The vest is still solid today

During the two days of the weekend, the school forum was almost swamped by the topic of the champion, and even students who hadn't cared about sports news for hundreds of years heard about it.The school football team section, which has been deserted for many years, has become a hot spot, with more than half of the school's student groups visiting every day.

Many girls from other schools came to inquire about the members of the school team, and Du Xu was the one who received the most nominations.He looked at his teammates complaining about this face-seeking world and the screenshots of the forum posted in the school team group, adding fuel to the fire and feeling that life is not easy.

[Du Dashuai]: It's really not easy to be a handsome guy. If they brag about it for a few days, I will be so inflated that the whole world is in love with me.

Naturally, they were attacked by groups.

Senior sister Yang Fan, who is the manager, also joked and asked Du Xu jokingly: I have a friend from another school who wants to ask me for your contact information. Do you think I will give it or not?

Du Xu replied with righteous words: We are the flowers of the motherland and the pillars of the future!Why don't you learn how to fall in love?puppy love?Is puppy love fun to learn?

Everyone was surprised that he also had a day calling for "study hard", and saw him send another message.

[Du Dashuai]: It's not too bad to have a base.

The only one whose brain didn't crash was the girl from their school team. Yang Fan typed a line with trembling hands: So... among the twelve CPs on the forum, which one is real?

[Du Dashuai]: Of course I am at the same table as me!

Speaking of the [-]th CP floor of the forum, Du Xu felt his teeth itch with hatred.It was only these two days that he noticed that the CP building of him, his deskmate and the plastic brothers were being built vigorously, and even half of them were demolished!He put on a vest and went downstairs to "preach the righteous way", but he was labeled as KY, and almost attracted the administrator to deal with it with the title of Xiaoheiwu!

People these days are really unreasonable. How can it be called KY when the Lord shows up to lead the trend?

Women's gossip is almost invincible. Yang Fan asked five or six questions in a minute like a stimulant. In the end, she asked the most important question in the mind of every CP fan: You, who is up and who is down?

Du Xu was silent.

Although he wanted to say that he was the one above, he didn't know what Yu Yu's attributes were, and he didn't even know if he was crooked.

When he was silent, the "good" brother Gao Qibin had already sold him out.

[Gao Qibin]: He also dared to hold the water glass Yu Yu gave him to use his imagination. In fact, he didn't even dare to confess his love.

Du Xu firmly cannot tolerate this kind of slander.

[Du Dashuai]: I don't even know if he's straight or crooked!How to confess? !

Yang Fan tried to persuade: Most of the men are bisexual, and half of the gays are gay. How do you know if you don’t try it?You see, the weather is getting colder and colder, and you send him home in the severe cold at night, no matter how hard-hearted you are, you can be a little moved, right?

[Du Dashuai]: ...Well, my house is separated from his house by a building.

Yang Fan's eyes lit up: Then what are you waiting for? !Grasp such a good condition, dear!As long as you are shameless enough, there is no male god you can't catch up with!

[Gao Qibin]: I just want to know, how else can he be shameless?

[Du Dashuai]: Sister, you said that, I was actually a little moved, and I decided to take action.

【Gao Qibin】: @文成武 Hurry up and kick this shameless gay guy out, don't let this infuriating thing infect you all!

Wen Chengwu, who had been spying on the screen, erupted quickly and really kicked Du Xu out.

Facing the system message "You have been removed from the group chat by Wen Chengwu" alone, Du Xu thought deeply about the soul problem of Gong and Shou all night, and finally came to a conclusion - if Yu Yu is really crooked and pure One, it seems that it is not impossible for him to sacrifice himself for love.

As for the fights and points of attack, not only did he appear to be a bully, but he also seemed to hurt his feelings.

Du Xu didn't sleep all night, and the dark circles under his eyes the next morning startled Du's mother who got up early to buy groceries, but he himself was full of energy and sent a message to Captain Wen who kicked him out of the group chat : "The routine of chasing girls now is not to give her limited edition Chanel perfume, but to tell her 'If you are a rotten girl, I can pull my friend to provide you with material'. So captain, go boldly, you and Our goalkeeper has a sense of CP, and we can pull him to provide materials for the seniors."

Wen Chengwu didn't reply. He didn't know if he didn't get up, or he was so angry when he saw this thing early in the morning.

The No. [-] Middle School stipulated to arrive at school at [-] o'clock in the morning, and Du Xu got dressed at [-] o'clock and ran downstairs to Yu Yu's house to squat down, making a draft for the "encounter" in his stomach.

The night before was the first snow of the year, and when I woke up in the morning, I saw a thin layer on the window sill, and there were small footprints left by sparrows.

Yu Yu put all the plates and bowls used for breakfast in the sink, and planned to wash them again when she came back at night.When he passed by the living room, he checked the calendar. Four days had passed since the beginning of winter, and it was winter before he knew it.He opened the living room window a crack to ventilate the room.

At that time, there were not many people in the community, and the black head stood out against the flat and clean snow.

Why is the head downstairs, and the squatting posture and position so familiar?

He turned around and went to the refrigerator to take out a box of milk and threw it into the microwave oven. He heated it on low heat until it was warm but not too hot. He wrapped his coat and carried his bag and ran downstairs in a hurry. Unhurriedly opened the door and walked out.

Du Xu was still writing and playing on the snow with his fingers. He raised his head when he heard footsteps, and the moment he saw someone, he forgot all the words he had thought up in advance.He stood up and trampled down the snow with Yu Yu's name written on it with his feet. Before he opened his mouth to speak, he sneezed first.

The third time.

Yu Yu almost suspected that this guy fell in love with the flower bed downstairs of his house.

He glanced at Du Xu's fingertips that were red from the cold, and stuffed the hot milk in his hand, "I was going to feed the cat, you can drink it."

Du Xu squeezed his throat: "Meow~"

After meowing, he still looked at Yu Yu eagerly, waiting for him to stroke his hair twice like a cat.

"..."

Yu Yu shivered.

I always feel that after a weekend, this person is even more shameless.

The two walked to a small crossroad near the school. Du Xu saw a middle-aged man in a two-layer cotton coat wandering by the side of the road from a distance. His brain froze, and he pulled Yu Yu's hand and held it in his palm.

"What are you doing again?" Yu Yu struggled a little, but didn't break free.

"Good friend, it's all like this!"

Director Wu Xiaoqiang’s morning campaign of catching puppy love lasted for ten years, rain or shine, the sensitive radar instantly caught the enemy’s situation, and they yelled at them without seeing them clearly: “The two over there, what are you doing? !"

He took a few steps forward and pointed at them triumphantly: "Come here! Stand still—"

Director Wu's voice stopped abruptly.

His eyes turned around the faces of the two of them a few times, and finally fell on the hands they held together. His lips trembled for a long time before he found his voice: "You two, are you really in love with each other?"

Yu Yu made a decisive decision and shook off Du Xu's hand: "He is the one holding me."

Du Xu wailed: "Shouldn't good friends rush to take the blame? How can you throw the blame on your friend?"

Yu Yu put on a face and said in his heart, who the hell is a good friend with you.

Du Xu also said in his heart: Yes, we are good friends, the "good friends" of JUMP.

As soon as the two entered the classroom, they were stopped by the class monitor sitting at the door to share gossip.

"Do you know? Director Xiaoqiang arrested another young couple this morning, breaking his zero record in the last half month!"

Li Nan's "Xiaoqiang Radar" is extremely sensitive. Not only can he accurately capture the approach of Director Wu, but he can also clearly see how many young couples Director Wu caught that morning. He enthusiastically pulled Du Xu to share the first-line information with him: "I heard Director Xiaoqiang's complexion this morning, tsk, livid! You said the couple caught by him just happened to be kissing?"

Du Xu smiled: "The one who was caught by him this morning was me at the same table."

Li Nan opened his mouth wide.

The pens of the onlookers crackled all over the floor.

Hao Jia was so excited that she couldn't even hold the book steady: "You go to school hand in hand?! Really? Is it so exciting?!"

"Fake." Yu Yu replied.

As soon as he sat down, he fell asleep on the table, not giving Du Xu any chance to distort the facts.

With dark circles under his eyes, Du Xu stayed through three classes extremely excitedly, raised his hands to answer questions, and moved the teachers of each subject very much—even though nine out of ten of his answers were wrong.

During the flag-raising ceremony between classes, Wu Xiaoqiang not only praised several sophomore players, but also highly praised the third-year players who were far away in the west campus, and looked forward to the future for the first-year freshmen.Director Wu's impassioned voice didn't wake Yu Yu up, he was in such a deep sleep that he didn't even know that someone had put a coat on him.

The excitement of Class [-] students hadn't passed until noon after school, so they decided to go to the cafeteria to order a few more dishes to celebrate at noon.

After a morning of sunshine, the ground was covered with mud and water after the snow melted. In order to protect the hard-swept ground, the cleaners laid layers of paper shells and waste newspapers on the floor tiles in the corridor and hallway.A group of teenagers stomped on the paper shells under their feet and marched towards the cafeteria.

[-]:[-] is the time when the cafeteria is the most crowded. The classrooms of the second-year senior high school group are all on high floors, and the location is generally not good. After arriving at the cafeteria, they can only squeeze around with the first-year senior students, fighting for the last few pieces of meat in the pot. .

Holding the tray, Feng Zhuolin struggled to squeeze out from the crowd: "Oh my god, is the first year of high school so scary now? We didn't have such terrible fighting power in the first year of high school, did we?"

"It's not so scary. We were very courteous to our seniors in our first year of high school. Every day at noon, we stood at the door of the cafeteria to eat and drink." I didn't expect that I became a senior and my life without meat would continue.Du Xu looked at his dinner plate sadly. He ordered chicken stewed with mushrooms. As a result, the mushrooms filled more than half of the bowl, and the chicken was just a few pitiful pieces. Then he saw a boy in the first year of high school passing by, and the bowl took up half of the country. It's all meat.

People are more mad than people.

The Class Nine team grabbed a few tables in the corner of the cafeteria, and a few who had no place to sit simply shared a stool.Zhuang He looked at the other students' dinner plates, and said dejectedly, "At least one of your bowls is full, and I'll just give you half a bowl!"

The aunt in the canteen has always been the body control teacher of the students. She shakes her hands from time to time to shake off a few extra pieces of meat, making the students feel sorry for the money they paid for the meal when they look at the potatoes in the spoon.

A dinner to celebrate the championship turned into a seminar on "how to ask the aunt in the cafeteria to order more dishes for you and bring more meat in the dishes".

Li Nan treasured the only spare rib in the bowl, and worshiped it reverently with his palms together: "I am the supreme metaphysician. Every day at noon, I make a wish to the only single seedling in the bowl, and pray that there will be an extra rib tomorrow." Meat—one piece is fine."

"It's too low!" Gao Qibin said disdainfully: "As long as you say to help your teacher cook, who would dare to give less?"

Li Nan retorted: "You are low, now the teachers are going out to open small kitchens by themselves, so they won't compete with us for the cafeteria!"

Taking advantage of his inattention, Zhuang He snatched the precious single seedling and stuffed it into his mouth, saying vaguely: "You can say that you want more potatoes, so they won't pick you one by one, and at least a few dollars will be added with a spoon. Meat."

Li Nan rushed over to fight him desperately, Zhuang He quickly hid at another table with his dinner plate in his arms.

Du Xu patted Yu Yu: "At the same table, do you have any good experience? Share it with us!"

The whole table looked at Yu Yu curiously. It was the first time that this god of learning was so "close to the people" and came to the cafeteria with the big team.

Yu Yu swallowed the last mouthful of rice: "Generally, my aunts give me a lot of rice, and sometimes I can't finish it."

In the silence, Tian Jinxin flicked a few small green vegetables on his plate, and sighed: "This is the attraction of the opposite sex—why are all the aunts serving meals in our school cafeteria? Wouldn't it be good to recruit some uncles? "

Zheng Miao gave her two pieces of her ribs: "If I'm not full, I'll order two more dishes."

Hao Jia put her arms around the shoulders of the two girls: "Sisters, don't dislike the shaking hands of the cafeteria aunts anymore. If it wasn't for their trembling hands and insisting on working, what do you think you would be fat now?"

Du Xu took out his mobile phone to take a picture of his face: "Your eldest brother is also very handsome, why don't I get this treatment? It's useless for me to call my aunt a 'beautiful sister' today."

"You brag too much, bro." Gao Qibin sneered, "When someone calls a 'beautiful woman' who weighs [-] pounds, the first reaction will be to feel that she is being ridiculed."

The author has something to say: Du Xu: Let’s learn to meow together, meow meow meow meow meow~

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