[Comprehensive] Daiyu's live broadcast routine

"Accept." Daiyu reminded her when she saw a frame jump out of the screen in front of Xueyan.

"I don't want to accept it..." Xueyan muttered, and clicked "Yes" on her sleeve, and then there were a few G books about writing novels in the mailbox. Various novels.Xueyan was dazzled by the sight, frowned and said nothing, Daiyu just sipped tea and smiled, seeing her maidservant with one head and two big ones, she felt very comfortable.

Daiyu: Well, I want you to experience the power of fans.

→However, Daiyu doesn't know that this fan is not only a fan, but also wants to abduct her maid.

"These books are too messy. You can read them later, and I'll help you sort them out later." Daiyu picked a lotus leaf with many drops of water on it, which looked crystal clear like emeralds. "We How about picking some lotus leaves and cooking porridge at home?"

"Well, lotus leaf porridge is beautiful and nourishing. Drinking it in this weather is the most nourishing. After a while, lotus pods will grow here, so I will dig out the lotus seeds and peel them for the girl to eat!" Xueyan said with a smile.

"Just do as you said." Daiyu put the lotus leaf aside, "The scenery is so good, how about drawing a picture of a boat sailing in a lotus pond, just to add to the fun?"

There was a lot of applause on the barrage.

"I'll get you calligraphy, what color do you want?" Xueyan got up and asked.

"First green, second green, third green, ochre...that's all, bring some here." Daiyu counted on her fingers and ordered Xueyan.

"Okay." Xueyan raised the curtain and entered the cabin, and soon came out holding a porcelain box, which contained all kinds of paints that Daiyu wanted, and Xueyan had adjusted each color for Daiyu's convenience.

Daiyu took it, set up the paperweight, thought about the structure carefully, picked up a brush and dipped it in ink, and began to draw methodically.

Xueyan was doing nothing at the side, looking at the dense lotus leaves all around and the koi swimming under the lotus leaves, a golden idea flashed in Xueyan's mind, and then she opened the clipboard and began to write her first essay—— "The Little Fairy of the Number One Scholar".

This story is very short, Xueyan is not good at description, so she spent a few hundred words to describe the incident, the general idea is: a carp in a pond in a certain mansion became a spirit, but she has been living in the pond Later, the yard changed owners, and the new owner was the second best. He often liked to take his wife and children to the pond with books to study and recite. After going back and forth, this carp spirit also learned a lot. .

Then one day, when listening to the No. [-] reading "Zhuangzi", the carp spirit seemed to realize something, jumped out of the pond, leaped over the dragon gate and became a fairy.It's just that this carp fairy became a fairy by the favor of this family before, so she had to stay and repay the couple's kindness, so that she can officially be listed in the fairy class.

Fairy Carp returned to the family where she used to live, and made a request to repay her kindness. Unexpectedly, the couple looked at each other and smiled, jokingly saying that if she can come back with the first prize, the kindness will be understood.The carp fairy believed it was true, so she disguised herself as a man and went to Beijing to take the exam. Unexpectedly, she won the first prize, and it became a good story for a while.And after Fairy Liyu was in high school, she turned into a ray of white light and went to the upper realm, officially becoming a fairy.

Xueyan is a story written in vernacular, so people of any age can read it without much effort. She posted this story in the group for everyone to read for free.This is her debut work, there are naturally a lot of problems and bugs, and everyone does not blame her. She should find problems for her, and correct the logic of the logic. Xueyan thought about it one by one and deleted it as appropriate. Wait for the story When the finished product came out, Xueyan showed it to Daiyu who had just stopped writing, and asked her how she was writing.

Daiyu was wiping her hands with a handkerchief, rinsing her mouth and eating tea. At first glance, she saw the document that Xueyan was holding to her, and thought it was another interesting book she had just found, but after a quick glance, she was disappointed, "Take it away."

"What do you think of the writing, Miss?" Xueyan asked cautiously.

"There is a bit of aura, but the storyline is too thin." Daiyu said slowly, "It feels like it was written by a novice. The writing is not very smooth, and the plot is a bit vulgar."

Xueyan immediately looked at Daiyu with a mournful face, holding her mouth, looking pitiful.Daiyu was just about to wash her brushes, but when she turned her head and saw her like this, why don't you understand?Daiyu felt a little headache, if she knew it earlier, she wouldn't speak up quickly, now Xueyan looks a bit sluggish, her eyes have lost the brilliance of the past.

"I said it casually, don't worry about it. You know that my mouth is as sharp as a knife, and this article is actually well written." It was the first time Daiyu pressed her conscience to say these soft words, and felt that the back of her teeth was swollen. Then it hurts.

"..." Xueyan only glanced at Daiyu, her expression became more gloomy, and she simply turned her head and took the clipboard into the cabin, leaving only Daiyu a graceful back.

"Who's going to coax her, I'm really not good at this." Daiyu muttered to herself.

A line of words floated on the bullet screen——

【King of Professional Thieves】Leave this kind of thing to me.

Two quarters of an hour later, Xueyan showed Daiyu the revised manuscript with great interest. Daiyu put down the barley in her hand, turned around and glanced at Xueyan's manuscript, and after thinking for a long time, she held her chin and said against her will. A few sentences: "It's pretty good, but we need to work harder on rhetoric. This part is a bit lacking, but everything else is fine."

After saying this, Daiyu took a sip of tea from the teacup beside her, feeling that she needed to be quiet.

The story of Xueyan has improved this time, and it has become less mediocre. There are conflicts between the characters in it-she modified the part where Fairy Carp wants to repay her favor, and added the role of Tanhua's family, and made Tanhualang's The madam is written as a vicious woman with a human face and a beast heart. On the surface, she is kind to the carp fairy, but secretly punishes her. Now the whole story looks a lot more fun.

But Xueyan has a fatal problem. She writes articles too rigidly. She never adds more words if she can. The description of scenery and inner activities are all blank. This makes her whole article read boring. , It's like looking at a blueprint through a telescope, or it seems to be a graffiti drawn by a child with charcoal, and it is completely impossible to substitute yourself into the whole story.

But Daiyu didn't say anything about it. Xueyan had just started writing, and the only books she had read before were "Mulan" and "Liang Shanbo and Zhu Yingtai". These stories are very classic, but Xueyan If you write another one according to the gourd painting, it will completely lose that flavor.Besides, she is a novice writer of novels, and she has never met many men, so it is a bit embarrassing to write that kind of lingering love story when she first comes up.

"Are you going to change it later?" Daiyu asked, fanning it with a fan.

"I won't change this for the time being, because I can't change anything better, and I want to write a new story." Xueyan said, "Girl, please help me as a staff member."

"What story, let's hear it?"

"This story is a ghost story. I also heard it from the older generation in my family, so I wrote it down. The story happened in..." Xueyan told the story in a very way, and people couldn't help but listen to it. Going in, Daiyu secretly admired that she could only read manuscripts, and she had never tried this kind of impromptu speech without a script.

The story of Xueyan tells the story of two great immortals. The protagonists are two great immortals, one is a nine-tailed white fox, and the other is a thousand-year-old black snake. The two immortals worshiped the ancestors of Xueyan together, but they have never been used to each other. , Later, for some reason, the two parties reconciled, not to mention, and even became a husband and wife, protecting the safety and health of the Xueyan lineage together, until now.

And this blank area where they got so good that they could become husband and wife was made up by Xueyan.

She made up this story very skillfully, saying that the black snake was saved by the nine-tailed white fox, but the nine-tailed white fox also lost its magic power, and the two were trapped in a dangerous situation and could not get out. In order to get out, the two had to Working together, from the beginning when they didn't like each other, to their personalities getting better and better, the two became close friends without knowing it.Finally one day, the two regained their mana and broke out of the predicament together.After this experience, they washed away their prejudice against each other, and simply became husband and wife, punishing evil and promoting good, and protecting one side.

"No more?" Daiyu asked after listening.

"No more." Xueyan nodded hesitantly.

"It doesn't sound like a husband and wife, but it looks like two men living together." Daiyu smiled wickedly, "Oh, if so, I thought of a wonderful story. Let's see what do you think?"

"what story?"

"I remember you said that the nine-tailed white fox was a woman. In this way, you changed the setting of the nine-tailed white fox to a man. Now the taste of the story has completely changed: the nine-tailed fox has always liked the thousand-year-old snake. When he turns into a real dragon, the two of them can break through the shackles of public opinion and roam between the world, but who knows that misfortunes never come singly, the ten-tailed fox has been coveting the nine-tailed fox's throne for a long time, so he devised a plan to make the two sentient beings live together. Those who have difficulty in expressing their hearts have fallen into the trap. But unexpectedly, her trap has increased the emotions of the two of them. They looked at each other, and they didn't know where to start with all kinds of emotions, ahem..."

Daiyu coughed twice, avoiding Xueyan's starry eyes, "Just when the first two were trapped in the secret realm, Lord Ten-tailed Fox succeeded to the throne, but found that none of the wives and concubines suited his taste, and suddenly realized that he was right. Nine-Tails' heart, he hurried to release the two, just happened to meet them feeding each other, Ten-Tailed Fox was so angry that he wanted to kill the thousand-year-old snake demon, so he fought with Snake in the sky. The sun and the moon turned upside down, and the two fought in the air for [-] rounds. Only then did Mr. Snake defeat Mr. Ten-tailed Fox, but he was also seriously injured. Finally, Mr. Nine-Tailed Fox healed Mr. Snake, and auspicious clouds suddenly descended from the sky, and thousands of golden lights came from the sky. As the clouds fell, it turned out that the Ten-Tailed Fox Lord did many evils, but today, the Millennium Snake Lord punished the evil and promoted the good, and obeyed the law of heaven, and the law of heaven turned him into a dragon. Since then, the two have accompanied each other and made a good story."

"Wow, this story is really wonderful." Xue Yan couldn't help clapping her hands, and asked again: "By the way, do you two have any children?"

"They have all turned into men, where did the two men get their children?" Daiyu touched the little swallow that was resting on her finger.

"Oh, that's right." Xueyan rolled her eyes and asked, "Girl, I think you said this so slickly, and the story is very touching. Do you... have any books like this for me to refer to? Quite interested in this."

Daiyu glanced at her silently, deeply feeling that she had unintentionally brought a girl from her boudoir into the pit again.The story she made up couldn't be more bloody. It is estimated that a scum like her will only be seconded if she really enters the Danmei circle.At that time, it was Naoguai who brought her into the pit, so that she could relax her mind while resting, but now she is the one who brings the snow geese into the pit, it's really a turn of events.

"I'll send you the email, you can read it yourself." Daiyu sent the anthology to Xueyan with a move of consciousness, "I still have a lot more, you can ask me after you finish reading it."

"Okay, okay." Xueyan looked at this pile of rotten texts as if she had found a treasure, her eyes were green, and before Daiyu could say anything, Xueyan took the documents and couldn't wait to go aside to read the book up.

Daiyu had no choice but to swallow the phrase "Don't substitute it into your life".

Well, I think Xueyan has a sense of proportion.Daiyu thought optimistically.

But one day later, something that worried Daiyu happened.

On the bullet screen——

[The owner of the isolated island and the shaken M] Why is Mr. Ximen not online today?

[Snow Goose] Upstairs, you actually openly revealed your heart to Mr. Ximen, I am optimistic about you, weak island owner! (Send you a little flower JPG)

[Island owner and shaken M] (black question mark face JPG)

【Miss Lin】...

Daiyu felt that this was going to be bad.

The author has something to say: Many years later, Xueyan became a famous danmei god, and the sales of the books she wrote reached tens of millions.When the reporter asked her who was her guide, Xueyan smiled and replied, "My girl!"

"Is that the anchor Lin who was famous all over the world?"

"Yes, she is my first teacher."

……

Daiyu silently finished watching the video of this episode of "The Great God Zero Distance", and silently covered her face.