[Comprehensive] Daiyu's live broadcast routine

In just one day, the gossip about the fifth princess and the daughter of the Wang family of Beijing was wildly spread in the streets and alleys, and the words were as ugly as they were: "Oh, you don't know, that fifth princess actually likes women, You can like it if you like it, you can’t do that kind of thing in public, I heard that the little girl from the Beijing Wang’s family lost all seriousness after being tortured at that time. Didn’t the sedan chair go to the Beijing Wang’s house first, get off the sedan chair At that time, the fifth princess directly hugged the girl and fell out of the sedan chair, with one hand on her chest and the other...hehehe." A man dressed in gray clothes and dressed as a servant on the street laughed. Extremely wretched and very obscene in speech.

"Is that so? I heard that the fifth princess is very domineering, so she is such a thing. I don't know why the Holy One favors her?" Another ghostly man said angrily.

"Shhh! Shhh! I can't talk about the current Majesty, be careful—" Another woman with a wrinkled face and a vegetable basket made a cutting motion to her neck, and the others fell silent. After a while, someone asked: "It shouldn't be, is the fifth princess drunk? Why did she do such shameless things?"

"Oh, it's not like you don't know the fifth princess's temper. Which one of us in the capital doesn't know the fifth princess's urine?" An old man with mottled temples slammed on the ground and spit out a mouthful of yellow phlegm, " Now it's getting worse, doing such... such scandalous things in the street, it's completely embarrassing the emperor!"

"Who says it's not!" Another woman who was going to buy vegetables interjected, poking her head in and said, "I heard that the Holy Majesty was so powerful today that he pointed at the King of Beijing and cursed at King Jing in the hall. It can be seen that he is really angry." Not lightly. Hey, after all, she is also the emperor's daughter, and the royal dignity cannot be stained in any way. The reason can only be found from the daughter-in-law of the Wang family of Beijing. , just smashed things all over the floor, and I was very angry."

"Hiss—don't you think there's something strange about this? It's such a coincidence that the fifth princess rolled out of the sedan chair with her grandmother in her arms, and let so many people see it. Could it be that some expert punished her?"

"Oh, what a master, it's just that the monkey is so impatient that he can't bear his lust. I happened to pass by the gate of the palace at that time, and I saw it really. In that girl's skirt, tsk tsk tsk, whoever looks at it will have needle eyes, it's so dirty!" A big man curled his lips and cursed, and when he said this, all the women who were listening with their ears upright covered their faces and hurriedly When he left, his ears were blushing, and he scolded the princess and scolded this big man who didn't have a clue.A woman walked slowly with her child in her arms, and the child in her arms raised his head and asked innocently, "Mother, why did the princess pick that woman's crotch?"

The answer to him was "chi chi" with a loud ear scrape.

In Lin's mansion, Daiyu laughed with Xueyan when she heard what happened on the street, and Xueyan rubbed her belly and laughed so hard that the tips of her ears turned red.

After Mammy closed the door and went out, the master and servant began to whisper small things to each other.

"It's really...the five princesses really lost their heads." After returning that day, Daiyu told her that what she had performed was just a small "transformation technique", which turned Ran Ran into her own in a short period of time. appearance.Unexpectedly, this princess really played tricks, and even exceeded expectations and almost killed her on the sedan chair.Xueyan wanted to laugh just thinking about it, but couldn't help being angry and scared.

"It deserves it, it really deserves it." Xueyan gritted her teeth, "I guess she thought it was you, a girl, who got into the sedan chair. After drinking some wine, some dirty things came out of her mind. Royal nobles, that's all."

"It's a good word, but you can't talk about it outside." Daiyu reminded her, "It's your mouth that I'm worried about."

"I know, girl." Xueyan hugged Daiyu coquettishly, "Hey, why do you think the fifth princess likes women? It's so strange."

"What's strange. I saw a book that said: There is a woman in a man's body, and a man is hidden in a woman's body. There is a yang in the yin, and a yin in the yang. It is not uncommon for women to like women Son." Daiyu smiled, "Don't say what I said outside, it's too shocking."

"Young lady is a fairy, so everything you say is right." Xueyan chuckled, and after a while she restrained her smile, "Girl, what are you going to do about that matter? If you need me, I will help you with my broken bones." .”

"It's so scary, it makes my skin crawl." Daiyu tapped Xueyan's head with her fan, "Come and sit down."

Xueyan sat next to Daiyu, and Daiyu stuffed a key into her palm.Xueyan was startled, "Girl, I can't accept this!"

"Hold it." Daiyu forced the key into Xueyan's hand, "This is the pocket money my father gave me for so many years, I saved it all together, and I will hand it over to you today, don't Urgent, I’m giving you these because I have something to ask you. You take these out to buy some foods that don’t perish and things you use in daily life, and bring them back quietly. I’ll put them away just in case.” Dai Yu's eyelids have been twitching since yesterday, and she felt uneasy, so the hand that grabbed Xueyan was stronger.

Before she talked about the punishment with Xueyan, Xueyan was also worried, her eyebrows were knotted and knit together.

"En." Xueyan replied, "Miss, will those gods help us?"

The "fairies" in her mouth naturally refer to the melon-eating audience on the barrage.

"It's better to ask for others than to ask for yourself. You should understand this truth better than me." Daiyu patted Xueyan's hand, "But Princess Beijing probably won't be able to use any other tricks this time. Her niece is a bad girl." It’s impossible to think otherwise.”

"Miss, you are so strategizing, it seems like a vicious villain in a storybook." Xueyan complained.

"A bad person?" Daiyu smiled, "Where are there good and bad people in the world? They are just fighting for their own interests. You see me as a bad person today, but if I really follow the concubine's plan, I will have to cry in the future , At that time, even if someone cherishes and pities me, what is the use? The world is bustling, and it is all for profit; Heaven and earth plan and plan, life is like this." She paused, "It turns out that I have some grudges against Sister Feng in my heart, she often went to the ancestors for her husband, and made things at home confusing. As we all know, I think this is detrimental to morality. But now, I can understand very well, who doesn't want a peaceful home? Sister Feng also wants to, but the situation doesn't allow it. "

Xueyan was stunned, and after a while she said: "Sister Feng is a wonderful person, it's a pity..."

Daiyu knew what she was sorry for, and pinched her face with a smile, "Okay, okay, I don't know when the punishment will come down, I'll try to accumulate experience points, if I accumulate enough, we can still escape for a while." What about robbery." Then, he turned on the live broadcast.

The live broadcast room was as lively as ever, and Daiyu said: "There will be a lantern festival in two days, so let's go out for a stroll. The lotus leaves in the pond have grown up in the past two days. I saw yesterday that some friends said they wanted to go boating. Today we will Satisfy your request. Xueyan, let's go."

Xueyan put a coat on Daiyu's body, and the pond was very humid. Although Daiyu practiced, Xueyan was always worried about her body.

The two pushed the door open to call the woman who punted the boat, and boarded the boat with a young sister-in-law who was cooking food.It's not so much a boat, it's more like a painting boat, but it's very miniature.

The pond area is not small, Daiyu and Xueyan boarded the boat one after another, and the aunt over there cooked longan and red date soup. For a while, the fragrance of the boat was overflowing, and many birds smelled the fragrance and stopped on the boat. by the window.Daiyu asked her sister-in-law to bring a handful of barley to feed the birds. Her palms were white and her smile was lovely, which made the melon-eating audience on the barrage tickle.

On the bullet screen——

[I just like beautiful girls with ancient style] I was thinking that such a beautiful Yuer anchor would be cheaper than that boy Egg Swordsman, so I was very upset.

[Passing by, loved] No matter how upset the anchor is, he will get married.When a woman reaches her age, she naturally wants to marry. Isn't it good to marry Brother Ximen?Talented and beautiful, I think it is very right.

[Bad and strange] Hehe.

[It's too cold at the heights] Upstairs hehe +1.

[Stop the boy] Seriously, I also think Deng is right.It's just that the age difference is a little bit, but it's good that the man is old enough to hurt others.

[Four eyebrows and flagon] Not too old, Simon and I are about the same age.

[Yanfei Guanhu] Let’s forget about it upstairs. If I want to give an example, I will give you an example. It’s too cheap to give you.There are well-known scumbags in the Jianghu, and they are still the kind of women who run away after going to bed late. (*￣rǒ￣)

[Four eyebrows and flagon] I don't seem to have offended you upstairs, right?What kind of hatred, what kind of resentment is this...

[Flowers fly all over the sky] @四条眉相与酒银→ (Send you a little heart to comfort JPG)

[Yanfei Guanhu] Hehehe.

"So, these fairy masters upstairs are all from the same world? It seems that they all know each other." Xueyan sat on the bow, peeled a peanut to eat, and whispered.

"Yes, they are all friends of Mr. Ximen." After feeding the birds, Daiyu clapped her hands, washed her hands with clean water, and then took a piece of chestnut cake. If you don’t come out, you can see it when you get together. You will understand this after getting along with them for a long time.”

Lu Xiaofeng and the others who were complained about by Daiyu: ...

"That girl, what do you think the girls in the age of these immortals are like? I think their world is like swords, lights and swords, and they speak with a quack air, which makes me feel a little... longing " Xueyan said dragging her cheeks.

"Longing in the heart?" Daiyu became interested, "Then why didn't you learn with me when I was practicing martial arts?"

"Before I entered the mansion to be a maidservant, my father originally wanted to send me to Shaolin Temple or one of Wudang Mountains. Unfortunately, the master there said that I didn't have the talent to practice martial arts, so I had to go back home. Then I was too young at that time, so I can’t remember clearly, but my mother told me about it later.” Xue Yan said with a smile, “Actually, I always wanted to be a heroine, girl, you also know my temperament, talk to me. If you do things with high eyebrows, you don't know how to offend anyone, so it's fortunate that you didn't become a heroine, and fortunately you followed a girl."

"Then what do you want to do now? What are your plans for the future?" Daiyu was amused by her and asked.

"The plan... is to wait for the girl to be married when I can be a bridesmaid. Oh, if I can get a big red envelope, I will be very happy." Xueyan winked and said.

"Okay, make fun of me again, watch me touch your acupuncture points!" Daiyu stretched out her index finger to touch Xueyan's acupuncture points, but Xueyan begged for mercy for a long time before she let her go.

"Seriously, do you have any arrangements?" Daiyu poured herself a cup of tea.

"Well, I will find a reliable man to marry in the future, and then write the story of my concubine and fairy-like girl into a novel, and finally write my name on it, and my life will not be in vain." Xueyan eyeball Turning around, he said with a smile.

"Do you want to write novels?" Daiyu is good at writing poems, but not so good at novels. On the contrary, Xueyan is very talented in making up stories without batting an eye. Write something daubed.

"Yeah." Xueyan was a little embarrassed by Daiyu, "I don't have any books like a girl. The only thing I rely on is that I can make up things. It's just that I'm a girl, and I can't make ends meet by writing novels." Yes, so I just treat it as a hobby, and I feel a little embarrassed to show it to others.”

"What's so embarrassing, maybe you'll become a novelist in the future." Daiyu patted the table, "I'll get you some books on how to write novels when I go back, read them carefully. Watch and practice, and you will be able to write slowly.”

"Then I would like to thank you, Miss." Xueyan thanked her in a dignified manner, and after she finished speaking, a "ding dong" sounded in her head.

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