The whole world thinks I'm the Lord God

A group of bumpkin earthlings were shocked by the foreign version of the self-media. The excellent wild editor old man of the department was fooled so much that he almost couldn't find the north. He limped and found that his IQ was worrying.

Xia Lanzhou, who also felt that she was in danger of falling down and turning into a country bumpkin, frowned, realizing that things were not simple.

He cast a glance at Xia Baichuan beside him, and couldn't help feeling puzzled - this guy could bear it?

Calculating based on past experience, even if Xia Baichuan didn't kill, cripple, and conceive this rumor-monger... Bah, even if Xia Baichuan didn't take action, he wouldn't allow this kind of decent scandal to spread completely. Do you know all the planes?

Xia Lanzhou made a comparison with his first mission period after becoming a reincarnation. At that time, his boyfriend was so cruel that anyone who offended him would be killed. Even if he is much gentler now, it is impossible to remain indifferent.

——This situation is completely unscientific...

He observed his boyfriend's expression indiscriminately, and found that the other party's eyes were flickering in the calm expression, and there seemed to be a fierce look.

He thought about it for a moment, and suddenly, as if he understood something, he closed his eyes slightly, and immediately continued to listen to the old man's nonsense with his usual expression.

——Actually, listen to your own gossip with your boyfriend, don’t be a red chicken!

As soon as she let go of her mind, Xia Lanzhou suddenly felt relaxed.

Sure enough, the old man seemed to have not understood the meaning of the complex eyes of the Earth Tourist Group, and continued to add his details in a very bachelor way, and then threw out a shocking gossip: "It is said that the founding queen wanted to make up for the regrets in her heart, so after The two queens who succeeded to the throne both recruited their own national teachers as husbands, but now the fourth queen..."

He intentionally whetted his appetite before completing the gossip: "The current empress has been on the throne for more than ten years, and she has never recruited the emperor's husband until the fourth national teacher suddenly appeared in the imperial capital a few days ago. Everyone said that this national teacher with a mysterious origin is actually a descendant of the Immortal National Teacher, and if he becomes the emperor's husband, it can be regarded as fulfilling the dream of the founding empress."

... Well, this time it turned out to be about Xia Baichuan!

Xia Lanzhou turned to look at her boyfriend expressionlessly.

——No wonder this guy was so unscientific just now, it turns out that he also had a guilty conscience.

Xia Baichuan's vigilance and desire to survive are very strong. He immediately sensed something was wrong, and quickly put on a flattering smile, and whispered in his boyfriend's ear: "It's not what you think, the current empress is very dishonest, I don't think so. Annoyed, she was so suppressed that she couldn't lift her head, she wanted to kill me, what this old man said was all nonsense! Darling, don't be angry, I only love you!"

Xia Lanzhou: "..." This is...too straightforward, right?

He has a feeling that Xia Baichuan is not from the Blue Cloud Dynasty at all, but a native of Blue Star or Earth, that's why he was so unrestrained by the Internet!

"Where's your reserve?" The corner of his mouth twitched, "Didn't you pretend to be a gentleman in ancient times a few days ago? How long has it been since you were exposed?"

Xia Baichuan smiled lightly, eyebrows and eyes curved: "At that time I was afraid that you would dislike me, but now you can't get rid of me no matter what, so naturally you can reveal your true nature a little bit."

The two of them moved little and their voices were low. In addition, other people's attention was attracted by the old man's gossip. No one paid attention to them at all, except Li Fangting.

I don't know if it was an illusion, but she seemed to see that when talking about the gossip between the current empress and the national teacher, the old man seemed to glance at Mr. Bai inadvertently?

——Is this related to Mr. Bai?

Li Fangting's probing gaze stayed on the old man for a moment, and then involuntarily wandered to Xia Lanzhou and Mr. Bai.

then……

Li Fangting, who accidentally noticed the little tricks of the two of them: "..."

——These two dogs and men who were supposed to be in a storm of gossip were flirting and cursing in a low voice like no one? ?

Li Fangting couldn't control her own hand that wanted to hit someone!

She took a few deep breaths, barely suppressing her furious emotions, squinted her eyes slightly, opened her mouth and raised her voice: "Since you know so well, do you know where the founding empress lives in seclusion?" She emphasized emphatically, " The four words "Founding Empress" ensured that those two doggy men who showed affection and died quickly could hear them.

As soon as the words fell, Mr. Bai's voice sounded next to her ear: "Are you poisonous?"

Li Fangting looked around and found that she was the only one who heard the voice.

Her eyes glanced at Xia Lanzhou's direction again, and they happened to meet Mr. Bai's eyes.

Li Fangting's heartbeat almost stopped.

Those eyes that contained no trace of warmth made her feel as if she had fallen into an abyss and hell, as if her soul would suffer endless torment even after she died...

After an unknown amount of time, she gradually recovered, feeling the warmth of the sun shining on her body, and her stiff body was slowly able to move.

Young Master Bai no longer looked at her.

Li Fangting finally experienced the horror of cultivators firsthand, which is not something that young supernatural beings like them who have not upgraded can provoke!Even looking at each other is courting death!

At this moment, she really understood how friendly and easy-talking Mr. Bai was on Earth. Compared with him now, he looks like a good-tempered old man!

If it was the current Mr. Bai, the earth would have been suppressed by force by him long ago, right?

What made her feel even colder was that only she knew her life-and-death situation just now, and no one else noticed anything wrong at all!Even the long time that seemed to her to have passed countless years was but a moment!

The old man who talked about a lot of things satisfies his desire to gossip. He turned his head and saw Li Fangting standing there in a daze, and couldn't help asking: "Girl, I think your face is a little pale, are you not in good health?"

Li Fangting subconsciously shook her head: "I'm fine!"

"Don't be brave, girl." The old man looked at her disapprovingly, "I see that you have been standing here for a long time, why don't you come and sit with me?"

The Earth Tourist Group is worrying about how to integrate into this plane. What the old man said is just right for them, but... this plane is too enthusiastic, right?

"Won't this... bother your family?"

"Of course not." The old man waved his hand and said in a tone of indifference to the world, "I wholeheartedly pursue the traces of the immortal national teacher. I am alone, never married, and have no children. I live alone at the foot of the mountain. Can you Come with me, I'm so happy!"

"Hehe, sir, you are so enthusiastic..."

Before Li Fangting finished speaking, she activated her supernatural ability, and a lightning strike directly blasted her past: "What the hell are you?!"

While she was doing it, several of her quick-witted subordinates also attacked the old man!

And those with good brains naturally have slow responses: "What are you doing?"

The companion who was attacking replied in his busy schedule: "This old man obviously has a problem!"

Less than half an hour ago, the old man had said that his sons and daughters were tired of hearing the things he told over and over again; but in the blink of an eye, half an hour later, he became a widow without children and never married Old man?Such a large loophole is not a problem, so what is the problem?

"Oh, I was discovered!" The old man smiled lightly, and the voice was that of a young woman, completely different from the voice of the middle-aged and old man just now!

The woman's enchanting and sexy attire barely had a few pieces of fabric, and a large area of ​​snow-white skin was exposed. She twisted her slender waist and pouted her lips: "I feel that I have pretended to be very real, and I can still be seen through all at once. How angry!"

The chattering male team member once again played his outrageous role: "Fuck, shemale!"

Everyone: "..." Suddenly a man changed into a woman, and the difference in appearance is still so big. It seems that there is nothing wrong with saying that she is a ladyboy?

The enchanting woman's complexion sank: "Looking for death!"

The Earth Sightseeing Group has all joined the battle, and the only ones at the scene who are idle to watch the show are Mr. Xia and his boyfriend.

"Tch." Xia Baichuan laughed suddenly, "Interesting."

Xia Lanzhou nodded in agreement: "It's really interesting."

Just now, they were keenly aware that the space they were in had changed again, from the real Lanyun Dynasty plane to an illusory space!

The old man was real at the beginning, but at a certain moment in the middle, he was replaced by this enchanting woman who resembles a weapon spirit, and the space they were in became a fantasy space controlled by the people behind the scenes .

If you don't pay attention, you will regard the illusion as a real existence, and you will sink in the illusion until you die, until your soul also dissipates...

This tool spirit imitates the gossip thinking of the old man and continues to fool around, but there are always loopholes.

It doesn't matter if it is discovered, because no one will find out the truth, at most they will think that the old man was a monster from the beginning.And this kind of judgment will only make people believe in the authenticity of the illusion, and make themselves fall deeper...

Xia Lanzhou commented: "There are a lot of cleverness."

It is impossible for people who do this kind of trick to be strong enough to affect the entire Blue Cloud Dynasty plane, otherwise there is no need to do this at all, and they will not be afraid of trouble if they directly fight hard!So... the guy hiding in the dark can only accomplish all this through the gate of time and space on the earth.

In an instant, Xia Lanzhou concatenated what the guy who was hiding in the dark wanted to do.

On the earth, before he re-entered the earth, there was probably something dangerous already lurking, so that the earth consciousness would avoid it.

Before the earth consciousness discovered Xia Lanzhou, it used Sao operation to replace people with the shells of the natives of the local plane, making it ignore the past.And Xia Baichuan's appearance earlier attracted that thing's attention even more, that's why it made the Earth Consciousness so easy to obtain.

It is still very afraid of Xia Baichuan, so it chose a more troublesome method, using the time and space gates of the earth and the Lanyun Dynasty plane to do some small tricks, the purpose of which was that he wanted to confuse Xia Baichuan and make Xia Baichuan believe that He has already returned to the plane of the Blue Cloud Dynasty.

The main body of the gate of time and space is on the earth. If you move your hands and feet on the earth, you can still use the law of time and space in this gate to distort and control the space within a certain range around the time and space channel connecting the plane.

Although I don't know why the hidden things are so determined to kill Xia Baichuan, since he is so afraid, it is a good choice to drive him away or continue to use his own advantage to hide until Xia Baichuan leaves voluntarily.Now... Even if it wants to get up, it depends on whether Xia Baichuan is happy or not.

It was this fear that even Qi Ling couldn't help but take another look at Xia Baichuan, which exposed his true purpose of mainly dealing with Xia Baichuan.

It's just that it missed one point, that is, whether it's Xia Lanzhou or Xia Baichuan, they both stayed in the Blue Cloud Dynasty for a period of time, between true and false, not to mention that both of them belong to the medium and large pretending to be small, This kind of little trick can't fool them at all.

"Maybe... I know where the earth's consciousness is." Xia Lanzhou sighed, "It's unconsciously asking for help."

Sometimes he felt that he was about to switch to a rescue team, and he would spend his whole life fighting to save the lost plane as his own responsibility.

"Let's end it early." Xia Lanzhou rubbed the space between her brows, "The situation on Earth may be beyond our expectations."

The author has something to say: Li Fangting: Dog man man!

Qi Ling: Can dogs and men notice me when they are in a relationship? ?This unscientific! ! !

Earth Consciousness: You finally noticed me on the front line of life and death QAQ

Zhou Zhou: ...how can there be so much trouble if you ask for help directly?

Earth Consciousness: Huh!Who knew you were dating a big shot?Wouldn't it be better if you told me earlier!

Blue Star Consciousness: Did I forget to tell my friends on Earth what happened?