The whole world thinks I'm the Lord God

"Yes, Immortal Master!"

As soon as he mentioned this, the old man beamed with joy and eloquence, as if he was born more than 200 years earlier and saw the immortal who came down to earth with his own eyes!

"300 years ago, before our Blue Cloud Dynasty was established, the ruler at that time was a demon king! That demon king was cruel! He would eat at least 1 people a day! There were many complaints in the world, and the human race would be killed. It eats and perishes!"

"The main body? So edible, the main body should be a long worm, right? Fortunately, there were real gods who came down to earth at that time, killed the demon king, saved us, and brought a powerful founding queen to the people! position..."

Xia Lanzhou: "..." Although the white fox demon king has indeed done many evil things, his appetite is not as good as eating 1 people a day!

Sure enough, history is written by the victors. Not only did the white fox demon king become the uniform of the Blue Cloud team at that time, but now it is rumored that even his race has changed.

...Suddenly felt that, to a certain extent, the White Fox Demon King was a little pitiful.

"If you want to talk about the founding queen, she is also a poor person who is trapped by love." The old man said a little thirsty, drank the water in the water glass, and then smashed his mouth, "Girl, your water seems to be quite different... ..."

The earth has always been a world of absolute magic before, and it began to change slowly about half a year ago, but it is far from reaching the level of a world of low magic. All water sources are extremely common, even the pure natural mineral water in Shennongjia. It's just that it has less disinfectant smell than tap water, and it doesn't contain any aura at all.

The Blue Cloud Dynasty plane, after all, is the plane that will be promoted from the low-demon world to the middle-demon world. After using the spiritual energy, the taste is even more indescribable. Although it is not as good as the spiritual spring water, it is much better than the water on the earth.

It can be said that as long as you drink the water with spiritual energy, those high-quality water sources on the earth will be instantly compared to nothing.

Although Li Fangting didn't understand the inside story, she intuitively made a choice that was beneficial to her. She fooled around a few words, then changed the subject, and followed the direction of the old man's interested gossip: "Could it be that the founding queen also wanted something?" Unworthy people?"

She could see that this old man was a paparazzi with unlimited gossip!

The old man was really fooled, he sighed: "Of course there is! Isn't it the immortal national teacher!"

Xia Lanzhou: "..." This is a rumor!Reposting 500 times is a legal responsibility!

He obviously felt that there seemed to be a lot of sneaking eyes on him, and he didn't even need to check, he knew that it must be from the members of the Sightseeing Tour Map of Earth!

Xia Baichuan's face darkened, he was even angrier than Xia Lanzhou!I can't wait to slap and kill these mortals who created something out of nothing!

——Xia Lanzhou is his boyfriend!It's his his his! !Has nothing to do with Empress Narosch at all!

Li Fangting, who found that Mr. Bai seemed to be in a very unattractive mood, suddenly remembered that this guy seemed to be... quite a powerful person in this world?The most important thing is that he and Xia Lanzhou, a suspected "immortal national teacher", are in a boyfriend-boyfriend relationship!My boyfriend is likely to get angry when he is told this kind of gossip!

Once Mr. Bai got angry, he might kill people directly to silence him, but these earthlings couldn't stop him.

Therefore, for the safety of the old man's life, and for their earth tour group not to be angered by Mr. Bai, Li Fangting wisely interrupted the old man's words: "That, uncle..."

The old man turned his head: "What's the matter, girl?"

Before Li Fangting could speak, the old man glanced at the water in the water glass, and he suddenly realized something. He looked at the Earth Tour Group with pity, and then said earnestly: "Girl, don't drink the water that has been treated by monks in the future." They have sucked up the water of the spiritual energy! It is all useless waste water, even if it is used to raise pigs, pigs will hate it!"

Earth Tour Group: "...??" What does that mean?Are you saying they are inferior to pigs? ?

Before they could understand the meaning of the words, the old man continued to say: "What's wrong with these monks? They all have caves, but they want to go to the place where we mortals live, take out all the spiritual energy in the water, use Come to refine the spiritual spring water, it will make us mortals very miserable!"

Speaking of this, he slapped the tree trunk with a slap, and said angrily: "The founding empress has banned this kind of practice, but there are still many monks who do it secretly. They run so fast that the government can't control them. Until now ...Probably turned a blind eye and closed one eye!"

"According to me, our current empress is not as good as the one who founded the country!"

"If you say this, you are not afraid of wearing it into the ears of the current empress?" Li Fangting said in a seemingly unintentional manner, "By the way, sir, have you also experienced the period of the founding empress?"

"How is it possible? Old man, I am only 89 years old today, and I am still very young." The old man said, "But although I did not catch up with the good times, my father's generation has always missed the days when the founding queen was in power. ..."

Earth tour group: "..." Ye, only, eight, ten, nine, old, still, young, young, yes, very.

On earth, 89 years old is simply a long life, okay?

Obviously, people on earth at this stage cannot understand the life span of human beings in the world with aura.

In a world with higher aura density, the lifespan of creatures will be longer.The main reason is that their bodies have been in an environment with sufficient aura for a long time. Even if they cannot cultivate, their bodies have more or less absorbed sporadic aura factors, which not only prolongs their lifespan, but also improves their physical fitness a lot.

For example, in a world without demons or even with absolute demons, the average lifespan of a creature is 50 years, so in a world with low demons, this number will increase by about 50.00%. It will increase by half again, and in the world of high demons, it will be doubled in the world of medium demons!As for how the super magic world starts to increase, it all depends on the laws of the plane of the world.

Humans on the Blue Cloud Dynasty plane have an average lifespan of about 120 years. Based on the average lifespan of humans on Earth at 80 years old, the old man's 89 years old is equivalent to 59 years old on Earth, and he has not yet reached the retirement age. Therefore, he said that he Still young or something, totally fine!

Unaware of the expressions of the earth tour group who were shocked by his words, the old man continued to talk about him.

He said that over the years, his words have been narrated many times, and his children have had a conditioned reflex of wanting to vomit. Said vigorously?

Earth tour group: "..." They are just a tree hole together?

In 300 years, not only the world has changed, but also the rumors.

The first empress, Xu Minglan, reigned for 200 years and never married. It was rumored that she had a crush on her heart and had been waiting in her heart, but she never waited for that person's return.

As for the speculation of the queen's heart, it is generally believed that she is the first national teacher.

There are two pieces of evidence for this conjecture.

One is that Empress Xu Minglan painted a room full of portraits of the national teachers by herself in her spare time. When she abdicated, she kept almost everything, but took all of these portraits away.

There was also a young talent who expressed his admiration to the Queen, but was stopped by the Queen saying that he was "not as good as the teacher of the state", and since then he has looked down on mortal men even more.

The second is that after the empress abdicated, she moved to Yunzhou City where the national teacher first appeared to live in seclusion.

Legend has it that the queen turned into the appearance when she first met the immortal national teacher, just waiting for the national teacher to appear again, so that she could meet him with the most familiar appearance of the national teacher for the first time.

A teenage girl is just the most innocent look.

Perhaps it was because the first national teacher came to the mortal world for the first time around Yunzhou City. In addition, the founding empress lived here in seclusion, and the overall size of Yunzhou City was enlarged by three times, and the city wall was also three times thicker and higher. !The overall look is more majestic and majestic, as if it has broken away from the specifications of a mortal city, and is transforming into the fairy city imagined by mortals!

Later, even though the Blue Cloud Dynasty had expanded to every corner of the entire plane, the status of this Yunzhou City was still stable, and it faintly became the city second only to the imperial capital in the entire Dynasty!

The old man is still full of ideas: "According to rumors, the queen is not unrequited love. The immortal national teacher has actually known the founding queen for a long time. The queen was locked up by the cruel demon king since she was a child, and the national teacher went to see him every day. He came and went. Just... all in all, I only envy mandarin ducks and not immortals!"

He sighed, and changed the topic: "But the good times don't last long. The national teacher is a fairy after all, and he can't stay in the world for long. In just one year, he returned to the upper realm and broke up with the queen! Since then, the queen He became more and more dignified, focused on expanding the territory, and later resigned in order to become an immortal and ascend to the upper realm, just to find the national teacher and continue his career!"

The old man seems to have a good understanding of the founding queen and the immortal national teacher, and he is also very good at telling stories. No matter what the reality is, all kinds of true and false gossip pass through his mouth. , Instantly increased a lot of credibility, so much so that these earthlings who listened to gossip were taken aback for a moment, like freshly baked bumpkins.

So, after listening to the "epic love story" spoken by the aborigines of the plane, the bumpkins from the earth all looked at Xia Lanzhou secretly with a look of "so you are such a scumbag!"

Xia Lanzhou: "..."

Xu Minglan was only 13 years old back then, okay?Where did the love story come from?He's not a fetishist!

Besides, the little girl is devoted to Taoism, so she treats him as a master, okay?

—These people's minds are so dirty!

At this moment, Xia Lanzhou couldn't help thinking of a great purification of human thoughts.

"Wait, sir!" The chatty male team member caught the loophole, "While you said that what the queen couldn't ask for was the national teacher, you said it was guesswork, and now it's the national teacher who had a relationship with the queen. One paragraph? Isn't that inconsistent?"

The old man glared at him: "What are you talking about, the young man? Why don't I process the details reasonably!"

Everyone: "..."

Well, process the details reasonably.

It's just your processing, everyone takes it seriously, okay?

The author has something to say: Grandpa: The Insect Demon King is extremely cruel!

White Fox Demon King: Thank you, I am a white fox and not a worm!

Grandpa: It eats at least 1 people a day!

White Fox Demon King: ...MMP What you are talking about is not the White Fox Demon King, but the White Pig Demon King!

Grandpa: Isn’t this a reasonable processing of details?

Earthlings: emmm... this sentence seems familiar!