He is from a fighting nation

Zhou Xiangwan had caught a cold since that night of "immorality".

I don't know if it was because Wu Liang gave him artificial respiration, or because he hugged Wu Liang and rubbed against each other. Anyway, he was as strong and durable as Zhou Xiangwan. For the first time, he experienced the feeling of a cold, cough and runny nose—a novelty feel uncomfortable at the same time.Zhou Xiangwan couldn't understand that a little fairy like himself, who didn't eat the fireworks of the world, would actually have an ugly snot, and was shocked. He went to the hospital to check up and down to make sure that he didn't have cancer.

Zhou Xiangwan renovated the pet shop that Wu Liang gave him into a cat cafe. He recuperated on the second floor, and every subordinate who came to report to work could stroke a cat by the way.

Wu Liang's condition gradually improved, at least he stopped coughing all night.

In fact, Wu Liang's illness is largely a heart disease.

His memory is abnormally strong, and he has a strong desire to control. He has to figure out all the problems in the company, and he is tortured by insomnia and anxiety all year round. Chuang, the backlog of fatigue suddenly erupted like a torrent, and his condition became more and more serious.However, after Zhou Xiangwan's little ancestor's misfortune happened, his attention was diverted, and his spirit inexplicably improved a lot.

Wu Liang and Zhou Xiangwan's team worked together from top to bottom for three days, ran through countless relationships, and finally made an appointment to have a video chat with Xiao Jinhe. After the Shuguang incident subsided, Xiao Jinhe was under strict supervision. He was the one to find Zhou Jianlin's whereabouts For important clues, he has not said a word since he was arrested, until a few days ago, he said that he would communicate with Zhou Xiangwan alone.

Today, January 5th, is Wu Liang's milk tea day.Wu Liang came to Zhou Xiangwan's pet shop with two cups of milk tea and a roll of facial tissue.

Pet stores look very different.The first floor is an elegantly decorated cafe, with partitions between each seat, providing excellent privacy. Under the clear sunlight, cats of various colors are curled up in a fluffy ball in front of the window, exuding a hazy halo, Wu After touching a husky last time, Liang was full of curiosity about stuffed animals, and couldn't help touching it, but didn't want to rub the fluff with his hands, so he had to wash his hands for another 5 minutes.

The second floor is the office.Things went round and round, Wu Liang and Zhou Xiangwan sat in the same office again, Wu Liang became Zhou Xiangwan's secretary, but one thing remains the same, that is, Zhou Xiangwan is responsible for being beautiful and beautiful, Wu Liang is responsible for taking care of the overall situation and making money to support the family.

On the mahogany table, Wu Liang and Zhou Xiangwan sat facing each other, one haggard and the other sluggish, with two boxes of tissue paper and two cups of milk tea in hand.

Zhou Xiangwan is a particular person. In order to protect his noble and upturned nose, he uses imported soft high-grade cotton wipes without additives. Wu Liang feels that the wet wipes are very disgusting, so he bought a roll of straight male wipes at the supermarket. Mass roll paper.

Zhou Xiangwan was lying on the table, speaking with a strong nasal voice, and sometimes he spoke Chinese with a flick of the tongue, which became more obvious after he caught a cold, and he said, "You know that good friends are, drink the milk tea you've had, I feel that you have caught a cold. Have you been very touched?"

Wu Liang "...No. Who told you to pretend to be dead that day."

Zhou Xiangwan took a sip of the milk tea and said, "It smells like creamer. I'm sick, so you still drink milk tea for me."

Wu Liang said in his heart, "It's obvious that you are so shameless that you asked me to buy you an extra copy." He knew that Zhou Xiangwan was a lot of nonsense, so he sat upright, didn't speak, and buried himself in sorting out the documents.

Zhou Xiangwan took out two pieces of facial tissue, blew his nose, crumpled the tissue, and threw it casually, the paper ball drew a parabola, and fell into the trash can in the corner.

Another hollow ball was thrown and scored ten points.Zhou Xiangwan praised himself so much, and said impatiently, "Why didn't you come to the video? Is Xiao Jinhe in prison?"

Wu Liang, "Don't worry, there are always accidents."

Zhou Xiangwan slapped Wu Liang's file with a slap, and he didn't want him to read the file. He said in a drawn-out manner, "Wu Liang——, my nose is actually yellow. It's uncomfortable."

Wu Liang said lightly, "Because you are infected with Staphylococcus aureus."

Zhou Xiangwan said, "Then why is your snot green?"

Wu Liang "..."

Zhou Xiangwan sniffed, and said seriously, "I want to have the same color of snot as yours. Good brother... just drink the milk you've had, catch the cold you've had, and run your snot."

Wu Liang covered his face and said, "...Zhou Xiangwan, stop talking. It's disgusting."

Zhou Xiangwan propped his cheeks, and said wearily, "It's so uncomfortable, I have a headache, it's like taking medicine. I really worked hard on you before, and I thought you were so delicate."

Wu Liang held back for a long time, and said in a straight man's voice, "Drink more hot water." As he spoke, he took a sip of milk tea.

Zhou Xiangwan doesn't like to wait for others, but Zhou Xiangwan likes to stay with Wu Liang, so he is willing to wait patiently.

Sometimes, a cold is very strange. There is obviously no nose, but because of poor breathing and nothing to do, I always want to blow my nose, and I have to blow my nose hysterically. It is best to blow out sparks, as if the nose can be ventilated.

Wu Liang and Zhou Xiangwan are in this state. Wu Liang is more restrained and elegant. He blows both hands together. His skin is fair and not good at maintenance. The tip of his nose is worn out and red, like a sleepy dog rabbit.

Zhou Xiangwan watched a movie with an iad, sometimes drank milk tea, sometimes blew his nose, and sometimes watched Wu Liang blow his nose, because Wu Liang ignored him, so he felt a little bored.

However, Zhou Xiangwan is a person who can find fun in everything, and create fun even when there is no fun.Soon, he discovered an unprecedented joy.

He pretended to be watching a movie, picked up the iad and pointed it at Wu Liang, and after a few minutes of shooting, he sat up straight suddenly, as if several brackets had been added out of thin air behind him, put on the earphones enthusiastically, and fiddled with the computer intently Come.

Wu Liang didn't know anything about Zhou Xiangwan's little tricks. He always had no distractions in his work. No matter how boring things were, he could finish them with extremely high efficiency without raising his head.After sorting out the documents, he raised his head to get a seal, and was shocked by Zhou Xiangwan's seriousness.

Zhou Xiangwan's eyes are the standard European pair, with deep eye sockets and slightly raised eye ends. When looking at people with open eyes, he is innocent and affectionate; when he lowers his eyes and slightly purses his thin lips to work seriously, he has an aura of alienation and majesty. .Wu Liang had to admit that Zhou Xiangwan looked very attractive when he was not doing anything.

Zhou Xiangwan's slender fingers tapped on the keyboard quickly, and the thorny rose on his little finger fluttered along with it. Not long after, Zhou Xiangwan kicked Wu Liang, squeezed his right eye mischievously, and said, "Wu Liang, I'll show you something nice."

Wu Liang "..." came, the familiar malice from the Great Demon King.

Zhou Xiangwan handed the iad to Wu Liang expectantly.

There was a video on the screen, judging from the cover, it was him, Wu Liang pressed the play button suspiciously.

It was an unremarkable beginning. In the video, Wu Liang lowered his head and took out a tissue.

"Bang bang bang, bang bang bang, bang bang bang." Accompanied by the bg of "eillrockyou", Wu Liang in the video followed the rhythm, pinched the tissue paper and repeatedly blew his nose, "Bang bang, bang bang, bang bang..."

Wu Liang couldn't believe that Zhou Xiangwan recorded him blowing his nose and made it into a ghost video.

Ghost!video!Will!Change color!

Then, when the bg was turned, it turned into a more urgent and confusing electronic sound. In the video, Wu Liang also started to vibrate mechanically as if he was sitting on a tractor.

BG reached its climax, Wu Liang wiped his nose, his whole face zoomed in and out, rotated and changed color, interspersed with the screams of groundhogs, the music ended, and the end was the last time Zhou Xiangwan secretly took a picture of Wu Liang pouting in the hospital , accompanied by a line of words - Sexy Mr. Wu, kiss on the thread.

When the screen goes black, the playback ends.

"Hahahahahahahahaha!" Zhou Xiangwan had been laughing nonstop since Wu Liang started playing the video, and now he was lying on the table laughing wildly after it was over, holding his belly in one hand and hanging down the table crazily with the other, unable to stop at all.

"Crack." Wu Liang slapped the iad screen on the desktop, with blue veins popping out of his forehead, gritted his teeth and said, "Zhou Xiangwan, are you three years old mentally?! Childish! Delete the photos and videos!"

"Hahahahaha, in fact, my mental age is 35." Zhou Xiangwan wiped the tears from the corners of his eyes, "Look, how lively you are in the video, hahahahaha, don't delete, never delete! If I delete it, I will post it on YouTube hahahaha!"

Wu Liang trembled and said, "...you wait, Zhou Xiangwan, when I finish my work, I will put you..."

Zhou Xiangwan curled his lips and said, "What are you doing to me?"

At this time, there were two beeps from outside the door, and Xiao Jinhe's lawyer opened the door first, and greeted him apologetically. The two immediately cleared up their grievances, restrained their emotions, and became dignified and serious, as if their child-like behavior just now was an illusion.

Soon five or six people filed in, and the room suddenly seemed crowded. The lawyer and the police officer in charge of the case arranged the audio equipment in the room. After a while, Xiao Jinhe's face appeared on the screen. Xiao Jinhe was imprisoned for two months. Thin beyond human form, with sunken cheeks and bloodshot eyes, he looks like he's been in a mental institution for 20 years if he's neurotic in the first place.

He stared at Zhou Xiangwan for a long time before saying the first sentence to Zhou Xiangwan, "Seeing you look so haggard, I feel relieved."

Zhou Xiangwan said, "Oh, I have a cold. It's not like you, it's like a kidney was cut."

Xiao Jinhe: "I am stronger than you even if I have one less kidney. You are big and useless. Have you ever had a second date with your lover?"

Zhou Xiangwan: "I'm demanding. Once you use it once, you don't need it for the second time. Understand?"

Zhou Xiangwan and Xiao Jinhe had an unresolved bad debt between them.Xiao Jinhe was not taken seriously in the Xiao family, and was abused by his mother since he was a child, which made him disgusting and vicious when he grew up. Zhou Xiangwan felt sick when he saw him for a while, but Zhou Xiangqing liked to play with him. Zhou Xiangwan also had a little friendship with Xiao Jinhe. After Zhou Xiangqing died, the two had no contact. Who knew that when they met again, Xiao Jinhe had changed from a wealthy son to a terrorist. This transformation is really hard to describe.

The two of them were always at odds, and they were about to quarrel after a few words. Seeing that the topic was about to go in an indescribable direction, Wu Liang hurriedly touched Zhou Xiangwan, and said, "Let's get down to business."