He is from a fighting nation

The Double Eleven in 8102 was destined to be extraordinary. The domestic riots in the past were whitewashed by TV and turned into a few clichés for the government to calm people's hearts. Ordinary people lacked a sense of reality. Although the big media platform is only 5 minutes long, it is thrilling enough. The reversal is comparable to Hollywood movies, and the biggest reversal is called Zhou Xiangwan.

Before Zhou Xiangwan, as the prince of the Zhou family, he was often on hot searches with Tie Cong, such as making love public and living with an Internet celebrity girlfriend in a mansion with tens of millions of dollars, such as having sex with a strong man on the side of the road in the middle of the night and suspected of coming out, such as the real The wealthy are throwing money on the street and so on, but this time, he is completely popular.

It has been a month since Double Eleven, and his popularity has not diminished, and it has intensified. He himself did not come out to respond, and his whole person seemed to have evaporated, which instead aroused the public's desire to spy, uc headlines for Zhou Xiangwan has 10 girlfriends, as long as the official account is taken by Zhou Xiangwan, it will be [-], and the s has been rounded up several times. After Li Yunlong, Zhou Xiangwan has become a man living in the ghost animal area of ​​station b.Among them, the most played one is a section called "Zhou Xiangwan's high-burning stepping point, Soviet physics transcendence, draw eyeliner to chase you!" With a little theme of anti-terrorism and anti-war, the picture quality is clear and moving, Zhou Xiangwan from appearance to shady scene In only sixty seconds, his eyes were firm and resolute, and his movements were smooth and fierce, especially when he twisted his waist and rode on the shoulders of the terrorists, raised his gun and fired, accurately predicting the position, hitting every shot without missing a shot, and the music The perfect step, coupled with the damn sweet eyeliner, the visual impact is like a mudslide gushing out, and Zhou Xiangwan became a national husband for a while, and he has millions of girlfriend fans.

Wu Liang sat on the massage chair, turned off the ghost video, and coughed a few times while holding the phone.He hadn't seen Zhou Xiangwan for a month. He fell into a coma at sea that day, and woke up two days later. Qian Meng's cell phone was turned off, and Zhou Xiangwan's number simply became empty, and Wu Liang couldn't get in touch at all. They also didn't know anything about Zhou Xiangwan.

Wu Liang was a little worried. The terrorist attack on the Shuguang was a huge disaster for the capital market, especially for the Zhou Corporation. Zhou Jianlin was kidnapped. What about this company?Stocks fell, partners ran away, and the company's market value shrank by 50 billion overnight. Zhou Xiangwan's life as Zhou Jianlin's direct heir would not be easy.

Wu Liang's headache was about to split, and he sighed.The Aurora incident also had a great impact on him.The first is that his hemorrhoids have attracted the attention of all circles of friends. It is very embarrassing to receive all kinds of folk remedies for hemorrhoids shared by friends enthusiastically every day.Second, he took the blame and resigned, and now he is officially out of work. Wu Liang was tortured and frightened on the boat, and after returning, he suffered from a serious illness. His health has not improved until now, and he is very collapsed.

At this time, Wu Liang's cell phone vibrated, showing an unfamiliar number. He had some hope in his heart that it was Zhou Xiangwan, so he answered the phone and gave a cautious hello.

"Wu Liang, it's me... listen to me..."

Wu Liang hung up the phone expressionlessly.

That is Du Feng.

Wu Liang coughed a few more times, and wrapped the blanket tightly around his body.

Half a month ago, Wu Liang contacted Du Feng, hoping that Du Feng could return the ring he had given him before. That ring was his mother's relic. Wu Liang couldn't let it go and wanted to get it back.Who knows, Du Feng not only refused to pay back, but also hoped that Wu Liang could reunite with him.Wu Liang cut it off as soon as he said it, and never answered his call again. After blocking him, he changed another number to harass him.

The door was knocked, and Du Feng's voice was faintly heard, "Wu Liang, open the door and meet me. I know I'm wrong. Let me talk to you for 5 minutes!"

Wu Liang "..."

What was Zhou Xiangwan doing at this moment? —looking in the mirror in a tattered dress.

Zhou Xiangwan had an extremely fulfilling month.

First of all, he caught Xiao Jinhe, feeling very happy in his heart. Not long after he was happy, he was forced to inherit the mess left by Zhou Jianlin, and started a hard life of working overtime for a month.The direction of this life is completely different from the previous life. In the previous life, Zhou Xiangwan broke up with him on Zhou Jianlin's birthday. He was so angry that he kicked and kicked Zhou Jianlin on the spot, and sent Zhou Jianlin with old arms and legs to the hospital, lying alive. For two months, the Double Eleven exhibition was postponed indefinitely, and it was not successfully held in the end.This time Zhou Jianlin avoided the tragic fate of being hospitalized, but was kidnapped by terrorists, and his life and death are uncertain.It can only be said that the world is unpredictable and good fortune tricks people.

In his previous life, after taking over Zhou's mess, Zhou Xiangwan started to use his brain to think about problems, and gradually became bald at the age of thirty. In this life, he is not willing to take care of it. What's more, he has the final say, Wu Liang's death is approaching , It’s been less than two months, Zhou Xiangwan is afraid of the sudden death of familiar people, just like his mother is still there in the morning, but it’s gone when he goes back at night, this kind of insecurity deeply affects the way he treats people, he always It is to let Wu Liang stay under his nose, so that he can feel at ease.

Qian Meng came in with a pair of scissors, and said strangely, "Ancestor, what are you doing again? Dress like this? Go to the side of the road to beg for food?"

Zhou Xiangwan took the scissors and cut a hole in the clothes, straightened his back, straightened his collar in front of the mirror, and said vigorously, "I'm going to live with Wu Liang."

Qian Meng "???"

Zhou Xiangwan suddenly turned his face away, his eyebrows drooped, and his eyes filled with tears instantly. He looked pitiful and devastated, and whispered, "I have no money and no friends. My dog ​​can be let go at your house." How many days?"

Qian Meng "?????????"

Zhou Xiangwan blinked, and his expression returned to normal in an instant, "Did I have a pitiful expression just now?"

Qian Meng said with difficulty, "...fuck, yes, it's scary. What are you... trying to do?"

"I thought of a good way to live with Wu Liang!"

Zhou Xiangwan raised his eyebrows excitedly, and told Qian Meng about the script in his head. Zhou Xiangwan was a poor little persecuted boy. Pao Hui cheated him out of his shares, and he had no one to rely on, so he could only work as a cashier in a small supermarket. He never thought that the bodyguard Qian Meng had a crush on him for a long time, fell in love with his beauty, and wanted to force love on him !

Qian Meng "...Little brother, why are you so fat?"

Zhou Xiangwan, a handsome 1.9-meter-tall guy with a shy face, said seriously, "You remember to arouse Wu Liang's desire to protect me. I allow you to kiss me forcefully."

Qian Meng said gloomily, "I don't allow my mouth to do such a thing. Is your brain damaged?"

Zhou Xiangwan said, "That's how the novel you sent me was written!"

Can fiction be the same as reality? ?Qian Meng didn't know what to say, so he sang the song "Simple~ The way of speaking is simple~ Please omit the progressive emotions~ You are not an actor..." After singing a few sentences, he concluded, "Ancestor, you should do some human affairs Right! Wu Liang saw you from afar, and wished he could dig up the dirt and bury himself."

"Then I have to dig him out too." Zhou Xiangwan looked into the mirror and said softly, "Wu Liang is extremely insecure. Only by relying on him and giving him a complete sense of control can it be possible to get close to him."

Qian Meng was worried about his family's "letting go", and said with black lines on his face, "Did you study psychology for so many years to let you go to Wu Liang's house to have a soft meal? Wake up, licking the dog will end up with nothing! Wu Liang Is it worth your sacrifice?"

"Wu Liang may die, I have to watch him, I'm friends with him, don't be jealous, you are my best friend!" Zhou Xiangwan thumped Qian Meng's shoulder hard, and said, "From now on, I will It's not Young Master Zhou, call me Zhou Bailian."

Qian Meng "..." suffocated.

Zhou Xiangwan opened a supermarket, which is at the gate of Wuliang Community.

On weekdays, Zhou Xiangwan wears a mask, hat, and black-rimmed glasses, and sits next to a real cashier to approve documents for meetings, so that customers often hear strange conversations.

"This project invests [-] million yuan, and it's not worthwhile to make it back to [-] million yuan. Don't."

"Sign a VAM agreement with him, and if you lose money, you'll kill him."

Sometimes in angry English—"Is your Wall Street credit all shit? One pull and it's gone!"

"Fucking Ah San, mouth full of curry smells, open your mouth and shut up and ask me to pay more! No! Do you understand! No!"

The real cashier had no choice but to point to the head of the customer's aunt who was full of embarrassment. The aunt nodded in understanding and said, "I have a relative's stupid son who is also like this..."

The cashier glanced at the gate of the community, his expression turned cold, and he bent down to Zhou Xiangwan and said mysteriously, "Mr. Zhou, the target person has appeared."

Aunt "..." What kind of crazy supermarket is this! ! !

Wu Liang was wearing a knee-length black down jacket, a gray turtleneck sweater, and a black mask. He looked very homely and straight, and was walking slowly towards the supermarket.

Zhou Xiangwan immediately hung up the phone, slapped the cashier away, made sure he had put on the mask and sunglasses, pretended to be sitting on the stool, and played with his phone without looking up.

When Wu Liang opened the door, he passed the aunt, and heard the aunt chanting, "This supermarket is really weird..."

Wu Liang bought a cartful of things, but didn't find anything unusual until he came to the cash register.

Zhou Xiangwan lowered his head and scanned the codes of the products one by one.

Wu Liang bought wine, facial tissues, instant noodles, toothpaste, a plastic basin, lubricating oil, and a box of Durex!

Zhou Xiangwan held the condom and didn't scan it for a long time. First, he checked the size - so much smaller than himself!What kind of aesthetics is Wu Liang!

Wu Liang has always preferred to be short rather than excessive, never dating anyone, so could it be that the old love has rekindled?

Wu Liang felt that the cashier was too strange. He was wrapped up tightly and even wore gloves. He couldn't help but suspect that he was a robber in disguise, so he asked, "What's wrong?"

Zhou Xiangwan shook his head, gritted his teeth and finished sweeping, and encountered difficulties at the last step.

How is the cash register used?

Zhou Xiangwan stretched out his finger, tried to poke a button, and poked another button, but nothing happened.

Wu Liang was even more skeptical, "Are you an employee here? What's your name?"

Zhou Xiangwan didn't say a word, the cashier at the side seeing the situation was not good, pushed Zhou Xiangwan away ferociously, and said, "How many times have I taught you, and you don't know anything, so I shouldn't hire you!"

Zhou Xiangwan lowered his head, submissive.

After the cashier finished paying, Wu Liang took the bag, took a deep look at Zhou Xiangwan, opened the door and left.

When Wu Liang walked away, Zhou Xiangwan pulled off his mask, threw it on the ground, and said, "I'm so mad!"

If Wu Liang dared to rekindle his old relationship, Zhou Xiangwan would dare to put him, put him... Zhou Xiangwan couldn't think of what he could do to Wu Liang for a while, and became even more angry.

The cashier was so cowardly that he said, "Mr. Zhou, I'm sorry, I didn't mean to scold you."

Zhou Xiangwan took off his gloves, hat, sunglasses, and jacket, and said coldly, "It's none of your business. Bring Haha here."

Wu Liang braved the cold wind, opened the door, was blown by the heater, and coughed again. He first put away the things he bought, took apart the condom, poured lubricating oil in, and poked a small hole on the tip of the condom. He squeezed the cover and poured a few drops of oil into the keyhole, inserted the key into the hole, twisted it, and closed the door with satisfaction.

When I opened the door recently, the key couldn't be turned. It must have been rusted in the keyhole. After dripping oil, the door opened much smoother.

After arranging everything, Wu Liang took cold medicine, wrapped in a blanket, lying on the massage chair drowsy, his throat and eyes were dry and sore, and he didn't have the strength to pour water.

At this time, the doorbell was rang again, but there was no shouting, it was persistent, and it was extremely annoying.

Wu Liang was woken up and felt very uncomfortable.

Du Feng came to knock on the door in the past few days, and the neighbors talked a lot. Wu Liang didn't want to see him, and was very irritable.

On the second day after Wu Liang just broke up, on the plane, he thought about Du Feng's repentance and regretted turning around on the plane, and felt very sad.On the third day in Las Vegas, he was tossed back to Beijing by Zhou Xiangwan. During the day, he worked in the company as if nothing had happened, and at night, he returned to the empty house, lying alone on the soft bed, under the quilt, But unconsciously chuckled out loud, and the quality of sleep improved a lot.

Strangely, after breaking up, Wu Liang felt unprecedentedly relaxed.

He can eat what he likes as he likes, and he no longer has to wait for Du Feng to reply to his message with his mobile phone in despair, and he doesn't have to worry about missing his message, spend a lot of energy building relationships with him, and carefully figure out what he said He didn't dare to ask or refute every word he said. He apologized and coaxed people every day, fearing that Du Feng would break up if he was a little dissatisfied with him.

Zhou Xiangwan was right, he deserved to be alone all his life.

Compared with relying on others, Wu Liang prefers to be alone. It is not painful for him to overcome all the hardships in life alone. He has long been used to it.

Wu Liang got up, picked up the plastic basin he just bought, went to the kitchen to get water, and poured another box of ice cubes into the basin. He didn't look at people from the cat's eye, because no one would come here to look for him except Du Feng, so Open the door, splash water, all in one go, extremely fast.

Outside the door, Zhou Xiangwan was concentrating on the expression that combined the essence of white lotus and green tea whore.

"Wu..."

Crash la la la la, ice cubes and water droplets fly together.

Awwhhhhhhh let out a long scream.

In the middle of the doorway, Zhou Xiangwan was splashed straight on, hugging the dog and looking at Wu Liang who was also in a daze, touched his mouth lightly, and spit out a mouthful of water—"Liang."

Haha jumped into Zhou Xiangwan's arms, hopping all over the ground, howling and frantically throwing water.

Wu Liang raised his hand to block the water.

Zhou Xiangwan was terrified from the cold, reacted for three seconds, wiped his face, and said angrily, "I'm really blind! Do you have the fucking need to torture me like this? Wu Liang, I didn't expect you to be Such people!"

Zhou Xiangwan picked up the dog and was about to go downstairs, Wu Liang hurriedly pulled him back, but at this moment his throat was so painful that he couldn't speak, and when he opened his mouth, there was a heart-piercing cough.

"Don't...cough cough cough cough Zhou..." Wu Liang was dragged by Zhou Xiang for a few steps, unable to hold him back at all, jumped up suddenly, lay on his back, and hugged his neck tightly , "Wait...I thought...cough cough cough cough, you are Du Feng."

Zhou Xiangwan faltered, and asked, "Who are you using the condoms and oil you bought?"

"How do you..."

"Yes, that cashier is me."

Wu Liang got off Zhou Xiangwan's back, pulled his sleeves, and said hoarsely, "I'm sorry, I changed my clothes first."

Zhou Xiangwan fished out two pieces of ice from his collar, consciously began to fuck the little Bailian character, and said, "Gu Beiliang, you are so ruthless."

Wu Liang "..."