The vest is still solid today

The dining table seminar on "How to be controlled instead of controlled" aimed at the occasional shaking of the hands of the canteen aunts was finally abandoned, because they found that the number of people in the canteen was getting smaller when it was almost one o'clock. All the soup is served.

"So to sum it up, the appetite during the clearing time is better than the early arrival time is better than the hot time?" Li Nan walked unsteadily to the classroom, touched her round belly, "It's the first time I stayed in the cafeteria until 12:30. After [-], I thought that auntie was going to fall in love with me just now with the enthusiasm of that aunt serving me food—why haven’t I heard such a good thing before?”

Zhuang He took a sip of the juice contentedly, "To tell you the truth, this is the first time I've eaten so full in the cafeteria, although the meat is a bit less."

During the lunch break, the overfed Class [-] students collectively collapsed into salted fish in the classroom, and started to team up to eat chicken or fight landlords online in groups of three.

Gao Qibin was in the solo row, Feng Zhuolin suddenly leaned over and sat down next to him, holding up his mobile phone as if offering a treasure, and said, "Brother Gao, look at this!"

Gao Qibin glanced at it, patted Feng Zhuolin on the shoulder and sighed: "Son, you found the treasure." He exited the game and rushed to the front row to shout: "Old Du, come here, there is a treasure!"

Du Xu came over and took a look, "What kind of stupid name is this? akib-avhasAdul...he got out of the keyboard?"

Feng Zhuolin tapped the screen: "What face is on the keyboard! My little brother, I found this after a lot of hard work. Yujie Lolita//Wife and tender model uniforms and temptations are everything, free to watch, no pop-up ads, Bao Jun is satisfied !"

Du Xu looked at it with a lack of interest, "Tsk, I always feel that something is missing."

"What's the difference?" Gao Qibin raised his eyelids, trying to smile: "Soak goji berries in the airplane cup, this is for self-cultivation? What about the straight boy brother who begged me to recommend an AV to him a year ago?"

"Don't interrupt, I really feel something is missing." Du Xu flipped through the covers of the front page, touched his chin and commented, "I don't feel it."

Feng Zhuolin asked humbly: "Then dare to ask Marshal Du, what kind of feelings do you think you have?"

Du Xu pointed to a campus-themed film and said to him, "For example, replace a loli high school student with a Zhengtai... No, Zhengtai won't do. He should be at least 1.7 meters tall, preferably under 1.8 meters, and his hair should not be too long. It can’t be too short, with a middle part, fair skin, long eyelashes, what else... Let me think about it, um... yes, there are also don’t need muscular men and don’t need that kind of makeup.”

There is one in the classroom that meets his requirements, sitting in the first row by the window, watching the students on the playground who are patting snow on each other in a daze.

Feng Zhuolin followed Gao Qibin's line of sight, then turned his head and looked tearfully at his elder brother rolling on the road curved into a ball and never returning.

Gao Qibin patted him sympathetically: "Don't think about it, you won't get it back."

After all, he is a man who is no longer interested in Teacher Cang's collection!

That's a man out of vulgar interests!

Du Xu switched the homepage to the category of calcium tablets, scrolled down a few pages, and finally found one he was satisfied with.He winked and waved at Yu Yu: "Come over at the same table, and I'll show you a philosophy video."

"What?" Yu Yu innocently said that he was talking about the next political compulsory fourth book "Life and Philosophy".

"Come closer!"

"..."

Yu Yu returned the phone to him, took a step back, "I don't watch this, I'm a straight man."

Du Xuxin said, why didn't you say you were a straight man when you were discussing the [-]-ban Tanmei manga with me during the summer vacation?

But he wouldn't kill himself and blew his vest.

The joy brought by the championship soon passed, and there were still endless textbooks, papers and exercise books in front of us.

More than half of a semester has passed in a blink of an eye, and nearly a month has passed since the midterm exam, but it seems to have happened yesterday.As December approaches, the academic proficiency test is gradually being valued by the students.Because of this bullshit test, the teachers of various subjects are rushing to make progress, and even the frequency of the teacher of history and land politics has increased significantly. Inspired to stuff all the required courses that are planned to be completed in two semesters into the students' heads before the end of the second semester of high school .

"Let me tell you, you won't pass the academic test in March next year, and you don't even have a diploma! You have to come back to make up the exam even after you go to college!" The history teacher held up the end of the chalk and was about to throw it on Yu Yu's desk. A sleeping classmate, you dare to sleep in the first row, you are very arrogant..."

It was the first time for the history teacher to lead their class in the morning, and he didn't know much about this "problem learning god". Li Nan hurriedly stopped the teacher: "Teacher, just let him sleep. He scores better than us every day when he sleeps."

The history teacher asked dubiously, "Really?"

"Really, teacher." Zhuang He testified to his monitor.

"Okay, then I won't disturb this classmate's sleep." The history teacher nodded the head of a classmate in the first row: "Beside him, the handsome guy who is immersed in the sleeping face of your deskmate, You must have understood, right?"

Du Xu was stabbed by a classmate in the back row before he realized that the teacher was calling him, so he stood up quickly: "Understood, of course I understand, teacher, you are very knowledgeable, and your lectures are so eloquent, how can anyone not understand What? Are words still human if you don’t understand them?”

"Then you come and recite to me who are the main initiators of the New Culture Movement." The history teacher didn't like him.

Du Xu was speechless.

It is as difficult as asking the Education Bureau to cancel the high school and college entrance examinations for someone who has been thinking "I look so cute sleeping at the same table" immediately to answer a question that he has never reviewed.

Du Xu thought for a long time, and finally choked out a sentence: "There must be no me!"

He is indeed human, because he didn't understand, he didn't listen at all.

Led by a student surnamed Gao in the last row, undisguised laughter spread from the corner, and soon filled the classroom of Class Nine, almost bursting the door.

"What are you laughing at? I really don't have me! During the New Culture Movement, I wasn't even a cell!"

The melodious bell for the end of get out of class was the savior of the students in Class [-]. The history teacher asked Du Xu to go back and copy the chapters of the New Culture Movement twice. Science salted fish.

"Don't be cowardly! What is there to be afraid of? We have to face up to the difficulties, and just do it!" Du Xu had selective amnesia, forgot the mountain of punishment that was pressing on him, and cheered up his classmates.

"Get out of here." Li Nan threw a wad of waste toilet paper over him feebly, "What are you doing? It's almost as good as being fucked by//."

Hao Jia looked at her history book sadly, "Did all the compatriots in the liberal arts class work so hard? I was wrong. I will never say to my sisters who study literature, 'Our science is harder than yours' or something like that." words."

Feng Zhuolin was completely stupefied: "I give up—what about history, geography, physics, chemistry, biology, and language? Let's do it together. I'll just lie down and let myself be fucked."

Zhuang Heqiang cheered up: "Comrades, calm down, tomorrow is Saturday."

"Is it useful? I don't know how much homework the teacher will leave!"

Yu Yu woke up a long time ago, lying on the table to listen to their slander about liberal arts courses, pursing her lips when she heard something funny.

The phone in his pocket vibrated lightly, and he didn't bother to take it at first, but those two vibrations seemed to turn on some kind of switch, and the phone, which had been quiet for a long time, began to ring non-stop.Yu Yu was so annoyed that she got up reluctantly, picked up the corner with two fingers, pressed the power button, and slid to unlock it.

The red on the Penguin interface lit up dozens of items, all of which were private chats with Aite in the group.Yu Yu clicked on one at random, and a netizen sent him a screenshot and a link, telling him that the painting just posted last night had been plagiarized.

He clicked on several other private messages, all of which were similar in content, and someone in the group made a stacked picture of him, saying that the initial judgment of acquaintance was over 50.00%.

Yu Yu clicked on a Weibo link, and when the page loaded, Du Xu came over: "At the same table, what are you looking at?"

"It's nothing." Yu Yu buckled the phone.

There must be something.Du Xu cut the penguin to the trumpet, and in several active groups of "Northern Darkness Youyu", the news has already broken through the 99 mark, and anyone who enters it will be dazzled by the fast screen swiping speed of the group friends.

Du Xu opened the history message record and was so angry that he almost dropped his phone.

What the hell!

Where are the demons and ghosts?

How dare you copy the paintings of my deskmate? !

He asked a group of friends for a link and clicked in. The picture was very familiar to him. Except for a few colors, everything else was exactly the same as the picture he liked last night.Looking at the comment area again, many netizens pointed out that this picture is almost exactly the same as the new work released by a certain wife last night except for the color and filter.

The most important thing is that after the little transparent author found that there were more and more voices questioning plagiarism in the comment area, she also made a special statement, saying that her meme was purely original or came from the discussion of the class group, and she was very glassy Can't accept criticism, she draws for those who want to see, please move to the upper right corner and click Yunyun if you can't stand it.

Who the hell is this primary school student playing with his mobile phone in class? !

Du Xu was about to be laughed out of anger. Except for the gang of Lowers hooligans who couldn't beat them last month, this was the first time he saw an operation that was more shameless than him.

Yu Yu's state of mind is much calmer than his. Looking at the painting that resembles her from the composition to the strands of her hair, she is not only not angry, but also a little excited.

——As a painter, being able to be copied is considered a skill.

But the excitement is the excitement, and the person whose work was copied, and the one who copied it, clearly refuses to admit it, so it is impossible to keep silent and pretend to be world peace.

At this time, "the world's number one coach" sent him a message: Damn!Too much deception!I sent that person a link to your new picture, what shameless person said "I saw this before, but I don't remember it"? !what is this?Does Show IQ ask everyone to find fault together? !

Yu Yu almost laughed.

He tilted his head and glanced at Du Xuzheng, who was holding his mobile phone and typing in indignation, and the hostility around him was about to materialize.

In order to protect her deskmate's self-confidence in the broken vest, Yu Yu decided to turn a blind eye to his obvious behavior of self-destructing the vest.

And what Du Xu said is right, the face of this little transparent author is really amazing.

Someone pointed her in the comment area to see the new picture of "Fish in Beiming", and politely added "I am sorry if there is any misunderstanding", and the author actually replied, "As for the misunderstanding, I don't know Those who forgive others"——Yu Yu dared to guess that what this lady wanted to express should be "she will forgive those who misunderstand her".

I'm afraid it's because he didn't graduate from elementary school, and he didn't have a solid grasp of the basic knowledge of double negative and positive.

The girl who first knocked on his Weibo private message sent another message, saying that she could contact a friend to make a comparison picture. Yu Yu chatted with her, exchanged Penguin accounts, and added friends.

Yu Yu poked lightly on the number of likes on her new picture, and the system automatically pulled out a list, showing all the nicknames and avatars that she liked.He searched for a long time but couldn't find it, when Du Xu sent him a screenshot on Penguin.

[World's No. [-] Handsome Competitor]: Ma'am, I roughly counted. This person's likes are in the top [-]. You got over [-] likes on this picture at [-] o'clock this morning. Her picture was only posted at noon. of.The evidence is solid! 【Screenshot.jpg】

[Bei Ming You Yu]: I'm more curious why you know the number of likes this morning.

[The world's number one handsome man]: Of course it's because I worship my wife's space and Weibo every morning!

Du Xu sneaked a glance at Yu Yu.

Since his goal is to fall in love with people, the horse will fall sooner or later.

Blow it more now, blow it hard, blow it to death, and when Yu Yu is really angry enough to fight him, at least he can do it softly.

The author has something to say: Du? Didn't know that he had lost his vest long ago? Xu: If you brag more now, at least you won't be subjected to domestic violence in the future.

Yu? Has seen through everything? Yu: I'll just quietly watch you pretend.