Rational discussion, who is the stupidest brother [Comprehensive British and American]

When the sun shines on Wayne Manor again, the superheroes who live in various parts of the manor wake up, or those who are well-dressed can make newspaper headlines at any time, or those who are casually dressed and yawning, all walk towards the living room in unison, expecting Alf Red's delicious breakfast.

However, when they arrived at their destination, what they saw was a staggering scene—Aum and Alfred were sitting on the sofa chatting happily, and the empty kettle on the coffee table in front of them , and judging from the pile of white porcelain plates that must have been filled with cookies from the smell, they probably talked for not an hour or two!

what happened?

A big question mark popped up in Chaoying's mind at the same time, even Bruce was no exception.

He didn't hear a word, didn't have any clues, and Batman, the alliance consultant, couldn't make an accurate judgment.

However, neither Orm nor Alfred seemed to have any intention of explaining.

After looking up and seeing the Chaoying group blocking the door, one of them said that they needed to wash up, and the other said that they were going to prepare breakfast, and Shi Shiran left the living room in tandem.

The Chaoying who were left at the door of the living room focused their attention on Arthur with the same goal——explain your brother's behavior, dear?

Arthur: "..." Why are you looking at me?Why doesn't anyone watch bats?Alfred is his butler!

After breakfast, Alfred stopped Dick who was about to send Damian to school.

When Damian just returned to Wayne's house for a week, all the men in Wayne's family unanimously passed the resolution to send this young master who grew up in the Assassin's League and just returned not long ago to an ordinary school.

In view of - Damian's concepts and ways of thinking in some aspects are not suitable for living in a modern city, and Robin who becomes Batman, it is obviously necessary for him to learn how to get along with ordinary people and how to integrate into collective life, And... don't think of ordinary people as weak chickens.

In Bruce's words, "If you can't see the world correctly and equally, and evaluate others, then you don't need to discuss other abilities, you are no longer qualified to be Robin."

After hearing this sentence, Damian picked up the admission application form that he had stepped under his feet a minute ago, and signed his name in the column of applicants with a tense face. Dick wondered whether he was signing an application for admission or a bond of slavery.

However, although Damian promised to go to school obediently every day and then return home obediently after school, Alfred discovered another problem three days after he went to school - whoever saw him go to school had a bunch of lethal props hidden on his body primary school students?

So the superheroes of Wayne's family added a fixed task every day besides night patrol, sending Damian to school, and by the way, ensuring that Damian was in addition to his clothes, school supplies and a few necessary things approved by Bruce. Except for small props for life-saving in emergencies, there will be nothing superfluous!

Baby Bruce said that aside from scandal and injuries, he didn't want to make headlines for his youngest son killing half of his schoolmates.

Dick also returned to Gotham for a temporary stay for this reason.

There is no way, Alfred is old after all, Bruce is too busy, Clark is soft-hearted and can't control Damian, and Tim is still studying by himself.

With the remaining two candidates, the youngest and the youngest, the men of the Wayne family voted Jason out of the range of candidates without any hesitation with a huge advantage of zero votes.

"I don't want to change the decoration of Wayne Manor because the Second Young Master and the Fourth Young Master have a big fight because of a disagreement." Alfred said.

And so, sending Damian to school had become a regular part of Dick's morning routine these days.

But today Alfred stopped Dick, saying that he would send Damian to school, and Dick's task was——

"Master Dick, Prince Aum would like to visit Gotham City to gain a better understanding." Alfred said while checking Damian's clothes today.

Improve understanding?

Increased understanding of what?

Ah Fu's words are endless, which is inexplicably a bit too much.

Dick felt that there seemed to be something hidden in Alfred's words.So he turned his questioning eyes to his new friend, Orm.

However, Aum smiled and said "Troublesome" to Dick, but had no intention of explaining in detail.

Fine!

Dick shrugged and said that since you want to maintain a sense of mystery, then of course I have to respect your wishes.

"Gotham is not a tourist city, and there are no particularly famous attractions. However, Gotham's architecture is very distinctive, typical Gothic style, and because Gotham has a long history, you can even see Gotham in different historical periods. Special architecture is very valuable if it is used for the study of Gothic style changes in different historical periods. It is not impossible to regard Gotham as an atypical Gothic style museum."

Dick crackled a long line to Om Amli before asking:

"Where do you want to start your tour, Orm?"

Aum smiled slightly, and said the answer he had planned for a long time:

"Arkham Asylum."

Dick: "..."

***

Arkham Asylum, one of the most famous buildings in Gotham, in some respects and in some respects, even surpassed Wayne Mansion and Wayne Manor.

Aum was standing outside the famous Arkham Asylum right now, with a large human-shaped tail behind him—his brother.

Arthur did not object to his well-behaved and cute younger brother who just fainted once yesterday and must be in a weak stage to visit Arkham, but he strongly urged Aum to take him as a bodyguard, otherwise he had many ways to prevent Aum from making the trip .

At that time, Arthur, who was clamoring for "spreading nonsense", and Om, who suddenly became enlightened after chatting with Alfred all night, was so happy that he didn't leave traces of love on his brother with the silver fork in his hand. Thoughts, just raised eyebrows undeniably, and asked: "Oh? Tell me?"

Arthur froze immediately.

He just... just casually... just talking, and didn't think about how to stop his brother from going to Arkham!At this time, shouldn't the younger brother directly agree to take him with him, why do you want him to talk about it in detail? ? ?

This doesn't fit the routine at all!

"I……"

Based on the principle of not losing face in front of his younger brother (← I have lost face countless times without knowing it), Arthur desperately turned his brain and blurted out:

"I'll puncture the tires on all the cars in Bruce's garage, and you won't be able to go out!"

"..."

The living room fell suddenly into an eerie silence.

Orm looked at Arthur with almost pity eyes, pointed to his back, and silently mouthed a word to him - "Bruce".

Bruce? !

Arthur turned around in horror!

Bruce was behind him? !

How much did Bruce hear? !

Why no one told him? !

"Didn't hear much." Bruce strode past Arthur and left the living room. He didn't even bother to give Arthur a look, leaving only a light sentence: "That is to say, you plan to puncture all the tires on my car." That's all. With progress, I actually know how to find a way, instead of rushing forward without thinking."

As for Clark and Arthur, two silly fellows, his lifelong wish is to hope that their heads are not just big ornaments around their necks!

Bruce thought sadly.

Watching Bruce leave, Arthur turned his head stiffly, and said to Dick nervously and incoherently:

"I... Bruce..."

He swallowed nervously.

"...Did you praise me just now?"

Orm & Dick: "..."

Just be happy!

Probably Arthur's large-scale live IQ show early in the morning made Aum feel a little sympathy for his brother. After all, he wore this big human tail.

So, now Orm, Arthur, and Dick stood in front of the bleak gate of Arkham Asylum, looking at each other.

"Is this Arkham Asylum?" Arthur asked.

Although he has known Bruce and joined the alliance for a long time, at most he has helped arrest criminals in Gotham a few times, and this is the first time he has seen him in Arkham Asylum.

"If it weren't for the crows hovering above my head, I would probably believe that this is a cemetery."

At last Arthur said something agreeable, Orm thought.

Briefly summarize the Arkham Asylum that Orm saw - bleak, gloomy, with a strong dark atmosphere, and... no guards? !

Hearing Aum's question, Dick touched his forehead, his face full of indescribable words.

"Remember the clown?"

"Of course." Aum nodded, a cold light flashed in his eyes.

That ugly one makes people despair of aesthetics, and almost blows up his brother's bastard!Aum will never forget in this life!

"The Joker is Gotham's most dangerous criminal, and he's in Arkham."

Dick felt that it was necessary for this Ocean Lord who insisted on visiting Gotham from Arkham to understand the danger of clowns!And the dangers of Arkham!

"What's dangerous about the Joker is not just that he's a criminal, he's a lunatic, but also that he's, to some extent, a master mind."

Orm raised his eyebrows high.

Dick: "Someone once tried to use psychotherapy to eliminate the clown's crazy desire to commit crimes and turn him into a harmless person. Or, at least, into a lunatic who is harmless to others."

"Well," Aum pursed his lips, shrugged and said irrefutably, "very interesting idea."

Aum does not believe that the disastrous aesthetic of clowns can be resolved through scientific means.

"It seems that you have already guessed the ending."

Dick gave a short, bitter laugh.

"The female doctor who was in charge of treating the clown was bewitched by the clown, or to be more precise, brainwashed? In short, she became a supporter of the clown, crazy infatuated with the clown, and agreed with any concept of the clown. Arkham lost a woman Doctor, there's another Harley, and Gotham has another super criminal."

"This is--"

Orm thought he heard a sigh.

"—the reason why Arkham has no guards."

"However," Dick changed his voice, and said again: "We use the most advanced intelligent monitoring system, provided by Batman, which integrates monitoring, detention, guarding, and defense. It is definitely the world's top level!"

"But," Aum said calmly, "The clown escaped from prison yesterday."

Dick: "..." Heartbroken!

***

Inside Arkham Asylum.

Although countless Gotham people pray three times a day, hoping to hear the news of the Joker's death, or simply the good news that Arkham was blown to the sky.

But since there is no death penalty in Gotham, the clown has been tossing so far and still stays in Arkham with his body intact.Even, for some painful humanitarian reasons, neither Batman nor Director Gordon can treat criminals harshly in terms of detention conditions.

The clown is sitting in his cell.

Layers of locked prison doors, 360-degree monitoring equipment with no dead ends, but these seem to have no effect on the clown.

At this time, the clown was sitting on a metal bed with only a sheet on it, and the PAD in his hand was showing the three of Aum standing outside the Arkham Asylum!

"Look what I saw~"

The clown laughed strangely.

"Interesting kid, Gotham's new Superhero, or someone brought by Aquaman? Are you here to see me?"

"Honey!"

Suddenly, Harley the Harley's voice came from the prison next to her, "How are you, dear? The wound on your shoulder hasn't opened yet, has it?"

Clown: "Go away!"