If I can't be the protagonist, I have no choice but to play tricks! [Comprehensive]

Talking to Kurapika is easy, this boy always gives people a feeling of spring breeze, which makes Yinzi, who has been filled with all kinds of viscous, dark and distorted views of Il fans, finally believe that this world is not completely hopeless medicine.

Sure enough, although the trick of fate turned him into an avenger with no return, he is still a gentle and good boy in essence, so he must be the one to look for in Sanguan (what the hell?).

The only fly in the ointment is that this guy is too young and knowledgeable, which makes Yin Zi, who is occasionally brought up to certain fields, feel confused, and seriously exposes the idiot's age but ignorance fact.

When he realized this situation, Kurapika felt rather embarrassed.Because according to her own statement, she was a child raised by orangutans on an isolated island.

Lack of common sense is of course a matter of course. In fact, there is a lot of luck in not growing into a mentally retarded person who can't even speak.

Yin Zi, who didn't know that he was regarded as a mentally handicapped reserve, just killed the whole plate of cake under the eyes of the beautiful boy Guan Ai and humbly. At the end of the day, he even said that he should ask someone else, because Kurapika didn't move for a while, and finally got into his stomach.

This good appetite made Kurapika feel inexplicably gratified, being able to eat and drink represented vigorous vitality and easily satisfied curiosity, and there was nothing more pleasing than this.

How wonderful the world would be if people's desires were so simple and easy to understand instead of deep gullies that cannot be filled.

With such a mood, his eyes gradually turned a magnificent red, and Kurapika himself was silent in the sudden sadness and anger, but the other person felt that he was lucky——

Ginko held Kurapika's head in his hands, this sudden action made the boy's eyes wide open in surprise, and the beautiful fiery red eyes were more clearly seen.

"Wow! Really beautiful eyes." Yinzi, who is not sensitive to beauty, can express this emotion, which shows that the red eyes are worthy of the name of the seven beauties.

Unlike Silver, whose iris itself is red, Kurapika's eyes seem to have a sense of radiance.

Just like the passionate and mysterious beauty is wrapped in it and flows quietly, in the end there is Kurapika's own beauty as a blessing, which is even more incredible.

"Stop, stop!" Kurapika broke away from Ginko's hand, he didn't like others to focus on his eyes too much.

The fiery red eye is a gift from heaven, but it is also the key to disaster.What he didn't think was wrong was that he and his clansmen possessed the most precious treasures, and it was the greedy people's ambitions that should go to hell.

But the despair and emptiness at that time were too strong, and the pairs of eyes that lost their eyeballs are still telling their unwillingness in midnight dreams, which makes him unable to face his red eyes with pure joy and pride.

But when Yinzi and his own eyes looked at the red eyes, the pure appreciation and admiration without a trace of desire made him unable to get angry anyway.

Kurapika sighed, and in the end he could only give up struggling and let Ginko see his fill.He murmured, "I really don't know how human eyes are included in that list. There are always so many self-talking guys in the world who use inexplicable standards to label things without authorization."

"It's clearly a creature of the same race, but one side is just labeled with value. Then the interests drive the rest of the idiots to flock to them, pursuing them with all their might. Then the predators appeared."

"In my opinion, those guys are as unforgiving as the Phantom Troupe."

He didn't know why he said so much to this girl who he had known not long ago, but who could easily let people off their guard.But with the excavation in the words, the more excited emotions made the whole pair of eyes brighter.

Yinzi caressed carefully along the eye sockets, marveling at the world's preference and cruelty towards them, and echoed, "Hmm! Isn't that the case? Human beings, even if there are gods staring at them, are still a little A guy who will find all kinds of reasons to fight against each other if he is wrong."

"If you have confidence in such an existence, you will be constantly disappointed. It's better to be like Ah Yin and me, and adjust the expectation to the lowest level from the beginning. In this way, you will find a lot of surprises from time to time."

"If Ah Yin and my eyes were sealed as the seven beauties, I guess my tail would have been up to the sky long ago. If I sit in the middle of the road and write a sign anytime, anywhere, I will get a steady stream of money. Well, this world still has no malice and likes to join in the fun There are more strange guys. The guy who listed fiery red eyes as the seven beauties at first, probably because he was simply shocked by the beauty? Probably!"

Even in this place, there are quite a lot of fuckers, who the hell is praising someone because they are good-looking, so they think about picking them up for collection?In this way, the human body collector is really a brain circuit that ordinary people cannot understand.

Yinzi remembers that there seems to be a collection of tissues used by collectors, come here!If you don't mind, sisters wake up a car full of snot and wholesale it for you to collect slowly.

"As for the robbers who want to get something for nothing by robbing, aren't there everywhere in the world?" Yin Zi went on, "Just grow a vegetable in my own garden, and from time to time prevent the old king next door from secretly picking melons and enjoying the benefits."

"Ayin, I don't mean to preach, and I don't mean that your caution is bad. You are the only one left in the Kuruta tribe at the moment, and the task of spreading branches and leaves in the future may be too much." She dug. Nostril "I guess you don't have the ability to transform into a self-propelled gun—"

"Hey!" Kurapika blushed, annoyed.

"In short, there are only those who can be thieves for a thousand days. How can there be those who can guard against thieves for a thousand days? Learn your skills well, and don't think about dodging and giving in to everything. If someone dares to make a move, don't hesitate to cut it directly."

"Look at how well people beat the enemy. It's a big target that stands in the whole world. Hey, no one can chew it off. This kind of disgusting and unbeatable can only make you jealous How comfortable are the days when you are alive and angry, don't you think?"

In fact, these words are already considered a serious exchange of words for two people who have just met each other not long ago.But knowing his next path, the pure and transparent blue like the sky is destined to be stained black in the abyss of revenge.

After hurriedly meeting with friends, they gradually drifted away, and endured the loneliness and suffering of embarking on the road of no return alone.She couldn't help--

Well!Although the effect is minimal!

Looking at his eyes, you can tell that there is helplessness and deep emotion mixed in it, but a guy who has not really experienced it cannot empathize with it.Just relying on words can make people enlightened, and this setting is no longer supported these days.

To be honest, if it weren't for the fear of self-defeating, Yinzi really wouldn't mind providing some information to help him turn over the brigade.However, the urine nature of this world is full of countless unknown reversals and uncertainties.

No matter how smart she is, Sisuoyer fan Ku Luoluo and her like often strategize in one second and get slapped in the face in the next second. Her IQ can't compete, really can't fight.

It would be a trivial matter to slap her in the face if she intervened without authorization, since she has a thick skin anyway.But if the Kurapika regiment is wiped out by accident, it will be useless to regret it.

It's too high a stake to be smart, no!

The two chattered on and on until the end of the banquet. Although Yinzi inevitably thought of some dull things in the future, it was still very pleasant overall. At least the heart that had been tainted by Irmi was cleaned up. a lot of.

The same goes for Kurapika, this girl always has the ability to pull people out of the predicament in which the heart is trapped. Although he was ridiculed by various gags, he also gained a lot.

In the end they officially exchanged names and became friends.

Considering that the four of them will leave tomorrow morning, the banquet didn't last very late, and before twelve o'clock, Kiqiu urged everyone to go back to the room to sleep.

She wanted Qi Ya to sleep with her for one night before leaving, but was strongly disgusted by the rebellious and unfilial son and refused.

Yinzi's room was arranged next to Yiermi's bedroom, and she was in a bad mood when she heard the news.

She grabbed Wutong's collar and asked what was going on, why she bypassed her and made such a decision without authorization.

The serious butler said blankly that it was none of his business, and he didn't want to, but who dared to disobey the orders of the young master.

Yinzi knew that she was new here, how could even Qianglong overwhelm Yiermi, a local snake?But who knows what this twisted brother-in-law is thinking about?

What if because of Qi Ya's departure, this guy who is crazy about his younger brother uses her as a spare tire to show off his elder brother's prestige?Ever since she knew about his terrible thoughts at the beginning, Yinzi no longer had the idea of ​​getting along with him at all.

She asked to change the room, probably the elder who overwhelmed Yiermi in terms of decision-making power had already fallen asleep, and the rest of the younger brothers, down to the housekeeper of the entire mansion, there was not a single one who was not under his influence.

Forget it, with the beauty of the eldest young master, even if you live in a room, it's not necessarily anyone who suffers, let alone separated by a wall, hypocritical ass!

What's more, in my own home, the elders and younger brothers are all there, no matter how arrogant this guy is, he has to pay attention to the influence, right? ——Although this guy arranged his room next to him and said that he had no plans, he didn't believe it.

The result is obviously that she is too naive, and really can't speculate on Yier fans with the bottom line and concerns that any normal person would have.

When Yinzi came out of the shower and saw Yiermi sitting on her bed with her pillow in her arms, her heart was broken——

"What the hell, I just asked you what you want to do at this late hour?" She didn't even have the strength to get angry, and asked with a vicissitudes of life that had her body hollowed out.

"It should be very uneasy to integrate into the family on the first day, right? It's okay, first of all, Nissan will accompany you to adapt." He patted the pillow on the bed, and motioned for Yin Zi to come up, "Don't be afraid, I will accompany you."

Yinzi rubbed his face fiercely, and his whole body was almost wrinkled into a bitter gourd, "No, where did you get the confidence to think that you can dispel other people's anxiety? Bah! I don't have any anxiety at all, okay? You insist that the source is also you This neurosis."

"Give me a word-by-word recollection of what I just said. Do you understand that this kind of dialogue scene has an age limit? It's under ten years old. It's a crime if it goes up, and the maximum death penalty starts after three years .”

"This is for an adult younger sister. Do you believe that the police in other places can take you away without saying a word?"

"This is also one of my doubts about the law in this world." After hearing this, Yier Fan said seriously, "I didn't think about that before I didn't have a younger sister. Now that I think about it, why are there so many cases where an adult brother wants to continue to sleep with his younger sister?" be charged?"

"Obviously it was a matter of course when I was young, but such an important right has to be banned as I get older. These unreasonable laws are the cause of the distance between relatives." He propped his chin and seriously considered "whether to launch terror Attacks let parliament change the law? Start with our country."

"No, I won't say whether the elder brother has any serious thoughts. Let's say he doesn't. Assume that even when he is an adult, the relationship between brothers and sisters is still pure." Yinzi paused after finishing speaking, and said "Just say that Everyone thinks it's so dirty, a truly pure brother-sister relationship doesn't need that adjective at all, okay?"

"Forget it, let's assume that they are ordinary brothers and sisters. According to what you say, if you are dominated by your brother all day long, after they fall in love or even get married, will they accept their lover or their elder brother? Don't you think that they are small If the two of you buy a bed, you have to reserve one side for your brother, right?"

"How is this possible? Is it plausible for three people to sleep together?" Yier Fan seemed unable to understand why Yinzi had such an incredible association, which made Yinzi feel annoyed that he was despised by a pervert.

He continued, "I never thought you'd be able to make such a frivolous assumption, it's a shameless scene."

No, it's you who are shameless!Silver thought furiously.

However, for Yier fans, there is still the last trace of the bottom line, perhaps because the expectations have been shattered into slag, hearing him say this, Yinzi unexpectedly felt a sense of relief in his heart—Madan!Her standards of seeing people have become so low.

"My sister's lover is just a tool for giving birth. When the tool is not needed, it should be kept in the utility room. There is no place for him in a decent place. Of course, I should sleep with my brother!"

puff!

She spat out a mouthful of blood, defending her innocence and stupidity for a second.

"Do you know that the drama you envisioned in your heart, without adding any exaggeration, can be directly put on the [Beep] Ya forum, and it will create a new generation of wonderful work of the century?"

"So what? Do you care what the ants on the ground think of you?" Yiermi showed even more arrogance.

Yinzi was afraid that if he continued digging, the person would turn into a mass of mud, which was completely unreadable, and why did those words look so familiar?Fortunately, he is wearing a layer of human skin, and he still has a sense of identity with himself as a human being, otherwise he would be a guy like an ant king.

Not planning to tangle with him anymore, Yinzi directly dragged him up from the bed, "You see, we are not very familiar with each other right now, is it a little early for sister-in-law, isn't it? Well, let me take it easy and give me a few days to do it." Doing psychological construction allows me to convince myself that I will sleep with such a big brother in the future."

"Will you not be beaten if you do this? You should first ask the elders for their opinions. The future will last forever, so let's turn it over today!"

As he spoke, regardless of what El fans had to say, he pushed him out of the room desperately.

Once again, I would like to thank the orangutan for opening the plug-in. Without this strength, I really can't beat this amazingly powerful pervert.

But she is completely awakened, and she is determined not to stay in this place.

Even if there is still the promised pudding mountain waiting, he can't wait.Yinzi let go of this lifelong dream that was close at hand.

She decided to leave tomorrow, with Qi Ya and the others, and then even if she met perverts and brigades with her own recruiting system, she would recognize them.

In short, don't stay with this perverted brother again.

Fortunately, Yiermi didn't mess around anymore, and after standing outside for a while, seeing that Yinzi had made up her mind, she went back to her room disappointed.

He closed his palms together regrettably, thinking that he would be able to slick his hair so well, and Yin Zi has a plump figure, so it must be a different feeling from Qi Ya to hold her softly.

Leaving aside what this guy, who took obscene/horrifying thoughts as normal, was thinking, after Yinzi fell asleep, the orangutan who had pretended to be dead and lost contact with her before calling her suddenly contacted her.

"Ouch! I can't compare it, I can't compare it. As expected of a senior, it's really fun." He sighed as soon as he was connected to the brainwave.

If Yinzi hadn't been exhausted by Yier fans just now, he jumped out of bed directly.

"What the hell? Why don't you show up? Why don't you pretend to be dead now?" Thinking of the blood relationship setting he made to save him, Yin Zi calmed down and said, "Then what happened to the paternity test? Back then you I have always denied copying other people's character design, but now it is not convincing at all."

"Ah~ I've had guests all the time, so I can't contact you without them." The orangutan said awkwardly, "And you think I have the ability to manipulate other people's worlds? Of course I didn't do it!"

"Your words contain a lot of information!" Yin Zi was startled as if thinking of something, "Don't be foolish, tell me everything."

"Oh, that's the situation." The orangutan didn't hide anything from her that she had already broken the jar, and immediately revealed something——

"Senior Fu Jian came here to drink tea in the afternoon, and complained that he had recently received a lot of razor blades in the mail. They were so hard to guard against. He had been prepared for a long time, and it was inevitable that he would be cut a few times."

"Knowing that I am always sent hair loss agent by black fans in the name of providing daily necessities, I feel that I have the same problem with him, so I want to complain together."

"Hahaha..." Yinzi laughed immediately, "Well, neither of you is innocent."

"Do you still want to know?" the orangutan dissatisfied.

"Say, keep talking!" Yinzi wiped away the tears from the corners of her eyes, she was happy to hear that these wretched uncles who dig holes all day long are in trouble.

"It's also a coincidence. I was talking about throwing the child into his studio to hide from the limelight. As a result, the senior became interested and must look into your situation. It is said that this kind of abnormal conflict will stimulate inspiration Maybe."

"Put it down, he will be inspired only after playing mahjong and going bankrupt when he has no money." Yinzi despises, "It's been so many years that I haven't been fooled enough by the way he draws materials."

"Just think about it in your heart, don't say it out loud, senior's painting style is cruel, and it's not me who wants to fix someone. Let me tell you, you can't offend anyone with your bad mouth, you know? Know?"

Yin Zi was obedient and quickly shut up, the orangutan's words were not alarmist, and the old thief was unique in the entire industry in terms of willful troublemaking.

"As a result, what you experienced there like a bear made him immediately entertained, and it happened to be the part of the paternity test. He personally added the settings here, and implanted your nonsense into reality. "

The orangutan continued, "Anyway, there are still many mysteries in that family, and adding one or two collateral relatives is completely fine."

"He said that he has been empty-headed recently, so he will live his life based on your performance. Don't let him down. Otherwise, leave you alone and deal with the perverted brother."

"Hey——, you are my real father?" Yinzi protested, "Why is he just saying what he says like a foot-washing maid? Even though you are a senior, look at you, you are in full swing now, what did that old thief say?" It looks like it's too late when it's too late. How dare you?"

"That's not what I said. They entered the industry early, and they are a husband and wife team. I can't compare their seniority." The orangutan was ashamed, "Besides, we broke in without saying hello, did you see his crew? But the world where the Dimensional Wall exists must never be revealed. We didn’t make any sense in doing this from the beginning, so we should take a step back.”

"Remove the word 'we' for me." Yinzi gritted his teeth and scolded, "Isn't it all your fault? You just ate your bowl of instant noodles and you treated me like this? Wait for me and I'll tell you when I come back. "

"Hehe! Are you going to settle the bill?" The orangutan sneered seeing her aggressively, "I wanted to give you a small punishment, but you still want to break it, right?"

"That's fine, fine! Let's not mention that." Yinzi changed the topic with a guilty conscience, "Then let's talk about it first, it's inevitable that children will have bumps and bumps when they play together. If there is an accident here if the hands are heavy Don't blame me."

"Okay, okay, don't worry. Do you think that everyone can have a good pregnancy like you and meet a father like me? That guy plays with his own child more than outsiders."

Yinzi thought so too, since his own father is like this, it's no wonder there are perverts everywhere here.

Afterwards, the orangutan said that he was going to catch up on the manuscript and cut off the conversation. Yinzi thought that since the old thief personally gave her the details, she could make up those settings that did not violate the major principles.

Although the jokes made by the old thief make people angry, but these days they always have to go out and give the orangutan an explanation. Now that the doubts are resolved, they will be put aside.

Get up the next day, Qi Ya and the others will be on their way after breakfast.Yinzi was still worrying about how to follow Yiermi under his nose, when Xiba called him to his study.

Yinzi reckoned that his father was making trouble for his eldest son because of his wife's domestic violence. After all, he had been raising him for more than 20 years, so how could he not know that he was being raped by his son.

Yinzi was so happy that he deserved it, and hurried out of the gate of the underworld with the excuse of sending Qiya and the others a ride.

"Hey! Aren't you lying with Yiermi? Don't follow me, we will be targeted by that guy." Qi Ya said with a look of disgust.

"You think too much, do you think that guy is staring at you for other reasons?" Yin Zi whimpered back, and then was taken aback, "No, what did you just say? What kind of rumors did the kid make? You just opened your mouth like this Others will think that your family is really an amazing place."

"Cut! I saw him enter your room with my own eyes yesterday." Qi Ya rolled his eyes, "Be careful, that guy always acts like he's doing things for granted, and he's been broken since he was born. "

"This old man already had a deep understanding yesterday, so I gave you a ride and let me hide." Yinzi secretly hated this little ghost for being alone.

In the end, the awkward brat agreed to let Yinzi go with him, and the beating enemy arranged a car to take them to the airport. It is estimated that Yiermi hadn't come out of Xiba's study when he arrived.

At that time, she will be separated from Qiya again, and it is not very realistic to avoid the all-pervasive intelligence network that beats the enemy, but just let the orangutan pull her back.

This ghostly place of Fu Jian's old thief will never give her any money in the future.

Yinzi had a good idea, and she was ready to meet famous people. At the beginning, she let go of her big words as long as she could avoid Yier fans, and let her meet perverts and brigades.

But after being separated from Qi Ya and the others, he still tried his best to avoid running around in suspicious places, so as to reduce the probability of meeting dangerous people.

She definitely wouldn't follow the Sky Arena, and Hisoka probably already took his place there at the moment, if she was asked to continue the unfinished cannonball, she really didn't know how to react.

Before Yinzi left, he got some money from Miji, so he wasn't too embarrassed for a while.

Like a tourist, she wandered to a city that she didn't know in advance, where flowers are blooming, the scenery is pleasant, and the food is cheap and delicious.Yinzi lived for two days, and found that it would be perfect to spend the rest of the time here.

I rented a bright and clean apartment, and slept until the sun was up every day before looking for food in a mess with my silver hair.Except for the absence of Kagura and Xin Baji, this day is almost as lazy as Gintoki.

After breakfast at noon, she would wander to a nearby tavern, order a glass of strawberry milk and gamble with a group of idle uncles (hey!)

There is no pachinko here, so they play cards and so on. Generally, they gamble on alcohol, and they also gamble for a small amount of money. Sometimes even some guys have no money and can gamble on other things, such as making the loser do something embarrassing. something.

He didn't play very much, mainly joking and having fun. After being warmly entertained once or twice, Yinzi got acquainted with them thoroughly, and his characteristics assimilated with the uncles at an unusually weird speed.

Without Pachinko's curse of losing, she would still be lucky with her bets.

This day, she gambled with everyone about nasty jokes again, her luck was not very good, and the change she brought out after playing a few games was used up, and she was addicted again, so she could only gamble on other things.

The uncle who was confronting her gave a sly smile when she heard the words, "You chick would be happy if the uncle was a few decades younger, but it's a pity that he is powerless now."

"In this way, you can also take this opportunity to teach the little ghosts how to behave, so that no one dares to run to the tavern when the adults are not paying attention."

The owner of this tavern is a happy person, but he doesn't care about the trivial matters. Sometimes some bad boys after school sneak over to drink and satisfy their cravings, and they also do their business.

So Yinzi often sees underage ghosts here.

The uncle said, "See if that little brat over there is there, he's cheap, and if you lose here, give him a big sister's life lesson."

Yinzi looked along, and saw a short kid in black clothes sitting a few tables away from them with his back to them.

She knew that these old bastards probably wanted to watch the jokes of her and the kid at the same time.But who is Yinzi?Molesting little ghosts is not something that happens once or twice—well, although those little ghosts have much more abnormal physiques than the one in front of them, no one would doubt it even if they were adults.

The one in front of me seems to be the height that a real junior high school student should have. Visually, the gap with 151 is not that big, maybe a few centimeters taller.

She has no burden to bully children, and feels that even if she loses, she can accept the result. Fang asked the uncle, "Don't just blame me, what if you lose?"

"Then I'll go over and get some uncle's benefits!"

Forehead!Doesn't this big guy who picks his feet have a grudge against others?What if one is overshadowed at such a young age?

Well, forget it, why are you distracted when you gamble?

Yinzi concentrated his attention, carefully distinguishing and counting the points on the gambling table.But everyone knows that gambling is sometimes evil. Once you start losing a few times in a row, it's like being entangled in bad luck, and it will be difficult to turn over.

The final result made Yinzi click his tongue, and those who were willing to admit defeat could only swallow strawberry milk and go to the underage children.

She left her position and was about to extend her hand of evil, but was stopped by the uncle.

When Yinzi turned his head, he saw the old hooligan nodding his tongue with his hand, "Don't be merciful, everyone who pays chips in a perfunctory manner will not do it."

That money is not something you can't afford to lose, right?Does this question need to be tweaked?The only thing that gets in the way is the guilt that plagued a teenager.

But the guilt thing is forgotten after drinking a glass of milk.

Yinzi approached step by step, thinking that the tavern was too noisy, and this normal frequency of steps was drowning in it and no one cared.

She put her hand on the kid's shoulder. The guy was very sensitive, and when he was shocked, he subconsciously wanted to fight back.Where can money give people a chance?Hurry up and go back and continue to gamble, which is the business.

She quickly snapped off his head, and kissed his pale lips without even looking at him——

The author has something to say: I can't bear to look at the sky even if I die, do you think the little devil is easy to bully?Are you punished now?

Thinking about the beautiful young man who has been pushed around by money and has nothing to do with her, how can I be so happy?Hahaha--

Calm down, I am my own mother!Um!

Yinzi: You don't like me!

Thanks to Hartfilia, soya-bean milk and kelp, I picked up the seven, Uncle Silver-haired Nose Picking, for your overwhelming reward, meh!