Rational discussion, who is the stupidest brother [Comprehensive British and American]

"Cute kid? New Chaoying?"

Leopard Girl's voice came from the prison opposite the clown, she was trying to show the clown her hotness through the cell door and corridor, and asked for information by the way.

"Is it the person who poked a hole in you yesterday and sent you back?"

Although she wanted to inquire about information—given that Leopard Girl's abilities were all focused on lethality, even if she didn't know anything about high-tech products, she still couldn't handle the high-tech surveillance equipment produced by Wayne Group.Since being thrown into Arkham by Batman, her news channels have been severely restricted, and she has to find ways to get information from other Arkham lunatics on a daily basis—but Leopard Girl's words still unconsciously include Indescribable sarcasm.

It’s not that Leopard Girl is a scum who takes advantage of people and doesn’t have a good attitude (Leopard Girl: I am! I really am!), but that this group of lunatics in Arkham basically can’t chat well when they speak normally .

All the criminals in Akamli were the most vicious and insane criminals in Gotham. This kind of place would only think that the detention was not tight enough, and would not provide them with any channels for entertainment and outside information.

Criminals want to escape from prison when they are bored, but the escape is not successful every time, and if they succeed, they will be thrown back by Batman or Robin in all likelihood.When there is no way to escape, the only thing they can use to pass the boring time is to chat with each other.

however……

Again, all the prisons in Arkham are super criminals!

Here you can find the spokesperson of any negative adjective in the world, such as insane, inhuman, rebellious, narcissistic, etc., but you can't find any attributes that can promote harmonious coexistence between people.

Even though their attributes are all committed to committing crimes, their attributes also determine that there is absolutely no possibility of peaceful coexistence between them.There are occasional cooperations, but a backhanded knife after cooperation is the norm.

Even if they chat with each other, it's just mocking each other.

Arkham is still standing strong in Gotham, I really want to thank the Wayne Group for tirelessly providing the latest technology!

"roll!"

Before the clown could react, Harley, who lived in the prison next door to the clown, was the first to be furious, and pouted a piece of chewing gum at Leopard.

The chewing gum flew out from between the railings on Harry's cell door, drew a perfect parabola in the air, and then fell in front of Leopard Girl's cell door with a snap.

The leopard girl giggled and winked at the clown, not paying attention to Harry.

"Dear Mr. Clown, your clown seems to be jealous~"

From Leopard Girl's voice to Harley's rage, the clown has been fascinated by the picture on the PAD... Orm in the picture, and controlled the camera at the main entrance of Arkham Asylum to adjust the angle, so that the clown who had stood outside the door for a while The beauty of his "little cutie" is displayed on the PAD screen in all directions without blind spots.

Addicted to it, unable to extricate themselves.

What's more interesting is that from the time he was thrown back to Arkham last night until now, he hadn't found any news about the blond cutie at all.

Absolutely not!

There is no trace at all!

In this era of the Internet for All, under the influence of the rapid dissemination of information and the ubiquitous Internet, no matter who you are, no matter how anonymous you are, or carefully sweeping away traces, as long as you have lived on the earth, it is impossible for you to be completely innocent. leave no trace.Even those undocumented people living in special areas are the same.

But the blonde cutie did it!This piqued the clown's keen interest.

And the Aquaman who appeared with the blond cutie, it is hard not to remind the clown of the undersea kingdom that has recently proclaimed their existence to the world with its sudden rise - Atlantis!

So, it makes sense.

The clown's fingers touched the PAD screen, stroking the face of "his blond cutie" back and forth, with increasing strength, and the smile on the clown's face became more and more perverted.

"Did you feel that I miss you...Little cutie..."

After repeated teasing but failed to get any response, Leopard Girl spoke again unwillingly:

"Ha! So what if you defend him desperately? Harley—it seems that your dear clown doesn't care about you at all, and he has a new love! The new love seems to be in his hands, Harley, do you want to consider tearing it up? crush his new love-"

There was a disdainful smile on the corner of Leopard Girl's mouth, and there was a faint hiss in her voice, like a seductive and fallen snake in the Garden of Eden.

"—maybe you can save your Mr. Clown..."

"To shut up!"

The clown suddenly scolded and interrupted Leopard Girl.

Harley sneered unceremoniously, and looked mockingly at Leopard Girl from head to toe, and then from foot to head, with a bright line written on her face - just your IQ?Still dare to sow discord?Silly X!

Leopard Girl opened her mouth, then closed it angrily, not daring to provoke the clown anymore.

She's locked up in Arkham as a super-criminal, but not every super-criminal is as good as the Joker.

At least, she can't.

She once stole the artifact left by the Cheetah Goddess in the world, thereby stealing a sliver of the Cheetah Goddess' divine power, and became a superpower above ordinary people.It's a pity that he was caught by Batman and taken into Arkham for killing people for fun, and lost his freedom.

But clowns are different.It is very difficult for the leopard girl, and the prison escape is possible only with the help of other criminals, but for the clown, it is as easy as visiting a garden.

Leopard Girl doesn't want to anger the Joker if it is not necessary.

Even if she is a murderous criminal, she doesn't want to provoke a lunatic like the clown!

***

Outside Arkham Asylum.

Aum, Arthur, and Dick suddenly raised their heads and looked at the camera above the gate of the madhouse. Just now, the camera turned at a strange angle, and they were absolutely right!

Seeing what the three of them saw, the camera simply turned and took Aum from head to toe carefully.

Seeing this, Aum frowned slightly, and asked Dick:

"Authentication?"

Aum intuitively felt that this kind of unscrupulous camera looking up and down did not seem to be produced by Batman.Even the turning movements are full of frivolous and perverted cameras, which is completely contrary to the style of Batman.

Looking at the camera that wanted to monitor Aum's measurements in detail, Dick twitched the corner of his mouth, suddenly feeling ominous.

"……no."

"That's it?" Orm raised an eyebrow.

"..."

Dick was too tired to speak.

Arkham He's been here countless times, but he swears!Never before has there been such a "warm welcome" from the Wayne Group Exclusively for Arkham surveillance cameras!

Not even Batman in Arkham has ever been there!

With his hair, he knew that some lunatic in Arkham was playing the devil again!

Seeing Dick's eyes full of tangled pain, he couldn't tell you where to start, do you really want to listen?Hearing this, he will feel as pained as I do. Aum didn’t ask any more questions, looked up at the dishonest camera and smiled, then said to Dick:

"O—K—I think I've guessed something interesting. Shall we go in?"

"...Am I acting so obvious?" Dick had deep doubts about himself.

"No." Aum shook his head mysteriously, "It's just that I had a good chat with Alfred last night."

Dick: "... this way."

Arthur followed Orm with a dazed face, at a loss.

What about brother and Dick?Is it really English?Why can't you understand?

Seeing the blond-haired cutie smiling through the camera, the clown covered his chest with a sigh, and said intoxicatedly:

"Ah-! Look at that brilliant blonde hair! Look at that sweet smile, Cupid's magic arrow must have pierced his heart and my heart! Gotham has a cutie, oh-ho-ho-- new cutie, blonde Small~cute~love~ his blond hair is sexier than a big bat's chin..."

"Blonde little-ke-love-? Excuse me, are you referring to me?"

Orm's voice suddenly appeared in the corridor outside the clown's prison door.

When the clown was clutching his heart and going crazy, Dick had clearly led Orm and Arthur into Arkham through the gate and went straight to the prison where the clown was held.

Before he reached the clown prison, Aum heard a hoarse and piercing voice singing words that seemed to be confessing his true feelings in an aria.

Hearing the sound, the clown suddenly turned around, and saw Aum standing outside the door, repeating his question again with a smile on his brows and eyes: "The blond little-ke-love-meaning me?"

"Yes!"

The clown answered without hesitation, and stared at Aum obsessively, and murmured:

"Look—how beautiful your blond hair is, the most beautiful color I've ever seen, even more charming than the sun and the moon, probably only the hair hidden under the helmet by the big bat can surpass..."

Orm & Arthur & Dick: "..."

Beep!crazy!

"...No, no, no! Don't get me wrong, little cutie!"

The clown suddenly changed his tune.

"Batman can't compare to you! Really! Believe me! How can that bat who always hides his beauty under a black painted helmet compare to your blonde hair!"

"My blonde hair?"

Aum asked softly, the arc of his smile getting wider and wider.

Dick moved quietly, away from Orm, and approached Arthur.

Even though he was very strong, he had no interest in staying in Aum's cold aura that was about to condense into ice.That's not called exercising yourself, but self-abuse!

"Your blond hair!"

The clown wanted to get close to Aum obsessively, and excitedly pressed his face against the cell door. The metal fence strangled his face into traces. His ridiculous behavior was filled with a perverted atmosphere.

"Your blond hair is the most suitable decoration on my neck that I have ever seen! Take off your face, it must become the most gorgeous..."

Dick moved again.

His intuition told him that if the clown continued to force him... the Lord of the Ocean would probably...

"elder brother!"

Orm suddenly grabbed Arthur's clothes, pointed at the clown and complained:

"He wants to kill me!"

Aum's reaction almost caught Dick's eyeballs.

As the eldest of the Wayne family, he really didn't expect that he would sue his brother!

incredible!

And - a little envious.

Arthur was stunned for a second by his brother grabbing his clothes and complaining about being coquettish, then he rolled up his sleeves and said aggressively, "Brother helps you kill this pervert first!"

Saying that, boyfriend... ahh!Arthur, who was overwhelmed by his brother's strength, stepped forward, picked up the trident, bang twice, and forcibly tore down the solid metal prison door!

In an instant, the alarm sounded throughout Arkham!

The author has something to say:

Aum: Brother!he bullies me!

Arthur: Brother!I will help you avenge!

Dick: ...the eyes hurt...

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Seeing that the little angels like to press their paws to leave messages, then ~ let's have a prize quiz ~

Q: Whose paw print is the cutest~?

The first little angel with the correct answer will be rewarded~