Dressed as cannon fodder to marry into a wealthy family

As the hanged ghost walked, he explained to Yan Zhao the requirements of the haunted house, such as: no physical contact with tourists, timid tourists so don't chase them, and...be careful of being beaten.

Yan Zhao: "..."

"Do you know why the headless ghost has no head? He was beaten out of the shadows by tourists before, and he never wants to see the faces of tourists." The hanged ghost patted him on the shoulder, "If you can't hold on, remember to shout, we will come to save you."

Yan Zhao: "I didn't expect it to be a dangerous job..."

The hanged ghost led him into the haunted house. At this time, the lights in the house were still on, but just like that, there was still a gloomy atmosphere inside.

The hanged ghost drew a space for him: "You can run anywhere from here." He waved his arms, and pointed to the cabinet next to the wall with a row of skulls hanging: "That's your home, these skulls come from here." From left to right, they are called Xiaohong Xiaohua and Amei, and they were all beautiful girls in their previous lives."

Yan Zhao: Don't make such a strange setting!

Yan Zhao asked, "What's the name of the character I'm playing, and what's the background?"

When he was acting, he often thought about the biographies of the characters. Now even if he is a ghost, he also wants to be a dedicated ghost!

The hanged ghost pondered for a while, then rubbed his chin: "Your name is Xiaoyan, you used to be a star, you were killed by the director and you threw your body here."

Yan Zhao: "???"

Director: "Cut this part out for me."

The hanged ghost gave Yan Zhao another few minutes of induction training, which probably imitated the groundhog's "ahhhhhh—" a few times, and then it was over.

"You are a teacher." The hanged ghost stuck out his tongue, "It is our highest mission to scare more tourists and prevent them from coming to this place again."

Yan Zhao: "Didn't the haunted house close down?"

"..." The hanged ghost looked into the distance with a solemn expression, "Okay, let's go to work."

The space of the haunted house is small, and it is not easy for the cameraman to move around, so he fixed high-definition equipment in a few corners, waiting to take pictures of Yan Zhao's frightening whole process.

There are many videos of celebrities being frightened by ghosts. Have you ever seen celebrities scaring people like ghosts?

After opening, the first batch of customers came soon.

Yan Zhao hid in the cabinet, which also had monitoring equipment, so he could clearly see the situation around the corner, so he could run out immediately to scare people.

As the first screams started, the haunted house became a burrow for groundhogs, and people screamed and ghosts mixed together, one after another.

In the monitoring, the two young ladies walked the fastest. They held each other's arms and stared straight ahead, almost running. I have to say that this is a smart way. Except for Voldemort who has the privilege to grab tourists' ankles, other ghosts They only dare to show their teeth and claws in front of them.

Here it comes, ghost life's first business encounter!

Yan Zhao held his breath, seized the time, and jumped out of the cabinet when the young lady passed by the skeleton graveyard!

The little sister walked quickly: "Fuck, this ghost is out of the closet, awesome!"

Yan Zhao: "???" What the hell, you can eat and talk nonsense! ! !

Frightening failed, Yan Zhao hid in the cabinet again, waiting for the next visitor.

Fortunately, there are very few tourists with rough nerves, and soon he harvested the first batch of ghost-born heads, and his acting skills as ghosts became more and more perfect.Well, usually children.

So you adults, for the sake of children's mental health, don't bring them here to scare them! ! !

A voice came from the headset: "It's almost time for the changing of the guard, Xiaoyan, do you want to come and rest?"

Yan Zhao has scared 18 people to tears, and is going to make persistent efforts, and withdraw after 20 scares.He wiped the sweat from his forehead: "I'll play for a while."

"It's addicting to be a ghost!" the director complained.

"Lao Yang, his side is going too smoothly, editing is not easy." The assistant director reminded that the sponsors can specifically ask them to praise them...

The director let out a "tsk", scratched his hair, and directed the group performers: "Plan No. [-] is activated, the brats go!"

The group performers acted immediately.

After watching Yan Zhao, the director went to watch other people's progress.Prince Ning Yunfan's handsome appearance attracted a group of little girls to express their desire to take a photo with him; Qiu Chengtian was sweating profusely from catching dogs that tourists smuggled in; It's also airtight, he has to rest for half an hour, otherwise he won't be able to hold on; Wu Miaozhu looks sweet and cute, and many tourists want her to take him to play...

"Wait, why did Ling Xiao leave the post! Why did he run away?!!!" The director shouted, "Photography, what's going on?"

The cameraman is carrying the camera: "Mr. Ling said to expand the market!"

Tonima's market? ! !Can you obediently complete the task? ? ?Forget it, it doesn't matter if there is a hit, anyway, whether the response is good or bad, he will bear it himself-hey, wait!

"How did he go to the haunted house!!!" the director roared.

"Look at me getting through both human and ghost!" Ling Xiao jumped like a wild dog with a small vegetable basket on his shoulders.

When the staff of the haunted house saw him, they didn't stop him and let him in alone.

Then Yan Zhao saw a familiar figure appearing in the surveillance, followed by the photographer brother.

His mission completed?Yan Zhao was a little surprised, but then he focused again, ready to have a warm reunion with Ling Xiao.

There is a way to heaven if you don't go, but there is no way to hell you break in!

"Hahahaha, the Givenchy lambskin painted by the female ghost just now, the light is too dark, I'm not sure..."

Ling Xiao's laughing voice gradually approached, Yan Zhao suddenly pushed open the door, ventured outside, and said the lines: "Keep your head!"

"Come here!" Ling Xiao pushed the photographer brother forward, "I'll give you the passing money!"

Yan Zhao: "..."

The cameraman had a look of lovelessness on his face, and he didn't know how many times he was raped by Ling Xiao along the way...

Yan Zhao patted his elder brother on the shoulder: "It's fine, let's go."

Ling Xiao: "This is the end, why are you not professional at all?"

Yan Zhao said viciously, "Cry for me!"

Ling Xiao clenched his hands into fists, moved them under his eyes to pretend to cry, and actually squeezed out two tears: "Ah, I'm so strong, I'm going to change my career to acting."

Yan Zhao said to the camera blankly, "19."

Director: "This Xibei product doesn't count!!!"

Ling Xiao looked at Yan Zhao's makeup: "This makeup is so good, I can't even recognize who you are."

Yan Zhao glanced at the small basket he was carrying: "I still recognize you, have you given the apple to Snow White yet?"

Ling Xiao sighed: "No, why don't everyone like apples anymore, big crispy and sweet apples are easy to deceive, and one only costs 20 yuan."

Ling Xiao was restless, he looked around, walked to Yan Zhao's cabinet, and touched the skull: "Why does it still have a flower on its head?"

Yan Zhao said quietly: "This is the dowry that A Mei got before she died."

Ling Xiao took a step back, clasped his fists and said, "Girl, what an offense just now, I offended you!"

Ling Xiao opened the cabinet and took a look inside: "Okay, I knew there was a mystery inside, you little devils are really bad!"

Seeing Ling Xiao crawling into the cabinet, Yan Zhao went up to grab him and said, "What are you doing, this is my place!"

Ling Xiao shrank in: "It's okay, big brother, squeeze, I'll help you scare people."

Yan Zhao hugged his chest and thought for a while: "Oh. I understand."

Ling Xiao: "That's right, I'm very witty."

director:"???"

What charades are you playing, tell me? !

The cabinet looks narrow, but it's actually quite spacious, and Yan Zhao and Ling Xiao didn't feel crowded inside.

Yan Zhao looked at the screen, and the light from the screen brightened his eyes: "Here we come, a man and a woman."

Ling Xiao rubbed his chin: "Little couple, okay, I like it."

The young couple approached slowly. In the dark cemetery, there was the whistling sound of the wind blowing by, and occasionally a woman-like mournful moan could be heard.

There are more and more white bones under the feet, and props emerge from the sides or top of the wall from time to time...

"Hee hee." A girl's voice came from all around, "My flower, where are you?"

"Oh my God! Ah Mei has spoken!" Ling Xiao said in shock, "Isn't she a yellow and white pink skeleton?"

Yan Zhao: "He is cold and white, his bones are naturally colored."

The girl hugged her boyfriend's arm tightly: "I'm so scared!"

The boy trembled: "I'm really scared too..."

"Squeak." A prop door on the wall opened, and a prosthetic hand slowly stretched out.

The young lovers were yelling crazily, when they heard a "bang", a cabinet with a skeleton hanging beside them opened!

A gap ghost grabbed a rough guy and jumped out, blocking their way!

Yan Zhao strangled Ling Xiao's neck with his elbow: "Today I will kill you and marry you to A Mei!"

"No! Help me!" Ling Xiao stretched out his hand to them, with a pained expression and tears in his eyes.

The young couple's legs and feet were weak, and they hugged into a ball. They were all extra performers invited by the program group, but they were free personnel who were assigned to the "Wander around as you please" group, and they didn't know what would happen inside.

Yan Zhao's hand wandered around Ling Xiao's head: "Your head is quite round, which just complements A Mei's flat head."

"Don't... stand there stupidly... I'm going to be strangled to death." Ling Xiao coughed and said, "Come and save me!"

The road was blocked, and the young couple couldn't get out. The girl said, "What should we do?"

Ling Xiao passed the shopping basket forward: "This apple of mine was brought from the Vatican, and it has been illuminated by the Pope. You only need to press the switch, and its holy light can purify this evil spirit!"

Director's group: "Fuck??? Forced buying and strong selling!"

The girl trembled and went forward to grab the apple lamp, Ling Xiao shouted: "Wait!"

The girl broke down and said, "What's wrong?!"

Ling Xiao stretched out his hand: "20 yuan."

girl:"……"

The faint light illuminated the dark room, Yan Zhao let go of Ling Xiao, covering his face, his body swayed, but he did not move away from the road.

Girl: "Why isn't he dead yet?!"

Yan Zhao was as angry as silk: "Without tears, I will not die..."

The girl suddenly realized and angrily pinched her boyfriend's arm.The boy burst into tears, and Yan Zhao rolled weakly into the cabinet.

Ling Xiao made a sign of the cross: "You saved the world."

Yan Zhao tapped on the camera and reminded: "20."

"Happy cooperation!" Yan Zhao and Ling Xiao clapped their hands and continued to squat.

Director: "..." Damn, I'm going to kill these two sand sculptures.

The director roared: "Why hasn't the bear group arrived yet?!"

A voice came from the headset: "It's here, it's here, it's already in!"

Ling Xiao said: "Zhao Zhao, did you make it? The makeup on your face doesn't last very well, it's all gone."

Yan Zhao fanned the wind with his hand: "I sweat so much."

Ling Xiao took advantage of the faint light of the screen to look at it, Yan Zhao's forehead hair was wet, sticking to his forehead, and his neck was also dripping with sweat.

"This place is quite stuffy..." Ling Xiao rolled up his long sleeves.In order to ensure the horror effect, the haunted house has a cool breeze, but it is warmer than the freezing outside.The actors pretending to be ghosts are bouncing around here, which is quite tiring.

After a while, two children came from not far away, and an adult stood by their side.

"Be careful." Yan Zhao poked Ling Xiao with his elbow, "Let's move people with love."

Ling Xiao made an "OK" gesture.

The children walked to the edge of the cemetery, and when the operator of the props pressed a button, the fake door opened and the fake hand appeared.

"Wow!" the little boy screamed, and the tears that had been stored for a long time rolled out of his eyes.

Yan Zhao who was about to open the door: "..." Wouldn't it be better not to go out now?

The director covered his face: "I'm about to cry..."

The assistant director said awkwardly: "Children, it's not easy to control emotions."

"It doesn't matter!" The director said to the group, "Proceed according to the original plan."