Dressed as cannon fodder to marry into a wealthy family
Chapter 20 (1)
After receiving the director's instructions, the extras immediately squatted down and hugged the boy: "Hey, stop crying..."
The boy wept loudly, and the volume resounded through the sky, and another little girl also burst into tears when she saw this.
"You're cheating, don't go!" Ling Xiao turned off the microphone and whispered to Yan Zhao.
"I know!" Yan Zhao pushed the door open, "If you don't go out, he can just open the cabinet and take me out."
After filming so many variety shows, he doesn't know the urine nature of the program group. If there is no difficulty, then he will create difficulties for you!
Hearing the movement, the two children looked at the cabinet, their pupils trembled, and their crying became even more exaggerated.
When the group performer saw Yan Zhao, he asked loudly, "What's going on with this haunted house of yours, it scared my kids to tears!"
Nonsense, we are a haunted house, not a cute cafe?
Yan Zhao held a chubby apple lantern in his hand: "How about giving this to you? Don't cry."
Ling Xiao lowered his voice: "Wait, this is my lamp?!"
Yan Zhao turned his head away: "I bought it!"
The red apple with faint light was handed to his eyes, the little boy twisted his face into a ball, knocked the apple lamp flying with a slap, and yelled: "There is a ghost, woo woo woo..." He cried so much that the snot bubbles came out, He squatted down again, picked up the bones on the ground and threw them at Yan Zhao.
The kid had no strength and was not sure about his head. Yan Zhao turned to one side, and the bones flew past him.He stepped back and covered his face with his hands, only showing a pair of black eyes: "I'm a good ghost, please don't hit me?"
"The ghost is lying!" The little girl was so frightened that she hid behind the adult, and followed the example of the boy, picking up bones and throwing them at Yan Zhao.
Yan Zhao thought for a while, but didn't hide, and let the bones hit him.Anyway, he had weighed this prop before, it was made of foam, it was very light, and it didn't hurt to hit it.
Ling Xiao was unhappy, and got out of the closet: "Hey, what are you doing, children can't throw things around!"
In order to match the fantasy castle style of the playground, Ling Xiao wore a black cape with red piping. It looked handsome in the sun, but it almost blended into the dark night in the haunted house.
"There's another one!" The little girl panicked even more, clutching her parents' clothes tightly, "He's like a wizard!"
Hearing this, Ling Xiao's hands became claws: "If you don't leave, wizards are coming to catch you!"
The children yelled again, and the parents were dissatisfied: "You scared my child to tears and drove us away. It's too much. How can you do business like this? I want to sue you!"
Ling Xiao was dissatisfied: "Why are you making trouble so unreasonably? Come on, let's go to the surveillance and see who has the bigger problem!" Then he turned his head and grinned at the camera, mouthing: "You guys are so boring."
The director being ridiculed: "...Don't listen to him, keep acting!"
The parents were anxious: "You young man, do you understand what it means to respect the old and love the young! The children are crying, why are you so cold-blooded!"
Yan Zhao: "But he is a wizard, he should have been hanged and burned to death in the Middle Ages."
Ling Xiao: "Yep~!"
Parent: "..."
Ling Xiao squatted down, and faced the children face to face: "We didn't mean to scare you, children, I'm sorry, can you forgive my brother?"
The kid picked up the bone and threw it on his face.
Ling Xiao: "..." CNM.
Ling Xiao jumped up: "Okay, the negotiation broke down. Let's settle it according to the adults' method, and the monitoring room started." Someone patted his shoulder suddenly, and he turned his head: "What's the matter, brother?"
Yan Zhao still covered his face to hide the horrible makeup.He has experienced the malicious editing of the program group for a long time. It is absolutely impossible to get angry and perfunctory. He can cut out a hundred black spots for you.The most important thing now is to coax the children well.
Yan Zhao said: "If you want to smash, you can smash me, but only this little princess can do it."
The little boy's eyes widened: "Why!"
Yan Zhao said, "Because I have a younger sister named A Mei who is as cute as her."
Ling Xiao took a silent look at the pink and white skull, and there was a delicate red flower pinned to it.
Yan Zhao started talking nonsense: "I promised Amei that I would pick the most beautiful flower as a gift on her wedding day. I got the flower, but I also broke my promise. You hit me, just like she hit me, it will make me feel better Some."
The extras whispered, "Director?"
Director: "Let him keep talking, I want to see what he can make up!"
The little girl asked, "Why don't you dare to show up?"
Yan Zhao said: "You can also see what I look like now. In the process of looking for flowers, the wizard put a curse on me and made me look like this ghost. I was afraid of scaring her, so I kept hiding , secretly looking for a way to lift the curse, but when I found it, my sister had already passed away..."
The little girl is still at the age when she likes to listen to fairy tales the most. In her memory, the ending of fairy tales should be a happy ending.She couldn't help asking: "Then what's next?"
"From now on, I will stay here." Yan Zhao said with a smile, "I can't stay with her in life, but I can always protect her after death, right? I'm sorry for scaring you just now, because I'm also afraid of you scaring her." With my little princess."
Yan Zhao's voice was pleasant to hear, but at this time he deliberately played it softly, appearing very gentle.The little girl couldn't see his grimace, so she was not as scared as before, so she shook her head and said in a low voice, "I'm sorry, I shouldn't have hit you just now."
Yan Zhao smiled and said, "No, I just blame that wizard for being so hateful, for giving me such a horrible face."
Both the girl and the boy stared at Ling Xiao fiercely: "You villain!"
"...Yes, I'm super bad. The ghosts in this haunted house are actually human beings, and they're all cursed by me!" Ling Xiao rolled his eyes. Are you going to be ghosts too?"
The children panicked: "Wow, don't!"
Yan Zhao hugged Ling Xiao's hand and pretended to fight with him: "Run!"
The children immediately rushed forward, looking back while running: "Come on, ghost!"
"Wait!" Yan Zhao yelled, covering that terrifying mouth with one hand, while grabbing the basket in Ling Xiao's hand with the other, "Here is the apple lantern blessed by the fairy, which can bless you all. The original price is 618. I am destined to be with you, and I will give you a 60% discount, and now it only costs [-] yuan!"
Director: "Don't buy it!!!"
Yan Zhao sighed after seeing off the bear boy, and sat cross-legged on the ground, propping his face, regardless of his appearance: "Ghost life is really hard."
Ling Xiao counted the apple lamps in the basket: "I'm still 23 short of the pass."
Yan Zhao: "I'm still 8 short, alas, just now we should attack back and forth, and force the adults to cry first."
Director: "..." Are you devils? !
A ghost and a wizard worked hand in hand, making the haunted house uneasy, and the two quickly completed their tasks.
The director roared: "Those people are all fake crying, it doesn't count!"
Yan Zhao looked at the task note: "It made 30 tourists cry on the spot. I didn't say it couldn't be a fake cry. My task has been completed. If you want to blame, I will blame your copywriting."
Copywriting: ...
After the task was completed, Yan Zhao took off her makeup and played games with Ling Xiao in the lounge.
This mission was much easier than he had imagined. Although the haunted house was eerie, he only guarded one place and couldn't see his own face. After passing the anxiety period, there was really nothing to be afraid of.
At eight o'clock, the director's voice sounded on time: "Everyone has worked hard. Through this mission, we hope that everyone can experience the difficulty of the playground staff. Every time you enjoy the playground, there is a The hard work of the staff. In order to welcome everyone, the staff of the playground also prepared small gifts for everyone, and all the items after 8 o’clock are open for you for free, which is also a reward for your hard work this day!"
Yan Zhao clapped his hands, and before he could be happy, he heard the director say, "Then first, let's go to the haunted house to gather?"
Yan Zhao: "..." I don't think so.
"Enjoy it!" The lady at the ticket gate of the haunted house gave Yan Zhao a thumbs up, "The hanged ghosts said they will try their best to scare you!"
Yan Zhao was weak: "I'm looking forward to it..."
Ling Xiao put his arm around Yan Zhao's shoulder: "Come again, Xiaoyan and I have already passed by, can you guys have something more terrifying——"
Yan Zhao overwhelmed his voice: "It's fine as it is now!"
With six people together, Yan Zhao, as a former employee of the haunted house, was pushed to take the lead.
Bite the bullet, Yan Zhao kept his eyes on the ground the whole time, silently chanting "Prosperity, democracy, civilization and harmony..." and forcibly ignored those ghosts who were scratching his feet and flirting in front of his eyes.
Walking faster and faster, after crossing a heavy bronze Yin soldier, three strings of white skulls appeared in the air, the one on the far right was covered with a flower, and the silk thread hanging them was almost transparent, and the cabinet behind it also blended with the painted wall One.
Seeing A Mei, he relaxed a little, this section is his master——
A gaping ghost with a needle in its mouth suddenly hangs upside down from the top: "Leave your tears!" It's even playing tricks.
Yan Zhao: "..."
The Hanged Ghost waved his hand: "Hello, give me a response?"
Yan Zhao raised his hand and pushed him, and the Hanged Ghost dangled in the air like a swing: "Wait, don't attack the staff!!!"
Yan Zhao's pupils were dilated, his footsteps were flimsy, and his face was expressionless. He walked out of the haunted house like a walking dead, and found a bench to think about life.
Who am I, where do I come from, and where am I going?
After the haunted house tour, the director organized them to go on roller coasters, jumping machines and other projects, and recorded a lot of wonderful materials.
The Ferris wheel rises slowly, and the colorful lights complement the fireworks in the distance.Filming ended after the six gave their testimonials for the day on the Ferris wheel.Yan Zhao had a lot of schedules, so he didn't go back to the hotel with them, but flew back to Jincheng directly.It was four o'clock in the morning when we arrived.
The velvety night sky was dotted with a few stars, and under the street lamps, his shadow stretched very long.
Yan Zhao dragged his heavy suitcase into the house. Unlike the gloomy courtyard, there were a few small lights in the house, and the light was warm and hazy.
"Why haven't you slept yet..." Yan Zhao drooped his eyelids, his brain was as slow as a stuck gear, and he had to think for several seconds every time he said a word.On the plane, he dreamed that he was being hunted down by a ghost with a gun, and when he woke up, he was refreshed before going to sleep.
Shen Yuanting took the suitcase and helped him up to the second floor: "I still have work."
"Staying up so late, pay attention to your body." Yan Zhao said softly, with his palm on the handrail of the stairs.
Under the eyes of the young man, there are thick dark circles, which are even more serious compared with the healthy and fair skin around him.
Shen Yuanting frowned: "You too."
The four-piece bed suit in the bedroom was changed, fluffy and soft, with the warmth of the sun.Yan Zhao got in and pulled the duvet tightly.
Shen Yuanting stood guard at the door, looking at him with no expression on his face.
Yan Zhao asked, "What's wrong?"
Shen Yuanting was silent for a while, and said: "It's okay, you go to sleep. Good night." Then he turned off the light.
Shen Yuanting returned to the study room. On the desk, the documents were neatly stacked by category.He picked out a thin volume from a stack of documents and flipped through it.
"...The endorsement was rejected?" Early in the morning, Yan Zhao was still lying in bed with sleepy eyes, "Why? They think my endorsement fee is too expensive?"
"No, I thought about it carefully. In the past, for the sake of exposure, I received too many endorsements for you." Song Jing said, "We are not [-] lines anymore, and we focus on quality. You pushed it, so as not to lower your commercial value."
"Well, thank you Sister Song." Yan Zhao asked, "Then I don't have a schedule this morning?"
Song Jing: "Yes, haven't you woken up yet? You had a hard time filming yesterday, so take a rest."
Yan Zhao was flattered: "Oh, yes."
In the past when he was sick, Song Jing would only tell him not to delay the filming, why did he still care about him today?
Song Jing sent him the latest schedule, Yan Zhao looked at it, and it was much more relaxed than before, and most of the shooting was concentrated during the day, and the night time was much less.
Yan Zhao stretched her waist, got up to wash, exercise and practice singing.In the afternoon, he has a cooking class due.
Yes, cooking, he who has not been in the kitchen for more than 20 years will learn to cook today!And this is because Song Jing accepted a gourmet variety show "Star Food" for him. As a flying guest, he wanted to go in and show it once.
At that time, Yan Zhao refused: "I only know how to make instant noodles, boiled water, tomato instant noodles, milk instant noodles, and cola instant noodles, too?"
Song Jing persuaded: "Do you think that the guests in the past know how to cook? It's not a temporary learning. We will not set up a chef for you. You can find a recipe and learn a few tricks yourself. It's really not possible. It’s okay to play as a vase.”
Yan Zhao frowned: "But it has a live broadcast, and I don't know anything. Isn't it to recruit black people by going up?"
Song Jing thought it made sense, thought for a while, and suggested: "You can take the dark cooking route, be sincere and attract fans."
Yan Zhao: "..."
No way, what else can I learn.
As soon as Shen Yuanting opened the door, a puff of gray smoke rushed out.
Wang Zai ran fast, yelled "meow woo woo", grabbed his trousers and dragged him into the room.
Shen Yuanting frowned, and walked in quickly, only to see a layer of gray smoke hovering around the ceiling, and the range hood was loud, and it was too late to suck away all the black smoke that kept coming out.And at the source of the smoke, in the misty kitchen, a figure could be seen faintly.
Yan Zhao coughed violently, and hastily turned off the fire. The knife-edged peppers in the pot had lost their original redness and turned into a mass of crisp coke.
Shen Yuanting: "...what are you doing?"
Yan Zhao covered his mouth and nose: "I'm cooking..." Thinking that this kind of behavior doesn't seem worthy of being called cooking, Yan Zhao changed his words: "Burn the house..."
Shen Yuanting: "..."
With sudden pain in his temples, Shen Yuanting sighed: "Come out first, don't get smoked."
Yan Zhao let out a "huh" and walked out of the kitchen, but his eyes were already smudged red, and there were still some tears in the corners of his eyes.
He obviously made it according to the recipe, why did he turn it into a fire scene...
Shen Yuanting opened all the windows on the first floor, and when the smoke cleared away, he went to the kitchen to see what Yan Zhao had done.
The cooking table was in a mess, with a few wilted vegetable leaves scattered, the egg liquid splashed out, and the bowl was piled with Cthulhu-style pieces of meat. Shen Yuanting knew that he couldn't put it in the pot at a glance.
Thinking about the ingredients, Shen Yuanting asked, "Do you want to make boiled pork slices?"
"En. The program team requested it." Yan Zhao said.He called the director and asked if he could make instant noodles, but of course he was called back mercilessly.
The kitchen has always been used only by Shen Yuanting, the countertop is always bright and tidy, but now it is a mess.
Yan Zhao was a little embarrassed, and went up to put the seasoning bottle back in place.
The kitchen was so messed up, Shen Yuanting felt a little headache.Seeing that figure from behind, he couldn't get angry.
He had seen this scene a long time ago.At that time, Yu Wei was still living at home and was a gentle mother.When my aunt asked for leave, she cooked the food herself.With her hair tied up and a pink apron on, she cut and shredded the ingredients step by step according to the recipe, and finally was frightened by the crackling oil and hid behind the pot lid, not even daring to turn off the fire.
Sauteed ingredients go in the trash, of course, but this tenderloin...
Yan Zhao held the bowl and asked Shen Yuanting, "Can it still be rescued?"
Shen Yuanting looked at the lump of meat suitable for mosaic, and said, "It's barely usable. You washed the knife."
Yan Zhao obeyed the order, washed the surface of the knife with running water, and handed the knife to Shen Yuanting.
Boss, come here.
Shen Yuanting didn't answer: "Aren't you going to cook boiled pork slices? I'll watch you come."
Yan Zhao doubted: "Are you sure? If I do it, I might have nothing to eat until nine o'clock in the evening."
"Are you going to learn it today?" Shen Yuanting rolled up his sleeves, showing his sharp arms, "When will you record the show?"
"This Friday afternoon."
"Time is enough."
Yan Zhao poured the meat back onto the cutting board and sliced it with the knife.The meat is creamy, soft yet tough. Yan Zhao cuts very slowly, but the meat always slips out of the knife.
I really want to chop this thing into mud!
Yan Zhao twitched the corner of his mouth, and the knife fell unsteadily, and the sharp blade cut off from the top, almost cutting his hand.
"What are you in a hurry for?" Shen Yuanting clasped his wrist, "Can you still be hungry if I'm here?"
The man's breath invaded, Yan Zhao's body froze, let Shen Yuanting cover his hands, and led him to form the slippery meat into a row, and when the knife fell, they immediately turned into moderately thick slices of meat.
Shen Yuanting demonstrated to him: "If you cut it like this, you won't get it right."
Yan Zhao lowered his eyes and did not respond.
Why... feels a little strange.Like a fish vomits an air bubble in calm water, the air bubble floats up slowly, and when it reaches the water surface, it suddenly bursts.
Shen Yuanting: "Yan Zhao?"
Yan Zhao came back to his senses: "Ah... right?"
Seeing that his movements were correct, Shen Yuanting let go of his hand, but still stood behind him.
While handling the ingredients, Yan Zhao sighed: "I used to think that cooking was difficult, but when I actually did it, I realized that it was more difficult than I imagined."
Shen Yuanting said: "You are just not proficient, just practice more."
"Really, how long have you practiced to reach this level?"
"Look at the knife, not me. More than ten years."
Yan Zhao worked backwards according to Shen Yuanting's age, and did the math: "Then you started doing it in high school."
Shen Yuanting said lightly: "En. I started renting a house at that time."
"You're really amazing..." Yan Zhao sensed that he didn't want to say more, so he didn't ask.
Under the supervision of Shen Juju, Yan Zhao finally finished a pot of boiled pork slices, and when he finally poured hot oil on it, he felt a sense of accomplishment in his heart.
After Yan Zhao washed his hands, he took the medicine and wiped off the small wounds on his hands that were splashed with oil. Looking at the time, it was already seven o'clock, and Shen Yuanting was still cooking other dishes.
Yan Zhao moved over guiltily: "If you fry this cabbage, don't make it."
Shen Yuanting cut vegetables quickly: "Soon. You go and scoop up the rice."
Yan Zhao said "Oh", served two bowls of rice, and ran to help Shen Yuanting, but at his level, he was only assigned to pass salt and soy sauce to the boss.
He used to think that Shen Yuanting was awesome, but now that he cooked a meal himself, Shen Yuanting was a shining Super Saiyan in his eyes.
Yan Zhao stared at Shen Yuanting cutting vegetables, watching, his eyes slipped from the white blade to the hand holding the knife, and then moved to his thin and strong forearm.Shen Yuanting's skin was so pale that he hadn't seen the light all year round, with cyan blood vessels faintly visible, and he was a little inexplicably sexy.
Yan Zhao: "..."
Wait, what was he thinking, sexy? ? ?He has been solo for so long that even men don't want to let him go? ! !
There was a crisp "pop".
Shen Yuanting turned his head and frowned, "Why did you beat yourself?"
Yan Zhao covered his cheeks, and said vaguely, "I'm starving and dizzy, sober up."
Shen Yuanting: "...?"
Shen Yuanting's cooking skills can be said to be proficient. It took Yan Zhao an hour to cook a boiled pork slice, and Shen Yuanting finished vinegared cabbage, braised eggplant and Kung Pao chicken in half an hour.
Yan Zhao tasted what he made first, in a word, bah.
Taste Shen Yuanting's cooking again, woo woo woo, it's so delicious that I shed tears.
Yan Zhao even wanted to set up a monument for the tenderloin. It was dead, and his dignity as a meat would be trampled on by him. It was too miserable.
Seeing that Shen Yuanting had picked up a piece of boiled pork, Yan Zhao hurriedly stopped it: "It's not tasty, don't try it." Even Wang Zai didn't serve the table to smell the meat, so it can be seen how disgusting cats are in this pot of boiled pork!
Shen Yuanting didn't listen to him, put the meat into his mouth, paused at the first bite, and then swallowed it without changing expression.
Shen Yuanting took a sip of ice water: "The meat is old, and there are too many peppers."
Fuck, Shen Juju is very loyal!
"Improve it next time, improve it next time..." Yan Zhao folded his hands together and apologized. Seeing Shen Yuanting clamping it again, he grabbed the basin, "Okay, don't eat it!"
Shen Yuanting stared at him for a while, then retracted his chopsticks.
Yan Zhao put the boiled pork slices in the kitchen: "Let it absorb the essence of the sun and the moon."
Shen Yuanting: "It won't become more delicious."
Yan Zhao: "..." Sometimes he thinks Shen Yuanting is super nice, and sometimes he wants to beat him.
Yan Zhao said dejectedly: "Yes, I just made it so bad that I couldn't even put it on the plate."
Shen Yuanting smiled: "It's okay, I will supervise your practice until the dishes you cook are ready to eat."
Yan Zhao humbly asked: "What is the concept of being able to enter...?"
Shen Yuanting: "In terms of points...percentage system, ninety points."
Yan Zhao: "..." Shen Juju is really strict.
Wang Zai is a cat who likes to watch TV and watches "Tom and Jerry" every day.As soon as Wang Zai called, Shen Yuanting put the disc for him and watched it with him in the living room, and Yan Zhao was used to playing games on the sofa every day, so the living room after dinner would refresh the scene of a family of three from time to time.
After Yan Zhao ate a handful of chicken, Song Jing suddenly tapped him on WeChat, asking him to forward Elegante's latest Weibo.
Yan Zhao’s tuba was originally for Song Jingguan, but he asked for it again these days, otherwise the Starchaser app will remind fans that your cutie is online, and fans will happily guess what idol is doing again , but I don’t know that only Aidou’s manager and Aidou’s Weibo account are online. This truth is too bleak!
The comments and private messages were very lively. Yan Zhao took a look and found out that the promotional advertisement for Elegante was released last time.
Yan Zhao posted on Weibo and clicked on the video to watch. Elegante is indeed a high-end brand. After editing and post-editing, the advertisement is very high-end and the effect is very good, that is...
Yan Zhao dragged the video to the end, and several scenes showing the ring flashed alternately. There were close-ups of his finger, touching the ring and kissing the ring, but there was no scene of him holding the ring.
"Where is my favorite scene?" Yan Zhao murmured, the action of grabbing the ring was brought up by a flash of inspiration when he was reading the script, and the director praised him, why didn't he show up?
Shen Yuanting held a book in one hand, and paused for a moment with the hand scratching Wang Zai's chin.
"Meow!" Wang Zai yelled in dissatisfaction, got off Shen Yuanting's lap, and ran to Yan Zhao's side to nest.
As long as the people who have worked with him, Yan Zhao's mobile phone has their contact information. After asking politely, the director said: "This... has not been reviewed."
Yan Zhao was stunned: "??? I didn't do anything???"
Mentioning this director made him angry, and he scolded: "That's right, the recent censorship standards have become more and more strange. The neighbor next door has already passed the naked ones. What's wrong with Xiaoyan wearing a ring? It's just that the censors themselves have a problem with their thinking!"
The topic gradually became dangerous, Yan Zhao hurriedly said: "It's okay, just cut it as soon as you cut it, and the effect is very good now, be more innocent."
"Haha." The director smiled, "Did you read the comments, your fans are now saying they want to marry you."
Yan Zhao also laughed: "They will find someone better than me."
Idol said so, do fans agree?
[Zhaozhao is number one in the world! ! ! 】
[Flying Immortals Outside the Sky! ! ! 】
[Zhaozhao the male god of the universe! ! ! 】
In the fan groups of Salt Soda, the 999th Rainbow Fart Contest is in full swing. Fans are actively and enthusiastically, and they are bound to shoot beautiful farts, excellent farts and ingenious farts!
[[Picture] This angle, this jaw line, perfect, should be registered as a world cultural heritage! 】
[The arsonist of the heart has started again, I want to arrest him! ! ! 】
[Hello everyone, I am the ring, my brother's finger bones are made of Xue Ning's jade, I am so happy. [shy]]
[Wake up, you have been returned to the director team [狗头]]
Compared with the frenzied operation of the Salt Soda Rainbow Fart Production Center, the reactions of passers-by are calmer, but most of them are praises. Occasionally, there will be remarks like "Elegante is also depraved, and she actually invited traffic to speak for it", But soon they were overwhelmed by the face-licking reposts.
The promotional advertisement has been successful, and the next step is to see how much sales can be driven.
At the same time that Elegante's new ring started pre-sale, Yan Zhao also went to the recording set of "Star Food".
This is an indoor variety show. In addition to the two hosts, the regular guests include five chefs from different regions.
The director also knows that there are no twists and turns in just cooking and eating, so two flying guests will be invited in each episode, and the chef will act as a judge to evaluate the dishes prepared by the guests on the spot and choose a more delicious dish.Because it is a live broadcast, the real strength of the guests is also exposed under the camera, which is also one of the highlights of the show.
As soon as the live broadcast started, many netizens started to use barrage.
[I pressed a pack of spicy strips and it didn't taste good. 】
[Press five packs!Unpalatable! 】
[Every time the traffic comes to cook, there will be no delicious meal...It's all for show...]
[Teacher Jiang in front is not convinced! 】
[Yes, the old actors are doing pretty well, and there are not many little fresh meats who really know how to cook]
[I show up!Zhao Zhao is also working hard on her looks today! 】
[I eat all the charcoal that Zhaobao makes! 】
[The salt soda in front is too hard? ! 】
"Did Wanzi come?" Yan Zhao asked after walking around the backstage.
The director wearing a mask explained: "Mr. Maruko's schedule has been bumped, and it has been pushed to the next issue...Hey, why hasn't Teacher Ding come yet? Xiao Liu, you go and rush!"
"Come here!" A soprano sounded, and a woman in a chef's uniform and a chef's hat pushed the door in.
Ding Ziwei is a famous chef in China. She has recorded many food variety shows and also shares food vlogs from time to time. She has millions of fans on Weibo.Unlike some Internet celebrity bloggers who can only display dishes, she is really skilled. Just the knife skills she showed, Yan Zhao thought about it, and among the people she knew, only Shen Yuanting could stand shoulder to shoulder with her.
Ding Ziwei is obviously a hot spot of this show, and the barrage suddenly swipes the screen like crazy:
[Fuck, it's Miss Ding! 】
[This time it's something to watch!Wait for Sister Ding to show off her skills! 】
[Bumping into Ding Ziwei, some people are miserable, public execution]
[Salt sodas pay attention, maintain harmony and automatically hurdle! 】
Ding Ziwei put the big box on the table, rubbed his shoulders, and stretched out his hand to Yan Zhao: "You are my opponent today? You are so handsome!"
Yan Zhao shook hands with her and said with a smile, "Mr. Ding, my name is Yan Zhao. Teacher has prepared the kitchen utensils again?"
Ding Ziwei smiled: "Yo ho, do you recognize me?"
Yan Zhao said, "I saw your video when I was learning how to cook."
Ding Ziwei is cheerful, and soon chatted with Yan Zhao.The director intervened between the two of them: "It's such a hilarious chat, why don't you go and record 'Speak Hard'?"
"Speak harshly" is a link in the show, where guests need to provoke their opponents and brag about themselves. This is also one of the links that netizens especially like. After all, here, you can see a large number of flags and face-slapping warnings.
Yan Zhao sat on the chair, thought for a while, and said, "Before the recording, I actually thought about something. Teacher Wanzi and I pecked at each other, and with the special effects in post-production, we can pretend to be a dragon and a tiger fighting, but you suddenly changed your opponent. , makes it difficult for me."
The director didn't think it was a big deal when he watched the excitement: "Hahaha, then imagine what Teacher Ding would say about you?"
"Based on my experience watching her vlog..." Yan Zhao stroked his chin and smiled disdainfully, "It's all over with one knife."
"One knife and it's over" is Ding Ziwei's famous saying. It first appeared in the video of her cooking turtle stew. Facing the freshly caught turtle, she said "one knife and it's over". ruler.Since then, all the ingredients that need to be slaughtered on the spot will get her words, "It's all done with one knife."
Fans who watched her video had already brushed up this sentence on the barrage, but they didn't expect it to be read out by Yan Zhao.
【Mom, why is this person reading my barrage? 】
[Hahahahaha, it's okay to be self-defeating, are you a turtle? 】
[Really watched the VLOG, thought he was being polite with Sister Ding]
[This expression imitates to the essence, especially the sneer, it's the same]
[Some fans are too big-faced, dare to brag about their acting skills with just a word? 】
[Some people have eaten explosives? ? ? 】
After a little fuss, the show officially began.The theme this time is Sichuan cuisine. After the five chefs finished cooking their own dishes, it was Yan Zhao and Ding Ziwei's turn to play.The host and other guests did not stay in their seats, but went to the kitchen to watch them cook.
Ding Ziwei is worthy of being a capable person. There is no pause between chopping vegetables, cutting meat, seasoning and frying. After finishing the previous step, her hands have automatically reached out to the ingredients and tools needed for the next step.
And Yan Zhao...although his speed was a bit slower, his cooking skills were surprisingly good? !
The program team has invited many celebrity guests, as mentioned in the barrage, most of the cooking skills are very worrying, and although Yan Zhao is not very good, he is still at a normal cooking level.
Host: "Does Xiaoyan usually cook at home?"
"Don't do it, this is to let the judges stop eating dark dishes. I worked overtime and learned it temporarily." Yan Zhao raised his head, facing the camera and said seriously, "I will officially tell the audience friends across the country that I don't know how to cook. I don't even eat apples at home because I don't want to peel them."
[Grass, this reason is too real. 】
[Zhaozhao, stop your self-explosion behavior, the salty soda will let you out hahaha! 】
[I, I, I, I can peel apples!I can also cut a little rabbit! 】
[Can the program group invite less actors?This is a food variety show, don't come if you don't know how to cook! 】
[Temporary learning is okay, I think it looks good]
[You also know that this is a variety show, not a regular food show, OK?Food, the previous chefs have already prepared it for you, and now this session is for everyone to have fun, don't you want to lose your appetite here? 】
The host laughed: "I have also discussed with several teachers. Many young guests on our show are not very good at cooking."
Yan Zhao said while cutting the meat: "As far as the circle around me is concerned, they are all too busy. It is normal to only eat one meal a day when they are spinning around. They really don't have the energy and time to cook... But I have a My friend is very good at cooking, and he taught me this dish."
The host asked keenly: "Oh? Would it be convenient to reveal the identity of Zhao Zhao's friend?"
Yan Zhao: "He's not an insider, so I won't say anything."
The host regretted: "Okay..."
While waiting for the oil to boil, Yan Zhao asked, "Can I have a word with him?"
The host encouraged: "Say it."
Yan Zhao faced the camera and blinked: "I'm sorry, I let you accompany me to eat so many failed boiled pork slices, maybe you don't want to eat this dish anymore, anyway, I don't want to eat it recently."
【It’s true love to accompany you to try dishes, I really want to know who that person is QAQ】
[Everyone remember to stay away from Zhaozhao's life and give Zhaozhao his private space... although I also care about it (.]
[Deliberately pretending to be hardworking, vomit]
[Heizi is so annoying? ? ?If you want to make a noise, can you get out, passers-by just want to eat! ! ! 】
Ding Ziwei was done very quickly, Yan Zhao was slower and finished the dishes 3 minutes before the end of the countdown.
They put the finished product on the judging table, and the photographer gave a close-up of the two people's dishes.Both dishes are fiery and garnished with tender green scallions.
Immediately, a sunspot jumped out:
[Yan Zhao's craftsmanship, emmmmm]
【There is no harm without comparison, and it is unpalatable to look at】
[Mr. Ding's character has been lowered, tsk tsk]
The salt soda was indignant, they hadn't eaten it yet, so why did they assert that Yan Zhao's cooking was not tasty?Because you don't like it, can you directly deny other people's achievements?
They were about to refute, but they saw on the screen that Ding Ziwei took a piece of meat from Yan Zhao's bowl, chewed it a few times, and his eyes lit up: "En, it's delicious."
Several chefs also praised: "It tastes good, very good."
"The presentation is a bit off, but Xiaoyan is not open either.
The boy wept loudly, and the volume resounded through the sky, and another little girl also burst into tears when she saw this.
"You're cheating, don't go!" Ling Xiao turned off the microphone and whispered to Yan Zhao.
"I know!" Yan Zhao pushed the door open, "If you don't go out, he can just open the cabinet and take me out."
After filming so many variety shows, he doesn't know the urine nature of the program group. If there is no difficulty, then he will create difficulties for you!
Hearing the movement, the two children looked at the cabinet, their pupils trembled, and their crying became even more exaggerated.
When the group performer saw Yan Zhao, he asked loudly, "What's going on with this haunted house of yours, it scared my kids to tears!"
Nonsense, we are a haunted house, not a cute cafe?
Yan Zhao held a chubby apple lantern in his hand: "How about giving this to you? Don't cry."
Ling Xiao lowered his voice: "Wait, this is my lamp?!"
Yan Zhao turned his head away: "I bought it!"
The red apple with faint light was handed to his eyes, the little boy twisted his face into a ball, knocked the apple lamp flying with a slap, and yelled: "There is a ghost, woo woo woo..." He cried so much that the snot bubbles came out, He squatted down again, picked up the bones on the ground and threw them at Yan Zhao.
The kid had no strength and was not sure about his head. Yan Zhao turned to one side, and the bones flew past him.He stepped back and covered his face with his hands, only showing a pair of black eyes: "I'm a good ghost, please don't hit me?"
"The ghost is lying!" The little girl was so frightened that she hid behind the adult, and followed the example of the boy, picking up bones and throwing them at Yan Zhao.
Yan Zhao thought for a while, but didn't hide, and let the bones hit him.Anyway, he had weighed this prop before, it was made of foam, it was very light, and it didn't hurt to hit it.
Ling Xiao was unhappy, and got out of the closet: "Hey, what are you doing, children can't throw things around!"
In order to match the fantasy castle style of the playground, Ling Xiao wore a black cape with red piping. It looked handsome in the sun, but it almost blended into the dark night in the haunted house.
"There's another one!" The little girl panicked even more, clutching her parents' clothes tightly, "He's like a wizard!"
Hearing this, Ling Xiao's hands became claws: "If you don't leave, wizards are coming to catch you!"
The children yelled again, and the parents were dissatisfied: "You scared my child to tears and drove us away. It's too much. How can you do business like this? I want to sue you!"
Ling Xiao was dissatisfied: "Why are you making trouble so unreasonably? Come on, let's go to the surveillance and see who has the bigger problem!" Then he turned his head and grinned at the camera, mouthing: "You guys are so boring."
The director being ridiculed: "...Don't listen to him, keep acting!"
The parents were anxious: "You young man, do you understand what it means to respect the old and love the young! The children are crying, why are you so cold-blooded!"
Yan Zhao: "But he is a wizard, he should have been hanged and burned to death in the Middle Ages."
Ling Xiao: "Yep~!"
Parent: "..."
Ling Xiao squatted down, and faced the children face to face: "We didn't mean to scare you, children, I'm sorry, can you forgive my brother?"
The kid picked up the bone and threw it on his face.
Ling Xiao: "..." CNM.
Ling Xiao jumped up: "Okay, the negotiation broke down. Let's settle it according to the adults' method, and the monitoring room started." Someone patted his shoulder suddenly, and he turned his head: "What's the matter, brother?"
Yan Zhao still covered his face to hide the horrible makeup.He has experienced the malicious editing of the program group for a long time. It is absolutely impossible to get angry and perfunctory. He can cut out a hundred black spots for you.The most important thing now is to coax the children well.
Yan Zhao said: "If you want to smash, you can smash me, but only this little princess can do it."
The little boy's eyes widened: "Why!"
Yan Zhao said, "Because I have a younger sister named A Mei who is as cute as her."
Ling Xiao took a silent look at the pink and white skull, and there was a delicate red flower pinned to it.
Yan Zhao started talking nonsense: "I promised Amei that I would pick the most beautiful flower as a gift on her wedding day. I got the flower, but I also broke my promise. You hit me, just like she hit me, it will make me feel better Some."
The extras whispered, "Director?"
Director: "Let him keep talking, I want to see what he can make up!"
The little girl asked, "Why don't you dare to show up?"
Yan Zhao said: "You can also see what I look like now. In the process of looking for flowers, the wizard put a curse on me and made me look like this ghost. I was afraid of scaring her, so I kept hiding , secretly looking for a way to lift the curse, but when I found it, my sister had already passed away..."
The little girl is still at the age when she likes to listen to fairy tales the most. In her memory, the ending of fairy tales should be a happy ending.She couldn't help asking: "Then what's next?"
"From now on, I will stay here." Yan Zhao said with a smile, "I can't stay with her in life, but I can always protect her after death, right? I'm sorry for scaring you just now, because I'm also afraid of you scaring her." With my little princess."
Yan Zhao's voice was pleasant to hear, but at this time he deliberately played it softly, appearing very gentle.The little girl couldn't see his grimace, so she was not as scared as before, so she shook her head and said in a low voice, "I'm sorry, I shouldn't have hit you just now."
Yan Zhao smiled and said, "No, I just blame that wizard for being so hateful, for giving me such a horrible face."
Both the girl and the boy stared at Ling Xiao fiercely: "You villain!"
"...Yes, I'm super bad. The ghosts in this haunted house are actually human beings, and they're all cursed by me!" Ling Xiao rolled his eyes. Are you going to be ghosts too?"
The children panicked: "Wow, don't!"
Yan Zhao hugged Ling Xiao's hand and pretended to fight with him: "Run!"
The children immediately rushed forward, looking back while running: "Come on, ghost!"
"Wait!" Yan Zhao yelled, covering that terrifying mouth with one hand, while grabbing the basket in Ling Xiao's hand with the other, "Here is the apple lantern blessed by the fairy, which can bless you all. The original price is 618. I am destined to be with you, and I will give you a 60% discount, and now it only costs [-] yuan!"
Director: "Don't buy it!!!"
Yan Zhao sighed after seeing off the bear boy, and sat cross-legged on the ground, propping his face, regardless of his appearance: "Ghost life is really hard."
Ling Xiao counted the apple lamps in the basket: "I'm still 23 short of the pass."
Yan Zhao: "I'm still 8 short, alas, just now we should attack back and forth, and force the adults to cry first."
Director: "..." Are you devils? !
A ghost and a wizard worked hand in hand, making the haunted house uneasy, and the two quickly completed their tasks.
The director roared: "Those people are all fake crying, it doesn't count!"
Yan Zhao looked at the task note: "It made 30 tourists cry on the spot. I didn't say it couldn't be a fake cry. My task has been completed. If you want to blame, I will blame your copywriting."
Copywriting: ...
After the task was completed, Yan Zhao took off her makeup and played games with Ling Xiao in the lounge.
This mission was much easier than he had imagined. Although the haunted house was eerie, he only guarded one place and couldn't see his own face. After passing the anxiety period, there was really nothing to be afraid of.
At eight o'clock, the director's voice sounded on time: "Everyone has worked hard. Through this mission, we hope that everyone can experience the difficulty of the playground staff. Every time you enjoy the playground, there is a The hard work of the staff. In order to welcome everyone, the staff of the playground also prepared small gifts for everyone, and all the items after 8 o’clock are open for you for free, which is also a reward for your hard work this day!"
Yan Zhao clapped his hands, and before he could be happy, he heard the director say, "Then first, let's go to the haunted house to gather?"
Yan Zhao: "..." I don't think so.
"Enjoy it!" The lady at the ticket gate of the haunted house gave Yan Zhao a thumbs up, "The hanged ghosts said they will try their best to scare you!"
Yan Zhao was weak: "I'm looking forward to it..."
Ling Xiao put his arm around Yan Zhao's shoulder: "Come again, Xiaoyan and I have already passed by, can you guys have something more terrifying——"
Yan Zhao overwhelmed his voice: "It's fine as it is now!"
With six people together, Yan Zhao, as a former employee of the haunted house, was pushed to take the lead.
Bite the bullet, Yan Zhao kept his eyes on the ground the whole time, silently chanting "Prosperity, democracy, civilization and harmony..." and forcibly ignored those ghosts who were scratching his feet and flirting in front of his eyes.
Walking faster and faster, after crossing a heavy bronze Yin soldier, three strings of white skulls appeared in the air, the one on the far right was covered with a flower, and the silk thread hanging them was almost transparent, and the cabinet behind it also blended with the painted wall One.
Seeing A Mei, he relaxed a little, this section is his master——
A gaping ghost with a needle in its mouth suddenly hangs upside down from the top: "Leave your tears!" It's even playing tricks.
Yan Zhao: "..."
The Hanged Ghost waved his hand: "Hello, give me a response?"
Yan Zhao raised his hand and pushed him, and the Hanged Ghost dangled in the air like a swing: "Wait, don't attack the staff!!!"
Yan Zhao's pupils were dilated, his footsteps were flimsy, and his face was expressionless. He walked out of the haunted house like a walking dead, and found a bench to think about life.
Who am I, where do I come from, and where am I going?
After the haunted house tour, the director organized them to go on roller coasters, jumping machines and other projects, and recorded a lot of wonderful materials.
The Ferris wheel rises slowly, and the colorful lights complement the fireworks in the distance.Filming ended after the six gave their testimonials for the day on the Ferris wheel.Yan Zhao had a lot of schedules, so he didn't go back to the hotel with them, but flew back to Jincheng directly.It was four o'clock in the morning when we arrived.
The velvety night sky was dotted with a few stars, and under the street lamps, his shadow stretched very long.
Yan Zhao dragged his heavy suitcase into the house. Unlike the gloomy courtyard, there were a few small lights in the house, and the light was warm and hazy.
"Why haven't you slept yet..." Yan Zhao drooped his eyelids, his brain was as slow as a stuck gear, and he had to think for several seconds every time he said a word.On the plane, he dreamed that he was being hunted down by a ghost with a gun, and when he woke up, he was refreshed before going to sleep.
Shen Yuanting took the suitcase and helped him up to the second floor: "I still have work."
"Staying up so late, pay attention to your body." Yan Zhao said softly, with his palm on the handrail of the stairs.
Under the eyes of the young man, there are thick dark circles, which are even more serious compared with the healthy and fair skin around him.
Shen Yuanting frowned: "You too."
The four-piece bed suit in the bedroom was changed, fluffy and soft, with the warmth of the sun.Yan Zhao got in and pulled the duvet tightly.
Shen Yuanting stood guard at the door, looking at him with no expression on his face.
Yan Zhao asked, "What's wrong?"
Shen Yuanting was silent for a while, and said: "It's okay, you go to sleep. Good night." Then he turned off the light.
Shen Yuanting returned to the study room. On the desk, the documents were neatly stacked by category.He picked out a thin volume from a stack of documents and flipped through it.
"...The endorsement was rejected?" Early in the morning, Yan Zhao was still lying in bed with sleepy eyes, "Why? They think my endorsement fee is too expensive?"
"No, I thought about it carefully. In the past, for the sake of exposure, I received too many endorsements for you." Song Jing said, "We are not [-] lines anymore, and we focus on quality. You pushed it, so as not to lower your commercial value."
"Well, thank you Sister Song." Yan Zhao asked, "Then I don't have a schedule this morning?"
Song Jing: "Yes, haven't you woken up yet? You had a hard time filming yesterday, so take a rest."
Yan Zhao was flattered: "Oh, yes."
In the past when he was sick, Song Jing would only tell him not to delay the filming, why did he still care about him today?
Song Jing sent him the latest schedule, Yan Zhao looked at it, and it was much more relaxed than before, and most of the shooting was concentrated during the day, and the night time was much less.
Yan Zhao stretched her waist, got up to wash, exercise and practice singing.In the afternoon, he has a cooking class due.
Yes, cooking, he who has not been in the kitchen for more than 20 years will learn to cook today!And this is because Song Jing accepted a gourmet variety show "Star Food" for him. As a flying guest, he wanted to go in and show it once.
At that time, Yan Zhao refused: "I only know how to make instant noodles, boiled water, tomato instant noodles, milk instant noodles, and cola instant noodles, too?"
Song Jing persuaded: "Do you think that the guests in the past know how to cook? It's not a temporary learning. We will not set up a chef for you. You can find a recipe and learn a few tricks yourself. It's really not possible. It’s okay to play as a vase.”
Yan Zhao frowned: "But it has a live broadcast, and I don't know anything. Isn't it to recruit black people by going up?"
Song Jing thought it made sense, thought for a while, and suggested: "You can take the dark cooking route, be sincere and attract fans."
Yan Zhao: "..."
No way, what else can I learn.
As soon as Shen Yuanting opened the door, a puff of gray smoke rushed out.
Wang Zai ran fast, yelled "meow woo woo", grabbed his trousers and dragged him into the room.
Shen Yuanting frowned, and walked in quickly, only to see a layer of gray smoke hovering around the ceiling, and the range hood was loud, and it was too late to suck away all the black smoke that kept coming out.And at the source of the smoke, in the misty kitchen, a figure could be seen faintly.
Yan Zhao coughed violently, and hastily turned off the fire. The knife-edged peppers in the pot had lost their original redness and turned into a mass of crisp coke.
Shen Yuanting: "...what are you doing?"
Yan Zhao covered his mouth and nose: "I'm cooking..." Thinking that this kind of behavior doesn't seem worthy of being called cooking, Yan Zhao changed his words: "Burn the house..."
Shen Yuanting: "..."
With sudden pain in his temples, Shen Yuanting sighed: "Come out first, don't get smoked."
Yan Zhao let out a "huh" and walked out of the kitchen, but his eyes were already smudged red, and there were still some tears in the corners of his eyes.
He obviously made it according to the recipe, why did he turn it into a fire scene...
Shen Yuanting opened all the windows on the first floor, and when the smoke cleared away, he went to the kitchen to see what Yan Zhao had done.
The cooking table was in a mess, with a few wilted vegetable leaves scattered, the egg liquid splashed out, and the bowl was piled with Cthulhu-style pieces of meat. Shen Yuanting knew that he couldn't put it in the pot at a glance.
Thinking about the ingredients, Shen Yuanting asked, "Do you want to make boiled pork slices?"
"En. The program team requested it." Yan Zhao said.He called the director and asked if he could make instant noodles, but of course he was called back mercilessly.
The kitchen has always been used only by Shen Yuanting, the countertop is always bright and tidy, but now it is a mess.
Yan Zhao was a little embarrassed, and went up to put the seasoning bottle back in place.
The kitchen was so messed up, Shen Yuanting felt a little headache.Seeing that figure from behind, he couldn't get angry.
He had seen this scene a long time ago.At that time, Yu Wei was still living at home and was a gentle mother.When my aunt asked for leave, she cooked the food herself.With her hair tied up and a pink apron on, she cut and shredded the ingredients step by step according to the recipe, and finally was frightened by the crackling oil and hid behind the pot lid, not even daring to turn off the fire.
Sauteed ingredients go in the trash, of course, but this tenderloin...
Yan Zhao held the bowl and asked Shen Yuanting, "Can it still be rescued?"
Shen Yuanting looked at the lump of meat suitable for mosaic, and said, "It's barely usable. You washed the knife."
Yan Zhao obeyed the order, washed the surface of the knife with running water, and handed the knife to Shen Yuanting.
Boss, come here.
Shen Yuanting didn't answer: "Aren't you going to cook boiled pork slices? I'll watch you come."
Yan Zhao doubted: "Are you sure? If I do it, I might have nothing to eat until nine o'clock in the evening."
"Are you going to learn it today?" Shen Yuanting rolled up his sleeves, showing his sharp arms, "When will you record the show?"
"This Friday afternoon."
"Time is enough."
Yan Zhao poured the meat back onto the cutting board and sliced it with the knife.The meat is creamy, soft yet tough. Yan Zhao cuts very slowly, but the meat always slips out of the knife.
I really want to chop this thing into mud!
Yan Zhao twitched the corner of his mouth, and the knife fell unsteadily, and the sharp blade cut off from the top, almost cutting his hand.
"What are you in a hurry for?" Shen Yuanting clasped his wrist, "Can you still be hungry if I'm here?"
The man's breath invaded, Yan Zhao's body froze, let Shen Yuanting cover his hands, and led him to form the slippery meat into a row, and when the knife fell, they immediately turned into moderately thick slices of meat.
Shen Yuanting demonstrated to him: "If you cut it like this, you won't get it right."
Yan Zhao lowered his eyes and did not respond.
Why... feels a little strange.Like a fish vomits an air bubble in calm water, the air bubble floats up slowly, and when it reaches the water surface, it suddenly bursts.
Shen Yuanting: "Yan Zhao?"
Yan Zhao came back to his senses: "Ah... right?"
Seeing that his movements were correct, Shen Yuanting let go of his hand, but still stood behind him.
While handling the ingredients, Yan Zhao sighed: "I used to think that cooking was difficult, but when I actually did it, I realized that it was more difficult than I imagined."
Shen Yuanting said: "You are just not proficient, just practice more."
"Really, how long have you practiced to reach this level?"
"Look at the knife, not me. More than ten years."
Yan Zhao worked backwards according to Shen Yuanting's age, and did the math: "Then you started doing it in high school."
Shen Yuanting said lightly: "En. I started renting a house at that time."
"You're really amazing..." Yan Zhao sensed that he didn't want to say more, so he didn't ask.
Under the supervision of Shen Juju, Yan Zhao finally finished a pot of boiled pork slices, and when he finally poured hot oil on it, he felt a sense of accomplishment in his heart.
After Yan Zhao washed his hands, he took the medicine and wiped off the small wounds on his hands that were splashed with oil. Looking at the time, it was already seven o'clock, and Shen Yuanting was still cooking other dishes.
Yan Zhao moved over guiltily: "If you fry this cabbage, don't make it."
Shen Yuanting cut vegetables quickly: "Soon. You go and scoop up the rice."
Yan Zhao said "Oh", served two bowls of rice, and ran to help Shen Yuanting, but at his level, he was only assigned to pass salt and soy sauce to the boss.
He used to think that Shen Yuanting was awesome, but now that he cooked a meal himself, Shen Yuanting was a shining Super Saiyan in his eyes.
Yan Zhao stared at Shen Yuanting cutting vegetables, watching, his eyes slipped from the white blade to the hand holding the knife, and then moved to his thin and strong forearm.Shen Yuanting's skin was so pale that he hadn't seen the light all year round, with cyan blood vessels faintly visible, and he was a little inexplicably sexy.
Yan Zhao: "..."
Wait, what was he thinking, sexy? ? ?He has been solo for so long that even men don't want to let him go? ! !
There was a crisp "pop".
Shen Yuanting turned his head and frowned, "Why did you beat yourself?"
Yan Zhao covered his cheeks, and said vaguely, "I'm starving and dizzy, sober up."
Shen Yuanting: "...?"
Shen Yuanting's cooking skills can be said to be proficient. It took Yan Zhao an hour to cook a boiled pork slice, and Shen Yuanting finished vinegared cabbage, braised eggplant and Kung Pao chicken in half an hour.
Yan Zhao tasted what he made first, in a word, bah.
Taste Shen Yuanting's cooking again, woo woo woo, it's so delicious that I shed tears.
Yan Zhao even wanted to set up a monument for the tenderloin. It was dead, and his dignity as a meat would be trampled on by him. It was too miserable.
Seeing that Shen Yuanting had picked up a piece of boiled pork, Yan Zhao hurriedly stopped it: "It's not tasty, don't try it." Even Wang Zai didn't serve the table to smell the meat, so it can be seen how disgusting cats are in this pot of boiled pork!
Shen Yuanting didn't listen to him, put the meat into his mouth, paused at the first bite, and then swallowed it without changing expression.
Shen Yuanting took a sip of ice water: "The meat is old, and there are too many peppers."
Fuck, Shen Juju is very loyal!
"Improve it next time, improve it next time..." Yan Zhao folded his hands together and apologized. Seeing Shen Yuanting clamping it again, he grabbed the basin, "Okay, don't eat it!"
Shen Yuanting stared at him for a while, then retracted his chopsticks.
Yan Zhao put the boiled pork slices in the kitchen: "Let it absorb the essence of the sun and the moon."
Shen Yuanting: "It won't become more delicious."
Yan Zhao: "..." Sometimes he thinks Shen Yuanting is super nice, and sometimes he wants to beat him.
Yan Zhao said dejectedly: "Yes, I just made it so bad that I couldn't even put it on the plate."
Shen Yuanting smiled: "It's okay, I will supervise your practice until the dishes you cook are ready to eat."
Yan Zhao humbly asked: "What is the concept of being able to enter...?"
Shen Yuanting: "In terms of points...percentage system, ninety points."
Yan Zhao: "..." Shen Juju is really strict.
Wang Zai is a cat who likes to watch TV and watches "Tom and Jerry" every day.As soon as Wang Zai called, Shen Yuanting put the disc for him and watched it with him in the living room, and Yan Zhao was used to playing games on the sofa every day, so the living room after dinner would refresh the scene of a family of three from time to time.
After Yan Zhao ate a handful of chicken, Song Jing suddenly tapped him on WeChat, asking him to forward Elegante's latest Weibo.
Yan Zhao’s tuba was originally for Song Jingguan, but he asked for it again these days, otherwise the Starchaser app will remind fans that your cutie is online, and fans will happily guess what idol is doing again , but I don’t know that only Aidou’s manager and Aidou’s Weibo account are online. This truth is too bleak!
The comments and private messages were very lively. Yan Zhao took a look and found out that the promotional advertisement for Elegante was released last time.
Yan Zhao posted on Weibo and clicked on the video to watch. Elegante is indeed a high-end brand. After editing and post-editing, the advertisement is very high-end and the effect is very good, that is...
Yan Zhao dragged the video to the end, and several scenes showing the ring flashed alternately. There were close-ups of his finger, touching the ring and kissing the ring, but there was no scene of him holding the ring.
"Where is my favorite scene?" Yan Zhao murmured, the action of grabbing the ring was brought up by a flash of inspiration when he was reading the script, and the director praised him, why didn't he show up?
Shen Yuanting held a book in one hand, and paused for a moment with the hand scratching Wang Zai's chin.
"Meow!" Wang Zai yelled in dissatisfaction, got off Shen Yuanting's lap, and ran to Yan Zhao's side to nest.
As long as the people who have worked with him, Yan Zhao's mobile phone has their contact information. After asking politely, the director said: "This... has not been reviewed."
Yan Zhao was stunned: "??? I didn't do anything???"
Mentioning this director made him angry, and he scolded: "That's right, the recent censorship standards have become more and more strange. The neighbor next door has already passed the naked ones. What's wrong with Xiaoyan wearing a ring? It's just that the censors themselves have a problem with their thinking!"
The topic gradually became dangerous, Yan Zhao hurriedly said: "It's okay, just cut it as soon as you cut it, and the effect is very good now, be more innocent."
"Haha." The director smiled, "Did you read the comments, your fans are now saying they want to marry you."
Yan Zhao also laughed: "They will find someone better than me."
Idol said so, do fans agree?
[Zhaozhao is number one in the world! ! ! 】
[Flying Immortals Outside the Sky! ! ! 】
[Zhaozhao the male god of the universe! ! ! 】
In the fan groups of Salt Soda, the 999th Rainbow Fart Contest is in full swing. Fans are actively and enthusiastically, and they are bound to shoot beautiful farts, excellent farts and ingenious farts!
[[Picture] This angle, this jaw line, perfect, should be registered as a world cultural heritage! 】
[The arsonist of the heart has started again, I want to arrest him! ! ! 】
[Hello everyone, I am the ring, my brother's finger bones are made of Xue Ning's jade, I am so happy. [shy]]
[Wake up, you have been returned to the director team [狗头]]
Compared with the frenzied operation of the Salt Soda Rainbow Fart Production Center, the reactions of passers-by are calmer, but most of them are praises. Occasionally, there will be remarks like "Elegante is also depraved, and she actually invited traffic to speak for it", But soon they were overwhelmed by the face-licking reposts.
The promotional advertisement has been successful, and the next step is to see how much sales can be driven.
At the same time that Elegante's new ring started pre-sale, Yan Zhao also went to the recording set of "Star Food".
This is an indoor variety show. In addition to the two hosts, the regular guests include five chefs from different regions.
The director also knows that there are no twists and turns in just cooking and eating, so two flying guests will be invited in each episode, and the chef will act as a judge to evaluate the dishes prepared by the guests on the spot and choose a more delicious dish.Because it is a live broadcast, the real strength of the guests is also exposed under the camera, which is also one of the highlights of the show.
As soon as the live broadcast started, many netizens started to use barrage.
[I pressed a pack of spicy strips and it didn't taste good. 】
[Press five packs!Unpalatable! 】
[Every time the traffic comes to cook, there will be no delicious meal...It's all for show...]
[Teacher Jiang in front is not convinced! 】
[Yes, the old actors are doing pretty well, and there are not many little fresh meats who really know how to cook]
[I show up!Zhao Zhao is also working hard on her looks today! 】
[I eat all the charcoal that Zhaobao makes! 】
[The salt soda in front is too hard? ! 】
"Did Wanzi come?" Yan Zhao asked after walking around the backstage.
The director wearing a mask explained: "Mr. Maruko's schedule has been bumped, and it has been pushed to the next issue...Hey, why hasn't Teacher Ding come yet? Xiao Liu, you go and rush!"
"Come here!" A soprano sounded, and a woman in a chef's uniform and a chef's hat pushed the door in.
Ding Ziwei is a famous chef in China. She has recorded many food variety shows and also shares food vlogs from time to time. She has millions of fans on Weibo.Unlike some Internet celebrity bloggers who can only display dishes, she is really skilled. Just the knife skills she showed, Yan Zhao thought about it, and among the people she knew, only Shen Yuanting could stand shoulder to shoulder with her.
Ding Ziwei is obviously a hot spot of this show, and the barrage suddenly swipes the screen like crazy:
[Fuck, it's Miss Ding! 】
[This time it's something to watch!Wait for Sister Ding to show off her skills! 】
[Bumping into Ding Ziwei, some people are miserable, public execution]
[Salt sodas pay attention, maintain harmony and automatically hurdle! 】
Ding Ziwei put the big box on the table, rubbed his shoulders, and stretched out his hand to Yan Zhao: "You are my opponent today? You are so handsome!"
Yan Zhao shook hands with her and said with a smile, "Mr. Ding, my name is Yan Zhao. Teacher has prepared the kitchen utensils again?"
Ding Ziwei smiled: "Yo ho, do you recognize me?"
Yan Zhao said, "I saw your video when I was learning how to cook."
Ding Ziwei is cheerful, and soon chatted with Yan Zhao.The director intervened between the two of them: "It's such a hilarious chat, why don't you go and record 'Speak Hard'?"
"Speak harshly" is a link in the show, where guests need to provoke their opponents and brag about themselves. This is also one of the links that netizens especially like. After all, here, you can see a large number of flags and face-slapping warnings.
Yan Zhao sat on the chair, thought for a while, and said, "Before the recording, I actually thought about something. Teacher Wanzi and I pecked at each other, and with the special effects in post-production, we can pretend to be a dragon and a tiger fighting, but you suddenly changed your opponent. , makes it difficult for me."
The director didn't think it was a big deal when he watched the excitement: "Hahaha, then imagine what Teacher Ding would say about you?"
"Based on my experience watching her vlog..." Yan Zhao stroked his chin and smiled disdainfully, "It's all over with one knife."
"One knife and it's over" is Ding Ziwei's famous saying. It first appeared in the video of her cooking turtle stew. Facing the freshly caught turtle, she said "one knife and it's over". ruler.Since then, all the ingredients that need to be slaughtered on the spot will get her words, "It's all done with one knife."
Fans who watched her video had already brushed up this sentence on the barrage, but they didn't expect it to be read out by Yan Zhao.
【Mom, why is this person reading my barrage? 】
[Hahahahaha, it's okay to be self-defeating, are you a turtle? 】
[Really watched the VLOG, thought he was being polite with Sister Ding]
[This expression imitates to the essence, especially the sneer, it's the same]
[Some fans are too big-faced, dare to brag about their acting skills with just a word? 】
[Some people have eaten explosives? ? ? 】
After a little fuss, the show officially began.The theme this time is Sichuan cuisine. After the five chefs finished cooking their own dishes, it was Yan Zhao and Ding Ziwei's turn to play.The host and other guests did not stay in their seats, but went to the kitchen to watch them cook.
Ding Ziwei is worthy of being a capable person. There is no pause between chopping vegetables, cutting meat, seasoning and frying. After finishing the previous step, her hands have automatically reached out to the ingredients and tools needed for the next step.
And Yan Zhao...although his speed was a bit slower, his cooking skills were surprisingly good? !
The program team has invited many celebrity guests, as mentioned in the barrage, most of the cooking skills are very worrying, and although Yan Zhao is not very good, he is still at a normal cooking level.
Host: "Does Xiaoyan usually cook at home?"
"Don't do it, this is to let the judges stop eating dark dishes. I worked overtime and learned it temporarily." Yan Zhao raised his head, facing the camera and said seriously, "I will officially tell the audience friends across the country that I don't know how to cook. I don't even eat apples at home because I don't want to peel them."
[Grass, this reason is too real. 】
[Zhaozhao, stop your self-explosion behavior, the salty soda will let you out hahaha! 】
[I, I, I, I can peel apples!I can also cut a little rabbit! 】
[Can the program group invite less actors?This is a food variety show, don't come if you don't know how to cook! 】
[Temporary learning is okay, I think it looks good]
[You also know that this is a variety show, not a regular food show, OK?Food, the previous chefs have already prepared it for you, and now this session is for everyone to have fun, don't you want to lose your appetite here? 】
The host laughed: "I have also discussed with several teachers. Many young guests on our show are not very good at cooking."
Yan Zhao said while cutting the meat: "As far as the circle around me is concerned, they are all too busy. It is normal to only eat one meal a day when they are spinning around. They really don't have the energy and time to cook... But I have a My friend is very good at cooking, and he taught me this dish."
The host asked keenly: "Oh? Would it be convenient to reveal the identity of Zhao Zhao's friend?"
Yan Zhao: "He's not an insider, so I won't say anything."
The host regretted: "Okay..."
While waiting for the oil to boil, Yan Zhao asked, "Can I have a word with him?"
The host encouraged: "Say it."
Yan Zhao faced the camera and blinked: "I'm sorry, I let you accompany me to eat so many failed boiled pork slices, maybe you don't want to eat this dish anymore, anyway, I don't want to eat it recently."
【It’s true love to accompany you to try dishes, I really want to know who that person is QAQ】
[Everyone remember to stay away from Zhaozhao's life and give Zhaozhao his private space... although I also care about it (.]
[Deliberately pretending to be hardworking, vomit]
[Heizi is so annoying? ? ?If you want to make a noise, can you get out, passers-by just want to eat! ! ! 】
Ding Ziwei was done very quickly, Yan Zhao was slower and finished the dishes 3 minutes before the end of the countdown.
They put the finished product on the judging table, and the photographer gave a close-up of the two people's dishes.Both dishes are fiery and garnished with tender green scallions.
Immediately, a sunspot jumped out:
[Yan Zhao's craftsmanship, emmmmm]
【There is no harm without comparison, and it is unpalatable to look at】
[Mr. Ding's character has been lowered, tsk tsk]
The salt soda was indignant, they hadn't eaten it yet, so why did they assert that Yan Zhao's cooking was not tasty?Because you don't like it, can you directly deny other people's achievements?
They were about to refute, but they saw on the screen that Ding Ziwei took a piece of meat from Yan Zhao's bowl, chewed it a few times, and his eyes lit up: "En, it's delicious."
Several chefs also praised: "It tastes good, very good."
"The presentation is a bit off, but Xiaoyan is not open either.
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