The whole world thinks I'm the Lord God

But... I always feel that something is not right?

The waitress girl looked at Xia Lanzhou, then at Xiao Yun.

--and many more!

The girl's eyes suddenly became wary.

——Is that still a student?A big man brought a same-sex [key] classmate to dinner, and he also ordered a couple's set menu... No matter how you look at it, it's a scene to lure innocent and ignorant teenagers!

At this moment, she forgot that the simple and ignorant little classmate took the initiative to order the couple's meal!

The girl stared at the adult man Xia Lanzhou with piercing eyes, as if she would call the police if he behaved badly!

Xia Lanzhou: "..." Chaofan's five senses are too sensitive, which is not good. He can always understand the meaning of ordinary people's eyes in seconds →_→

"It's fine with specialty dishes, thank you." He coughed softly, "Hey, Xiaoyun, where did you learn the couple's set meal?"

"Just the couple set meal!" Xiao Yun and the waiter girl looked at each other for a few seconds, showing a cute smile, "Sister, please give us a couple set meal, thank you!"

The waiter's eyes were in a trance for a while, and she responded: "Okay, okay, I wish you two a happy date!"

Then turned around and left.

Just left.

Xia Lanzhou: "..."

He looked suspiciously at Xiao Yun, and got a very cute and innocent bright eyes. He felt as if he was being slammed in his heart, and the feeling of being so cute that he wished "I'll give you everything" suddenly I understand why the girl left in a trance just now.

... The boy with a longer and more beautiful baby face showed such a cute expression, it was a foul!

Although Xiao Yun's stature is not short, his body is thin and thin. Once he puts on clothes, he looks weak and painful.Coupled with that cute baby face, Xia Lanzhou has made it more tender now, and the shadow of malnutrition before can no longer be seen. The whole person looks longer and smaller, and his beauty has increased by more than one octave.

So cute, think...

Pooh!

Xia Lanzhou slapped himself in his heart to wake him up, how could he raise his own child—raising him for half a year is counted as raising—…

Be upright, dear!

Boss Xia's self-regulation ability is still very reliable. In just a few seconds, he was able to calmly ignore the couple set meal that Xiao Yun ordered just now—it's all about eating anyway, and what he eats is different ?Besides, he and Xiao Yun are both single, so it is quite difficult to find a girlfriend to eat the couple meal, so it seems that there is no big problem for two single dogs to eat together?

Thinking of this, Xia Lanzhou completely calmed down.

Xiao Yun blinked, flashed a smile, and returned to normal, so fast that no one could see clearly.

The couple's meal in this store is actually not much different from the set meal for two, that is, the plate is more beautiful, the dishes have a special combination of dishes, and an extra dessert for couples with a particularly nice name is added.

Xia Lanzhou was about to pick a chopstick to taste the taste first, when a spoon was stretched out in front of her eyes.

There is also a piece of dessert on top of the spoon.

Xia Lanzhou: "..."

Meeting Xiao Yun's expectant eyes, the corner of his mouth twitched, and he swallowed the spoonful of dessert in the other's position.

The only thing that made him fortunate was that the environment of this place was relatively private. There were flowers and plants next to their seats as a cover, and there was a decorative screen not far away to cover them, so such behavior of calcium in calcium could not be seen by outsiders, otherwise he would really Jumping into the Yellow River can't wash it off.

Xiao Yun's eyes were crooked with a smile, and he asked softly, "Is it delicious?"

Xia Lanzhou said "Yes", "It's okay."

It's actually a bit sweet.

It's not that Xia Lanzhou doesn't eat sweets, but too sweet will make him indigestion.

I don't know if it's because of the couple's set meal, or because the desserts in this shop are just like this, or... because of the person who fed him, Xia Lanzhou really felt very sweet when he ate it in his mouth, but it didn't feel bad either. Won't make him feel sick to his stomach.

He took a sip of plain water and suppressed the sweetness in his mouth: "Eat well!"

Xiao Yun smiled at him, then used the spoon that was fed to him just now, scooped up a spoonful of dessert, and stuffed it directly into his mouth.

Xia Lanzhou: "..."

"Actually, there is a spoon beside it." He reminded with difficulty.

For a couple’s meal, although there is only one dessert, you still have to give two spoons. Otherwise, how will the daily cruelty of small animals between you and me be a couple?

Unexpectedly, after Xiao Yun finished eating the dessert calmly, he licked his spoon again: "It's so sweet."

Xia Lanzhou: "..."

This child... Is he too attached to him, so that he has the illusion of admiration?

The Xia Lanzhou who ate this meal didn't know the taste, and she was not in the mood to taste the taste of the food at all, thinking over and over again, how can I get this child back.

"Brother Xia...you don't want to see me anymore, do you?" Xiao Yun lowered his eyes, his tone seemed to be crying, "You hate me, don't you?"

In fact, if it was a boy as cute as Xiao Yun... wouldn't it be unacceptable?

But the problem is, Xiao Yun is still a high school student!Even if he is an adult, he is still a high school student!You can't fall in love in high school, understand!It can't affect Xiao Yun's college entrance examination because of this.

Xia Lanzhou sighed in her heart.

Although there is a difference between this world and the earth, there is no problem for a high school student to fall in love, but he can't pass the test in his heart.

To be harmonious, to be harmonious...

But if at most half a year later, Xiao Yun finished his college entrance examination and went to see a psychiatrist, if he still doesn't change his mind, then he will accept such a little daughter-in-law!

...Wait, wait, how did he change so quickly?How could he accept the fact that he was bent so easily? !

Xia Lanzhou, who found that she seemed to have bent over and accepted this established fact very smoothly, temporarily used a trick of procrastination: "You are still young, wait until you grow up."

Xiao Yun pursed his mouth and stopped talking.

Xia Lanzhou finished eating quickly, then went to the bathroom first, washed her face and breathed a sigh of relief.

When he was about to return, suddenly there was a slightly hesitant voice behind him: "Xia Lanzhou?"

Xia Lanzhou turned around and saw a young man in his 20s, slightly fat, with a little baby fat on his cheeks.

It looks familiar...

Xia Lanzhou recalled carefully, and finally pulled out the young man's information from the original owner's memory - Liu Chuanpeng, the original owner's college roommate.

"You are really Xia Lanzhou!" Liu Chuanpeng took a few steps happily, "Why don't you contact our old classmates anymore? I can't find you online, and the phone number is empty. Are you planning to draw a line with the old classmates? "He was teasing in a joking tone, obviously he didn't take it seriously.

"Liu Chuanpeng? Let's go out and talk." Xia Lanzhou continued to search the original owner's memory, and at the same time walked out of the bathroom with the original owner's old classmates. Although the place was clean, what kind of habit is chatting in the bathroom?

Walking to a slightly remote corridor, Xia Lanzhou stopped: "Didn't you go back to your hometown? Why are you here?"

"It's time to go back to my hometown." Liu Chuanpeng shrugged, "But the day after tomorrow is our university's anniversary! The class leader organized a class reunion by the way, and most of the students in our class have already confirmed their participation. Only you haven't notified. By the way, our class flowers are still everywhere Inquire about your news... How about it, if you don't have a girlfriend now, think about it?"

no thanks.Xia Lanzhou is not sensitive about falling in love with a girl who likes the original owner.

However, the exact same scene as when ordering food an hour ago reappeared——

"Brother Xia doesn't have a girlfriend."

It's Xiao Yun!

This kid didn't know when he came here. If it wasn't for the sudden intervention, Xia Lanzhou probably wouldn't be able to notice his existence.

Although he was a bit puzzled about this, Xia Lanzhou didn't bother with this issue, he just felt inexplicable.

Immediately, his premonition experienced——

I saw Xiao Yun's cheeks blushing shyly, looking at Xia Lanzhou hesitantly, the friendship in his eyes seemed to overflow, and he slowly uttered seven words: "But he has a boyfriend." Continue to test, it seems that The result is not bad.

Xia Lanzhou: "..." He no longer wanted to look at the expression of his former university roommate.

Liu Chuanpeng: "..."

After the initial stupefaction, he looked at the calm Xia Lanzhou, then at the shy Xiao Yun, his gaze swept back and forth, and finally he let out a meaningful "oh".

Liu Chuanpeng clicked his tongue twice: "No wonder you were indifferent to how Ban Hua hinted at you at the beginning. I thought you had a low EQ. I didn't expect that you don't like girls and boys!"

Xia Lanzhou: "..." I'm not me without you, don't talk nonsense!

... Well, you are not talking nonsense.

His lips moved, and when he was about to say something, Xiao Yun trotted a few steps, and grabbed his arm: "Brother Xia~"

That small voice is sweet, and there is a twist!

Xia Lanzhou trembled all over, so naturally he didn't bother to say anything, anyway, he didn't want to continue in the original owner's social circle, so what's the difference between explaining and not explaining?

Actually, he thinks, maybe the effect will be better in this way. After all, the old classmates of the original owner know that he is a gay, so those who are not good at school and those who don’t like this will not come. I found him, how clean it is!

Thinking of this, Xia Lanzhou fell silent.

In Liu Chuanpeng's eyes, his old classmate had acquiesced in his relationship with that little boy.

"Actually, sexuality is all innate. As long as you don't mess around, it doesn't make any difference whether you like men or women!" He patted Xia Lanzhou's shoulder, and wanted to pat Xiao Yun's again, but hesitated. In order to prevent Xia Lanzhou from misunderstanding, she simply withdrew her hand, "You two seem to be a good match, I wish you a happy marriage for a hundred years and grow old together!"

"By the way, since you are in Tancheng, will you go to the school celebration the day after tomorrow? Our class is the class reunion the day after tomorrow night, and the monitor has already booked a hotel. Give me your phone number, and I'll send you the address later! "

"No." Xia Lanzhou held down Xiao Yun's slightly curving hands, "I've got something to do recently, so I'm afraid I can't go. You guys should have fun."

"Hey, Lao Xia, you are not mean! We haven't seen each other for almost a year, and you don't go to the first class reunion?" Liu Chuanpeng's eyes widened, "You have time to accompany your little boyfriend out for dinner, but you don't have time to see us These old classmates?"

"Sorry." Xia Lanzhou spit out these two words expressionlessly, and the aura of the passive skill boss is fully activated, so that he can only be looked up to, "I will take him back first, and see you later."

Liu Chuanpeng was so shocked that he took two steps back, feeling terrified in his heart, subconsciously nodded, not even daring to say a word.

It wasn't until Xia Lanzhou and his little boyfriend walked away that Liu Chuanpeng wiped the cold sweat from his forehead and let out a long sigh of relief.

"This aura...isn't it too powerful?"

He muttered to himself.

Although he didn't ask about Xia Lanzhou's job, but judging by the aura of this high position, he knew that Xia Lanzhou must be doing well!I don't want to go to the classmate reunion to act like this, I'm afraid I really don't want to show off.So... is there something wrong with him?Or are you planning to draw a line with your old classmates?

Liu Chuanpeng stood there for ten minutes, and he didn't come to his senses until the girl who had dinner with him came to look for him. He didn't even ask Xia Lanzhou for a phone number!

At this time, Xia Lanzhou had already settled the bill with his newly-made boyfriend and took a taxi back.

***

Senior high school students have a lot of work to do, and Xiao Yun's school started on the thirteenth day of the first lunar month, and all senior high school students began to enter the intense review period.

Xia Lanzhou comforted the poor senior high school student, then sent him to school in person, and promised to pick him up after school at night.

When he returned home from Xiao Yun's school, it was only a little after 07:30.

Xia Lanzhou continued to study the growth of the saplings of life and death, and he entered the space of the main god when the time he had agreed with Tan Qing was almost up.

The main god square has a large area, and there are not many reincarnated people staying here at this time, so the two of them simply found a secluded corner, just the two of them, and anyone who came close could notice it.

Xia Lanzhou secretly made up her mind that when the next mission is done, she must do more side missions, hidden missions, etc., and get the team station out anyway, otherwise everything will be said in the main god square in the future, so why not? Got it?The first is not safe, and the second is too out of style.

But for now... let's just make do with it.

Tan Qing didn't show maladaptation, he seemed to have gotten used to the daily life of such a poor team, so he handed a stack of papers to Xia Lanzhou with a very calm expression.

Xia Lanzhou had a halo of a boss on his head, and took the stack of papers without changing his expression. He opened it and saw that there were densely printed piles of five-size characters, various data summaries and guesses of the main god space, various team development plans, and members' self-strengthening. For the direction of development, if he hadn't already entered the extraordinary, it is estimated that these materials will take a long time to look at.

"You did a good job." Boss Xia glanced at his vice-captain approvingly, then continued to flip through the stack of papers, and handed over the detention fee.

After half an hour.

Xia Lanzhou read the whole plan and closed the stack of papers.

"I exchanged the universe in my sleeve and planted a sapling. The active skill is King's Sword."

"Currently... the sixth level of extraordinary."

He briefly introduced his current enhancement results, concealed the existence of the Fusion Ball, and retained some of his skills, making him look more reasonable.

Immediately afterwards, the five members of Lan Yun's team gathered for a meeting, including Lao Yang who had been sleeping around the cemetery to absorb Yin Qi.

The meeting place was in a remote corner of the Lord's Square, and five people sat on the ground in a circle, which was extremely simple.

Lao Yang's name is Yang Lao, and the homonym of "Lao Yang" is too similar to that of "Lao Yang". Everyone expressed that they didn't want to be taken advantage of, so they just called "Lao Yang".

Lao Yang is a middle-aged man in his 30s. In fact, his appearance is not bad. He just wants to absorb Yin Qi to alleviate the damage caused by the ultimate mutant ghost eye. He has to go to sleep as soon as he finishes his reincarnation mission. Basically, besides supplementing food, I don't have time to clean up my image, and it only takes a long time to become a sloppy middle-aged and elderly image.

However, the intermediate-level mutated ghost eyes are still very useful. In addition to being able to "see" the distribution of ghosts within a radius of ten kilometers in a dreamlike state, it is also capable of resisting ghost-level ghosts and seeing through the hidden whereabouts and true nature of all ghosts. body, short-term control of any entity, living beings or non-living things, which can be stepped up.

If it wasn't for Lao Yang's physical condition, he might have been able to fight against the strange boss for a while with these eyes in the last reincarnation mission.

If after advancing to the extraordinary level...

Xia Lanzhou made a definition in her heart - it is worth cultivating.

No wonder Tan Qing will always take care of Lao Yang, no matter what happens, he will try his best to save his life.Even... exposing the existence of that knife, he did not hesitate.

"Lao Yang's ghost eyes were originally ordinary low-level ghost eyes exchanged from the main god. Later, when he went through a supernatural mission, his eyes were gouged out by the evil ghosts inside. Later..." Tan Qing paused deliberately before continuing He went on to say, "Later, he took advantage of the opportunity of the battle between the extraordinary-level reincarnation and the evil spirit to get revenge, and pressed the evil spirit's eyes into his own eye sockets. The main god identified them as intermediate-level mutant ghost eyes."

Lao Yang nodded silently. Under normal circumstances, in order to preserve his strength, he would try not to speak if he could, and try to be as simple as possible when it was time to speak.

"Support the bold and starve to death the timid." Xing Jiaping sighed, "At the time when Lao Yang survived a near death, I was still a newcomer. At that time, I was almost hit by the final battle. me."

Lao Yang shook his head, his hoarse voice might scare the timid: "You also saved me."

Xing Jiaping looked at Lao Yang, and the two looked at each other and smiled.

When the two looked at each other affectionately, Xia Lanzhou silently turned her head to look at Tan Qing: "Let me ask first, this team...isn't it all gay?"

Tan Qing: "..."

"No, there are no gays!" He answered decisively, without any hesitation!

Xia Lanzhou glanced suspiciously at Lao Yang and Xing Jiaping, then looked at Tan Qing noncommittally, and finally saw Qu Mingming, a ten-year-old kid.

Xia Lanzhou: "..."

"I take your word for it," he said.

Tan Qing: "..." Thank you so much for believing in me!

"Lao Yang's enhancement direction is supernatural, Xing Jiaping's is science and technology, mine is cultivation, and the captain's is more comprehensive." Tan Qing pulled the topic back and forth, "Qu Mingming, do you have your own tendencies regarding the direction of enhancement? choose?"

"In the past two days, I have studied the exchange list of the main god." Qu Mingming had a lollipop in his mouth, and his serious expression made him even more cute, "I personally prefer science fiction machines." Class A, if the blueprint is simplified, it can be produced with the level of technology in the real world. Everyone is a reincarnated person who has been strengthened. The enhancement of the fourth level and above can increase the memory and learning ability of human beings. Doubling your physical fitness will increase your physical fitness by ten times. If everything goes well, we will be able to learn the mechanized armor! If everyone is equipped with one set, we can directly increase our combat power."

Qu Mingming, who is ten years old this year, has been jumping continuously since elementary school, and has been jumping all the way to the current third year of high school.

In other words, he and Xiao Yun are in the same grade.

Xia Lanzhou couldn't help being a little subtle when she thought of her senior high school student.

As for how subtle it is...

He would never say that he was imagining what Xiao Yun looked like when he was ten years old!

Xia Lanzhou pressed down on the things made up in his brain, narrowed his eyes slightly, and his aura was full: "How to make it?"

"It's too difficult in reality, and it's easy to be targeted, but if you can rent a resident in the main god's space, it will be solved." Qu Mingming crunched the lollipop in his mouth, "Of course, these will be done in the future , after all, it is not easy to make a mech, even if it is simplified."

Xia Lanzhou didn't say yes or no, but continued to ask: "Other than that?"

Qu Mingming also continued: "According to the current needs of the team, I should choose the enhancement that is biased towards Western Fantasy."

"No need." Xia Lanzhou said, "In the early stage, you need to exchange for physical fitness, and the subsequent development will follow your own plan. I believe you can become our team's weapon supply. Are you confident?"

Qu Mingming's eyes lit up: "Of course!"

Xia Lanzhou looked at Tan Qing.

Tan Qing nodded knowingly: "I will pay attention to the reincarnation of Western Fantasy. If there are newcomers joining, priority will be given to strengthening this aspect."

Xia Lanzhou asked again: "If the team matches newcomers, how is the number calculated?"

"It's all random." Tan Qing said, "Small teams have as few as one person and more newcomers to complement the team to 20 people. Medium-sized teams and large teams also have one person to complement the team to the maximum number. If the captain If you want to apply for matching newcomers in the next reincarnation mission, you need to go to the main god exchange desk to register three days in advance."

"Go get matched." Xia Lanzhou made a decision.

Although most of the newcomers cheated, who among the veterans didn't come from the newcomers?As long as they are well trained, no matter how stupid a reincarnator can do it.

Besides... it's free! The word "free" is such a wonderful gospel for the poor team!

It can be seen from this that what a heartbreaking word poverty is, even if there is the number one airborne boss in the sky, it cannot change this fact.

The author has something to say: Zhou Zhou: A boyfriend who goes with the flow.

Lord God: I don’t know what Zhou Zhou thinks, so I’m so anxious_(:з」∠)_

Zhou Zhou: Wait a minute, your wages haven’t been handed in yet, have you?

Lord God: Give it to you, give it to you!If you marry me, I will give it to you! !

Tan Qing: ... the main god of MMP, you are gay and still asking? ?

Uncle Tian: If Empress Riwan said it was not kidney deficiency, she would cut the kidney QAQ