put it down lightly, turning over the page.

The water pipes and other facilities in the old campus are not as good as the new campus. After they moved in, the sewer in one of the dormitories failed the mid-term exam and succeeded in GameOver.

"Borrow the toilet." Gao Qibin knocked on the door of Yu Yu's dormitory, "Our toilet is clogged, and the maintenance will come tomorrow morning."

The one who opened the door for him was a shameless classmate surnamed Du who took root in other people's dormitory, "I'll teach you, wash it with freshly boiled hot water, and guarantee to solve all your troubles!"

"Don't fucking lie." Gao Qibin pulled up his pants after going to the bathroom, "I've never heard of such an operation."

"You haven't heard of it, it doesn't mean it doesn't exist. Hot water can soften the sewer and make the clogged foreign objects more unimpeded!" Du Xu swore to the sky, "The last time my toilet was blocked, that's what my dad did. I!"

Gao Qibin went back suspiciously.

5 minutes later, a loud drink nearly attracted Director Yan from the staff dormitory next door——

"Du Xu, I//Fuck//Your uncle!"

Gao Qibin rushed out of the dormitory, with a sour smell gushing out from the open door. He aggressively led Li Nan and Zhuang He to smash the door of Yu Yu's dormitory, "Get out, you surnamed Du! I promise I won't beat you to death!"

Class Nine Crosstalk Combination sings and harmonizes:

"Master Du, come out! Come out, come out!"

"Don't hide in there! We know you're home!"

It was Yu Yu who came to open the door, and he turned sideways to let the three of them in, "He's not here."

Li Nan and Zhuang He are like the underdogs of the boss of the underworld, regardless of the majesty of their own class cadres, they went in and walked around, and came back to report: "Brother Gao, there is no one in the toilet or the upper bunk! There is no one in the wardrobe or the suitcase." !"

Gao Qibin frowned, feeling that the matter was not simple.

"Leave one of you to guard the door, and the other one will look for you separately. Anyway, he can't get out during the door control time—he dare not use his broken "Lock Picking Strategy" to go out when the lights are on."

The two boys answered "Yes" in unison.

Du Xu hid under Yu Yu's bed, not saying a word, not daring to fart.

Yu Yu knocked on the bed board and said in a low voice, "They're gone, you bastard. Keep your voice down, Li Nan is still outside the door."

Du Xu got out, patted the ashes on his body, and replied in a low voice: "What cowardice? This is called tactics!"

What tactics?

Tactical dare not fart?

Yu Yu sneered, sat back at the desk and continued to do her homework, "What happened to your father?"

Du Xu replied honestly: "I was chased and beaten by my mother with a rolling pin all over the room."

As the saying goes, if you want to see how peaceful a school is, you should first look at its dormitory building.

If you stay in a closed environment for a long time, you will always be haunted. Whether it is a ghost pretending to be a person or a person pretending to be a ghost, it can bring a little excitement to the students who are used to wandering around.

This is especially true for girls' dormitory buildings. In traditional home-made ghost movies with campus backgrounds, nine out of ten haunted scenes take place in girls' dormitories.

The white-clothed hanged ghost fought against the black-haired faceless corpse for [-] rounds, and the weeping and resentful woman scratched the face of the ghost in the flower red skirt. The children born in the [-]s were a little numb after hearing it.

Feng Zhuolin heard the latest news from the sister next door during his lunch break, and hurried back to class to share with his family.

Zheng Miao was lying on the table with a listless look. Feng Zhuolin passed by her table and asked casually, "What's wrong with the deputy squad leader today? Are you in a bad mood or haven't finished your homework?"

Zheng Miao raised her head a little, and stared at Feng Zhuolin through the gap between her bangs, her red and swollen eyes startled Feng Zhuolin, "Deputy class monitor, are you... staying up late?"

"None of your business." Zheng Miao said coldly, "Don't bother me."

Feng Zhuolin scratched his head and left wonderingly, Zheng Miao lowered his head and lay back on the table again, Tian Jinxin in the back seat looked at her worriedly, as if he didn't know how to comfort her.

Boys also love gossip about ghosts and gods, but what arouses their interest more than gossip is the legendary forbidden place, the dormitory for girls that every boy dreams of.

"It is said that in the past two days, at 02:30 in the morning, there will be crying sounds from the women's toilet...the sound is whining, like complaints, like complaints, like weeping, and the lingering sounds are endless. Wu You The dragon in the ravine, the weeping woman in a lonely boat..."

Feng Zhuolin vividly described the cries in the women's toilet. His recitation was full of emotion, which moved the sky and the ground, but could not move his elder brother.

"Okay, what poem are you memorizing all of a sudden." Du Xu patted his head angrily, "Why didn't the ten-year cold window freeze you to death?"

"At least I've memorized it. I remember that you failed yesterday's dictation of "Red Cliff Fu", right?" Yu Yu raised her eyelids, pulled Du Xu's 59-point dictation paper of ancient poems from his Chinese book, and commented , "It is also a talent to be stuck just one point before the passing line."

Du Xu coughed again and again, and Feng Zhuolin looked at his sister-in-law movedly, he finally believed that the sun can always illuminate the darkness in this world——

There is warmth everywhere in the world, and there is justice in the world!

The author has something to say: Feng Zhuolin: This world is still beautiful!Sister-in-law I love you!

Du Xu (smiling): Who do you love?

Feng Zhuolin: ...I, I love "Red Cliff Fu"...

[Thank you Miss Miyamori for the mine, thank you Jiang Gao and Bai for the nutrient solution and refills of Miss Cat! 】