long live god at sixty

Xue Yunbai had a good night's sleep, and when he got up, he found that his family looked at him differently, including his cheap parents, who looked at him like a porcelain doll, for fear that he would stumble or something.

For this, Xue Yunbai just needs to act stupid, who made him a child.

With that big pot of porridge, the Xue family ate it for three days, and then added cornmeal and sorghum grains to cook it for another meal. Although Xue Yunbai didn't get any food back during this period, this did not dissuade the whole family. Love for Xue Yunbai.

After Laba is the new year, and it will be the end of the year in a few days. The commune held a meeting before and said that starting tomorrow, each family will not be able to raise pigs. All pigs will be raised by the brigade. There are too many, as for the Xue family, the pigs have to pay the public rations, and everyone has nothing to think about. At most, they hope that Xue Yunbai can get some food for the big guys.

23 New Year's Eve to sacrifice to the Stove King, 27 to remove dust and grind tofu, 28 to steam steamed buns, 29 to pay homage to ancestors, [-]th New Year's Eve.

Xue Yunbai finally lived up to everyone's expectations. On the 29th of the twelfth lunar month, he dragged a duck and two pieces of meat from the imperial dining room. As for the white noodles, there was nothing he could do.

But these two things are enough to make Xue's family happy. Early in the morning on the 31st, the whole family was beaming with joy, saying that the coming year will be a good harvest.

Others didn't know what they were happy about, and they thought Xue's family was stupid.

In the afternoon, Xie Lanying took her two daughters-in-law to prepare for the New Year's Eve dinner, and the gentlemen and their children posted couplets to celebrate the New Year with joy.

Xie Lanying stewed the sauerkraut, "Stew the duck vigorously, and cut up a few radishes."

He Xiaocui groaned and went out to get radishes. When she came back, He Xiaocui said, "I heard from the seventh aunt next to me that her son saw the fourth brother's family when she came back from the town. She asked them if they were going home for the New Year. Who knows?" The fourth brother left without saying hello. Why do you think the fourth brother has become like this?"

"Hmph, what are you talking about this white-eyed wolf for Chinese New Year?" Xie Lanying curled her lips, "I figured it out, I raised this son for the Sun family."

He Xiaocui regretted saying that this made her mother-in-law unhappy, so she quickly changed the topic, "Get some milk powder and feed the dog first, otherwise he will be hungry before night."

"Hey, let alone, it's not too long, it's time to pee." Xie Lanying wiped her hands and went out. As soon as she reached the door, she heard Xue Yunbai crying.

Xue Yunbai sat on the kang and felt the wetness on his buttocks. He was obviously seven months old, and he could sit and crawl, so why did he pee his pants!He could obviously control it, but he was so excited just now that he wet his pants...

What's worse is that the stinky ball who is in charge of watching him doesn't know anything about it, and only cares about playing with himself.Xue Yunbai was so ashamed and angry that he burst into tears.

Xie Lanying walked into the room a few steps and saw that Smelly Qiu was still playing with stones, and immediately became angry, "Smelly Qiu, how can you look at my brother, you don't know how to pee."

Stinky Ball looked confused, "Did the dog pee?"

"You child." Xie Lanying raised his hand and gave him a head, "Our dog is the most sensible, and I will tell you when I want to pee."

Stinky Ball was still confused, "He can't speak..."

"But he can give you a signal." Xie Lanying took off Xue Yunbai's cotton trousers, stuffed him under the quilt, and found another pair of cotton trousers to put on for him. She was afraid that he would be unhappy, so she coaxed him, "Dog Good boy, beat your second brother, an irresponsible brother."

Xue Yunbai was a little guilty, after all, he was playful and forgot to remind Stinky Ball, but seeing Stinky Ball's indifferent expression, he came up with a bad idea again, so let him take the blame.

After changing into cotton trousers, Xue Yunbai quickly climbed up the kang and saw that Xie Lanying was about to go out, so he opened his mouth and shouted, "Nei~"

Xie Lanying turned around and looked at him in surprise, "What are you calling?"

Xue Yunbai blinked his eyes and refused to shout, he lowered his head and pushed his head against the waist of the stinky ball.

The smelly ball was staggered by him, and Xue Yunbai squeaked when he stood up. Xie Lanying smiled and went out when he saw this, but the excitement in his heart could not be calmed down for a long time.

Outside, He Xiaocui and Zhang Xiu had already stewed the duck. Seeing her slightly red eyes, they asked concerned, "Mother, what's wrong with you?"

He Xiaocui even wondered nervously if it was because she was upset about mentioning the fourth mother-in-law, and Xie Lanying smiled and shook her head, "When I came out just now, I heard Gouzi yell for milk, and if I asked him to yell again, he stopped yelling. It’s not that I can hear clearly, it’s that I’ve misheard.”

"Ah, the dog can cry milk?" Zhang Xiu was surprised, then his eyes darkened, "Oh, the first one who can bark is not my mother." It would be a lie to say that she is not disappointed.

Xie Lanying snorted triumphantly, the corners of her eyes and brows were filled with excitement, "We dog kiss me."

Zhang Xiu pursed his mouth and complained, "Mother, why don't you let the dog sleep with us?"

Xie Lanying was shocked, her eyes widened, "It's a beautiful thought." After speaking, she turned and entered the kitchen.

"Hey, my son." Zhang Xiu sighed, but she didn't feel much sadness in her heart. After all, the mother-in-law loves her son, and she clings to her son with good food and drink. She should be happy.

He Xiaocui whispered, "Xiu'er, since mother brought you a dog, you and your third brother will have another one."

Zhang Xiu's eyes were darkened, "I also want to have another child, but mother told me not to have one, I know, mother is afraid that if I have one, I will not be able to support myself."

"You're stupid." He Xiaocui said, "Now our family is being helped by a dog. Although it's not very good to eat, we can still make up for ourselves by eating meat and fish every now and then, and we can support ourselves no matter what."

Zhang Xiu's eyes lit up, and she was immediately happy, "It's true, I'll talk to my mother after the new year."

"Oh, let's talk while my mother is happy during the Chinese New Year." He Xiaocui no longer wants to have another child at this age, and she is quite satisfied with her two sons and one daughter. After the second child left, there were fewer children.

Zhang Xiu nodded quickly, and then went into the kitchen with He Xiaocui to cook.

In the evening, the three mother-in-law and daughter-in-law had already prepared the New Year's Eve dinner. Xue Changqing's family of three really didn't come back, but everyone didn't mention these three, but the whole family sat around and had a New Year's Eve dinner together.

Xue Dazhu was very happy, holding a glass of sorghum wine and said, "Due to the drought, big pot rice and steelmaking this year, life is not well-off, but our family also has a lucky star dog, who let us eat this year. For the meat, I, the head of the family, have to thank the dog."

"Heck." Xue Yunbai laughed unkindly when he was hugged by Xie Lanying and listened to his grandpa's provocative words.

He smiled and others followed suit, Xue Dazhu said, "It usually snows during Chinese New Year, but this year it only falls in winter, and I don't know what to see next year. Let's say something good about Chinese New Year. Everyone is healthy and healthy." Alright, let's eat."

As soon as he gave an order, the chopsticks moved towards the vegetables in the center of the table. Although Xue Yunbai had been almost seven months old, he still couldn't eat many things, such as meat still needs to be mashed with a garlic mortar before eating. Although it affects the taste, it is better than Tiantian milk powder. After all, milk powder can meet his nutritional requirements, but it can't fill his stomach.

After the meal, the family sat on the kang and chatted. Zhang Xiu secretly expressed his thoughts. Xie Lanying thought about it. When Zhang Xiu had another child, he didn't want to take the dog back, so he nodded. .Besides, now that Gouzi Nong is blessed with food, even if there is another child, it is estimated that he can support him.

Zhang Xiu got her mother-in-law's permission, and she couldn't stop laughing all night, laughing so much that Xue Yunbai felt abandoned.

Xue Yunbai was young and couldn't keep his age, so he fell asleep in Xie Lanying's arms early on.Xie Lanying put him in the bed and covered him with a quilt, and looked at the other grandsons and granddaughters, feeling extremely satisfied.Of course, it would be even better if next year is a bumper harvest year.

Xie Lanying didn't want to think about these bad things during the New Year, so she picked up good things to talk and laugh with her daughter-in-law and son.

Xue Yunbai fell into a dream. He thought he had been to the imperial dining room last night and would not go again this time. He didn't want to enter the imperial dining room again after falling asleep.

Xue Yunbai looked at the empty imperial dining room with some gloom, fearing that he might not know when another sound would come out, he went around to check around as usual, his eyes fell on the bag of white noodles in the corner, thinking when he could move a piece of it. Bag noodles are just fine.In the spirit of not admitting defeat, he floated to the bag of flour and stretched out his small paw to take a look. At least it would cost more than 100 catties. It is estimated that he may not be able to move it in ten or eight years.

But... Maybe move a little bit?

Xue Yunbai became happy. Flour, refined white. Flour, it must be very delicious to make hand-rolled noodles.

Xue Yunbai glanced around, his eyes fixed on a water ladle, he floated over to fetch the water ladle, untied the rope on the bag, and stretched his hands in to scrape the flour.

Unexpectedly, his arms were too short to reach, so he tiptoed, stretched his body and got his head in, and filled a ladle with effort. Although Xue Yunbai was tired, he also had a sense of accomplishment. He held the bag and stood up to wipe his face. The sweat on my face, I thought I should hold the water ladle before waking up.

So Xue Yunbai sat on the bench with a ladle bigger than his head and waited for him to wake up.

After waking up, it was already bright outside, and firecrackers started crackling everywhere in the village. Xue Yunbai looked at his hands, which looked clean without any flour. Where is the water ladle?

He turned his head to look around, Xie Lanying came in and said with a smile, "Looking for a water ladle?" He picked it up from the table and said, "Here it is, my dog ​​is so good, he actually made white flour. It's fine powder. At noon, milk will bake you omelets."

Xue Yunbai drooled greedily when he heard the omelette, although it was a bit embarrassing, but who made them poor now, the whole family probably only Xue Yunbai could have such treatment.

The dumplings everyone ate in the morning had chopped cabbage and bacon inside. Although they were not as good as those made from fresh meat, they tasted much better than the plain ones.

After breakfast, the gentlemen took the boys out to celebrate the New Year, and the women took the girls out to celebrate the New Year. Xue Yunbai was able to go out to celebrate the New Year because he had been waiting for seven months.

Of course, Xie Lanying was holding her all the way, so he just had to stare at the excitement.

There are six brothers Xue Dazhu, and Xue Dazhu is the sixth eldest, so every year the New Year greetings start from the elder brother Xue Dazhu’s house and go to the fifth brother’s house. Xue Yunbai was carried by Xie Lanying and went to Grandpa Xue’s house first. On the seats in hand, the children sat on both sides. When they entered the room, Xue Dazhu and his wife first gave New Year greetings to the eldest brother and sister-in-law, then Xue Changhe led the boys and younger brothers to kowtow to celebrate the New Year, and He Xiaocui led the sisters-in-law and the girls to celebrate the New Year. When they arrived at Xue Yunbai's place, Xie Lanying didn't let her With the thought of kowtowing, he cupped his little fist and settled down.

Grandma Xue's family is kind and kind, and she didn't blame her for it. The same is true of Grandma Xue's family. Every elder will always give the children one or two cents of New Year's money. Sanniu and Smelly Ball are very happy, and secretly counted how much they got. Xue Yunbai was very disdainful of sharing the New Year's money. I don't know which one is bigger than the copper plate, but it must not be too big. How could he be so rare as the king of a country, so his New Year's money was pushed to him by him. Xie Lanying, Xie Lanying put it away and smiled, "Grandma saved it for the dog, and used it to marry a wife when he grows up."

Marry a wife?Xue Yunbai's eyes brightened, it would be great if he could marry more, but neither his father nor his father took concubines, and he didn't know if he would be allowed to take in two more beauties at that time.

It's just that he seemed to find that no one in the village took concubines, probably too poor to afford them.

But that's all for the future, Xue Yunbai didn't want to think about it, so he followed the big family around to celebrate the New Year.

Until the third grandma's house, Xue Yunbai kicked a short board, and the uncle of the third grandma's family frowned, "Sixth aunt, this child is almost seven months old, can I kowtow?"

The smile on Xie Lanying's face continued unabated, "You, an elder, are more serious than a six-month-old child."

The aunt curled her lips, "If you don't kowtow, you won't be given lucky money."

Xue Yunbai immediately rolled his eyes at her, the young master doesn't care about your penny.

"If you don't give it, don't give it. Our dogs don't need this penny." Xie Lanying made up her mind not to let her grandson kowtow. .

In fact, even if Xie Lanying asked Xue Yunbai to kowtow, Xue Yunbai would not kowtow. He is a majestic emperor, and no more than three people have kowtowed in his life. Let him kowtow to a village woman?

Bah, I will kill without mercy!

After paying homage to relatives, he went to the neighbors again, and it was already noon when he got home. Xue Yunbai was tired and hungry after walking all morning, and so were the others.

Xie Lanying took out the scoop of flour and asked He Xiaocui to make egg pancakes for Xue Yunbai to eat, and left some for Xue Yunbai tomorrow, and the rest made gnocchi for everyone's lunch.

In the afternoon, the men went out to play casually, and the women also stopped by to chat. Xie Lanying didn't go anywhere, and stayed at home with Xue Yunbai all afternoon.

At night, everyone went to bed early, but Xue Yunbai couldn't fall asleep because he slept too much during the day. Neng yelled twice and called Xie Lanying up. Xie Lanying closed his eyes and stuffed him back into bed and continued to sleep. Xue Yunbai also lay obediently, thinking about the things of the previous life and the things of this life.

In his previous life, he lived to eighteen, and there were a lot of women, but unfortunately none of them slept with his mother, but unfortunately they were not relatives, and there were a lot of servants, but unfortunately, no one was sincere to him except Li Dawei.When he died, he seemed to have nothing. After traveling to this strange world, there were no servants and nobility, but he had parents and grandparents who loved him.The only thing that made him regret was that Li Dawei was gone, and he didn't know if that old man Li Dawei would be sad when he suddenly disappeared.

Xue Yunbai thought a lot, sighed for a long time, closed his eyes and fell asleep, woke up by the urge to urinate in the middle of the night, watching Xie Lanying's deep sleep, struggling to wake her up, but unfortunately, before he finished struggling, his bladder was out of his control , A rush of urination flowed out.

Xue Yunbai froze immediately, feeling that the frequency of peeing his pants seemed to have increased a lot in the past few days. Could there be something wrong with his small body?

This is the most important thing for a man, if something goes wrong... then he will...

Xue Yunbai wanted to cry immediately, what if he didn't do it in the future, how could he spoil his wife.

In her previous life, she was a poor little girl who had never touched a woman. Could it be that this life is more pitiful than her previous life?In her previous life, she was satisfied with the Five-Finger Girl anyway, but in this life, is it possible that she has lost this opportunity?

The more Xue Yunbai thought about it, the more frightened he became, and finally he burst into tears, "Nei~Nei~"

"Dog!" Xie Lanying got up when she heard the crying, and Xue Dazhu hurriedly lit the oil lamp, "What's wrong? What's wrong?"

No wonder the old couple were surprised, because in the past two months, Xue Yunbai seldom got up at night, and now she was crying in the middle of the night, and Xie Lanying was still acting like a grandson and smashing herself with something.

The light of the oil lamp was very dim, but Xie Lanying didn't see anything else, only her grandson's little face was weeping, and he looked at her aggrievedly. Said, "It's peeing on the kang, it's okay, grandma will change your pants."

It was very cold in winter, Xie Lanying hurriedly took clean underwear and groped for him to change, then moved Xue Yunbai to the place where she had just slept, "Sleep well for a night, and take out the milk tomorrow to dry it."

When Xue Yunbai thought that his urinated mattress was drying in the yard and everyone could see it, he felt hot on his face, but there was no way to do it. The family was poor, and he and Xie Lanying slept on the same kang, and there was only one mattress on the kang. There is no shop for sun drying.

"Go to sleep." Xie Lanying tucked the corner of the quilt for him, then randomly pulled a piece of Xue Yunbai's diaper, spread it on the place where Xue Yunbai had urinated just now, and then lay down.

Xue Yunbai looked at her without the slightest disgust or discomfort, and felt sore in his heart. He knew what it was like to lie on the wet mattress, but this woman did not feel disgusted at all. He had never experienced such warmth in his previous life, but in this strange place The world, he felt it.

He felt that the Xue family's love for him was not because he could get food. He believed that even if he couldn't get anything, the Xue family would still love him and leave him the best things in the family.

Xue Yunbai turned his head, tears rolled down his face, Xie Lanying's breathing gradually stabilized beside him, Xue Yunbai also stretched out his chubby paws to wipe away his tears and fell asleep.

When she woke up early the next morning, it was already daylight. Xie Lanying was outside preparing things for the two daughters-in-law to go back to her mother's house. He Xiaocui and Zhang Xiu were helping at the side. Zhang Xiu lowered her head and said, "Mom, I don't want to go back."

Xie Lanying glanced at her, "Can I not go back for the rest of my life?"

Zhang Xiu sighed, with such a mother, it would be better not to go back for the rest of her life.

"Anyway, Changling is going back with you, what are you afraid of, she dares to hit you in front of Changling?" Xie Lanying said with great momentum, "You left Changling's eyelids today."

Xue Changling stood aside and said, "I must protect my daughter-in-law."

When Zhang Xiu looked at Xue Changling, she was worried, "My mother is really capable." If she dared to beat her son in front of her, what would her mother dare to do, not to mention that her mother and sister-in-law were at their house at the time? If the benefits are still running away, the fire will definitely be thrown on her.

Xie Lanying gave her a disgusted look, "Your mother won't run away when you beat you! Why are you so stupid." Then he said to Xue Changling, "If your mother-in-law dares to beat your daughter-in-law, she will come back with something. She, Wang Juhua, who dares to bully my Xue family, will fight back when I turn around."

Xue Changling's eyes brightened, "Mother, don't worry, I promise to complete the task."

"Changling, a man who can't protect his wife and children is not considered a man." Xie Lanying raised her brows and said, "My wife will live with you for the rest of her life, and whoever dares to bully your wife should return it no matter who the other party is." , Only a wimp can swallow his anger."

Xue Yunbai was stunned when he heard Xie Lanying's remarks on the kang in the inner room, his grandma's remarks were too great!Think back when he was sitting in the harem, wasn't he bullied by the old hag so much that he didn't even dare to love his wife and concubine?

Ouch, now that I think about it, I'm really sorry for those beauties~ I don't know what to do with those beauties if he disappeared.

When he was thinking wildly, the outside world had already settled down. Xie Lanying said, "You pushed it on me when you didn't go back to your mother's house a few years ago, saying that it cost a lot of money to buy bowls and make a bed at home. I can’t beat you with this matter, at most I’ll swear a few words, you’ll just go in one ear and out the other, you’re farting.”

Zhang Xiu nodded quickly with full of reliance, "Yes, mother, I remember." Her mother-in-law is really kind to her, much better than her own mother, she must respect her mother-in-law well in the future.

"Okay, hurry up and get ready for dinner. After dinner, I will go to my mother's house. Your eldest sister and the others will probably have to come too. It will save you from looking upset, but you must come back before the sun sets in the afternoon." Xie Lanying said, beckoning people to start eating breakfast .

Zhang Xiu happily said to He Xiaocui, "Sister-in-law, mother is so kind."

"Of course." He Xiaocui also admires and likes her mother-in-law very much. Her natal family is from Xujiazhuang. Back then, her mother asked for a long time before deciding on the boss of the Xue family. I really want to be with her, but her parents insisted on letting her get married. Now, she lives comfortably in Xue's house, but none of the sisters in the second aunt's house are doing well.

Thinking of this, He Xiaocui laughed, "Mother only said this for your own good. After all, I am from this village so I can go back and forth quickly. Mother's words are to let you go early and return early and don't stay at your mother's house too long."

Zhang Xiu nodded again and again, "I know."

After breakfast, Zhang Xiu and Xue Changling took Sanniu back to their natal home. The mother-in-law and daughter-in-law agreed so well that they didn't mention bringing Xue Yunbai, and Xue Yunbai didn't want to go either. answer.

Both the eldest and the third family went back to their natal family, only Xue Dazhu and his wife were left at home with Xue Yunbai, Aunt Xue came here with her youngest son, Xie Lanying asked her, "Why didn't your son-in-law come?

Aunt Xue looked at her mother rather complaining, "Why didn't you let the second brother help you back then, when I went back, my mother-in-law immediately turned her face on, and didn't let the boss and his father come when I went back to my mother's house."

"Are you blaming me?" Xie Lanying was stunned, "Are you born by me?"

Aunt Xue was even more aggrieved, "I don't think so, otherwise why don't you love me at all."

Xue Yunbai was sitting on the Kang and was breaking his feet. Hearing Aunt Xue's words, he giggled and clapped his hands. Aunt Xue looked at him inexplicably, "Hey, even a little doll looks down on me."

Xie Lanying sneered, "I, Xie Lanying, have been great all my life, yet I gave birth to such a stupid thing as you."

"Mother, why are you talking about me like that." Aunt Xue was about to burst into tears, "It's fine if you don't help me, why are you still talking about me like that?"

Xie Lanying felt tired when she saw this girl, she waved her hands and said impatiently, "Okay, you can think whatever you like, I don't care anyway." Then she went into the kitchen to prepare lunch.

Normally, when returning to her natal home, she would always have lunch at her natal home. Unexpectedly, the Xue family had just finished lunch when Zhang Xiu and his wife came back with San Niu.Xue Yunbai looked at the sun outside because of Xie Lanying's words. It was still early before the sun set, so could it be that he came back after eating?

Xue Yunbai glanced at his parents and San Niu, their expressions were not very good-looking, especially Zhang Xiu, whose eyes were so red that he would have cried at the sight, and San Niu also looked listless.

Xie Lanying looked at them in surprise, "Why did you come back so early?"

"Don't mention it." Xue Changling carried San Niu onto the kang, "It's better not to go."

San Niu looked at Xie Lanying pitifully, "Grandma, I'm hungry."

Xie Lanying was startled, "Didn't eat?"

San Niu nodded aggrievedly, "Grandmother won't let me eat."

"What? Why is your grandma so cruel." Before Xie Lanying could speak, Aunt Xue let out a bluff, pointing at Zhang Xiu, and said, "Third brothers and sisters are not big sisters talking about you, your mother is too much, San Niu is still a child Well, even if you don’t feed Sanniu, at least give my brother two bites.”

Zhang Xiu's face was ugly at first, but it was even uglier when Aunt Xue robbed her of it. Xue Changling also pulled back his face, "Sister, it's not that Xiu'er won't let us eat, what do you think she is doing?"

Aunt Xue frowned, "Third Brother, Eldest Sister loves you so much, why are you still talking to outsiders?"

Xue Yunbai was stunned by Aunt Xue's theory. In her mouth, his mother is an outsider, but she is a family?

Looking at Zhang Xiu again tears came out, "Sister, why are you talking like that, have I offended you?"

"It has nothing to do with offending, I'm telling the truth." Aunt Xue said.

Xie Lanying said coldly, "Then which one is your man and your third brother?"

"Of course it is..." Aunt Xue suddenly closed her mouth, and said with a sneer, "How can this be the same."

Xie Lanying glanced at her and said, "It's getting late, take the child back early."

Aunt Xue glanced at the sun and smiled, "Mother, it's still early at this time, my daughter wants to stay with you for a while."

Xie Lanying directly refused, "Your mother doesn't want to stay with you for a while at all."

Xue Yunbai immediately applauded his grandma.

Well done!

The author has something to say: Well, it will be five days from tomorrow~