The whole world thinks I'm the Lord God

Xia Lanzhou had a headache.

At this time, those who can come to knock on the door to find him are either charging various fees or Xiao Yun.

——In a haunted neighborhood like Qingminghua, even salespeople won't come to the door.

Sure enough, it was Xiao Yun.

The child had just left the door of his house for less than an hour, why did he come here again now?

So clingy!

"Brother Xia!" Xiao Yun had a big schoolbag on his back and a big bag in front of him, "I've packed my change of clothes and toiletries, and I'll move them here later!"

"...Move here?" Xia Lanzhou was taken aback, "Aren't you going back to your own house?" They live so close to each other, if there is anything to do, just knock on the door and shout, don't you need to move in together?

"Brother Xia...don't you want to be with me?" Xiao Yun looked at him cautiously, his mouth pursed, the loss and grievance in his eyes were overflowing, "Yes, I'm sorry, I..."

"Of course I want to!" Xia Lanzhou felt distressed for a while, and was afraid of irritating him, so she quickly pulled him into the room, "Since you want to live here, shouldn't we buy another bed?"

"No, no need!" Xiao Yun's eyes lit up immediately, "Brother Xia's is a double bed, it's just right for us to sleep together!"

Xia Lanzhou: "..." Why does this sound so wrong?

Without thinking about it, he reached out to take the bag Xiao Yun was holding, and asked casually: "You don't do your homework? The study tasks in the third year of high school are very tight, right? The teacher should assign a lot of homework, right?"

"It's not too much, I'll finish it soon!" Xiao Yun promised, "My grades have always been stable, and the teacher didn't leave any extra tasks!"

"That's good." Xia Lanzhou put the bag into the bedroom, turned to him and said, "Let me pack your things first, you go to the living room to do your homework, and we will go out to eat at noon."

Xiao Yun nodded, then obediently sat aside to do his homework, seemingly serious, but his attention was always on Xia Lanzhou.

As the main god, "seeing" is not just with the eyes.

He watched as Xia Lanzhou opened his bag, took out the clean clothes, and put them into the cabinet, including intimate things like underwear.

Xia Lanzhou didn't seem embarrassed, it seemed that she was really cleaning up the "children", which made Xiao Yun unhappy.

He continued to watch Xia Lanzhou take out the toiletries, walked out of the bedroom, passed him, and put them into the bathroom.

His and Xia Lanzhou's are placed together like this, a warm and intimate couple!

then……

Xia Lanzhou returned to the living room, nestled into the sofa, and raised her hand to look at the watch on her wrist.

Xiao Yun: "..."

Brother Xia... Are you looking at your watch again?

Looking at the gadgets he made again?

Before this, Xiao Yun never thought that he would be jealous of his mass-produced wristwatch terminals!

——The main body of the main god is here, I'll show you everything you want to see!

Xiao Yun was wronged and uncomfortable, but he couldn't find a good time to confess, so he could only sulk all by himself.

——If he had known this, he might as well have accepted it when Xia Lanzhou was suspicious!

Fortunately, Xia Lanzhou no longer doubts him, but only treats him like a child!

When I first met Xia Lanzhou, he really just wanted a special human being to raise and play with, but it is different now. Today, he is not satisfied with the "playmate" or even "toy" mode of getting along. He wants to go further!He wants Xia Lanzhou to belong to him completely!

——Who made you treat me so well?Who let you indulge me like this?Who asked you to provide me with such a good idea of ​​"Lord God"?Who made you... make me feel excited?

This is the first in so many years!

Xiao Yun shyly thought, in that case, then give it all to me.

On the contrary, mine is also yours, all for you!

——Well, then pack it up and give it to brother Xia as a gift, hehehe.

Xia Lanzhou flipped through the terminal of her watch, and slowly browsed through the long list of redemptions.

It is estimated that no one can afford the top exchange for decades or hundreds of years. Xia Lanzhou just took a look, had a good eye, and then slowly pulled down.

There are so many samples of exchange items provided by the Lord God, and the quality is really good, 100% fidelity and no defective products. Some defective products have huge defects.

At least according to the information that Xia Lanzhou got from Tan Qing, there wasn't a reincarnator who could imitate something produced by the main god with more than 80.00% functions and no major defects.

For example, the reincarnated counterfeit version of the storage bag that often collapses in space and loses items.

Therefore, space storage equipment, etc., should be exchanged for one from the main god...

With his mental strength, he pulled the list to the storage equipment in the middle, looked at the exchange points on it, and paused again, then seemed to think of something, and immediately pulled it up——

This is it!

Xia Lanzhou looked at the exchange item that had just passed before his eyes——

[Sleeve Universe (Extraordinary Optimized Version): Blue Badge*1, 2500 Reincarnation Points. (Explanation: The interdimensional space connection port is fixed on the clothes, the connection port can be replaced at will, and living objects cannot enter. The ratio of the time flow rate of the inner space to the outside world is 1:1000, and the initial volume is one cubic meter. After that, every additional cubic meter, Requires 1000 reincarnation points, and a maximum space of [-] cubic meters.)]

Fortunately, he has entered the extraordinary, otherwise he would not have seen this.

He happened to have a blue badge in his hand now, and he had enough reincarnation points.

100 reincarnation points are only given for one main quest, but the exchange price is so high... Could it be that the main god didn't want to make the reincarnation affordable?

Xia Lanzhou felt that she was the truth.

There are four versions of Universe in Sleeves, the first one is the original version, which is amazingly powerful but super difficult to practice, it is a god-level skill.

In order to facilitate this group of weak chicken reincarnators who can't afford to exchange and can't practice by themselves, the Lord God has simplified it into three versions, namely--ordinary-level simple version, extraordinary optimized version, and legendary advanced version. , complete the badges and reincarnation points required for the next level, and you can upgrade directly.

The mortal-level simple version, as the name suggests, is the version that can be used by mortal-level reincarnations who have not entered the extraordinary, but the connection port of the different-dimensional space is fixed and cannot be replaced, and the ratio of time flow to the outside world is 1:100, and the maximum space is 1000. Cubic meters, others are the same as the Extraordinary Edition.Redemption requires a green badge and [-] reincarnation points.

If the simple version of the ordinary level is to be upgraded to the optimized version of the extraordinary, two green badges need to be supplemented, as well as the corresponding points - one blue badge is equal to three green badges, that's right!

It looked very expensive.

Of course, you can also practice on your own, and you can exchange the exercises alone without indoctrination from the main god. You don't need a badge, you only need half-price reincarnation points.Moreover, the exchanged exercises can be passed on to each other, and can also be brought out of the main god's space for non-reincarnation people to practice, without binding, and if lost, they will not be replaced.

For example, the simple version of the ordinary-level exercises can be exchanged by reincarnations for ordinary people who are not reincarnations to practice, but the training time will be very long. In the current environment of Blue Star, it takes about ten or eight years. Only then can it be completed.

This is the case for ordinary ranks, not to mention extraordinary ranks or even legendary ranks, it will take more time to practice, especially in a place where every second counts like the main god space, if you really want to practice, who doesn’t want to cultivate strong attack power and survival rate? High skills?

Therefore, most reincarnators will not consider this skill. For them, it is better to exchange for a storage ring or a dimension bag. Even if it is a space capsule that requires all the items to be taken out first, the exchange amount is much larger than this .

But Xia Lanzhou is different, he has a fusion ball!

——Since it is a fusion ball, can the exercises be fused?

If the fusion ball is powerful and can fuse the Qiankun skills in the sleeve, then wouldn't the fusion ball have its own space?Wouldn't it be safer and more convenient to plant the tree of life and death in the future?

Thinking of the tree of life and death, Xia Lanzhou's heart skipped a beat.

The tree of life and death, life and death, reincarnation of life and death...

Isn't this a complete circle?

The tree of life, the world tree... Actually, the difference is not too big?

——Well, it is indeed not a species, but it does not hinder artificial directional cultivation, right?

If the Fusion Ball can fuse the universe in the sleeve and the tree of life and death... wouldn't it be able to form a world of its own? !

For a while, Xia Lanzhou's mind was wide open, which made him more determined not to buy those storage equipment, and he simply exchanged the universe in his sleeves first.

2500 reincarnation points... Xia Lanzhou felt a little distressed.

As the saying goes, if you don't want your child to be able to trap a wolf, if you don't want your wife to trap a hooligan, if you don't want this 2500 points to be able to trap a fusion ball, can it work?

However, the exchange cannot be done in the living room. This child Xiao Yun is already so pitiful that he cannot be dragged into such a dangerous place as the main god's space.

Xia Lanzhou thought so, got up and went back to the bedroom: "Xiaoyun, I'm going to change clothes."

His tone was very natural, as if he was really hiding from Xiao Yun just by changing his clothes.

Xiao Yun, who had already seen through everything, also cooperated in particular: "Okay, Brother Xia, I understand."

Walking back to the bedroom, Xia Lanzhou carefully locked the bedroom door, and then swiped the 2500 o'clock on the watch terminal, and suddenly there was a blue-skinned magic book sold for [-] cents in front of him. On the cover was the black script "Sleeve Li Qiankun (Extraordinary Optimized Version)" has a few large characters.

Xia Lanzhou: "..." Lord God, can't you have some snacks?I would have thought that I bought one of the three for a dollar for 2500!

Looking at this disgusting blue book, Xia Lanzhou quickly reached out to take it down and opened it. The printed text and crudely made paper inside were filled with a strong sense of pirated goods from street stalls, which made Xia Lanzhou deeply feel My own personal experience of being deceived.

Xia Lanzhou: "..." He now knows that the Lord God must have done it on purpose!

——That's right, bad taste is the main god himself.

Although the printing quality looks terrible and feels bad to the touch, it is actually very strong!No matter how Xia Lanzhou tore and rubbed it, it would not be damaged at all, and it would not even change its shape!

You must know that Xia Lanzhou is now at the sixth level of the extraordinary, which belongs to the high level of the extraordinary. With his physical fitness alone, he can forcibly resist the existence of missiles with one punch!The main thing is not to clean up the land, the reincarnated people above the extraordinary high level can basically escape from birth, unless they stand stupidly waiting to be beaten.

Xia Lanzhou rubbed the blue-skinned divine book for a while, then carefully read the contents from beginning to end.

——Well, it looks quite difficult and time-consuming.

The first step will take seven to forty-nine months, which is simply a luxury for reincarnated people.

Unless... unless you enter a long-term mission world, but then you must have an environment where you can practice with peace of mind.According to the current reincarnation mission, this possibility does not exist.

After stepping into the extraordinary, people's memory will be greatly strengthened, and the photographic memory is already a basic operation.

Xia Lanzhou wrote down the contents of the blue book, and then began to activate the fusion ball.

Fortunately, the Fusion Ball is really powerful. I saw it light up from the center of Xia Lanzhou's eyebrows, and consciously "swallowed" the entire blue book, and then...

Xia Lanzhou only felt a powerful air mass gathering quickly inside her body, and then the huge air mass rotated along a specific route, turning faster and faster, and finally formed a complete circuit.

He instinctively concentrated his mental power, looked at the energy circulation in his body, and absorbed all the energy from the outside world...

Xia Lanzhou has never practiced before. All her combat strength is the sword of the king with passive aura and active spiritual power. She has never used the extraordinary skills of the extraordinary level and physical skills at all!So he has never felt this kind of refreshing feeling as if his whole body has been washed, which can be regarded as making up for the omission that he didn't feel much when he advanced to the extraordinary speed too fast.

Xiao Yun immediately noticed that the people in the bedroom were practicing exercises, and it was at the breakthrough stage at this time, he quickly changed the rules in this room, and spiritual energy burst out immediately!

Xia Lanzhou, who was practicing, instinctively felt the surge of aura, first paused, and then absorbed the aura suddenly - the thick aura surrounded him, forming a violent aura in an instant!

Xiao Yun turned his head and continued to do his homework.

——The main god who does homework, no matter how honest and simple you look, Xia Lanzhou will definitely like it.

He thought so.

Before he got inspiration from Xia Lanzhou and developed the main god space, Blue Star was a purely physical technological plane, and there was no extraordinary existence at all.It can be said that the first extraordinary human being on the blue star was the reincarnation created by him.And the first ghost...was also the female ghost he created and put in the community not long after he came to this plane.

After the appearance of the Autonomous God Dimension, Xiao Yun also changed the laws of the real world a little bit, allowing it to appear a little spiritual energy, which can only allow supernatural beings to survive, but it will not allow them to continue to break through, so as to maintain the peace in reality.

He did this, of course, not for the sake of all mankind, but...he himself likes the ordinary life with Xia Lanzhou.

It's a pity that this peaceful day has completely disappeared.

Half an hour later, the aura around Xia Lanzhou gradually shrank until it disappeared.

Xiao Yun, who was doing his homework honestly, changed back the rules in the house.

Xia Lanzhou opened his eyes.

——The universe in the sleeve, it's done!

He directly integrated the connection port of the universe in the sleeve into the fusion ball. When the two collided, the fusion ball decisively absorbed and fused the universe in the sleeve, transforming it into the space of the fusion ball.Accessing items in this way is more convenient, will not be lost, and can evolve, which is especially perfect.

Here, Xia Lanzhou sincerely thanks the great hero Fusion Ball, and said that in the future, he will make better and more use of Fusion Ball, so that it can develop in all aspects.

The next step... is to evolve the polluted dead branches of the tree of life into seedlings of the tree of life and death.

He clicked on the search record, exchanged 2000 reincarnation points for Angel's Tears and Hell Red Soil respectively, and then found a... teacup, poured some Hell Red Soil into the cup, and inserted the dead branches of the polluted Tree of Life into the cup. into it, and then poured that drop of angel's tear into it——

Although Angel Tears are sold by the drop, that drop is really big!It is so big that the hell red soil in the entire water glass is soaked!

Xia Lanzhou's uncontrollable brain made up what huge eyes the angel who shed tears of angels should have!

From the giant angel that broke dozens of people above the altitude, to the eyes that are so big that they occupy half of the face... Xia Lanzhou instantly returned to reality from the terrifying association behind.

Immediately, a particularly miraculous scene happened——

Almost in an instant, the dead branch of the Tree of Life faded from its monotonous death color, and immediately turned into a half-white and half-black sapling of Yin-Yang Life and Death!

Although it looks a bit weird, as if someone took the paint and dyed it in panda color vertically with the middle as the line, but it has become vibrant anyway.

Xia Lanzhou put the rest of the hell red soil into the space of the fusion ball, and used it when the saplings of life and death grew up and were repotted.

After admiring the saplings of the tree of life and death for a while, he moved the cup to the window sill, allowing the saplings to see the sunshine and grow vigorously.

Living things cannot be grown in the current fusion ball space, so we can only raise them in this way first.

He looked at the time, it was not yet 10:30, and through his spiritual perception, Xiao Yun was still obediently doing his homework in the living room, but he could do something else.

So Xia Lanzhou called Tan Qing directly to ask about Lao Yang.

"Lao Yang's mid-level mutated ghost eyes are an accident. He has not yet stepped into the extraordinary, and his body can't bear it." Tan Qing's voice came from the phone, "After the general mission is over, Lao Yang will return to the cemetery. Sleep deeply, and use Yin Qi to nourish the ghost eyes, so as not to burden his body."

It's no wonder that Lao Yang has a slovenly appearance. It's very troublesome just to prevent his body from collapsing because he can't bear the mutated ghost eyes. If he doesn't pay attention to his appearance, he won't die.

"I have already written down the situation of the members of the team, and I have also suggested Qu Mingming's exchange and strengthening direction." Tan Qing continued, "Boss, when will you go to the Lord God's Space, we will take over."

"Then..." Xia Lanzhou counted the days, "The day after tomorrow, nine o'clock in the morning the day after tomorrow."

After setting the date, Xia Lanzhou hung up the phone, unlocked the bedroom door, opened the door and went out.

Xiao Yun was immersed in the ocean of test questions, frowning from time to time, as if he had encountered a difficult problem.

Xia Lanzhou really wanted to show off the strength of the senior and give him a tutor or something, but the actual situation didn't allow it at all!

Xiao Yun is a science student, and Xia Lanzhou is not only a liberal arts student, he is also a social person who has already graduated from university and returned all his high school knowledge to his high school teachers.

There was nothing he could do to help, and he could only watch Xiao Yun force himself to do the quizzes.

High school students... Xia Lanzhou sighed, no matter which world he was in, he was so exhausted.

"Xiaoyun?"

He walked up to Xiao Yun who seemed to be struggling with the test questions, "It's noon, brother Xia will take you out for dinner?"

Xia Lanzhou, who was a sixth-order extraordinary person, no longer needed to eat three meals a day, but Xiao Yun, who was an "ordinary person" in his eyes, had to eat on time.

"Huh...huh?" Xiao Yun immediately pushed the test booklet and the pen in his hand, "Okay, Brother Xia, let's go now!"

Xia Lanzhou patted his head habitually: "I'll call a car."

The convenience of online car-hailing made him unable to think about buying a car for the time being, and now that he has become a reincarnation, it is a waste of time to practice driving and test his driver's license. It is better to exchange driving skills directly from the main god, or Rampage in the mission world and practice brutally to become a racing master.

I believe that it won't be long before the main god expands the scale, and reincarnated people can directly get a driver's license without taking the test.

Xia Lanzhou counted the time, and he thought that such benefits might appear after Xiao Yun's college entrance examination was over?

The restaurant he was going to take Xiao Yun to was an Internet celebrity restaurant in Tancheng that had just opened not long ago, and he accidentally saw it when he was blogging on the Internet.

Although most Internet celebrity restaurants are cheating, the evaluation of this one is pretty good, very real, and it doesn't look like it has hired many sailors.

This restaurant is located in the center of Tancheng City. It has a very special name, Caiwei, which doesn't look like the name of the restaurant.

Its overall decoration is also inclined to the ancient Chinese style, the door looks a little small, but after entering, there is nothing wrong with it.

Xia Lanzhou paid the fare and walked in with Xiao Yun.

They chose a table for two near the window, surrounded by flowers, trees and screens, which felt quite private.

"Two guests, what do you want to order?" The waiters are all girls in retro clothes. For the convenience of walking, clearing the table, and serving food, their clothes are specially improved, which is very pleasing to the eye.

Xia Lanzhou spoke first: "You guys here..." Specializes in dishes.

Before he could finish speaking, he heard Xiao Yun rushing to answer: "Couple package!"

Xia Lanzhou: "..."

Don't you think it's awkward for two men to call it a couple's meal... No, more importantly, why does his little neighbor know that this store has such a couple's set menu and just open his mouth to order it? !

Waitress girl: "..." These are not two gay guys!

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