He is from a fighting nation

Wu Liang opened the door, Haha rushed into the room first, ran around in the living room, groaned, lay down on Wu Liang's massage chair and flicked his tail, Zhou Xiangwan felt a slight chill all over his body, followed When he stepped into the living room, water trickled down Zhou Xiangwan's hair, clothes, and trousers.

Wu Liang closed the door and stared at Zhou Xiangwan, not knowing what to say. Although he missed Zhou Xiangwan, this way of meeting him was beyond his wildest dreams. Moreover, for some reason, he faintly felt the pressure from the Great Demon King. malicious.

Wu Liang said, "...you, do you want to take a bath?"

Zhou Xiangwan stared and asked with an unhappy face, "Did you splash me on purpose just to watch me take a shower?"

People sit at home, and the pot comes from the sky.Wu Liang can now basically understand Zhou Xiangwan's brain circuit, and said hoarsely, "I didn't mean it. I don't want to see it. I really don't have a crush on you."

Zhou Xiangwan was even more unhappy when he heard it. He was sober as never before when he was splashed with a basin of ice water. Bound to Moscow?"

Wu Liang coughed a few times, and said, "If you don't take a bath, change your clothes, you're so easy to get sick."

"Wait a minute." Zhou Xiangwan stopped Wu Liang seriously. In his fantasy, after being splashed with water, he must be as charming as a lotus in water. No one can resist his charm, so he After a pause, his mouth suddenly flattened, and he said affectionately, "Brother Wu Liang, can you go to Russia with me?"

"..."

Wu Liang gasped, dumbfounded, and raised his hand to pinch his arm—a hard pinch, it hurt so much!

Zhou Xiangwan strictly followed the routine of the white lotus, and blinked, "I will play with you, with food and lodging included, for two months."

Wu Liang: "...Tell me the truth, Zhou Xiangwan, are you bewitched?"

Zhou Xiangwan "..." Zhou Xiangwan's shadow was reflected on the black refrigerator next to him. He was wet all over and his hair was torn down. It turned out that he didn't look like a lotus in water at all, but a big bald man. No wonder Wu Liang refused. he!

Zhou Xiangwan was startled, and shouted, "I'm going to take a shower!" After shouting, he suddenly remembered his character design, and said, "It's all your fault! I've blown this hairstyle for an hour! You are responsible, huh!"

Feeling suffocated, Wu Liang gritted his teeth and said, "Go!"

Zhou Xiangwan rushed into the bathroom, and came out half a minute later, asking, "Where's the conditioner?"

Wu Liang: "...No."

Zhou Xiangwan said frantically, "I can't even find the shower gel!"

Wu Liang said mysteriously, "There is a bar of soap in the third drawer on the right side of the cabinet. It can be used for both washing hair and bathing. It is very convenient."

Zhou Xiangwan "...damn you don't deserve to be gay."

Next, Wu Liang's house became bustling like never before. Wu Liang was afraid that Haha would get sick from the cold, so he took on a big responsibility, holding Haha in the living room, blowing hair, and howling, running around the ground. Wu Liang dragged his broken body and chased the dog around. He walked around the living room and finally dried the dog's head. Zhou Xiangwan came out to dry his hair again. In short, when the hair dryer stopped, the living room was already covered with hair.

Between the hairs all over the sky, Zhou Xiangwan and Wu Liang sat on both ends of the sofa, relatively silent, Wu Liang couldn't fit in his clothes, and sat on the sofa wrapped in a bath towel, it was the first time for Wu Liang to be so close Looking at Zhou Xiangwan's upper body from the ground, the muscles are plump and shiny, with broad shoulders and narrow waist, the mermaid line extends downwards, blocked by the bath towel, showing a sense of lust for no reason.Wu Liang realized that he was really peeking at Zhou Xiangwan, so he quickly pinched himself again and moved his gaze upwards.

A piece of soap for straight men wiped out Zhou Xiangwan's drama spirit for a while. He found that Wu Liang was very ill, his cheeks were red and sunken sickly, and he coughed a few times after speaking. He really didn't look very well .

Wu Liang was worried about Zhou Xiangwan, but he didn't know what to say when they met, and felt a little embarrassed, saying, "What are you doing at my house?"

Zhou Xiangwan nodded and said, "Who are you going to use that set with?"

Wu Liang didn't speak, just covered his mouth and coughed violently.

Seeing this, Zhou Xiangwan got up and went to the kitchen, poured water, confirmed that the temperature was moderate, handed it to Wu Liang, and asked, "What's wrong? Is it lung cancer?"

Wu Liang took a sip of water and said, "Thank you. Normal cough."

Zhou Xiangwan looked at Wu Liang seriously, and said, "Did you go to the hospital for an examination? What if it's lung cancer?"

Wu Liang had already experienced Zhou Xiangwan's brain power, so he changed the subject and asked, "How are you these days?"

Zhou Xiangwan avoided answering, and said with serious eyes, "Who is your trick for? If you want to find someone, you might as well find me."

Wu Liang was afraid that the "Little Teddy" tragedy would happen again, so he hurriedly said, "I use it myself to prevent staining the sheets, do you understand?"

Zhou Xiangwan suddenly said, "So your size is..."

Wu Liang's forehead was bursting with veins, and he interrupted, "Shut up."

"Oh." Zhou Xiangwan forced a smile, shook his legs happily, and said, "I'm not doing well. Zhou Jianlin issued a statement to sever ties with me, you know?"

Wu Liang said, "But in the legal sense, you are still his heir."

"Zhou Paohui cheated me out of my shares."

Wu Liang frowned, "How did you lie?"

Zhou Xiangwan made full preparations before he came, and asked a special lawyer. After making up the story, he added, "This is the way it is. I have no money. I will be recognized as soon as I go out. I can't find a job. Now I live in the supermarket, can I ask you to take care of my dog ​​for two days?"

Wu Liang looked at the huskies who were frantically scratching his sofa and gnawing on his pillows, and was immediately filled with bad premonitions about the future. After a moment of silence, he said, "Where's Qian Meng?"

Zhou Xiangwan snorted, and said vaguely, "Qian Meng, he hates it to death!"

Zhou Xiangwan looked at Wu Liang expectantly. How should I put it, he felt that as long as Wu Liang accepted his dog, wouldn't it be equivalent to being a good friend with him for the rest of his life?

"Haha, you're so smart." Seeing that Wu Liang was silent, Zhou Xiangwan clapped his hands at Haha and said, "Haha, sit down."

Haha rushed over excitedly, pressed his hind paws on Zhou Xiangwan's thigh, arched his hot dog's head back and forth, and licked Zhou Xiangwan's neck.

Zhou Xiangwan said, "...Oh, he doesn't understand human speech very well, but he has excellent body language understanding."

As he said that, Zhou Xiangwan remembered the popular pet in the video tilting his head and killing him, so he spread his palms flat and hung them in the air, pressing down on Haha's head with one hand, and said, "Come on, put your head in my palm."

Unexpectedly, everyone was pressing his head, Haha still opened his big dog's mouth, bit Zhou Xiangwan's palm, raised his head and raised his eyes, staring at Wu Liang with three white eyes, inexplicably evil.

Wu Liang "..."

Zhou Xiangwan grabbed the dog's mouth, hating iron for being weak, "Why don't you think like a normal dog?!"

Wu Liang frowned first, what Zhou Xiangwan said sounded very nonsensical, most likely he was here to lie to him, Wu Liang didn't have the energy to figure out Zhou Xiangwan's purpose, and no matter it was true or not, his way of handling it was the same.Wu Liang told Zhou Xiangwan to wait a moment, and went to the study to make a phone call.

After Wu Liang finished making the call, he held a check in his hand and said, "The pet shop at the entrance of the community will change hands recently, and I just bought it. Zhou Xiangwan, you are the owner of the pet shop now."

Zhou Xiangwan "..."

Wu Liang handed the check to Zhou Xiangwan. Zhou Xiangwan saw that it was 500 million yuan, but Wu Liang looked as if he only gave 500 yuan.

"What... do you mean?" Zhou Xiangwan looked aggrieved, "Why did you send me like a beggar?"

Wu Liang said, "No. The value of the clothes and watches you gave me before was far more than 500 million. I just come and go..."

"Fart!" Zhou Xiangwan interrupted him, and said sternly, "You just pay me back! You just can't bear to owe others things." Zhou Xiangwan tore up the check and scattered it on the ground like a goddess , haha ​​jumped down, and wildly picked up the 500 million remnant body, and another burst of dog hair and paper flew together.

"I'm not short of money. I'll never ask you to pay back what I gave you."

Wu Liang thought that Zhou Xiangwan had strong self-esteem and his throat was uncomfortable, so he spoke very slowly, sounding very earnest, "No. Zhou Xiangwan, I know you are sad now, but don't be decadent, you are still young, Study hard in the pet shop, otherwise, you can go back to Russia and become a soil mine owner."

Zhou Xiangwan "..."

Within 5 minutes, Zhou Xiangwan was clearly arranged by Wu Liang, not only opened a small supermarket, but also inherited a pet shop tomorrow.

Zhou Xiangwan was at a loss - why, why didn't everything go according to his script!

Seeing Zhou Xiangwan staring blankly and not speaking, Wu Liang couldn't bear it any longer, and said, "I'm going to bed. Leave me your cell phone number. I'll go to the pet store with you tomorrow."

Zhou Xiangwan had no choice but to improvise, and pinched himself hard, tears welling up in his eyes, and whispered, "Can I sleep on your sofa for the night? There is no heating in the supermarket, it's very cold."

Wu Liang coughed and said in a daze, "You promise me that you won't sleep in my bed."

Zhou Xiangwan almost swore to God, "I promise not to sleep."

Wu Liang nodded and said, "Let's sleep in the guest room. The sheets have been changed." After speaking, he walked slowly back to the bedroom and closed the door.

Zhou Xiangwan entered the guest room with Haha in his arms, and rolled around on the bed, a little excited.

He felt that Wu Liang's attitude towards him was much better, maybe it was because he was sick and had no strength to speak, or maybe it was out of sympathy, in short, it was much better.

In the middle of the night, even the dog was asleep, and Zhou Xiangwan was still not sleepy at all.He rolled a few times on the bed, his eyes were piercing, and he ran lightly to the bathroom to look in the mirror.

Everything was silent, Zhou Xiangwan suddenly heard a muffled cough, Zhou Xiangwan had never heard such a cough, it was continuous and short, as if he was about to cough out his lungs.

He was worried, and came to the door of Wu Liang's bedroom, pushed the door, and found that it was locked.

Wu Liang's house is old, and the door is not thick. Zhou Xiangwan leaned on the door and listened carefully, and the cough became clearer. Zhou Xiangwan's throat was itchy, and he wanted to cough too. After a long time, the cough gradually stopped. Zhou Xiangwan breathed a sigh of relief, and was about to go back to sleep, when he suddenly heard the crisp sound of glass falling to the ground, Zhou Xiangwan's heart skipped a beat, and he knocked on the door and said, "Wu Liang?! Wu Liang! Wu Liang!"

Zhou Xiangwan knocked a few times and got no response, so he made a quick decision and said, "Wu Liang! I kicked the door!" After waiting for more than ten seconds, Zhou Xiangwan took a step back, kicked violently at the door lock, and there was a bang, The door trembled violently, Zhou Xiangwan slowed down and kicked again, the whole door let out a groan, and fell straight to the ground with a bang.

"Wu Liang? Are you okay?!" Zhou Xiangwan stepped on the door and hurried in, holding up his phone and looking around, looking for Wu Liang.

Wu Liang's room was very dark, with no light at all. Zhou Xiangwan looked at the center of the bed with the light of his mobile phone. Wu Liang was lying under two thick quilts, half-sitting, with his upper body leaning against the wall, hands in his hands. Holding a shining fruit knife, staring at the fallen door panel with horror and disbelief, he shouted at Zhou Xiangwan, "What are you doing!!!"

Zhou Xiangwan also yelled, "What are you doing? Are you planning to slit your wrists and commit suicide!!!"

Wu Liang "..."

Seeing this, Zhou Xiangwan carefully said, "Put down the knife. If you have something to say, speak up, don't be impulsive."

"Ahem, cough, I... didn't want to commit suicide."

"Then what's the matter with you? What are you doing with a knife in your sleep?! Hiss—" Zhou Xiangwan gasped, "You actually sleepwalk... oh oh oh, I know, I learned it in junior high school, Cao Cao is like this .”

Wu Liang "..." Can you still communicate well!

Zhou Xiangwan lived in his house, Wu Liang was actually a little scared.The reason they separated last time in Las Vegas was also because Zhou Xiangwan was emotionally unstable, and Wu Liang couldn't beat him, so he thought about putting a knife under his pillow just in case, but Zhou Xiangwan still Really broke in.

"Cough..." Wu Liang put down the knife, and after shouting, his head became even more dizzy, and he couldn't even tell whether he was dreaming or waking up. If he was waking up, in real life, someone could really kick the entire door panel away with both feet. Well, if it is a dream, it is too real.He felt the light, felt uncomfortable in his eyes, tilted his head, and said weakly, "Zhou Xiangwan, don't... sleep in my bed. You promised me."

"...Still thinking about it, is your wife in your bed?" Zhou Xiangwan turned on the light and found glass shards scattered all over the floor. He thought that maybe Wu Liang wanted to drink water and accidentally touched the glass. fall down.

Wu Liang raised his hand to cover his eyes, and said in a hoarse voice, "Turn off the light and go out."

Zhou Xiangwan approached Wu Liang and raised his hand to touch his flushed cheek. The temperature was frighteningly hot. He rubbed his ears and said, "You have a fever. I'll take you to the hospital."

"Need not."

Zhou Xiangwan ignored Wu Liang, he was so ill, how could he pay back what he wanted?Zhou Xiangwan opened the closet on his own, and Wu Liang kept it neatly. The big gray cotton trousers and big cotton jacket were shocked. He flipped down and pulled out a dozen long johns.

To be honest, it was too spicy, but Zhou Xiangwan knew that Wu Liang was afraid of the cold, so he had to dress Wu Liang three layers inside and three layers outside with a look of disgust.

"Wu Liang, raise your foot."

Wu Liang's expression was confused, he raised his hands and feet obediently, and asked Zhou Xiangwan to change his clothes. After putting them on, his mind finally cleared up. He didn't understand why Zhou Xiangwan was so nervous, and said hoarsely, "Don't worry, the fever will burn in the morning." Back off. Go back to sleep."

Zhou Xiangwan said, "No, you must not have a common cold. Tell me the truth, is it lung cancer?"

Wu Liang "..."

"Have you checked?"

"……No."

Zhou Xiangwan rummaged through the box, found a bunch of socks, threw them on the bed, and said, "You often have stomach pains, could it be stomach cancer? What about leukemia? Do you vomit blood?"

Wu Liang "...can't I just have a cold?"

Zhou Xiangwan first fed Wu Liang a cup of hot water, then went back to the room and made a phone call while getting dressed as quickly as possible.Red long down jacket with short sleeves, jeans and casual shoes, standing at the door ready to go, idly staring at Wu Liang wrapped up in a ball, slowly bending over to put on leather shoes.

Zhou Xiangwan finally couldn't help it, grabbed Wu Liang's armpit, hugged him onto the table, took off his shoes, handed out a pair of fluffy gray cotton shoes, and said, "Wear these, these are warmer. .”

Wu Liang said, "This is for wearing at home."

"I know."

Zhou Xiangwan squatted down and firmly held Wu Liang's ankle to put on his shoes. Wu Liang shrank his feet, but Zhou Xiangwan pinched him even harder.

Zhou Xiangwan said, "What should I say, your body is already ugly enough, you are hopeless, and it doesn't matter if you are a little ugly. It is more important to be warm."

Wu Liang still didn't want to go out, trying to make a final struggle, "Can you drive? I can't."

"I called someone, it's okay. Xiao Wang, the cashier who is on duty with me, drive your car." Zhou Xiangwan bowed his head to Baidu, "When you go to the hospital, you need to bring your ID card, social security card, bank card, cash, oh, and Door keys, car keys, and your mobile phone? You also need a power bank."

Zhou Xiangwan rummaged through again, collected everything, and encountered the biggest obstacle, "Where did you pack it? The nicer ones."

Wu Liang: "No, cough cough cough cough, bag."

Zhou Xiangwan said tolerantly, "It doesn't matter if it's ugly. I can barely recite it. Everything I recite looks good."

Wu Liang said helplessly, "Really not." Then he said seriously, "Just put it in your pocket."

Zhou Xiangwan looked at the huge pile of things on the table, was silent for a moment, and said, "So many things, it's so ugly to put them in your pocket. You're gay, and you don't even have a bag at home! Are you gay? Are you gay?" Straighter than a straight man!"

The more Zhou Xiangwan thought about it, the more he felt that this conclusion was too correct. Wu Liang was different from all the gays he had seen. He usually walked on the road, and men and women would not take a second look. He liked Du Feng, maybe not because of him It's a man, but he likes Du Feng, and Du Feng happens to be a man.

Wu Liang is a straight man, this conclusion is too heart-wrenching.Zhou Xiangwan was stunned for a while, staring at Wu Liang with grief and indignation, as if Wu Liang had lost a kidney instead of a bag.

Wu Liang thought, "Isn't it just that there is no bag? What bag does the man want?" He didn't know what to say. He sat on the table and looked at Zhou Xiangwan with his fingers curled up. , put it in a plastic bag first. I'll buy you a nice... bag tomorrow, cough."

Zhou Xiangwan "..."