If I can't be the protagonist, I have no choice but to play tricks! [Comprehensive]

After a lapse of one day, Yinzi became a dress-up doll again!

She was unlucky, and her figure was only a few centimeters away from Kiqiu.And this beautiful lady's pursuit of clothing and taste are well-known throughout the dark world.

Not to mention that the top women's clothing brands in the world have to shop regularly on a quarterly basis, the style they tend to change over the years has also changed over time.From east to west, trendy to retro, simple to complicated.There is nothing she has not dabbled in, and there is nothing she cannot master.

The legendary clothes hanger who looks good in everything is her.Just buying is not counted, the family also has a seamstress with excellent skills to deal with her own flashes of inspiration from time to time.

The fate of the brothers was similar when they were young. There was a rich mother who loved to dress up her children extremely. Can't really blame the kids.

After growing up, such as Yi Ermi, who regained the right to take care of his own image early on, and Mi Ji is now so fat that even if he wants to harm him, he can’t pass his own aesthetics. Qi Ya is the most loved but also the most rebellious. When I was very young, due to some historical reasons, I showed my rejection and dissatisfaction with my mother early on. Those who didn't like it relied on the support of my father and grandpa, and I always hated it.

Alluka has been controlled and ignored, and now the only one who is willing to let her intervene is Curt.

However, as she grows older, Curt has also reached a critical period. She has to spend more energy on learning and growing her strength every day, leaving her with limited time.

At this moment, a family member with good qualifications finally fell out of thin air, or the girl she always wanted, so why don't you take this opportunity to have a good time?He completely forgot that he hated the ruthless Jue who wanted to die just now, and he changed his face quickly without any sense of disobedience, which made Yin Zi, who was so self-confident and thick-skinned, admire his psychological quality.

This family treats their relatives and others are really two extremes!Ah, speaking of which, the same goes for the Phantom Troupe, they are all stingy guys who refuse to give the only tenderness and consideration to the outside world.

As an enemy, it is of course very angry that such a cold-blooded murderer has such a warm side.But as a partner of the same camp, it is quite a safe existence.

Yinzi felt that in a sense, these guys were broken, but it was too thorough and natural, even with the evidence and support of the general environment and history, but he didn't know what to say.

The topic is far away. I mentioned that Yin Zi is not lucky, and he is only a few centimeters away from Ji Qiu.And the same body type is extremely similar, and they also look slender and slender, but there is no ambiguity about what should be expected.

Ji Qiu is now over 40 years old, but just looking at his appearance, skin and body condition, it is no exaggeration to say that he is only in his twenties. He looks young and has a hanger and is not restricted by style.

So her wardrobe went from a dedicated room to opening up one after another, and finally built a floor specially for it, and the area exceeded the largest store Yin Zi had ever seen.

It is said that this is the result of regular donations to lose weight!

In the beginning, it was only Ki Qiu who selected samples, and the little Kurt was responsible for cooperating with his mother in finding jewelry, Qi Ya was assigned to find shoes, and Mi Ji was responsible for taking pictures as souvenirs.

In the end, the game started, like the oppressive depression of childhood, Qi Ya opened the head first——

He arbitrarily dug out the cheongsam that Yiermi was said to have worn when he was a teenager!Because there are many older brothers, he has no way of knowing about his dark history. The evidence of photos and other things has been destroyed by that guy.

But Qi Ya was lucky enough to see the only photo hidden by his mother and finally destroyed.

I have to say that the children of their family wore women's clothes when they were young. It really didn't feel inconsistent at all. The Yier fans in their youth were not as muscular as they are now. At that time, his limbs were slender and slender, and he wore a cheongsam with bare arms and black long hair. She is an elegant and cold lady with a beautiful appearance.

It is said that as soon as he got out of his mother's control, he couldn't wait to cut his hair short, so the elder brother Qiya saw in his childhood didn't look like he had long hair.

But that guy with a strange circuit, later grew his long hair because of the convenience of work, has he completely forgotten the humiliation of his childhood?

Qi Ya knew that his mother would clean up the clothes regularly, but only those things they wore would not be touched. They were all sorted according to names and different ages, so it was easy to find them.

Although that thing is Yiermi's clothes when he was a teenager, he was tall, and he was not lower than the current Yinzi when he was a teenager, and even if a boy looks slender, his natural frame is still bigger, so even if Yinzi is an adult Human build, but should be fine.

He hurried over with his clothes in his arms, Yin Zi didn't want to pay attention to him.But it was rare for Qi Qiu to stand here so excitedly, and of course he couldn't help being moved.

When Yinzi refused, she stood there and emitted request (threat) light waves with flashing electronic eyes. Yinzi lost his temper due to the embarrassing atmosphere, so he had to take the kid's clothes and change them.

It fits the rest of the way, but Silver's boobs—get it?

She popped a head out of the fitting room "The chest is too tight, I can't fit it, take it off!"

As soon as the words came out funny, his nose bleeds, and Curt's usually expressionless little face also turned red.

Qi Ya is not going to do it anymore, and at this point, the plan cannot be killed by a small shortage of fabrics.

He rolled up his sleeves, "Don't come out, let me see!"

"Look at the fart, hey——little brat, come in here? Don't touch it, believe it or not, I'll beat you——I stuck my hand in?" Suddenly there was a commotion in the fitting room.

The three people outside looked confused, "..."

"That stinky brat!" Mi Chi's teeth were about to be gritted, "You actually did such a cunning thing out of convenience." But he didn't marvel at Ya's fearless bear guts, and he also knew that the guy was not afraid of anything. It can be said that he is a child, but if he follows this routine, he will definitely be in a different situation.

So even though my teeth itched with envy, there was nothing I could do.

Curt is still young, and he lacks a sense of presence in the family. He is used to forbearing and quiet, and he can only blush secretly.

However, she was hugged by her mother, and she was so relieved that she almost shed tears, "Well~ I have grown up to deal with girls without changing my face, and I don't know how many girls will cry for him after taking the initiative. Mama's Chiya."

Hello!Just now someone was full of praise for the fact that his son is likely to grow into a self-propelled gun, can we not be so partial?

The worst thing was in the fitting room——

The originally spacious space has already been filled with the changed clothes, and this kid, Qi Ya, still has to squeeze into it.

Squeezing in without saying a word, he pulled the buckle on his chest that could not be buckled and closed it desperately, "Shut up, how can you buckle it if you don't breathe."

"If you can't button it up, you won't wear it. What a fool, you're all wrapped up around my waist. Don't think that just because you're young, you can do whatever you want. You kid watching premium channels."

"Stop, stop talking!" Qi Ya's face suddenly turned red, although she didn't know where she got the information, but she was still so stubborn, "Stop being sentimental, I will never do anything to a face that looks so similar to myself. "

As he said that, he had a flash of inspiration, and a sly smile appeared on his small face, but he still couldn't get off the coil on Yin Zi's waist, "That's right, what are you awkward about? Looking at my face, you should pretend that you are arranging your clothes."

"Hehe! That's fine, you can give me the dessert at dinner later, and you can eat it as if you have already eaten it while looking at this face, right?" Yinzi taunted mercilessly.

"That won't work!" Qi Ya refused without thinking.

But he didn't just talk, he put his hand into Yinzi's arms again, pressed and squeezed and finally closed the button.

Opie was just ravaged/ravaged a lot of money "..."

How should she react?Get angry, this is just a child again, unlike the Okita brats who ridiculed him with his age, this is a real child who still smells like milk.

Don't get angry, since this guy knows everything at a young age and has a previous record of watching premium channels, I always feel that there seems to be something wrong.

So when she was led out excitedly by Qi Ya, not only was her chest suffocated by the clothes, but she was also depressed and didn't know where to send it.

"Hey~" Mi Ji was excited when he saw them coming out, it's not that this body looks particularly stunning or something.In fact, with the temperament of silver, the effect of wearing it is not as good as the tailor-made Yier fan.

But the size of the chest is not suitable, and a pair of big breasts are forced in, so that the buttons are stretched and deformed.This made the originally elegant and elegant dress full of lust.

"Fatty, don't look at the straight eyes, hurry up!"

It's rare that Mi Chi didn't show signs of separation from Qi Ya, and kept pressing the shutter after hearing this, and muttered in his mouth, "Did brother wear such perverted clothes before?"

"Pfft!" Qi Ya, who was tired of dressing for Yin Zi, was sweating and was drinking fruit juice, spat out in one gulp.

This fat man is usually very obedient with Yi Ermi's gang, but he didn't expect to be so sharp with a knife accidentally.

When Yin Zi was finally impatient and Mi Chi finally signaled that the filming was finished, Qi Ya jumped up and snatched the camera, and copied the data just now into his mobile phone before Mi Chi could react.

It was only then that Mi Ji realized that something was wrong, this guy obviously wanted to make trouble, so he said how could Yi Qiya do such a cute thing now that he rejects his elder brother so much.

"Hey! What do you want?"

"Hey!" Qi Ya was not afraid to tell him, and turned the phone in Dian's hand, "Show the photos to Il fans."

This time, I have to give him a hard time!

"You will be repaired, you will be severely repaired, let me tell you?" I can't help but feel terrified of his death even if the jokes and Qiya are not right. Cheap ones? You can't do more than two tricks in his hands, so save yourself!"

"Cut! He can't be flawless." Miji said the truth, which made Qi Ya extremely annoyed, "Listen, this is just a psychological trap. If you give up the challenge because you have too many impressions of failure, it will be the same as fleas." What's the difference?"

"Ah, it's a shame that the guy who is the most frightened dares to say such brazen words every time." Mi Ji remained expressionless.

"Qi Ya is right!" Ki Qiu was so moved that he wiped his tears, "I was worried that Ill fans would interfere too much and make you lose your mind, but now it seems that there is no problem at all."

"Shut up, old woman!" Qi Ya yelled at her in embarrassment, "Speaking of which, isn't Yi Ermi's personality like yours?"

"Qi Ya! What are you talking to your mother?" Mi Ji scolded.

"Miji! Shut up!" Ji Qiu favored Qi Ya without even thinking about it.

Seeing that the whole family was about to quarrel, Yinzi was about to raise her hand to ask if she could change her clothes first, but before she could open her mouth, a hand grabbed her by the skirt.

She looked down and saw that it was Curt who had rarely made a sound.

"Why?" Just as soon as he asked, he was dragged into the fitting room silently without saying a word.

Yin Zi is unknown, so this guy doesn't have much ink in the plot, so his personality is difficult to control, but he is definitely not the meddling type.

However, the next moment Yinzi slapped her face, she looked at the complicated black and red Gothic skirt handed over by the cute boy with a blank face——

"What do you want to do? You have to wear it yourself. This style obviously looks better on you. Don't think that Ah Yin and I don't have this vision."

She resolutely refused, and then looked at the boy who was three points more delicate than a girl, and a mole on his chin that seemed to have a bit of a unique style at a young age. The boy had a pitiful look on his face, "I I want to see my brother wear it."

"But my brother refused to wear it, and even scolded me for letting my mother mess around."

"Okay, okay! Don't make that suit for me, and you're on the verge of tears, Ah Yin, I won't take this suit and tell you." She waved her hand impatiently, "If your brother doesn't wear it, will I wear it? Why can't your brother come to fool me? Do I look like that?"

Curt lowered his head in frustration, and heard her continue to "I tell you, it's okay!"

"Eh?"

"It's definitely impossible to wear it for nothing. Just give me your dessert for dinner and we'll make the deal, okay?"

"Okay!" Curt is not as greedy as Qi Ya, in order to see the sex-turned-adult version of her brother wearing her favorite clothes, he agreed without thinking.

After the three mothers and sons had finished arguing, they saw that Yin Zi had changed into a completely different style.

How can Mi Chi care about arguing with Qi Ya, he and Leorio have similar senses, obviously so similar, but these characteristics look irritating on Qi Ya, and they are especially cute and pleasing on girls.

Seeing that it was Kurt's credit, he thought that his younger brothers had this benefit, and he was not far behind after taking the photo. He dug out the custom-made maid outfit for himself (sneakily put it here, anyway, Kiqiu has a lot of clothes) I can't find it) Ask Yinzi to change it and let him take a picture.

Yinzi knew that today he was destined to pass away in this castle full of beautiful decorations and costumes, so he no longer struggled uselessly, so he might as well try to get some benefits.

But this otaku fat man, pardon her bluntness, is the most blackmailing brother in Yin Zi's eyes.It is much more useful than the other guys who have nothing but beauty and are useless.

The boss is rich, but rush to tease his beard?Dare? Dare?

The third child is even more defeated than her, and the two of them pulled out their pockets at the same time, so it may be impossible to tell who is poorer than the other.

The fourth child is still working as a seat boy in the small black room, so he will not comment.

The fifth child—I always feel a bit evil and dare not speak up.

That's why tech geeks are really stunning, especially for the type who can't walk when they see Daoupai's sister, so don't be too convenient if you want to swindle something.

Mi Chi originally thought that he would be rejected because of his virtue of being disliked everywhere, but he didn't expect the young lady to talk to him much better than Qi Ya and the others. Not only did he gladly take his clothes, but he also offered to take a photo with him and let him get it online Show off with guys in your circle.

Even if he wanted her to keep changing into the sailor uniform of a high school girl, he wouldn't say anything.

This made the family members put that bastard first when they were compared with Qi Ya for a lifetime, so moved to tears, bluntly saying that Sister Yinzi must be an angel sent by God to save him.

So Yinzi in the middle said that he likes sweets or something, he let it out without saying a word, and he said that he was curious about his laboratory, and he patted his chest and welcome to visit at any time.

"Wow~ This fat man is completely fooled." Qi Ya held the back of his head in contempt.

"Well, Brother Miji's weak will has always given Dad a headache." Curt agreed.

Yinzi wanted to kick the two little devils away and coax the otaku, but others were not so easy to fool.Especially Qi Ya, seeing that she is so easy to talk to Mi Ji, he scolded her for being unfair, obviously the reason why he has been so smooth all the way is because he looks like him.

Leaving aside the far-fetched skill of this little devil, in short, Yin Zi was still entangled in the end, so he had to let the three of them toss.

Looking at the tender scene in the chaos, Jiqiu remembered that the children had become more and more alienated in recent years. It had been a long time since he had seen this kind of scene of playing together, so he exuded a natural sense of bonding to his whole body, as if Being able to gather everyone's money around her is a bit more sincere love.

In the end, Yinzi was let go after the dinner party had already begun. After she came out, her legs were already trembling with exhaustion.

It wasn't her bragging, back then on the battlefield I carried a watermelon—no, Tai Dao cut it for three days and three nights, from the source of the river to the end, without blinking, the whole river was stained like blood The streamer (cough cough! It's a bit overblown), just like that, she is not as tired as today.

However, contrary to Yinzi's expectations, the dinner was held in the garden in the form of a buffet, so what's the point of her blackmailing?Immediately, he felt wronged by those two brats for so long.

The garden that can beat the enemy is really beautiful. All kinds of rare flowers and plants are arranged by the elegant hostess to complement each other. Raiders of many computer desktops.

It is said that this is only one of them, but the closest hall is suitable for banquets.

Xiaojie and the others were also invited. Although beating up enemies is a delicate touch to their senses, it would be very rude to hold a banquet and leave the guests at home alone.

Qi Ya didn't expect to be able to entertain friends at home one day, so he was very excited all night.

Xiaojie is even more thoughtful, he has almost forgotten so many things during the day, and he is very happy to be playing around in the garden with Qi Ya.

Although Yier fans looked intrusive and displeased, they were not so blind that they would spoil the atmosphere of the family when they were happy.

Qi Ya didn't take him to play, so he could only seek comfort from the substitute.

Yinzi: Mom sells batches!

No matter how she called the orangutan before, she didn't get a response, so she had to put the matter aside for the time being. Although the unexpected result allowed her to escape, Yinzi still had doubts about Yiermi's reaction.

When she calmed down, she realized that she had been full of loopholes from the beginning, because the incident happened too suddenly, leaving no room for her to prepare.

In addition, I was busy getting rid of the pervert, so I was always pushed forward by reality.

Although this face can get extra preferential treatment in front of beating the enemy, this guy can't treat her so well before the matter is clear, right? ——This is completely forgetting one's own responsibilities.

But Yiermi's sudden words startled Yinzi——

"I didn't expect that you were really a child of the family." He took a sip of champagne slowly. "How should I put it, although I am very happy, but I am still a little disappointed that things did not go as expected."

"You, most of the negative thoughts you have before?" Yinzi twitched his lips, "Then you are still so energetic? It even caused your parents to fight."

"Oh, even if there is a one-in-ten thousand possibility, you still have to make sure that your blood relationship is really irrelevant. As for the fight between your parents-in fact, I had a falling out with my father as early as last month because some The percentage of commission for a large order was not agreed upon.”

"I think my contribution should be [-]% of everything, but he said that his appearance fee is the minimum and half. It's not good, if other people dare to use their qualifications to pressure me, they will kill him. Well, it is already my concession to let him suffer a little by borrowing my mother's hand."

Come see the unfilial son!

Yinzi yelled inwardly, Songyang, you bastard, you call others a white-eyed wolf all day long because you refuse to wash your feet or give you a massage, but why are you here to have a look, compared with this one, Ah Yin I am the angel of 24 filial piety.

"Huh? No, we need to confirm whether there is really no blood relationship?" Yinzi suddenly grasped one of the points, "Shouldn't it be the other way around?"

"If there is no blood relationship, it has nothing to do with your family, right? Then what do you want to do?"

"Does it need to be said?" Yi Ermi said with such an obvious look, "Of course I married you."

……

Yinzi: "I'm sorry, I just had tinnitus and I couldn't hear you clearly, can you say it again?"

Il fans, "Get married and have children! Did you see that? Qi Ya is the cutest child in the world. Thinking that my own child will only have a very small chance of growing up to look like him, I often feel so worried that I can't sleep .”

"Isn't that simple? As long as you're not afraid of Lu, it's easy to have a child like him." Yinzi said maliciously, "Ah, we have to see if Qi Ya can do it."

Yi Er gave her a confused look, "Adopting Qi Ya's child is only a last resort, and although Qi Ya likes me, according to his personality, I don't know when that day will be."

"Hey! Come on, look at this shameless person here!" Yinzi shouted, "Come on, look at my face, and I will repay you on Qiya's behalf--ghosts like you. Although there is no authorization, it definitely means it." All right, take it."

"..." Yier fans don't care about her, "So I'm also very happy to see the photos from Hisoka. This may be the closest I get to my dream. How could I give someone up to that guy. But I didn't expect In the end, it backfired.”

He continued to sigh, "I didn't expect that one out of ten thousand results would still be hit by me, that's right, it looks so similar, how could it not be a child of the family."

"Oh, by the way, are you old enough to get married? When will you get married? Do you want my brother to introduce you to someone? I have a request, although I'm sorry but—"

"Can you adopt a child for me?"

Mom sells batches!Does Chiya know what he's thinking?Ginko glanced at Qi Ya who was having fun with Jay Leorio not far away.

Forget it, I can't stand this control freak anymore, if I know that I still have such a perverted idea now, it will definitely shatter the three views, I am too young to face such a cruel thing.

Then Yinzi became curious about another possibility. She knew she shouldn't ask, but she still couldn't help being mean--

"Well, you can also see that the sisters don't say anything else, but they have a lot of strength. If you want to marry, you can marry if you want to. It's not me bragging. I want me to start a fire and tear you down. It is possible for the country's economy to go backwards for ten years. So how are you going to force me to submit?"

Yi Ermi smiled slightly, the face that had been expressionless all the year round did not look stiff, but there was an indescribable meaning in it.

He said slowly, "I can count dozens of drugs that can make you uneasy. I can count dozens of drugs with my eyes closed. What do you think should be done? You have a strong body and should develop drug resistance soon. I made a prediction, probably After our child is born, you will not be disturbed, and at that time, the drug resistance system will be cultivated, and the wedding can be held again, killing three birds with one stone."

"Since it's speculation, don't use such obscene terms for me." Yinzi gritted his teeth and said, "Ah! I made a mistake at that time, right? When I asked you the first question, you knew that I was not resistant to drugs. Tsk! You can't relax for a moment, you bastard."

"How could it be?" Yier Fan once again showed a gentle expression of caring for the mentally retarded, "Nissan, am I so easily influenced by other people's words? Of course I have personally confirmed the feasibility of such an important thing."

"I sleep very soundly every night on the airship, right? Then a little dose of sleeping pills can have this effect. To us, Yinzi is as cute as a little lamb who doesn't even notice."

father!Orangutan, you are my dear father!I really don't know what to do if I suspect you have some conspiracy, otherwise you will have an extra grandson out of thin air when we meet next time.

"Then since you have the idea of ​​not being a human being, you still want me to call you brother? Are you sick?" Yinzi gritted his teeth. This guy called himself "Nissan Nissan" along the way, which made her worry about recognizing his relatives. How disappointing it would be for him to fail and almost fail.

"Although some tough measures may be used at the beginning, of course the relationship between the couple should be good. Don't you realize that you are being flattered by the Raiders?"

"Who the hell knows? If you are playing the banner of brother and sister, then even if I am an old driver, Ah Yin, I won't think about that. No matter how shameless I am, I won't have such a heavy taste, right?"

"Eh? Don't you think this is very romantic?" Yi Ermi pointed his lower lip with his index finger and tilted his head. "My plan at the time was to let you call me 'Nissan' for the rest of my life. I don't think it's a relationship between a couple and a brother and sister. Closer?"

"No, I didn't see the romance, I only saw the cuteness of the pervert and the immorality." Yinzi pointed at his nose and scolded, "What qualifications do you have to say that Hisoka is a pervert? In fact, you are the real one." Guy? Thank you for being so nonchalant about expressing the thoughts of other people's needs that are rotten in your heart."

"Do you think this is normal? Do you really think this is all right? Hey, hey! Beating the enemy is so rich, and I have never heard of all kinds of evil departments. Is there no psychological diagnosis department?"

"Huh? Do you have any psychological distress? You can tell me, I am very good at sorting out other people's spirits." Irmi looked eager to try, "Don't look at me like this, in fact, besides my psychological achievements Judging from the world's testing standards, it is definitely better than those guys with no name at all, at least I have successfully hypnotized psychology masters twice."

"Hehe! That is, so you use this to make everyone hate you? Then you have to say that your skill has reached the state of transformation." Don't you say that Qi Ya is so afraid of you?

Yinzi felt that staying with this guy was no longer enough, and if he continued to talk like this, and heard more of his incredible thoughts, he might really regret the decision he made at the beginning. It's a shot.

At least Hisoka's kind of guy definitely only loses his kidneys. Although he thinks about it afterwards, he won't kill anyone!perhaps.

Regardless of the idea of ​​chatting with Yier fans in high spirits, Yinzi coldly took advantage of his dizziness and wanted to be quiet for a while, filled a few pieces of cakes, and went to a hidden place to heal himself with sugar alone.

She was eating and felt someone coming to her!

You can see the blue national uniform without looking up, Ginko sighed inwardly, looked up——

Sure enough, it was Kurapika's pure and beautiful face!

He stared quietly at Yinzi's eyes, which seemed to contain countless thoughts and complexities, nostalgia and kindness.The first sentence he spoke was——

"Beautiful eyes, I never thought I could see this color in other people. It's rude to say that, but try to wear contact lenses in the future!"

Her eyes are not the brilliant red that only appears when the Kuruta tribe is emotional, he can see it at a glance, but the fearlessness and firmness he bestows on them are comparable to the seven beauties.

These are really beautiful eyes!

There are so many stupid and greedy guys in the world. If he can tell at a glance, it means that others can too, even if she is extremely powerful——

Forget it, with the protection of beating the enemy, I must have done too much.

Kurapika turned around desolately and was about to leave, but was stopped by Ginko.

She patted the place next to her, "Come and have some cake together, and then let's talk about life ideals from poetry and poetry. Boy!"

It just so happens that her three views, which have been tainted by the control freak, desperately need a gentle guy to solidify it.

The author has something to say: In fact, after reading the election article, I feel that Il fans are the most unscrupulous guys in Sanmeizhong. It is a pity that Xida, my hometown, is slightly inferior in this kind of place.

Hello!Don’t give up, Xida, I’m optimistic about you, no matter whether you are a human being or not, no one can surpass you (hey!)

Thanks to Chen Luo for writing to the author's Ding Dingli, Mr. Dia lacks a girlish heart, and all the long-distance rewards are stopped, meh!

And, Chen Luo kissed you and changed your ID to this when you cast the mine, don't think I know what you're up to, are you dumbfounded?I don't accept the trick hehe!