The vest is still solid today

Today's calendar is suitable for marriage.

"Xiao Yu, you might have a surprise today! Grasp the opportunity!" Old Master Yu turned over a page of the newspaper, addicted to "feudal superstition" and couldn't extricate himself.

The corners of Yu Yu's eyes twitched, and her fingers trembled, almost breaking her shoelaces.

Get hold of a ghost.

What surprises can there be?

Do you meet love around the corner?

He shook his head helplessly, "Grandpa, I'm going out."

Because her home is far away from the school, Yu Yu lives in her grandfather's house this semester, and she can walk to the school in 10 minutes. There is a row of breakfast shops on the side of the road. Her cousin who doesn't worry often travels on business, which is perfect.

From the second year of senior high school, it is necessary to divide arts and sciences. Some schools focus on science, while others emphasize arts. The number of science classes and liberal arts classes also varies according to the school's emphasis; In principle, the 28th class is divided into half, the first class to the ninth class is a science class, and the tenth to eighteenth class is a liberal arts class.

The class placement information sheet was posted early on the bulletin board in the main hall on the first floor, and next to it was a self-criticism signed by "Du Xu". Yu Yu had heard of this name before, so she couldn't help but take a second look.

It's not that he cares about gossip, but that this person is too famous - a frequent signer of the bulletin board review book, the perennial traffic king of the Fourth Middle School forum, and a talent who pursues "patriotism, dedication, integrity and doing things".

However, the flamboyant handwriting makes it difficult to tell which language this talented man wrote.

This word was simply trying to dissuade the audience. Yu Yu took a step back, not intending to continue to poison her eyes. At this moment, a galloping Golden came roaring in. The man suddenly appeared around the corner and bumped into Yu Yu.

Yu Yu was knocked back a step by him, she looked as steady as an old dog, but she almost had a heart attack.

The feudal superstition is really unbelievable—what he met around the corner was not love, but fright.

"I'm sorry, brother, help me to cover!" The boy didn't bother to apologize, and grabbed Yu Yu's arm by inertia. The veins on Yu Yu's forehead twitched, and he shook off his hand.

Just talk when you talk, why do you use your hands and feet?

The boy didn't care about his indifferent attitude, "Hurry up, hurry up, help! My cigarette case was dropped by the door of the director's office and he picked it up, and now he's coming over soon! Damn, I'm going to pack cigarettes in chocolate boxes starting tomorrow! "

Yu Yu: "..." You are such a little genius.

It was the first time he saw a werewolf who blatantly wanted to smoke in a provincial key point.

"You can tell the director later that I can run to the left!" In a blink of an eye, the werewolf stepped out of the gate and waved to Yu Yu from a distance, "Thank you, brother, I will repay you-the mountains and rivers meet again, and the rivers and lakes meet again! "

Yu Yu heard the sound of gasping and panting breathing coming from behind, and thought expressionlessly, it's better not to see each other again.

At nine o'clock in the morning, the opening ceremony started on time. The headlights in the auditorium were turned off, and the lights on the stage were even more dazzling. The principal of Mediterranean was the first to stand on the stage and extended a warm welcome to the freshmen.

The protagonist of the opening ceremony was the freshman in high school, and the sophomore in high school had to sit back. Yu Yu found a corner in the back row and sat down, leaning her head in a drowsy state, until the host with a sweet voice announced:

"Next, Director Wu Xiaoqiang will be invited to the stage..."

Yu Yu suddenly woke up from her doze.

A middle-aged man with two cockroach whiskers drooping on his forehead stepped onto the stage, stood under the spotlight and started his performance.

Yu Yu quietly stood up while Director Wu was reminiscing about the past of No. [-] Middle School, and squeezed out from between the two classmates. In exchange, the girl on the left frowned dissatisfiedly, "Hey, why are you squeezing?"

"Go to the bathroom."

The back row of the auditorium was a bit dark, and the girl didn't recognize Yu Yu, and she was still muttering and complaining: "Cut, you're not dumb, can you die if you say a word? Almost stepped on my new shoes... um..."

A certain classmate sitting on Yu Yu's right covered the girl's mouth in time across an empty seat.

"Shut up, don't you know who he is?" The classmate who covered the girl's mouth said nervously, "I was the first in grade last semester, and I beat someone to the hospital in junior high school. Vegetative state..."

The girl immediately became quiet as a chicken.

Yu Yu didn't have time to talk to them, so he walked out quickly under the cover of darkness, trying not to make any noise, so as not to attract others' attention.

Director Wu finished looking forward to the bright future. He cleared his throat, "Next, I would like to invite Yu Yu, who had the first overall score in all subjects at the end of last semester and was awarded 'Excellent Student' for two consecutive semesters, to come on stage to give her acceptance speech."

As for sharing learning methods, there is no need. Yu Yu's learning methods are not applicable to other people.

The whole auditorium was silent, and no one answered.

The teaching director repeated without giving up: "Student Yu Yu..."

The girl who complained just now raised her hand to report: "Report to Director Wu, the 'excellent student' has escaped!"

Veins popped out on Director Wu's forehead. Regardless of the microphone in front of him, he yelled angrily: "You, you, and you! Go and get him back for me—you have to lift him up!"

Yu Yu, who tiptoed and slipped out against the base of the wall, speeded up and rushed to the bathroom. He remembered that there was no guardrail outside the window of the bathroom on the first floor of the auditorium.

At the end of the first semester of high school, he tried to escape from the main entrance, but was dragged by the students sitting by the door to the dean, and even tied to the stage to receive the award certificate with a [-]-word acceptance speech. Won't make the same mistake again.

People are always growing, and there must be new escape ideas in the new semester.

Yu Yu gave herself a thumbs-up in her heart. The moment she saw the news that "you need to sign in with the director to attend the opening ceremony", he knew that Director Wu would definitely ask him to come on stage to give a speech without saying hello.

Even if he jumped from the roof of the auditorium, he would never walk on the stage.

To escape from the clutches of the director, the only way to survive is to know yourself and the enemy.

Director Wu also understands this truth. If he wants to bring this "problem learning god" who is extremely repelled by group activities to power, he can only take advantage of his surprise and attack him by surprise.

Director Wu asked the freshmen to come on stage first, and sent a message in the WeChat group to the members of the student union whom he sent to arrest them: Don't all go to the gate and the men's room, separate out a few girls to go to the women's room!No corner can be missed!

He's really hit the nail on the head——

In order to get away, outstanding students simply do everything they can, what is going into a women's restroom?

At this time, everyone was in the auditorium, and there was no one in the women's bathroom. Yu Yu entered the bathroom and quickly locked the door, opened the window and looked outside.

The window of the bathroom is nearly two meters above the ground, and there are lawns and shrubs below as a buffer, so you won’t get hurt if you jump down. Today is the back-to-school and opening ceremony, so you don’t need to carry a schoolbag, and the difficulty of opening the window will be reduced by three stars.

The footsteps outside the door were getting closer and closer, Yu Yu pushed open the window, relying on her thin body, squeezed out of the window less than half a meter wide.

Because of the angle, Yu Yu only found a smoking boy squatting under the wall when he leaned halfway out, and it was too late for the birth reminder.

With a cigarette in one hand, the boy raised his head when he heard the movement, and stared dumbfounded as the distance between himself and Tianxiang quickly narrowed to zero. A tree branch collapsed, and the key parts of the two almost collided and caused a car accident. They lay down on the spot and remained silent for a long time.

"Fuck me..."

Only then did Yu Yu realize that he was still on top of him. When he landed, his nose hit the collarbone of the "human flesh cushion", and his eyes were covered with mist from the pain.

He held his nose and raised his head, and said "Sorry" in a muffled voice, the boy's swearing stopped abruptly, and silently swallowed "Your uncle" followed by him.

If it was Zhu Bajie who fell from the sky, he would have sent him back to Gao Laozhuang, but the one who fell from the sky was a pretty boy, and he was a pretty boy, and...

"why you?!"

The boy looked at Yu Yu in disbelief.

Moreover, this little boy had just saved himself from the director's jaws an hour ago, and it seemed very inappropriate to start a fight with him.

Good question.Yu Yu's face was full of JPG indifference.

He also wanted to ask this question.

The boy broke the silence with a dry cough, picked up the cigarette butt that fell aside, pressed it out on the ground, and buried it in the soil casually. He glanced at Yu Yu's chest, then looked up at the window, "...Brother, this seems to be the women's toilet Bar?"

Yu Yu gave a "hmm" without changing her face, and looked up and down the "human flesh cushion".

The boy's skin is a healthy wheat color, his facial features are somewhat deep, and the bridge of his nose is particularly straight when viewed from the side. The lines of his brow bone and jaw seem to be cut with a knife, but they are not too sharp.

His eyes focused on the boy's curly hair that was in a mess like a bird's nest and the suspected unwiped saliva stains on the corner of his mouth, and added a comment in his heart: It's a pity.

While Yu Yu was looking at the boy, the other side was also looking at him.

The boy turned on the phone and took a look, then looked up with admiration written all over his face, "Your name is Yu Yu, right? I saw your photo on the forum, you are the first in the grade, you go to class every day, sleep, draw, read novels, haven't you yet?" The teacher is in charge of learning! Didn’t you just write the words “everything follows fate” in your self-summary at the end of last semester? Awesome, brother!”

Yu Yu: "...Oh."

Can the group of Shui Bi at the Fourth Middle School forum do anything serious?

Do you think there is too little homework?

He patted the ashes on his trousers, turned around and wanted to run, but the boy stopped in front of him with long legs, and the corners of his lips curled up with a smile: "Hey, brother, isn't it kind of unkind to run after bumping into someone? At least let's make friends?"

The kind that can "help each other" during the exam.

The boy was half a head taller than Yu Yu, standing in front of him looked very intimidating, the expression on his face could not be seen clearly because of the light behind his back, and it was estimated that he could collect half a schoolbag's protection fee if he placed it at the gate of the elementary school.

However, Yu Yu was not afraid, and went up to the boy. He pointed to the indescribable part of the boy, and said flatly: "Just now, my knee hit the ground directly, and I didn't hit you."

The implication is: it won't affect your function, don't make me responsible.

Boy: "..." Is the way you top students think about problems so muddy and stained?

Sure enough, some conch people just look cute, and you can hear their inner waves when you get close.

He pointed to himself in disbelief: "You don't know me?"

Yu Yu replied without hesitation: "I don't know."

He didn't even recognize all the classmates in his first class.

The two looked at each other, embarrassed for a while. At this time, the door lock of the women's toilet was captured by the cleaning lady with a key, and several female cadres from the student union swarmed in.

"Just now I heard that there was no sign of Yu Yu in the men's room or the gate, where did he go?!"

"The window is open!"

"Did you jump out of the window?"

The boy who was about to introduce himself was dumbfounded: "Brother, what did you do? Did you snatch someone's girlfriend and be hunted down?"

He accidentally smashed the vase in the hall last semester, and he didn't see the dean arrange such a big battle to catch him. At most, he would lose money and post a review on the bulletin board for a whole semester.

I said I robbed the dean's wife, would you believe me?

Yu Yu rolled her eyes implicitly, without intending to explain, and ran around the "roadblock" in front of her.

"Roadblock" yelled behind him: "Don't go there, there are many teachers there! Take the road to the gymnasium!" Speaking of this, the boy suddenly remembered something, and added loudly to Yu Yu's back who ran away: "There My name is Du..."

Yu Yu didn't stop walking, leaving his voice far behind.

Call it whatever you like, escape is important.

According to the boy's instructions, Yu Yu chose the path leading to the gymnasium, turned left and right around the campus for a long time, and was relieved after confirming that no one was chasing her.

The sudden ringing of the bell created the effect of a horror movie in the woods. Yu Yu took out her mobile phone, and the caller ID was Wu Xiaoqiang—their dear dean, who had probably been turned into a puffer fish.

Yu Yu was very curious about how many catties this puffer fish weighed.

He purposely waited a few seconds longer before answering the call. When the call was connected, Director Wu hadn't lost his temper yet. Yu Yu covered her mouth and coughed twice, consciously pretending not to be good, and then choked her own throat. When she spoke again, her voice was hoarse. : "Director, I don't feel well today, I seem to have a fever and a cold... I'll go to the infirmary to prescribe some medicine... Cough cough..."

Director Wu: "...All right, you have a good rest."

Even if you know that this kid is probably just pretending, you still have to follow him - expect him to win the provincial champion.

On the day of returning to school, there is an opening ceremony in the morning, and in the afternoon, all students have to go to their class to clean up or collect textbooks.

Yu Yu pushed open the door of Class [-] and [-] of Senior High School. He walked around the school a lot and came a little late. At this moment, the classroom was full of people.

It is a fine tradition of No. [-] Middle School to use homework to bond with each other when returning to school. Many students brought their summer homework to the classroom and "helped each other" before the arrival of the new class teacher. In the process of making up homework together, the solid wall of friendship can be seen with the naked eye. speed is established.

Yu Yu himself adheres to the principle of "putting homework to the last moment", and there is still a blank in this math book, but he is not in the slightest panic - don't put off homework during the holidays until the last week before the start of school, you are worthy of yourself that you only have one time in your life youth?

Obviously sorry.

The girl standing on the podium handing out textbooks looked at him a few times: "Student, are you from Class [-]? New here? Come here and pick up the books—this is for tomorrow's class, and some of them haven't been delivered yet. It will take two days." Will be issued."

She spoke very fast, and she was still distributing textbooks in an orderly manner while speaking, and she looked like a class cadre.

Yu Yu walked over, picked up the stack of textbooks stuffed by the girl, and looked around to find an empty seat.

In the classroom, except for a classmate who looks like a hooligan in the last row, only the table next to the window in the first row is empty, and the seat near the aisle is occupied by someone who buried his head in his arms He was sleeping soundly, and he could hear a slight snoring sound when he got close. The boy's curly short hair was messily tangled up, and it was estimated that placing it in the woods would attract a few sparrows to build their nests.

This bird's nest is really familiar. Is it the popular hairstyle in this year's fourth middle school?

Yu Yu comforted herself: the coincidences in the world are unbelievable, unbelievable...

All "fate, fate, destiny" are all feudal superstitions, and good young socialists in the new era should not believe in them.

However, some things are just so coincidental.

The author has something to say: Yu Yu: Your second child is not useless, so don't ask me to take responsibility.

Du Xu: ...Are all your top students thinking so dirty?

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+++ Copywriting +++

After EG captain Zhou Zheng won the world championship, he capsized in the gutter of the exhibition match and was shot in the head by Shen Yao, who was more capable than him.

Two days later, player Shen Yao transferred to EG and was parachuted into the first team.

Zhou fans attacked: Which biscuit are you?Why do you ask our husband to drop a check for you?

Zhou Zheng: Quiet!This is the mother that my father spent 500 million to buy for you!

Shen Yao: ... Manager, terminate the contract, I would rather be a network administrator.

The team base was flying like dogs and dogs, and the melon-eaters bet one after another, betting when the Zhou team would rest Shen Yao.

However, what they waited for was the EG official blog that let themselves go day by day.

EG Chicken Branch: Today, there is also beautiful socialist love for food.

A year later, EG's three consecutive championships, the gangsters were unwilling, and they made rumors of discord within the team.

Reporter: May I ask what impact the joining of player Shen Yao has on you?

Teammate: From watching one person show off to watching two people show off while eating dog food.

Ridiculous level ten has no desire to survive, the old Gou is better than the great god Gong X, Gou Shigang has a mouthful, upright body, a vicious tongue, and a rookie accepts

(Zhou Zheng x Shen Yao)

+If you are an anal gun, you will eat chicken, if you don't abuse it, you won't tear it down+

+The full text is super sweet and five stars, there will be an update at [-]:[-] pm+

※Highlight warning: A love essay in the skin of an e-sports game, if you are more serious, you will lose※

As a standard rookie, Xianyu begs here to refrain from researching evidence, it is enough to see how sweet and sweet they are. XD