[Comprehensive] Strategy game of self-delusion

The daily life of the great god Yato starts with a bowl of red bean glutinous rice balls in the morning. Although he almost didn't eat it because he didn't brush his teeth, which is a reason that humans only care about, but in the end, he still let Xiao The believers offered breakfast willingly.

Sweet red beans, soft and sticky glutinous rice balls, thick black sesame seeds will flow out after biting the outer skin, it is really delicious.In addition, when I think that this is enshrined to myself by the little believer, it tastes even better.

However, he stopped, and the hard ceramic spoon hit the bowl made of the same material, making a crisp sound, and was reminded by the little believer, "Don't hit the bowl with the spoon, Yato."

Hey, hey, he's a god, so talking to him like this is too embarrassing for him. Besides, he was just thinking about when was the last time he had breakfast.

After thinking for a while, Yato gave up, the time was too long, he couldn't remember at all.

However, gods like Fujin God are usually enshrined for dinner. Probably at night, all those thoughts that were covered up during the day will come out, but he has not done his own job for a long time.

The reason is nothing more than being forgotten by human beings and he himself is really tired of being a god of misfortune.

It's not that he's tired of being a god, but that he's tired of the endless killings when he is the God of Wojin, as if it will never stop, and the dead entangle him like shadows.

But it doesn't matter, even if he does it again, he will kill them all.

Although he heard some words that he didn't want to hear in the middle of breakfast, he still ate the rare breakfast with a feeling that could be said to be cherished.At this time, Lihua just started to eat, breathing hot air.

Like a puffer fish full of gas and deflation, no, puffer fish is much cuter than her.

He was sitting with a quilt on his body, and moved to the edge of the table like this. He raised his hand, intending to put the bowl and spoon on it.

But unexpectedly, it was short.

At this moment, Yato really wanted to have the ability of the rubber fruit, and stretched his hand a little, so that it would not be so embarrassing.

He heard a chuckle, and then the bowl in his hand was taken over and placed on the table, followed by a small and delicate face with a slight smile, "Yato, do you want another bowl?"

Yato nodded, and said quickly after realizing, "I'm full, um, I'm full." As for the reason why I was stunned just now, I don't want to talk about it.

The girl who changed her regular uniform put on a standardized school uniform. The middle school student is still too young, like a flower bud, but she can already glimpse the beauty after it is in full bloom.

She pinned the long hair scattered in front of her back, her white fingers and earlobes, "I thought about it, it's not bad to be a Yato Miko."

"Even the gods are too unmotivated." It should be a complaint, but the pink lips are lightly pursed like a baby, "Come on, Yato."

Yato turned his head away, scratched his cheek with his fingers, and said in a rare voice, "Okay, okay, I see."

She even got closer, so close that she could feel her breath and the scent of her hair, but she had pure doubts on her face, "Yato, why are you blushing?"

Yato avoided her outstretched hand, quickly retracted to the place where he slept last night, and said loudly, "I'm asleep!"

Her voice could be heard through the thin quilt, but it could be lowered, "Huh? Yato is so weird today."

Where is this god strange?

No, it's really strange, at least he didn't dare to say the above sentence in front of her.

Obviously it was her, it was Lihua who said the foul words first.

A job like a witch requires a willingness to give everything to the god she serves from the bottom of her heart. Thinking of her telling him to cook for Tamazamae, Yato snorted softly.

Just like you, it is impossible to be my miko, a guy who is not sincere at all, besides, how can a shrine give orders to God so casually.

After enduring it for a long time, the corners of his lips curled up, and he smirked like a cat that had stolen a fish.

This kind of good mood probably lasted until after Lihua left. In order to fulfill Miko-sama's request, Yato opened the door of Lihua's room. The blackout curtains were still drawn, and the room was dark. "Hey, do you want to eat breakfast?"

"Get out." A deep voice came from somewhere with fluorescent lights on.

Yeto snorted coldly, ignored him, went straight to the bed and opened the curtains, the window opened, instantly flooding the room with morning light, he was bathed in the cool air, "I said, you take yourself too seriously It's time, stinky fox."

With some deliberate malice, he said, "This is not your room, a certain pet."

"It's better than the god of misfortune who doesn't invite you to the door. It's nice to lay the floor in the living room." Tamamomae sat up after Rika left the room, and maintained this position until now.

Yato felt that he could restrain his urge to fight this stinky fox, and raised his eyebrows, "Ah, the breakfast made by Lihua is so delicious, a certain stinky fox can't eat it anyway."

Sure enough, seeing Yu Zaoqian's complexion suddenly darkened, his dark golden pupils looked over, and even smiled, "Then you make me breakfast now, good luck."

Youkai's good hearing naturally allowed him to hear all the conversations between Lihua and him in the living room.

Yato is not angry either, sooner or later Lihua will become his witch, this stinky fox will be one level lower than him, "Go now."

When Yato left the room, Tamamo returned to the quilt and turned over. It was full of human scent, which was too strong for the fox's sense of smell, like the overflowing aroma of wine, intoxicating.

However, in the end it's just a taste.

Idiot, actually volunteered to be the maiden of Futsu God. It seems that I have to change the bedtime story tonight, and replace the anecdote of Heianjing with the popular science of Futsu God.

After dawdling in the quilt for a while, messing up her smooth long hair, Tamamomae calmed down a little, got out of the quilt, folded the quilt, pulled the bed, and then straightened her hair and put on slippers Went to the bathroom.

When Shi Shiran came out of the bathroom, he was already a big guy in women's clothing with full makeup (no).

Yato put a large bowl of red bean glutinous rice balls in front of him while wearing an apron, Tamazamae stretched out his hand calmly, "Spoon."

"Here you are!" Yetou turned around angrily, held back his temper, and threw the spoon into his hand.

After breakfast, Tamazamo wanted to wash the dishes on his own initiative, but thought that Rika was not at home, and the misfortune god who wanted to trick Rika into becoming a shrine maiden was there instead, so he threw the spoon into the bowl and said, "Go wash the dishes."

"Wash by yourself." Rolling his eyes, he took off his apron and hung it up, Yato turned and left, "My business hours are up, let's go, stinky fox."

Yuzao smiled before, and said flatly, "In order not to be forgotten, I really worked hard, what a disaster."

Yeto's back froze for a moment, he pretended nothing happened and jumped from the window, eating a mouthful of air, he landed on the telephone pole, clenched his fists and said, "I'm so mad, stinky fox."

When the phone rang, he calmed down his tone, flattering and ingratiating, "Moshi Moshi, this is Almighty God Yato, who is necessary for home and outing, do you need my help?"

After rescuing a person who jumped from a building, passing a roll of paper to someone who went to the toilet without paper, and repairing a clogged toilet, the morning passed, Yato thought about it, and went to Xiaofu's house.

Xiao Fu is one of his few friends. Although she is a god of poverty, she is not in danger of being forgotten. Unlike him, it doesn't matter if she becomes attached to others. As long as she doesn't continue to associate with others, she will be forgotten soon , and then disappear.

This is the fate of the wild gods.

He was still a little angry when he went out in the morning, but after completing a few business deals, Yato put Tamamo-mae behind him and spent the rest of the morning at Xiaofu's house.

Noon was coming to an end, and it was about to arrive in the afternoon. Yato turned on his phone and checked the time. He really didn't want to go back to cook for that stinky fox, but he still returned to the place where he stayed all night.

As a result, I saw that the fox was not at home, and even the money on the table was gone.

Annoyed, if I knew I would not come back, I also took away the money on the table.From Yato who grinned and gritted his teeth.

At this time, Yuzao was looking for various foods that appeared on TV in the food street with money. In addition, the location of the food street was also known from watching TV.

Applause for the fox who strives to learn worldly knowledge and human activities.

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When Lihua got home, Tamazamo had already returned, and he was very satisfied with the knowledge he had learned on TV, and as for the money, of course he had spent all of it. (proud face)

"Today's gift is fried chicken nuggets!" Lihua, who knew nothing, handed over the reheated fried chicken nuggets, "It was made by the manager of the shop where I worked part-time. It's super delicious."

After that, Lihua's mother (I think) who was outside all day began to ask the fox cub (I think) who was at home (I think) all day.

"Fifty Rules of Living with Pets" - Be sure to treat your pets like family.

Lihua: "Did Tamamo have breakfast today?"

Yuzao nodded before swallowing the fried chicken nuggets: "I've eaten, it's red bean glutinous rice balls."

Rika: "Did Yato make you lunch?"

Yuzao shook his head before swallowing another fried chicken nugget, "I took the money and went out to buy it myself."

Lihua was moved in her heart, my Zaizai would go out to buy food by herself.She patted his head lovingly, "Tamamo-mae is really good, is the fried chicken delicious?"

Yuzao blinked her golden pupils, stuck out her tongue and licked her lower lip, "It's delicious."

How can my cub be so cute!

"Then eat more, Mama, no, I'll make dinner for Yuzao."

Because I already ate fried chicken nuggets to fill my stomach today, I wanted something simple for dinner. Lihua opened the refrigerator to look, and decided to make ordinary omelet rice, which happened to have tomato sauce.

So after a while, Tamazamo and the red smiling face on the omurice looked at each other in silence.

Then poke the smiling face with a fork without expression.

And orange juice...

If you add toys, this is the standard children's meal.

The author has something to say: Yu Zaoqian: I am a little tired, and I want to know if the children's meal is my illusion.

Some things are delayed today, New Year's Eve, have the little angels cleaned the house yet?To welcome the new year~

Happy New Year's Eve, Happy New Year, everyone will be happy in the new year, and it will go smoothly, and I will send you red envelopes mua~