He is from a fighting nation

The branches and leaves of the locust tree are luxuriant, and Wu Liang could only vaguely see Zhou Xiangwan's leather shoes stepping on the branches. After a while of rustling, Wu Liang heard Zhou Xiangwan shouting down, "Wu Liang, I found it! Just hang it on the tree. On top of the tree, Ulla!"

Wu Liang patted the big man again, and said softly, "Tell him, don't be shy, be careful."

The big man conveyed, "Mr. Zhou, your boyfriend told you to be careful, don't fall!"

Wu Liang thought it necessary to clarify this rumor, and said, "I am not Zhou Xiangwan's boyfriend."

The big man said furtively, "Then little brother, is Zhou Shao chasing you?"

Wu Liang said, "No." Wu Liang seemed to have remembered something, and said sternly, "Don't say that in the future, it would be bad if Qian Meng misunderstood."

Big guy "???"

Zhou Xiangwan flexibly dragged the branches and climbed down. He sat on the trunk with his legs spread apart. He lowered his eyelashes and looked down at Wu Liang, trying to hide his happiness. "Wu Liang, look, I found it." Zhou Xiang After finishing speaking late, he was about to jump off, Wu Liang hurriedly said, "Don't jump, it's too high."

Zhou Xiangwan froze, changed to a princess-like posture and sat on the tree trunk, swayed his legs dignifiedly, and said, "Then you catch me, I'm going to jump, one, two..."

"Wait. Do you think you're a kitten? I'm sure I won't be able to catch it!" Wu Liang turned his head and asked the person next to him, "Is there a ladder?"

"Yes, there is. But Mr. Zhou is so delicate!" The big man said, opened his hands, and said, "Mr. Zhou, jump off, I will follow you!"

Zhou Xiangwan said impatiently, "Who wants you to pick it up! Don't get in the way here. Find a ladder, pack it up, and go. By the way, choose the most expensive restaurant to eat, and I'll reimburse you."

The big man hurriedly went to the security room to bring a ladder, and set it up on the tree trunk. The group came and went even faster, and hurriedly went to eat supper.

They took away the lamp, and the surroundings suddenly darkened. The stars, dark night, cold wind, locust tree, and two people looking at each other condensed into a painting in silence.

Wu Liang supported the ladder, stood under the tree and waited for a long time, then raised his head and said, "Come down quickly."

Zhou Xiangwan said, "You come up to pick me up."

"Zhou Xiangwan, are you a princess?" Wu Liang looked at him and whispered, "Stop making trouble, come down quickly."

"Come up, you good boy, you have never climbed a tree before." Zhou Xiangwan stretched out his hand and smiled, "Hurry up, come up."

In the previous life, Zhou Xiangwan found a wish list in Wu Liang's bedside cabinet, and wrote a lot of strange things, some of which were particularly impressive, such as "climbing trees", "watching meteors with my lover", "and kangaroos" Fight and win", "Raise ants", "hug and kiss in a tree house", etc., Zhou Xiangwan felt that Wu Liang's wish list had a simple and straight male atmosphere, and he was not pursuing it.

Wu Liang couldn't resist Zhou Xiangwan, and climbed up with the ladder, Zhou Xiangwan led him to sit down, and asked, "Do you want to go up?"

Wu Liang's fear of heights was not overcome by flying a helicopter, and he was very nervous. He grabbed the branch next to him firmly, shook his head and said, "No need. Don't move around."

"Look at how promising you are!" Zhou Xiangwan rested one foot on a sloping branch, and dangled his leg leisurely in the air, "Just sit on your buttocks, don't be afraid."

Wu Liang straightened his back and said, "Didn't you say that you are bankrupt? Where did those people come from?"

Zhou Xiangwan's legs stopped shaking immediately. He vaguely felt that the answer to this question was very important, so he said seriously, "I am indeed not as rich as before. My money seemed to be endless before, but it is not anymore. But, no As for not even being able to pay wages, there are quite a few employees who are willing to stay. Now everything is kept simple, and I really live upstairs from the supermarket. Last time you said, would you still keep your word if you were my secretary?"

Wu Liang said, "Forget it. But you can't lie to me anymore. Did you lose Zhou's shares?"

Zhou Xiangwan shrugged and said, "I don't know. After my mother passed away, I never spent Zhou Jianlin's money. It doesn't matter if I have shares or not."

"So, you were indeed lying to me before." Wu Liang looked at Zhou Xiangwan closely, and said in a deep voice, "Why? Because of your dream?"

Zhou Xiangwan also stared at Wu Liang, thinking that there were other reasons, but said, "Because of my dream."

Wu Liang frowned and said, "Absurd."

Zhou Xiangwan said solemnly, "There is a saying in China, no matter how much you talk about something important, you must believe it is true. What is it called?"

Wu Liang paused, and said, "It's better to believe in something than nothing."

Zhou Xiangwan patted his thigh and said, "Yes, that's the reason. In case, look at you, you look so unlucky, I won't allow you to make any trouble under my nose."

Wu Liang didn't understand why he looked so unlucky, and he didn't want to ask any more questions, so he stretched out his hand and said, "Give me back the ring."

Zhou Xiangwan opened his palm, and the ring lay quietly in his palm. Wu Liang was about to take it, but Zhou Xiangwan suddenly closed his palm and looked at Wu Liang with unclear eyes.

Wu Liang also looked at Zhou Xiangwan, wondering what he wanted to do.

Zhou Xiangwan held Wu Liang's right hand, holding the ring on his thumb and index finger, and wanted to put it on Wu Liang's ring finger.Wu Liang felt that the scene and the action were very weird, and wanted to withdraw his hand, but he was afraid that Zhou Xiangwan would not return the ring to him after he retracted, so he could only endure the strange mood and did not move.

Zhou Xiangwan held the ring, and Little Rose tapped Wu Liang's nails, and Wu Liang saw him suddenly showing a small smile.Wu Liang has seen this smile many times, with a shallow smile showing neat and white teeth, and at the same time his right eye flickered quickly, pure and vivid.

However, this was Zhou Xiangwan's trouble-making smile.

Sure enough, after Zhou Xiangwan knocked, he suddenly let go of Wu Liang's hand, put the ring on his little finger neatly, and said, "I won't give it to you. Lend me to wear it for a few days, and return it to you after the Chinese New Year."

Wu Liang sat on the branch cautiously, not daring to snatch it, just said, "Don't play tricks, give it back to me."

Zhou Xiangwan hid his hands behind his back, beaming with joy, "Hey~, I don't. Haha!"

"Zhou Xiangwan!" Wu Liang took a deep breath, calmed down and said, "I'll buy you another one that looks better, as much as you want. But this ring, no."

Zhou Xiangwan raised his eyebrows and said, "I won't give it anyway, you can get it if you have the ability!"

Wu Liang suddenly felt that Zhou Xiangwan was blind when he said that Zhou Xiangwan was nice, considerate, and cute. He was obviously very bad, rascal, and annoying!

Wu Liang was furious, and grabbed Zhou Xiangwan's arm and pulled it out, trying to pull his palm out. He used [-]% of his strength, but he didn't expect Zhou Xiangwan to resist seriously at all, and let him pull it easily.

This is like a person pulling out a radish with all his strength, but the radish is only shallowly inserted in the ground, and the person will inevitably fall backward due to inertia.

This was the case for Wu Liang. Seeing that one was unstable, the tree was about to fall.

"Wu Liang!!!" Zhou Xiangwan jumped forward.

There was only a bang, and the two of them landed together, and rolled on the grass several times before stopping.

Wu Liang lay on Zhou Xiangwan's body and was stunned for a second, because Zhou Xiangwan hugged him when it fell, and even lay directly under him when he landed.

"Zhou Xiangwan!" Wu Liang pushed Zhou Xiangwan. Zhou Xiangwan stood upright without any movement. Towards the night's breath.

Wu Liang froze.

Zhou Xiangwan... was out of breath.Also, there seems to be a history of heart disease in his family.

Wu Liang has lived for 30 years, and this is the first time he has encountered such a situation.No one was there, no mobile phone was brought, and he only took online emergency lifesaving courses when he was bored, without any actual combat experience.

First press the heart thirty times.

Give artificial respiration.

Wu Liang took a deep breath, lowered his head and aimed at Zhou Xiangwan's mouth. The moment his lips touched, Zhou Xiangwan suddenly opened his eyes, couldn't hold his breath anymore, and was speechless in a daze—he I first considered a very practical question, would Wu Liang infect him with a cold?

Then there was surprise—kiss? ? ?

Wu Liang felt Zhou Xiangwan's breathing fluctuate, raised his head, and met Zhou Xiangwan's eyes for a moment, how could he not understand that Zhou Xiangwan was pretending, and broke out in sweat on the spot.

"Zhou Xiangwan..." Wu Liang knelt beside Zhou Xiangwan, gritted his teeth, his eyes were red, "You really, you fucking... can this kind of thing be used as a joke?! Cough cough cough cough cough, Are you a human! Are you a human! Who are you! You...cough cough cough cough cough cough..."

At the end of Wu Liang's speech, his lungs almost coughed out.

"Just kidding," Zhou Xiangwan sat up halfway, patted Wu Liang's back, and said honestly, "I thought you would feel my pulse first, and you wouldn't be so anxious. I'm sorry."

Wu Liang spent 30 years of self-cultivation, forcing himself to solve problems in an adult way, "Is there anything knocked on your body?"

Zhou Xiangwan said honestly, "No. My feet hit the ground first, and there is no pain anywhere."

Wu Liang said, "Give me back that ring, Zhou Xiangwan, you shameless old man!"

Zhou Xiangwan felt that the ring was extremely unknown, so he naturally refused to return it. Wu Liang was so angry and anxious that he insisted on snatching the ring back, so the two rolled into a ball on the grass again.

Zhou Xiangwan was afraid of making Wu Liang cough up blood, so he didn't dare to make trouble with him. In the end, Wu Liang successfully grabbed Zhou Xiangwan's right hand, and was about to take off the ring. Unexpectedly, the ring was tightly stuck to the joint of Zhou Xiangwan's little finger. As soon as he took off the ring, Zhou Xiangwan cried out in pain.

Wu Liangping lay on the grass, staring at the starry sky, and said helplessly, "Stop howling, I don't use any strength at all!"

Zhou Xiangwan restrained his acting skills, lay down next to Wu Liang, stretched his arms upwards, and opened his palms to block some of the starlight, and said, "I'll just wear it for a few days, and I'll return it to you after the new year. Okay?"

Wu Liang didn't speak, feeling tired.

Zhou Xiangwan said, "Don't look at me as a rogue, but I'm a man of my word. I just said to help you find the ring, but you found it."

Wu Liang "...and then you put it on your hand."

Zhou Xiangwan said, "Na Lagou, I promise to return it to you after the New Year, and I will cherish it very much and never lose it."

Wu Liang said, "Why? As I said, this is for my lover."

Zhou Xiangwan was mysterious, "What's the hurry, I didn't want to be your lover. I didn't choose this ring, but this ring chose me. Come on, pull the hook, this is the contract between us men."

Wu Liang tossed about for a whole day, and really didn't have the energy to argue with Zhou Xiangwan any longer, so he reached out his hand perfunctorily, "I'll send you the contract tomorrow, and I have to return my ring after the Chinese New Year. It's legally binding, you know?"

"Yeah." Zhou Xiangwan stretched out his little finger and happily hooked Wu Liang's little finger.

The night was cold and windy, and the stars were twinkling. Under the dome, the two were lying side by side. Zhou Xiangwan hooked Wu Liang's little finger, and his thumb pressed Wu Liang's thumb solemnly.

Zhou Xiangwan shook Wu Liang's hand, and said, "I'll let you recite that sacred incantation."

Wu Liang felt that the words "pull the hook up, and not change it for 100 years" were too shameful, so he couldn't say it anyway, and just said, "Don't read it, you are not naive. It's okay, let it go."

Zhou Xiangwan clicked his tongue, and said in a tone of voice, "Pull the hook—fuck, blah, blah blah!!!"

Wu Liang "???"

Zhou Xiangwan shook off Wu Liang's hand, straightened up, bounced like a spring, first jumped a few times, and then began to undress frantically.

Zhou Xiangwan only wore two pieces of clothing, a red jacket on the outside and a white sweater on the inside.

"What's wrong?!" Wu Liang quickly sat up and looked at Zhou Xiangwan in confusion.

After taking off his coat, Wu Liang watched with horror as a huge protrusion moved up Zhou Xiangwan's back, and then a black shadow jumped onto his head, jumped up, and fell into Wu Liangyi's body alive. collar.

Zhou Xiangwan was topless, dazed and terrified, "It's a little squirrel?!!!"

Wu Liang followed in Zhou Xiangwan's footsteps and began to undress frantically, "No!!! It's a mouse!!!"

"Why are there mice in this season!!!" Zhou Xiangwan hurried forward and lifted Wu Liang's clothes, "Don't be afraid, don't be afraid, I'll catch you!"

In fact, what was more terrified than the terrified humans was the mouse Benshu, who panicked, struggled, fell to the ground and turned into an afterimage, and disappeared without a trace.

Two terrified noble primates left behind, one naked and the other disheveled, embracing each other and looking at each other in dismay.

Wu Liang was hairy and sweaty all over, "Did you run away...?"

Zhou Xiangwan hugged Wu Liang tightly, and said in shock, "China has everything! Why is everything crawling on me, it's disgusting!"

Wu Liang remembered that Zhou Xiang was chased up a tree by geese and cranes at night, and couldn't help but lament that he was the one with the really unlucky face. He patted him on the back, and comforted him dumbfoundedly, "It should be a squirrel. Get dressed."

As soon as Wu Liang finished speaking, he heard a dry cough and a dog barking not far away. I saw the supermarket aunt standing on the edge of the grass holding a teddy yesterday, her eyes were strange and painful. He said very quickly, "Can you guys stop being in heat anytime and anywhere, can you find a good place for field battles, and you are responsible for teaching bad children?! Immortal!"

Wu Liang "..."

Zhou Xiangwan "..."

Zhou Xiangwan didn't have the temper to be obediently scolded, so he slapped Wu Liang's face forcefully, and said "No! Just kiss!" As he said, Zhou Xiangwan rubbed Wu Liang, "I Not only kiss, I also want to touch!"

Wu Liang "..."

The aunt said "immoral!!!" After finishing speaking, the aunt led Teddy and hurried away with a look of blindness.

Wu Liang "...let me go."

Zhou Xiangwan was addicted to kissing, took another sip, and flicked the ring at Wu Liang, "You're going to be my secretary, wow!!!"

Wu Liang "..." had a vague premonition of what was going on.