long live god at sixty

If the year is good, Xie Lanying will also marinate the bacon herself, cut the cured bacon into thin slices, then chop up a few red peppers and stir fry, and sprinkle some shallots when it comes out of the pan, the taste is very gluttonous Seriously, it’s a pity that the family’s life has been tight these years. She counted, the family has not cooked bacon for many years, and now she is able to eat bacon with the blessing of her grandson at this age. It's been perfect.

While Xie Lanying was stunned, Xue Dazhu clumsily washed the milk powder and climbed back onto the kang, "My dear grandson, my dear grandson." As he said that, he leaned over and kissed him.

"ヾ≧O≦〃哗~" Xue Yunbai yelled at the top of his voice, what's wrong with this old couple, why do they come to kiss him? The delicate skin hurts.

"Hehe, our grandson likes me." Xue Dazhu is as narcissistic as Xie Lanying, and Xie Lanying pushed him away while still wanting to kiss after kissing, "Go while you are, don't tie your grandson."

After speaking, Xie Lanying snatched the bottle and asked Xue Yunbai to drink it.

Xue Yunbai drank milk powder sobbingly, glanced at Xie Lanying and his wife from time to time, always guarding against these two people kissing him again, it was really tiring.

After drinking the milk powder, sleepiness struck, Xue Yunbai turned over and fell asleep.

Xie Lanying looked at the piece of bacon with complicated eyes, and said to Xue Dazhu, "Why is our grandson so capable?"

Xue Dazhu glared at her, "Isn't it good that the grandson is capable?"

Xie Lanying was worried, "You said that every time you come back in the middle of the night, can this child get enough rest? Don't be exhausted."

"You know what," Xue Dazhu reprimanded her, "Our grandson is a god in the sky, and what he can get to eat is probably like sleeping and dreaming, don't talk nonsense, and the children at home must be told, otherwise it will go out What if they all come to our grandson for food."

Xie Lanying quickly responded, "It makes sense."

After talking, Xie Lanying didn't sleep anymore. Before everyone woke up, she washed her hands, cut a piece of bacon, washed a Chinese cabbage, and stewed it.

Everyone in Xue's family woke up from the smell of bacon, and the stinky ball climbed up from the kang and didn't sleep in bed anymore, "Mother, what delicious food did grandma make, why is it so fragrant?"

He Xiaocui, who hadn't eaten meat for a while, sniffed and her eyes lit up, "The smell of bacon."

During breakfast, the big guy looked at the pieces of bacon floating on a pot of Chinese cabbage, his eyes were about to shine, but the smile on the corner of Xie Lanying's mouth never fell, but he said with disgust, "Look at the way you all look, it's embarrassing No shame."

"hey-hey."

"hey-hey."

"Grandma, it's not ashamed at all." Smelly Ball swallowed his saliva while looking at the bacon, "Can you give me two more bites of that milk?"

Xie Lanying smiled and said, "I'll let you eat the milk."

Smelly Ball was immediately happy when he heard that, he stood up and knelt down to kowtow to Xie Lanying, "Thank you grandma."

Sanniu was also greedy, and looked at Zhang Xiu eagerly, Zhang Xiu touched her head, and said in a low voice, "I'll eat it for you, mother." The mother-in-law is kind and doesn't treat women harshly to satisfy men like other families. Even if one person eats less than a few mouthfuls of delicious food, they must be distributed equally according to their respective appetites, which is why Xue's family is so harmonious.

"Thank you, mother." San Niu grinned softly.

Xie Lanying took a big spoon and began to share the rice. She didn't have anything to eat when she got up in the morning. Each person got a bowl of thin rice soup, and each person got a small piece of bacon. Men and women were the same, and no one had more than the other.As for the cabbage in the pot, eat it casually.

However, the Xue family was used to being reprimanded by Xie Lanying in the past. Even if they all knew that the cabbage this morning was oily, no one dared to snap it up.

Stinky Ball ate two pieces of bacon as he wished, but He Xiaocui gave Xie Lanying her own, "Mom, you eat. I'm not hungry."

Xie Lanying glanced at her and did not refuse, but gave Xue Changhe a wink. Xue Changhe received the signal, split his own in half and gave it to He Xiaocui, smiled and said, "His mother, eat quickly."

He Xiaocui's eyes turned red immediately.

Xue Yunbai was held in Zhang Xiu's arms and looked at the big family spreading dog food, and kept rolling his eyes.

"Mother, why does the dog roll his eyes all the time?" Zhang Xiu was about to feed Xue Yunbai the crushed minced meat, when he saw Xue Yunbai roll his eyes.

Xie Lanying glanced at Xue Yunbai, then said, "It's nothing, don't talk nonsense."

As he spoke, he took Xue Yunbai back and fed him a few mouthfuls of minced meat, and then fed the steamed egg custard to Xue Yunbai.Xue Yunbai couldn't eat much, half of a small bowl of custard was left, and finally gave it to Si Niu.

After dinner, everyone had nothing to do. They went back to the house to do needlework, while the men chatted around the main room. Xie Lanying packed a catty of millet and twenty catties of cornmeal and handed them to Xue Changhe, "Go and send it to your fourth brother. .” Anyway, she didn’t want to go.

Xue Changhe took it and took advantage of the warm weather at noon to go out. As soon as Xue Changhe left, Stinky Ball was immediately happy, and pulled Stinky Egg and said, "Brother, let's catch a house sparrow, it will taste delicious after roasting it."

Xue Yunbai, who was in contact with Tumbling on the kang, paused, looked outside, and happened to see a sparrow flying by, and suddenly felt a little greedy. He didn't eat anything when he was the emperor in his previous life, and this sparrow was only in his childhood. I caught it and ate it, and now I think it tastes really good.

But who baked it for him then?

He thought about it carefully, and suddenly he was startled. Damn it, that old thief Lu Mingxuan actually roasted it for him!

That old thief actually set his sights on him as the puppet emperor at that time, it's really sinister.

Xue Yunbai clicked his tongue twice, quickly shook his head and put the old thief Lu Mingxuan behind him, he was so unlucky that he could think of Lu Mingxuan.

bah bah bah!

He sighed, looking at the excited look on Smelly Ball's face, he was very envious, but it's a pity that he is too young now, otherwise it would be great if he followed.

Perhaps Xue Yunbai's gaze was too intense, even the stinky balls were noticed, and he laughed twice and lay down in front of Xue Yunbai to tease him, "Do you want to eat too, dog?"

Xue Yunbai stared at him with big black eyes, then grinned, and spit saliva all over Smelly Ball's face.I can't go to you and wait for the common people to make a fuss about it!

"Grandma, grandma, the dog also wants to eat house sparrow." Smelly Ball was not angry, raised his sleeves and wiped his face excitedly went to Xie Lanying to ask for credit, "Grandma, the dog also wants to eat it."

Xue Yunbai curled his lips and snorted, he didn't admit that he was really greedy, but now he can't eat a few mouthfuls of anything, even if he got a sparrow, he probably wouldn't be able to eat it for him, it's just greedy.

Xie Lanying glanced at Xue Yunbai, waved her hand, "Go, go. Let your grandpa get some grains of sorghum."

"Thank you, grandma." Smelly Ball thanked him loudly, and happily asked Xue Dazhu for sorghum grains. Xue Dazhu counted the sorghum grains and gave him [-] grains, and then told him, "At least three or five must be caught and brought back."

Stinky Ball stood up straight and made a promise, "I promise to complete the task."

So under Xue Yunbai's incomparable envy, Stinky Ball and Stinky Dan took three girls and four girls to go outside to catch house sparrows. Xue Yunbai looked at the window eagerly, quite depressed, even lost interest in rolling, and went to the kang. As soon as I lay down, I fell asleep with my buttocks pouted.

After falling asleep, Xue Yunbai didn't dream anymore, and when he woke up, the sun was already high outside, and Stinky Ball and Stinky Ball were talking happily about catching house sparrows, and Stinky Ball's voice was especially loud, "Grandpa, you have to give me another ten Maybe I can catch a few more."

Xue Yunbai regained his energy when he heard that, how many have been caught?Just those twenty grains of sorghum?

"I'll give you another twenty pills tomorrow." Xie Lanying was very happy looking at the house sparrow with fluttering wings by the door, "But it's enough to get it every once in a while, so five house sparrows won't do anything."

Even so, Smelly Ball is happy enough, "Grandma, let's have an extra meal at night."

Xie Lanying smiled and said, "Okay. Give you an extra thigh."

Hearing this, Smelly Ball was so happy that he jumped up, "Grandma, you are so kind." He didn't feel that the house sparrow was brought by him, so he should eat more, just look at the children of the old Xue's family. heart.

Xue Yunbai probed his head, only heard the cry of the house sparrow, but didn't see any anxiety, rolled over to the edge of the kang, Xie Lanying hurried over to hug him up, "Oh, dear grandma, don't fall .”

Xue Yunbai was anxious to watch the house sparrow, and ran out anxiously, Xie Lanying said cheerfully, "Want to watch the house sparrow?" He said and carried him to the door.

At the door, the five house sparrows were tied to the hole left by the doorknob with a few hemp ropes. At this moment, Xue Yunbai was fluttering. Xue Yunbai was a little curious, and wanted to reach out to touch it, but Xie Lanying stopped him, "Be careful not to pinch your fingers."

Xue Yunbai retracted his fingers helplessly, but his eyes were shining when he looked at the house sparrow.House sparrows are also meat, so they can eat meat again at night?

Although you can eat a few bites, you can change the taste.

At this moment, Xue Changhe came back with an ugly face, Xie Lanying asked him, "What's wrong?"

Xue Changhe frowned, "It's nothing."

Not to mention that Xie Lanying didn't believe it, even Xue Yunbai didn't believe it, Xie Lanying sneered, "Did Sun Ping show your face?"

Xue Changhe knew that he couldn't hide it from his mother, so he told the truth, "Sister-in-law and daughter-in-law are too few, and it happens that her mother is also there, and she said that our family treated her daughter and her grandson harshly."

"What about your fourth brother?" Xie Lanying snorted coldly, "He should still rest today."

Speaking of Xue Changqing, Xue Changhe became annoyed, "The fourth one didn't say a word, and I, the eldest brother, went to deliver some food in the cold weather, didn't even pour me a bowl of water, and didn't even let me sit, and then I just stood there and let my brother-in-law and my wife get run over." If I had known, I wouldn't have gone, it was a waste of food and I couldn't make a good person.

Apparently Xie Lanying thought the same way, "Then why don't you come back quickly with your things, people still care about our things?"

Speaking of this, Xue Changhe became even more angry, and couldn't help complaining, "If they don't like it, then don't take it. Seeing what I have in my hand, I quickly take it and put it away, and then run on me, mother, why do you have such a thing?" Man, why is fourth brother so blind to marry such a daughter-in-law?"

Xue Dazhu added coldly, "Your fourth brother will be fine? What kind of pot goes with what kind of lid."

Xie Lanying gave him a dissatisfied look, "What do you mean?"

"It's not interesting." Xue Dazhu coughed, "The fourth child is too cautious, coaxing you to pay him to go to school, I said let the third child go to school, you have to let the fourth child go, saying that the fourth child studies well, the result? , it’s not that you can’t pass the college entrance examination, let me tell you that at that time, if you let the third son go to college, you might be able to pass the college entrance examination and come back.”

Xue Changling was at the side, afraid that his parents would quarrel, "Father, why are you talking about these old sesame seeds and rotten millet? I just went to school for two years and I didn't know that I would be able to enter the university. The fourth brother is still a high school student. "

Xue Dazhu snorted and stopped talking.

Xie Lanying's brow was filled with smoke, "Xue Dazhu, you are blaming me now, why didn't you stop me at that time? At that time, the fourth child had a sweet mouth, and you were not coaxed? Now it's my fault, it's because I raised a white-eyed wolf I'd like to? If I could decide, I'd love to stuff him back in my stomach."

"Oh, Sai can't go back, so he can do whatever he likes in the future." Xue Dazhu was a little annoyed, "He doesn't even want to recognize our family, so let him go, isn't it his grandson's family?" , let him go to the Sun family as his son."

Xie Lanying glared at him and didn't say anything else. In the bottom of her heart, she actually hoped that her son would change his mind. After all, she had spoiled her son so much for so many years, and her heart was troubled, and her money was spent. In the end, she even raised a white-eyed wolf. Not to mention being filial to parents, but also wanting to get some subsidies from parents to subsidize mother-in-law's family, so that she can't be angry.

Because of Xue Changqing's relationship, Xie Lanying didn't even eat two bites of food at night, and after feeding Xue Yunbai, she hugged Xue Yunbai to the kang.

Before going to bed, Xue Dazhu looked at her and said intentionally, "Are you angry with me?"

Xie Lanying snorted, "How dare I be angry with you."

Xue Dazhu set up the censer and worshiped the grandson of the god as usual, and said cheerfully, "Leave him alone, he is a commune cadre anyway, and my father-in-law is still a director of the commune, so he won't starve to death anyway. He won't starve to death if we starve to death." die."

"I know." Xie Lanying was a little annoyed by the old man Xue Dazhu, "If I knew this, I could just drive him away yesterday?"

Xue Dazhu didn't say a word, and he prayed and burned the paper money to get under the bed to get ready to sleep.

As for Xue Yunbai, he didn't feel much about what the old couple did. Anyway, he couldn't speak and couldn't explain it, so let's try to get something to eat.

It's a pity that he didn't dream of the imperial dining room again for many days. When there was only one piece of bacon left, Xie Lanying finally couldn't bear to eat it. She wrapped the bacon carefully and hung it in the kitchen, and said to He Xiaocui, "Wait for the New Year eat it when it's time."

As he spoke, he thought of the second family in the army, and sighed, "I don't know how the second family is. Don't be reluctant to eat."

He Xiaocui comforted, "Mother, don't worry, they might not be in trouble in the Northeast."

Xie Lanying sighed, "I hope so."

On the morning of Laba, Xie Lanying cooked Laba porridge with peas, mung beans, peanuts, sorghum and wheat. Even Xue Yunbai made an exception and was fed a few mouthfuls. The porridge, I don't think it tastes good.

But these days it’s hard to get enough to eat, and there are even fewer people who can eat real Laba porridge. Xue Yunbai sighed and ate a little, then turned his head and gave up. Before going to bed at night, he was still looking forward to entering the imperial dining room Maybe you can eat Laba porridge?

Perhaps it was his heartfelt wish that touched the heavens, and Xue Yunbai appeared in the imperial dining room as soon as he fell asleep. Just like before, Xue Yunbai, who has been more than six months old, is still floating in the imperial dining room like a marionette.

At any rate, with so many experiences, now he is so focused on eating that he doesn't care about whether he's scary or not.Because as soon as he entered, he could smell the delicious Laba porridge.

The air was filled with the aroma of Laba porridge, Xue Yunbai sniffed and swallowed, feeling that his whole life was complete.

Sure enough, Xue Yunbai saw the gurgling Laba porridge being cooked on the big stove, and a big spoon was on the edge of the pot, as if it was still waiting for the owner to come and stir it.

However, with the experience of the old hen last time, Xue Yunbai first found a bowl and put it on the stove, and then carefully floated onto the stove. He looked at the huge spoon in front of him, and then gestured for his own strength. seem……

Needless to say, he couldn't hold the big spoon at all.

The saddest thing in the world is probably this kind of thing. I am guarding a big pot of delicious food, but I just can't get it into my mouth.

Looking down at his short figure, Xue Yunbai suddenly felt sad, why don't you wear it on an adult, or even on a half-sized man, it's fine now, if you want to eat it, you can't get it in your mouth, and you can just smell it Not full.

Xue Yunbai kicked the big spoon angrily, but the big spoon didn't move at all. He floated down from the stove and looked at the fire in the stove. He didn't know if it was his hallucination. It's booming, it's like being fueled by someone...

Thinking of this, Xue Yunbai was startled again, is there a second person here?

He turned pale with fright, picked up a piece of firewood to defend himself, and then checked the entire imperial dining room inside and out, but he didn't see the second person, so who added the firewood?

Xue Yunbai thought hard to no avail, and he simply gave up thinking about it. The most important thing now is to be able to eat delicious Laba porridge.

Alas, Xue Yunbai was sitting on the stove drooling, when he suddenly heard a familiar voice, "Well, the fire is big enough, the smell is strong enough, it's probably good."

Who?

Xue Yunbai yelled, but unfortunately what came out was a baby crying.

The voice also stopped, and then shouted, "Who? Is it the chicken thief?"

Chicken thief?Xue Yunbai glanced at himself, could it be him?Could he be the chicken thief scolded by the other party?

He wanted to say that he didn't steal the old hen, but it was another cry of a baby.

The invisible partner muttered to himself, "It's a child, that's all, I'll reward you as my official."

Xue Yunbai frowned, and unconsciously remembered that when he was a child in his previous life, his only experience of eating house sparrows was actually snatched by the old thief Lu Mingxuan.At that time, Lu Mingxuan, who was only sixteen or seventeen years old, was discovered by him secretly roasting house sparrows under the rockery. He used this to blackmail him into getting the first house sparrow he ate in his life. , I reward you."

Xue Yunbai shuddered at the thought of this, could it be such a coincidence?

No!He quickly rejected himself, it couldn't be such a coincidence, that old thief Lu Mingxuan was obviously dead.

he died.

Lu Mingxuan deserves to die if it is so difficult to control the government if he does evil, God won't play with him like this.

Xue Yunbai took a few deep breaths and couldn't hear the other party's movement. Looking at the cauldron...fortunately, there was still a lot of Laba porridge. Waving it, Xue Yunbai was also brought up.

"ヾ≧O≦〃嗤~" Xue Yunbai yelled in fright.

The big spoon fell into the pot again, Xue Yunbai also knocked on the big spoon, his head fainted and passed out.

The moment Xue Yunbai passed out, he thought a lot. He felt that God must not love him too much, but wanted to play with him. Otherwise, why would he be thrown into the pot or beaten to death every time?It's good now, I was knocked out by a big spoon!

Hey!

I am very irritable!

The time Xue Yunbai fainted was actually quite short. When he woke up, he was faced with the caring eyes of the old Xue family all over the room, but there were not only concerns in those eyes, but also some things he couldn't understand...

In fact, he could understand it, just like when he saw the pot of Laba porridge. Although he didn't want to admit it, he couldn't ignore it.

"Oh, dear grandson, you're finally awake." Xie Lanying's face was rubbed against everyone's eyes.

"Mother, let me see the dog." Zhang Xiu leaned over sobbing and reached out to touch Xue Yunbai's face, "Son, I'm sorry for you, we won't do this in the future."

"It's all because Dad is useless, not only can't support you two, but you have to have a baby to support parents." Xue Changling's eyes were also red, obviously very moved.

Xue Yunbai looked at them in a daze, who could tell him what happened?Wasn't he just knocked unconscious by a spoon? Why is he still like this?

At this time, Stinky Ball also came over, "Gouzi, from now on, I will catch house sparrows for you to eat every day."

Xue Yunbai rolled his eyes to express his disdain, no matter how good delicacies from mountains and seas are, he would be tired of eating too much, not to mention the skinny house sparrow, which has no meat at all, I didn't eat it...

Bah, I'm greedy and hungry now, I can eat a house sparrow.

Zhang Xiu looked at him and said, "Is the dog hungry?"

"That's right, it's not that you're hungry after putting in so much effort." Xie Lanying wiped away her tears and turned around to bring in a small bowl. Xue Yunbai's nose moved, the taste of Laba porridge?

Xie Lanying stepped forward and fed him the rotten Laba porridge, "Eat it, it's delicious."

Xue Yunbai's eyes lit up after taking a bite, it was really delicious!

"Is it delicious?" Xie Lanying wiped the corners of his mouth for him, her tone full of pride, "The dog is so good, let our whole family eat authentic Laba porridge, I guess the old emperor also ate this kind of porridge. Thanks to our dog, we got such a big pot of Laba porridge."

Xue Yunbai's startled eyes widened even further, what?

He got it?

and many more……

He was obviously fainted by being hung on a big spoon, why did he bring a big pot of Laba porridge?

Could it be that God couldn't see it and his conscience discovered the compensation for him?

"Dog?" Xie Lanying saw that Xue Yunbai, who had been smiling and narrowing his eyes just now, was in a daze, so he waved his hand in front of his eyes.

Xue Yunbai came back to his senses, sighed helplessly, then opened his mouth and continued to eat the Laba porridge. After eating the Laba porridge, Xue Yunbai became more energetic, and the Xue family who were watching finally breathed a sigh of relief.

Now Xue Gouzi's image in Xue's family is tall and powerful. With Gouzi, their whole family will not be hungry.

The whole family, including Si Niu and San Niu, all agree with this idea, and they all firmly remember what Xie Lanying said: You must control your mouth, otherwise you will be thrown into the ditch and starved to death.

For the sake of their own belly and the good of their dog, the Xue family resolutely kept the secret.

In Xue Dazhu's words, it means making a fortune in silence. These days, you just need to manage your family so that you don't starve to death. You can't control other things. If you manage too much, people will suspect that your whole family will be unlucky.

Xue Yunbai had a good night's sleep after eating and drinking. Seeing Xue Yunbai fell asleep, Xie Lanying said to his family with a serious face, "Go outside, let's have a meeting to discuss it."

The whole family was as serious as her, "Listen to mother/grandmother."

Xue Yunbai is tired and can't care too much, anyway, he is a baby, just pretend to be stupid, anyway, he can't talk, he fell asleep, he didn't want to have a familiar voice in his dream swearing, it seemed to say that his Laba porridge was lost , It seems to be said to be stolen by a doll.

From the beginning to the end, there was only one child scolding and no one responded.

Xue Yunbai vaguely felt that he was the one who scolded him, but unfortunately he felt that he should play stupid at this time, who made him a baby.

As for the child who lost the Laba porridge, cough, you are old, you should let me go.

Xue Yunbai thought about it, fell asleep, and developed immunity to the chirping and scolding, so he fell asleep peacefully.

As for the curse doll?

Sitting on the hard plank bed and sulking at the moment.

Fuck, it’s so easy to cook a pot of Laba porridge, but it’s all gone!

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