The vest is still solid today

Yu Yu silently despised the new tablemate with messy hair. Without disturbing the sleeping boy, he quietly walked around to the seat from the other side, picked out a textbook at random, and opened it.

There is no experimental class in No. [-] High School. Classes are assigned based on computer-based automatic lottery. Each class has everything from the top [-] top students to the bottom [-]. It is very balanced, which indirectly leads to the same class. There will be a spectacle of "scholars and scumbags fly together, and the lyrics are the same in English".

The classroom in Class [-] was very noisy, the sound of joking and squabbling almost lifted the roof, and some people even pulled out their earphones and turned them on, howling loudly along with the accompaniment, "The spring breeze of reform is blowing all over the ground, and the Chinese people are really uplifting." A few students who were preparing for the preview held their heads and wanted to jump out of the window on the spot.

In such a noisy environment, the man of God actually slept quite comfortably, and Yu Yu who was next to him also calmed down and automatically blocked the noise around him.

Li Wei stood at the door of the classroom holding a thermos cup and looked at it for a while, feeling the vitality of the young people, walked slowly up to the podium with square steps.

"Cough, students, please be quiet, my name is Li Wei, math teacher, and I'm your new class teacher."

When the new class teacher first came in, the students were politely quiet for a while, and after recognizing the teacher, they became excited again. Some students below raised their hands and laughed: "Mr. Li, you taught me mathematics in the first year of high school! Political Zhang The teacher made a bet with us at the end of last semester, whether you can pass through the door of the classroom after a summer vacation!"

Li Wei was not angry either, he patted his stomach, and said with a smile: "Of course the door of the classroom can come in, this holiday I strictly control my diet - I even used my daughter-in-law's slimming stickers."

The god-man who had been sleeping soundly finally waved goodbye to Duke Zhou amidst the laughter of the whole class. He raised his sleepy eyes from his arms, and his side face was pressed into a thin line by the seam of the sleeves of his school uniform. There are red marks, and there is a little shiny thing reflecting light at the corner of the mouth.

"Oh, my classmate, you've woken up." Li Wei nodded at him from the air, and said with a smile, "I thought it was because I was getting old and lost my charm."

Shenren was already awake at this moment. Seeing a teacher standing on the podium, he immediately sat up straight and wiped the corner of his mouth with his sleeve, "How can that be? Teacher, you don't know how much sleep I usually have. As soon as I stood on the podium, I felt a mysterious force pull me out of the abyss of sleep. When I opened my eyes—oh, who is this handsome guy! This handsome face, this fit body, is simply amazing. Blind my titanium alloy dog ​​eyes!"

The laughter in the classroom became louder again, and even the people from the next class ran to the door to check their brains, wanting to see what the class nine was up to.

And Yu Yu watched his face become petrified, two lines of big red characters played in a loop in his mind, and issued a real warning to himself who didn't believe in coincidence a few minutes ago.

——Coincidence is unbelievable.

——It turned out to be a coincidence.

When the students had had enough laughs, Li Wei flipped through the roster: "Some of your students here have been taught by me, and some I have not taught. How about this, the students whose names I have called come to the podium and do a one-minute ego Introduce, let me get to know you too... I won't call names in order, Yu Yu will come first."

Yu Yu's self-introduction was very short, she only said "My name is Yu Yu" and then she quietly stood aside, and she met Li Wei's eyes without changing her expression, as if she wanted to compare her eyes to anyone else.

He thought he would have to stand on the podium for a minute before he could go back, but the brother who was smoking outside the women's room suddenly took the lead in applauding: "This self-introduction is very concise and clear, fresh and refined! Everyone applauds!"

Yu Yu glanced at him, and the cold little eyes made the god-man tremble, coughing and correcting his posture.

Li Wei has never taught Yu Yu, but just now when he was getting the roster in the office, he heard more than one teacher tell him that Yu Yu is a child who does not cause trouble, has good academic performance, and will not disturb others even if he deserts in class. The kind of students whose teachers are worry-free, but are really tricky in some ways.

However, Yu Yu's feat of letting go of the dean's pigeons at the "heavily guarded" opening ceremony is impressive enough.

Seeing that 1 minute was up, Yu Yu nodded to Li Wei and walked off the podium. When she returned to her seat, she could still feel the gazes looking around her, and the one with the strongest sense of presence came from beside him.

"Again and again, we met three times in one day, isn't that enough to show that we are destined?" His new deskmate smiled and put his arms around his neck, "Handsome guy, your bangs are so long, don't you think it's blocking your eyes?" ?”

Yu Yu shook off his hand indifferently.

The degree of fucking this "fate" is comparable to the beginning of a youth idol drama where two people sit side by side on the playground, one hugs the other's shoulders intimately, chatting and suddenly locks up in the shoulder-hugging posture throat.

Kamito was not shocked by his attitude, and continued to strike up a conversation: "Then do you have any special hobbies? Role-playing or something?"

Yu Yu asked back, "What is your hobby of smoking outside the women's toilet?"

Shenren was choked, but fortunately Li Wei rescued him in time.

"Next, Du Xu."

The eyes of the whole class turned to the god man next to Yu Yu.

Shenren tidied up the bird's nest above his head with incredible speed, making the curly hair appear arrogant yet polite. He walked up to the podium with his head held high. Li Wei cooperatively gave him the C seat. Shenren cleared his throat, Pulling off the cuffs twice, and finally not forgetting to push aside the lock of hair that blocked the eyes, eight large golden characters radiated from all over the body——

Pretending to be like the wind, always accompany me.

"Everyone must have heard my name, yes, I am the new generation of Beckham, the future Ronaldo in the Chinese football world - Du Xu! As a glorious football player and a national second-level athlete, my The cultural class is not very good, it may lower the average grade of the class, I hope all the handsome guys and beautiful women will forgive me for the sake of my handsomeness."

The students laughed in good faith.

"But you don't have to worry too much. If you can't get along in the future, I can still rely on my face to make a living. When it comes to my face, I have to mention my name. In fact, when I was young, my dad wanted to change my name to 'Du Dashuai' Unfortunately, my mother stopped me by crying, making trouble and hanging herself. But I really think that the name Du Dashuai is more suitable for me."

There are boys in the back row cheering for him: "Brother said well!"

The corners of Yu Yu's eyes twitched. It turned out that he was the king of forum traffic, no wonder he was in disbelief when he heard that he didn't know him.

It seemed that life this semester would be very exciting, and he vaguely regretted why he didn't sit in the last row.

When Du Xu stepped off the podium, he stretched his neck and took a look into Li Wei's cup: "Teacher, are you drinking Coke?"

"Coke ginger tea, tastes very good, anyone who wants to drink can go to my office to pour it." Li smiled, picked up the roster, "The next one is..."

The self-introductions of the next few students went smoothly, and there were no embarrassing scenes, and no one made the whole class laugh out loud.

The boy who cheers Du Xu is Feng Zhuolin, who looks very refined in black-rimmed glasses, but is actually a bit of a joker. There is also the girl Zheng Miao who distributes textbooks to classmates in the morning, and the boy Li Nan who howls in the classroom...

Yu Yu rested her chin and yawned continuously, basically failing to match the name with the face.

The mobile phone in his pocket vibrated twice to bring him back to reality, Yu Yu unlocked the lock screen, and a netizen on Penguin called "The World's Best Handsome Competitor" was sending him a message.

[The world's number one handsome man]: Today we are divided into classes, and I am in class nine!

class nine?Such a coincidence.Yu Yu frowned and didn't think much about it.

Maybe it was a freshman in high school.

[Bei Ming You Yu]: My little brother, come on in the new semester~

[The world's number one handsome man]: My wife is too!I saw a photo of my wife in the morning, and my wife is also from No. [-] Middle School of S City?Seek face base!

photo?

Yu Yu paused with his fingers. He remembered that all the uploads yesterday were random photos of food, none of which would reveal personal information.

[Bei Ming You Yu]: Little brother, why do you know that I am in No. [-] Middle School of S City?

"The World's No. [-] Marshal" soon sent a picture, which showed a cup of homemade low-sugar milk tea posing for a photo. In the corner of the photo, a light blue corner was circled with a red circle, and it could barely be seen when it was enlarged to the maximum. There are a few small black characters printed on it——

S City No. [-] Middle School summer homework.

[The world's number one handsome ratio]: This is a math homework that has tortured countless senior middle school students!

Yu Yu sullenly almost pinched her phone case.

How much does this "world's number one coach" love him to dig out a detail that even he himself ignores?

All the thirty or so students took turns, and the time for one class was about the same. After a few concluding speeches, they could go home from school and wander freely in the ocean of homework.

"Okay, I'll just say the last two sentences. Now I guess you all want me to leave quickly." Li Wei turned around and wrote a series of numbers on the blackboard, "I created a new class group in Penguin, and the teachers of all subjects are here. Please add it, it will be very convenient for any announcements from the school in the future, or for any students who want to ask the teacher for advice.”

Li Wei took a sip of Coca-Cola ginger tea, thought for a while and added: "By the way, don't forget to change the business card to your own name. Class cadres, you can choose by yourself, and remember to send the list to the group afterward. Also, the seats are not When it's appropriate, you can coordinate it yourself, and you can't change it after school starts."

The movements of the students bowing their heads were uniform, and soon the classroom was filled with vibrations and notifications of penguin news.

Yu Yu hesitated for a moment, and clicked on Apply to join the group.

Although they are not in the same campus in the third year of high school, there are more than 1000 students from the first year to the second year of high school. How can they be assigned to the same class as "the world's number one handsome man" by such a coincidence?

Du Xu next to him looked down at the members of the group. The heads of their homeroom teachers were a clear stream among the piles of dark style, pink princess style, and elderly expression packs - the white rabbit had a pink bow tied around its neck, With a root of grass in his mouth, a pair of red eyes stared at the camera vigilantly.

Pretty but not easy to get close to, the more she looks the more she looks like his deskmate.

Du Xu scrolled down faster, found Yu Yu's name, and almost choked to death on his own saliva.

If his memory is not confused, less than 10 minutes ago, he sent a bunch of messages to this avatar with his trumpet, and even begged for a face... At that time, his deskmate seemed to be looking down at his phone?

No, no, this must be a coincidence. What if his new tablemate is also a fan of Mrs. Beiming, so he uses his wife's painting as his profile picture?Du Xu shook his finger and pointed at Yu Yu's profile picture, hoping it was just a beautiful misunderstanding.

But the reality is always very unbeautiful—he can recite the string of penguin numbers with his eyes closed. In addition to being unable to access the space, he even has the illusion that he is still playing the trumpet. When Yu Yu introduced himself, he left His first impression of "I'm too lazy to talk to you" is too deep, and then I look back at the "hahahaha" of all kinds of neurosis like "Beimingyouyu" in the past few days...

In the huge virtual world, you will never know if the girl you are chatting with is a loli number disguised by your parents to dig out your little secrets.

Those who dare to walk the rivers and lakes and shuttle between two dimensions are all warriors!

Maybe it was because his gaze was too intense, Yu Yu finally couldn't bear it any longer, she turned her head and gave him a puzzled look, "What's the matter?"

"It's okay." Du Xu said seriously, "At the same table, I admire you very, very much now—my admiration for you is like a surging river, endless."

Yu Yu who didn't know why: "...?"

I'm afraid that this melon boy's brain was pinched when he entered the door.

After the weekend is over, school officially starts. These "last two days of life" can be called the set of "Speed", every minute is a race against homework, in order to die better after school starts, and leave a whole body for the last time. good.

However, the tail of the holidays always slips away quickly, and the students have not experienced enough of the last madness before the day when the large-scale disaster film "Start School" will be released nationwide.

Tickets are free, welcome to watch.

There was no lecture on the first day of school, and the last two periods were basically free activities called "self-study". Yu Yu sat by the window for a whole day, changing several books in her hand, Du Xu sat on the side and peeked at him all day.

Yu Yu caught a glimpse of Du Xu approaching quietly from the corner of his eye, and didn't intend to pay attention to him; seeing that Yu Yu didn't intend to reject him, Du Xu moved to the left again, holding his breath and looking at the book in Yu Yu's hand.

As expected of... poof!

His admiration for the god of learning ended in the colorful pictures on the book, and a thunderbolt acted as a hood, splitting Du Xu until the outside was scorched and the inside was tender.

Du Xu burst into tears. It turned out that he was still too naive—he should have thought of it a long time ago. As the number one "problem learning god" in the hearts of teachers in the school, how could his deskmate only take notes on textbooks?

"Have you seen enough?" Yu Yu turned her head to look at Du Xu, maybe it was because of the angle, the line of the young man's side face looked soft, and it was far from the master's indifferent attitude.

Du Xu hasn't gotten out of the encirclement of disobedience until now—that day at the table with him, the aloof male god who didn't speak more than ten sentences collapsed into a ball on the Internet, his hand speed was fast, and the chat record broke through the 99 mark in minutes, isn't it? Dream.

"I haven't seen enough." Du Xu's mind was full of imagination, and he said nonsense: "You are pretty, I will watch it later."

...Listen to what kind of gay speech is this?

Yu Yu silently dragged the stool to the side, trying to stay as far away from Du Xu as possible.

Cherish chrysanthemums and stay away from gays.

——Don't worry about the real foundation and the fake foundation, just kill them with a hammer.

The students at the back table who had been closely watching the situation in front of them frowned, feeling that their empty stomachs were filled with food from the most loyal friend of mankind.

"Alert—alert—Level [-] alert!"

The air in the corner of the first row was fermenting a little bit of ambiguity, and the student sitting near the door suddenly picked up a bottle of mineral water and slammed on the table.

"Watch out for Xiaoqiang in front of you! The target is still one class away from us!"

The author has something to say: Du Xu: You are so beautiful at the same table, I can't get enough of it!

Yu Yu: My classmate, I can sue you for sexual harassment.

Du Xu: How can it be called harassment when there are friendly exchanges between deskmates?

Yu Yu: [Indifferent jpg]