[Comprehensive] Strategy game of self-delusion

After eating the suspected children's set menu*3, Tamamomae washed the dishes very consciously, then sat back on the sofa and watched TV, actively absorbing all modern knowledge.

Lihua put away the dried clothes, carried them to the sofa and folded them one by one.

Glancing at Yu Zaoqian's serious side face, the exquisite makeup makes him look like a pretty woman, the bright red on his lips has faded from a meal just now, and the crow's feather-like hair is curled up, trimmed round and smooth The nails are painted with bright red nail polish.

Every part of her body has been carefully taken care of, and together with the kimono she is wearing, she draws out large petals with gold thread.

Lihua was fascinated by it without knowing it, and moved up a little bit along the curve of the hem of the clothes, like walking a maze with no end in sight.

However, those lines were so fine and messy that it made people dizzy. When Lihua raised her head and slowly opened her eyes, she realized that Yuzao's gaze that was originally on the TV had been fixed on herself.

"Yuzaoqian..." Lihua called his name, not knowing what to say, just when she lowered her eyes, she saw his hand resting on his lap, with a slender index finger and a curved nail It was just right, and the plump red nail polish that was weighed was even more lustrous.

This inevitably made her think of the other hands, the nails were mottled red, and it should have been such a beautiful red before.

She asked, "Do you have nail polish on your hands?"

Yuzao said, "Yes, what's the matter? Does Lihua want to paint nail polish too?" As he spoke, he had already looked at the girl's hands, the edges were neatly trimmed, and the pink and tender nail beds showed through the nail surface. Too small for such a red color.

This is good enough for now, but it would also look good if it was painted with cherry powder.

Lihua waved her hand, "I don't paint it, but I have a friend who also likes red nail polish. If Yuzao has nail polish of this color, please give me a bottle."

It shouldn't matter to Fu Sangshen to use things used by monsters, she thought so.

The last time she went to Wanwu to buy chicks, she also took a look around, but she didn't find any red nail polish. She had chosen a gift for the other Fusangshen. .

"I made it myself. If Lihua wants it, I'll give you a bottle." Yuzao said, "It's just that the ones I made before are stored in the earl's shop, and it will take a few days to make new ones."

Li Hua said, "Then let's go to Earl's store to get it on weekends, and I just gave the Earl a cake as a thank you gift."

She smiled, rubbed his tail, and let out a breath of satisfaction, "Thanks to the earl for recommending me the pet Tamamo, I really couldn't be more satisfied."

The tail is hot, soft, and fluffy. It feels like heaven. There is nothing wrong with it.

Yuzao replied, "That's how it is."

After solving one thing, Lihua also remembered what she wanted to say before, "I'll take a shower first, and when Yato comes back, tell him that there is dinner for him in the kitchen."

Taking out the clothes for bathing from the pile of folded clothes, Lihua looked at Tamamo-mae who deliberately did not answer, and was a little worried, "Tamamo-mae, do you not get along with Yato?"

Although I noticed a little sign before, it seems that the situation is more serious than I thought.

Yuzao turned hundreds of lies in her mind, but she still told the truth in her focused eyes, "Monsters have never been able to get along with those gods, not to mention that he is an identity swaying between monsters and gods."

Lihua actually didn't quite understand it, but she probably understood the meaning, she looked out the window, the sky had completely darkened, but the god who always had a hippie smile hadn't come back, "If that's all, then let's go to Yuzao. "

She rubbed her hand, "I don't know much about these things, so I can't force Yuzao to do something before, and I wouldn't be a competent master in that way."

Speaking of this, she smiled a little embarrassedly, "But thanks to Yato, I was able to meet Tamamo-mae. Whether it was the encounter with Yato or Tamamo-mae, it is very beautiful to me."

"Although it's my selfishness, it's good to get along well."

Yuzao listened quietly to her, and patted her head lightly after she stopped talking, "I see, let's take a bath."

Just being treated like this, the originally uneasy mood suddenly calmed down, because she knew that what she said would be listened to seriously, Lihua nodded heavily, and went to the bathroom with her clothes in her arms.

After closing the bathroom door, she turned on the faucet pointing to the hot water side, and went back to the mirror to brush her teeth. The fresh taste of toothpaste filled her mouth, and Lihua suddenly felt that she was a little too much.

When Yato came to borrow the room, he settled on this matter as if joking, and he didn't discuss it with Tamazao beforehand.

Is it because in her heart she regards herself as the hero of a strategy game who has the right to decide everything?The white foam gradually increased during the automatic vibration of the toothbrush, Lihua turned off the button of the electric toothbrush, looked at herself in the mirror and admitted one thing.

From the beginning to the end, even until now, she felt that she was fighting alone.

In fact, there is nothing worthy of her nostalgia in the real world outside the game, just like "Rika Asakura" at the beginning, a home alone, no friends, no lovers.

But now "Asakura Rika" is different. She has a fluffy monster pet and can tell her bedtime stories. In the dark night, just relying on it can give her an unimaginable sense of security.

There are also those who need her sword to pay the gods, and will put a dew-stained flower in front of her window, try to learn how to do housework to lighten her burden, and accompany her quietly when she notices that she is in a low mood.

Although I was very reluctant to part with her when we parted, I still said Ji Jun with a smile, and it was a good journey.

Borrowing the god of misfortune who lives at home, there are often times when people are speechless, but once she tells him what to do, she will agree to it.Even though he is a god, he can do everything and make efforts not to be forgotten.

Finally, I have a friend, who is the same age, like the perfect favored child in the rumors, but has a serious illness, and when I feel lost and complains to her, I will cheer her up and encourage her.

The current life may be even better than the life in her dreams. After all, she never thought that she would have a monster pet, let the gods use it, and become friends with people who have the title of "Son of God" .

Spitting out the foam in her mouth, Lihua took out her mobile phone and sent a message to Yukimura Seiichi in a serious manner: [Jingichi, I really think the title Son of God is too secondary. 】

While washing her face, she received a message from Yukimura Seiichi: 【Please don't moles|molest me, besides, let me tell you secretly, I think so too. 】

Like the rumored perfect proud son of heaven, he occasionally sends out some unstoppable messages.

Lihua interpreted this sentence as that he was too idle in the hospital.

So, [I heard Mr. Asakura say today that you are going to be discharged from the hospital in a few days, right? 】

Yukimura Seichi: 【Yes, my body has been normal for the past few days, and the doctor said that I have not been hospitalized to wait for surgery, so I should be able to go to school tomorrow. 】

Lihua: [I heard two girls in class today ask Liu Lianer about your situation, but he didn't give a clear answer. Have you told them about your condition? 】

Yukimura Seichi: [I didn’t say everything, this disease is annoying only when it occurs, other times I’m still a normal person, Asakura Rika-san, please don’t treat me as fragile after I return to class. 】

Lihua glanced at the bathtub and felt that the hot water was almost filled, so she turned the faucet to the cold water side, and then replied: [That was originally planned, since you don't like it, then treat you as a beautiful flower, than Fragile is better. (￣︶￣)]

Seiichi Yukimura sent three question marks, followed by another: [Just treat me as a human being]

When it comes to human beings, Liu is obviously a human being. No matter how much you try to walk and take notes with your eyes closed, it is too unscientific. The former is acceptable, but the latter simply does not conform to common sense.

So, it's not that the eyes are closed but the eyes are too small?

Just remembering it, Rika sent her question to Yukimura Seiichi, but after the cold water and hot water in the bathtub were mixed to the right temperature, she did not receive Yukimura Seiichi's answer.

Lihua guessed that Yukimura Seichi was also stumped by this question.

Putting the mobile phone in the clothes calmly, stepping into the bathtub, the body below the head was submerged in the warm water, and the sore limbs that were running around in the store in the afternoon were instantly rescued.

However, after soaking for a while, I still feel that Honmaru's bathroom is more comfortable.

After all, it is an open-air hot spring, and there are meatballs and sake in a wooden basin. Rika closed her eyes, sank to the surface of the water, and spit out a few bubbles.

Ah, I forgot to wash my hair earlier.

Drilling out of the water, taking a big breath of fresh air, Lihua simply let down her tied hair and let it hang loosely behind her back, she took a handful of water and poured it on her face.

I rubbed my face hard, and decided to take this game more seriously, just like living a new life of my own.

****

It took more time to take a shower than usual, Rika dried her hair and walked out of the bathroom door, there was a message from Yukimura Seiki 10 minutes ago on her phone, 【Yu...shouldn't be small eyes.... 】

[Yukimura Seiichi-san, the uncertainty in your words has been transmitted through the screen. ] After clicking send, Lihua put the phone away.

At this time, Yato has returned, but for some reason, he used a [Shock! ! ! ] looked at her.

Then he ran in front of her, bent slightly and approached her ear, with a hesitant and excited tone, "That stinky fox actually told me that there is food left for me in the kitchen, I suspect he might be a little abnormal."

Lihua clenched her fists when she heard that title, and after hearing the last sentence, she beat up Yato, holding his ears, and said seriously, "Yato, don't call Tamamo-mae like that again."

Yetou covered his ears and moaned in pain, but he also realized something from her expression, and continued to whisper, "Could it be that he really told me that the kitchen left me dinner out of kindness?"

He hesitated a few times and then softened his tone, "Okay, okay, I know I was wrong, and I won't call it that way in the future."

Then he said a little aggrieved, "Don't be angry, he also often calls me Luoshen, I came back to make lunch for him at noon today, but he is not at home, so I made a trip for nothing."

Lihua let go of her hand, knowing that Yeto would let him go, otherwise it would be easy to avoid her two blows, she rubbed his red ears, and explained, "He went out to eat at noon today, and I gave him The mobile phone he bought won’t arrive until tomorrow, so you couldn’t get in touch when you came.”

Then he became serious again, "I talked to Yuzao, I hope he can get along well with you, and he did listen to my opinion, so he reminded you that he has dinner for you."

"So, Yato too, I hope you can get along well with Tamamo-mae."

Yato scratched the tip of his nose, his eyes wandered, "Since you said so, I have a lot of gods, so it's not like I can't get along well with him."

"That would be the best." Li patted him on the shoulder, "Then go and eat."

After calling Tamamo to take a bath, Rika returned to her room and returned to her normal job as a middle school student—doing her homework.

****

When the last math homework was written, Lihua was turning her pen to look at the topic. Yuzao opened the door and came in, with a sound of steam after taking a shower. He has never had any extra curiosity, and he would not deliberately wander behind Lihua to watch her write. Operation.

When he went out today, in addition to buying lunch, he also bought a book called Heianjing Monster Language. The title interested him a lot, so he bought it.

Just take a look at it now, and compare it with the story I told Lihua to see if there is anything I can add.

After finishing her homework, Lihua tidied up her desk and schoolbag. Looking back, she saw Yuzao tearing off the book in front of her hand expressionlessly, and lit a wisp of fox fire without any ash.

She thought for a while that the words applicable to this occasion should be, "Tamamo, don't burn things in the bedroom."

"Go outside and burn it next time." Tamazamo replied with a sullen face.

It turns out...is there a next time?However, seeing Yuzaoqian's rarely angry expression, Lihua was still quite curious, "That was a book just now, why did you burn it?"

Yu Zaoqian didn't really want to mention the book that was full of wild guesses about the relationship between monsters. When he thought that there were many other books like this in the bookstore besides the one in his hand, he wanted to burn them all.

he!Before Tamamo!There's no way it's a woman!

It's even more impossible to tempt Shuten-douji and Ootengu to fight!

Shuten-douji and Ootengu just couldn't understand each other that the other was even more arrogant than themselves.

Looking at Lihua's pure eyes, Yuzao calmed down his anger, and said lightly, "It's a book I don't like. Tonight we'll still talk about Heian-kyo. I think you were very interested last night."

There is nothing to say about the popular science of disasters and gods. The most important thing now is to clarify the things between the monsters first, instead of being confused by those fabricated books in the future.

I really want to burn the books I don't like like Tamazamae, such as mathematics, Chinese, history, and home economics.

Lihua imagined the consequences of burning the books, and felt that she should have the courage to burn the books, but she couldn't afford to notify her parents.

Uncle will probably be angered into a devil.

But if my aunt acts coquettishly at that time, it shouldn't be a big problem, after all, my uncle is a strict wife.

Moreover, he has been in love with his aunt for decades, which is probably why the uncle did not directly find girls to become idols, but let his subordinates who made mistakes become idols.

In this way, I won't be afraid that my aunt will think too much, my uncle is really a good man.

"Lihua." The call in front of Yuzao pulled Lihua from the world of thinking to the real world. He watched helplessly as the child pretended nothing had happened and hummed, and felt that she looked cute as if nothing had happened. Things are not angry anymore.

Lihua got into bed, hugged Yuzaoqian's tail, rubbed it, and said emotionally, "Tamamoqian is willing to take the initiative to show affection to Yato, I'm really happy."

Tamamomae put his hand on her head, the color of sandalwood made his hand look sickly pale, he smiled slightly, "Because I want to make Rika happy."

Lihua stroked the hair on the tip of her tail twice, and said in a low voice, "But I also want to make Yuzao happy."

"Yeto is always easy to make people angry when he speaks. My Yuzao Mae is different. He speaks very well, so don't be as knowledgeable as Yeto, hmph."

Like a child complaining, she said the words 'my home' again, just wanting to be hugged and coddled.

But Yuzao also knew that she was not really angry, and she should be coaxing him.

"Okay, okay, let's not mention Yato. Tamazamae is going to tell me some monster stories today." Rika was looking forward to today's bedtime story, and Tamazamae said that the world of monsters is very interesting.

Maybe he was annoyed by the description about himself in that book, which made him want to say something to protect his reputation, Tamamo patted her head, "Then tell me my story."

"I am a monster born in the mountains and forests. At that time, I couldn't transform into a human form, but it was fun to run in the mountains and forests all day long."

"There is a clear mountain spring in the deepest forest in the east. It tastes sweet and refreshing. Every day, I hold a big leaf to fetch water, and then put it back into the cave where I live."

"I seem to be the only one who knows there, and I haven't seen other monsters fetching water." Because of the memory, his expression softened, and he even chuckled, "But it is also possible that there is only rare mountain spring water there. There are several creeks, and most monsters are used to drinking there."

……

"I have a good friend named Ge Ye, who is of the same race as me. Like her, I have fallen in love with humans, but I am worse than her. She fell in love with ordinary humans, while I fell in love with witches. , the gods will not allow shrine maidens and monsters to be together."

……

"My friend has a human child, and she doesn't regret being with that human being, nor does she regret telling her who she is, even if it ended badly, I met him once when the child grew up, It really looks like my friend..."

……

The voice in front of Yuzao gradually faded away, and the darkness in front of him gradually became thicker.

I just vaguely remember that I really want to go to Heian-kyo, where youkai are active.

If I could meet Tamamomae at that time...

The author has something to say: Tomorrow, there should be three shifts as a rule when entering v, but the year is not very long, I will try my best to make three shifts, and if there is a second shift in the end, I will replenish you later

I exploded on New Year's Day

Do you have a kiss?Do you have a hug?

Without me, I'd shrink into the corner of the wall and wither