If I can't be the protagonist, I have no choice but to play tricks! [Comprehensive]

Silver is really helpless.

It's no wonder that Yinshi, as a big man, directly resorted to violence against the little ape. The key is that other methods don't work, and it still can't be pulled off like brown sugar.

Now it's her turn, as a man, Changxiong can take more beatings than Xiaoyuan, which means that hitting him with ordinary force is useless except to make him more excited.

Yinzi didn't dare to continue to deepen his strength, who the hell knows the critical point of shaking M?No matter what, he is also an important number with a name and a surname, and he has played a lot of time. If he beats someone to death, he will cause disaster.

This guy is also obedient, seeing that Yinzi is in a dilemma, but he dare not be really cruel, and his movements are even more aggressive.

Ginko grabbed Changxiong's hand and pulled it out of his skirt, and asked blankly, "What do you want?"

"Just ask me what you want to do? Just get started with the car idiot? Just rely on you?"

She raised her leg and stepped directly on Changxiong's face, and rolled it up and down mercilessly, "Just shake M and just kneel on the ground and wait for the whip to be whipped. The welfare or something depends on whether I am happy or not before I consider giving you alms. That's all." You're totally ineligible."

Changxiong became even more excited, "Hey! What you taught is, please reprimand me more, more!"

Yinzi resisted the goosebumps all over his body, and forcibly calmed down, "Yo, Yoxi, since you have this awareness, you should know that you haven't practiced deeply enough when you just entered the practice."

"Like today's incident, I made a mistake at the beginning." Yinzi coughed, "Placing Paly to run out before others called to stop, this is a disqualification for shaking M. So go back and continue to reflect on it."

I thought he would be able to fool around with his IQ, but the point is that time is really running out now, and if he doesn't go back, the group of pigs will really lose their food.

"do not want!"

"Huh?" Yinzi was a little confused when he heard the dull but firm response, "Hey! Are you starting to be disobedient like this?"

"Anyway, just don't go back!" Changxiong touched the feet along his face and hugged Yinzi's thighs, focusing on changing leg accessories for 100 years.

"I will listen to anything, no matter it is [beep] or [beep] all kinds of [beep], as long as it is given by you, I will happily accept it. But don't go back!"

Yinzi lifted his foot and was about to kick, when Changxiong said sullenly, "I am the only one in the house, why don't you wait for Miss Yinzi to come back, she clearly stated the address and made an appointment. Come on. I wonder if it's because of that brat from the Shinsengumi that Ms. Ginko has forgotten about me because of the fact that she was collecting material nearby."

These words made Yinzi feel a little guilty for no reason, and just as he was about to comfort him, he continued, "I've bought all the good things worth buying in the market and online stores these days, and I'm just waiting for Yinzisang to come." Use it, Sarah, look, I even brought some out specially—"

Yinzi watched as he kept taking out objects that needed to be mosaiced from his body. The two of them in this dark alley looked like an unlicensed trading place for sex/interesting goods.

I am really a fool for a moment of guilty conscience, this kind of guy doesn't deserve sympathy at all.

Yinzi grabbed a stick-shaped object that everyone knew, and turned on the switch with a blank expression, "Yo Xi, let's stick this thing into your nostril first."

"Eh? The nostrils are a little bit—" Changxiong blushed, and the mole under his eyes was shining brightly. "Let's poke somewhere else first."

Saying that he really turned around—

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turn around -

Yinzi turned off the switch silently, and raised his head high as a sign of surrender, "I lost, I really lost."

"As far as your position still needs my help, Ah Yin, I have limited abilities, and I really can't break through this layer of shame. As a shaker, you are already born with the highest configuration, please find another—"

"It's okay to say that it's not Miss Yinzi." Changxiong shouted angrily, and then he felt that something was wrong and immediately lowered his arrogance and apologized, "Ah, I'm sorry, is it too arrogant for a boar, you punish me."

"But I can't say similar things in the future." At this moment, the expression on Changxiong's face is like the upper body of the ultimate ghost animal, with the courage to make people feel creepy "Otherwise, I don't mind finding a way for Miss Yinzi to know clearly What is the so-called non-existent thing?"

"Screw! Don't worry about your lack of ability." In an instant, he changed back into an impatient idiot posture, and the extreme speed of his expression made Yin Zi amazed. disappointment."

"No, no, no one has ever made you have expectations of me." Yinzi backed up and waved his hands, "It's hard for me to make decisions like this."

Yinzi didn't know where the shaking M was broken, but it was obviously different from Xiaoyuan.Would the little monkey show such an expression?

Sure enough, there are still some decisive factors that will reverse the individual differences of gender.It's just that the superficial form looks similar.

Just like her and Yinshi, even if they were male or female, they all smelled like uncles of the same style.But there are still huge differences in how things are treated.

Yinzi knew that he couldn't just rely on the character in his impression to deal with this guy at this moment, and seeing this posture, he couldn't be cowardly, and he always had a premonition that something terrible would happen if he coaxed the setting to collapse.

Yinzi raised his chin, "Tsk tsk! Even though he said all the shameful things about calling himself a boar, it's still hard for people to get hard."

"You're right. Compared with Ah Yin, I prefer to push the superior guys to the ground and watch them look ashamed. I really don't have an appetite for the ones that come to my door."

"You should be able to understand that you are doing nightly, black and windy murders? There is nothing more boring than a goal that is not challenging at all. So, before I am not serious about doing it, hurry up—err!"

"Stop stop! Don't do this!"

Yinzi looked at the guy in panic, with tears streaming from his purple eyes, and his high myopia glasses couldn't hide his lovely and pitiful demeanor.

He looked at himself aggrieved, the flush on his cheeks hadn't faded, whether it was him in the parallel world or him at this time, the two individuals, male and female, were generally in an abnormal posture that was about to break down.But this definitely does not prevent them from being rare and beautiful.

The look of frowning lightly seems to have endless melancholy in his heart, and the tears are hazy but cannot cover his sad and sad eyes.

Yinzi covered her face in despair, Nima was too hard to be soft, she clearly knew that she was a guy who couldn't control her, and she wouldn't bully others like this.

She breathed exhausted physically and mentally, and then helped him up, "Okay, you are amazing, I will shut up right now, and you turn off the faucet for me."

Changxiong followed Yinzi's movement of supporting him, obediently rubbing against her body.With such a pitiful appearance, Yinzi didn't dare to kick it anymore, so he could only let it be sticky.

"Well, that means you're interested in me." He said sullenly.

Why don't you say it's okay?Yin Zi thought to himself.Don't think she doesn't know this trick.If you say today, don't even think about getting away.This guy must have changed his face quickly and lay down on the ground asking for a shot.

Changxiong saw that Yinzi had been ignoring him for a long time, so the tears that he had just covered up flowed out again——

"Yes, that's very interesting. As soon as I saw you, I wanted to be tied up and whipped, or use a whip soaked in salt water. It is really a tiger stool. Iron maidens are not common, or I really want you to try it in turn. try."

Others would definitely slap her when they heard this, but to Changxiong, it was a straight confession to the G-spot.

His breathing was heavy, and his eyes were full of eager desire.

"Then, those things are still easy to buy, probably! If it's not possible, let the blacksmith directly."

"Hey, hey! Don't say it so lightly, do you think the production team will let you mess around indefinitely? Look at the things in this place, don't think that you can do anything with the escort of mosaics."

Yinzi pointed to a pile of indescribable eighteen-prong props on the ground, "These are not bad, and the coding difficulty is low, after all, the size is here."

"But if you really come to the big guy, and you piss off the guys in the later stage, just let go and let everyone wait to be named and shot, and then meet the fate of being cut in half!"

"Do you really think unemployment is a fun thing? So it's better to keep a low profile when committing crimes against the wind. Don't go to the blacksmith, and shop online secretly."

"It's really not walking/selfishness is also a way, in short, it can't be seen by others."

Changxiong didn't know what to say, but felt it was reasonable, even though he had eaten up his shame at the moment.But Miss Yinzi's words are of course absolutely correct.

"Then, put that iron maiden aside first." He shyly pulled out a bundle of rope under Yin Zi's expression of hell——

"Complete the previous list first!"

Yinzi lost his strength and pointed at the rope, "What's going on?"

She just looked at the props on the ground and said that after confirming that there was no rope. The purpose was to escape because of the lack of props, but this situation is different from what she said?

A gleam flashed in Changxiong's eyes, "How could this most basic thing not be prepared, although I was envious of that brat being strangled by a belt. But if it is bound/tied, it really is—"

"That won't work, even if there is a rope, a whip or something—"

Yin Zi, who was about to die, was cut off by a coil of cowhide whip thrown on the ground.

Changxiong corrected his fingers, regretting, "It's a pity that I didn't prepare any salt."

Immediately, he punched him angrily, "Damn it, it really is too careless."

But Yinzi raised his hand tolerantly, "It's enough, it's already amazing to be able to do this for the first time. It's really incredible determination and sincerity. I'm so touched."

"Miss Yinzi!" Changxiong looked at her in a trance.

Being praised, this moment is almost the most touching time in my life.

Yinzi smiled and said, "This is the truth, and salt is everywhere, isn't it?"

As she spoke, she pointed to a shop not far opposite.There was an old woman with a mole on her chin, a cigarette dangling from her mouth, flipping through the newspaper to read today's lottery winning numbers.

Changxiong looked along, then looked back at Yinzi, receiving encouraging gazes.

He was suddenly excited, and nodded firmly, "I'll go buy it now!"

Yinzi looked at his sprinting back, and wiped the sweat fiercely on his head.

But fuck off!

Then, not missing the opportunity, he opened his posture, and disappeared in place with a "swoosh" at a speed that would only appear during a fight or escape.

In short, let’s run first, although the monk can’t run away from the temple if he can run.But if you think about it carefully, she is now a bitch playing an innocent role, and she can completely push the Shinsengumi out to get in the way.

As long as he hides behind Duo Chuanjun and cries that he has been harassed by a pervert, with his IQ he is definitely on the front line with a knife in his hand.

When the time comes, they will pinch it themselves, and she will watch the fun from behind.

And after all, it was the reason for the increased difficulty of the script, so we can't blame her for being shameless.

Was the original little ape such a difficult guy to deal with?It is completely adjusted to the hell mode, okay?

Fortunately, she once secretly envied Yinshi for having such a punctual beauty around her all day long, but when it was her turn, she realized what it was like.

When Yinzi returned to the Shinsengumi, there was no one in the team building.

It's still working time, everyone is working, and the patrolling is going.

Yinzi had to change his clothes before cooking. The scene with Shenwei just now, although it can't be said that the sky was dark and the sun and the moon were dark, but if he made a gesture with his heart, even if he clicked to the end, it was a real move.

What's more, Shenwei is not a guy who knows when enough is enough. He just washed the clothes regardless of the clothes and kicked them within two days.

Just after she came back, the gatekeeper was still asking her where she got all the ashes on her body.

Fortunately, the Shinsengumi wasn't so cruel that the two gatekeepers were so vicious.

When she broke out the reason for fighting with the aunt who bought vegetables, the two guys were moved and cried because Miss Yinzi worked so hard for them to have better food.

But you can't expect to fool everyone like this, you still have to change your clothes quickly, she remembered that Saito left that afro in the village today.

That guy is not a simple character. Although he can bully people with social disabilities and can't speak up, what if he is deemed a threat to the Shinsengumi and directly kills him?

Yinzi is no longer as poor as the day he first came, with only one suit of clothes.

After confirming to work here, all kinds of preferential treatment came one after another.

The various conveniences that the local party can give her can also be put on the bright side in a legitimate way.

The Shinsengumi finally got a female employee, and she is still such a beautiful woman. Everyone is not dissatisfied with Kondo's various arrangements that are so generous for the newcomers, and they even praised Hijikata who finally approved it. The deputy chief finally had a day to talk about human feelings.

While enjoying the supreme treatment brought by the rarity of this thing, Yinzi despised the tune that tax thieves really acted.

In short, when she got the approved clothing fee, before she had time to decide whether to go to the pachinko shop, she was shamelessly dragged to the kimono shop by the earthwork.

I have said that I don't like this kind of troublesome tune, and I haven't written my horoscope yet. What benefits do I seek for myself?

Sure enough, no matter how serious a man looks, it is a virtue, don't feel shy and innocent just because he blushes.The key is that he can do what he has to do while being shy.

Of course, Yinzi didn't let him go, and he must let Duochuan Jun accompany him into the underwear store. This time, he couldn't dodge it no matter how hard he tried.

Pretending to be defenseless, she held up the style for people to ask for advice, and almost held the earth to the corner. In that posture, she squeezed her clothes tightly and shouted molestation in the next moment, which was not against the law.

The sales lady watched them cover their mouths and laughed, teasing that the young couple had such a good relationship. There are not many good men who have the patience to accompany their girlfriends to buy small things these days.

Hijikata blushed blood, but he didn't deny it after all, and Yinzi naturally had to follow along to create an ambiguous atmosphere.

However, Yinzi estimated that this guy should be most fortunate that he didn't come out in uniform.Otherwise, with the reputation of the Shinsengumi's violent law enforcement, if someone finds out that the deputy chief of the ghost is doing this, tomorrow's gossip in the city will probably be his public execution.

When he went back that day, that guy refused to carry her underwear bag. Yin Zi saw that the coward would commit seppuku if he pushed her any further, so he stopped and let him go.

In short, there is no disadvantage in fighting against Duochuanjun, and it is almost a steady victory with a crushing posture, which makes Yinzi more confident in his grand plan.

Ginko opened the closet, and there were all plain kimonos inside.This is another benefit of not being in the plot.

Because I have nothing to do with the production team, I don't have to wear the same clothes all year round like Yin Shi, and even claim to buy four of the same clothes.

No matter how you look at it, it is the reason that the shameless guys are lazy to figure it out, but thinking of Luffy's red shirt that has not changed for more than ten years, Ginko thinks that at least their clothes still have patterns.

Accepting miserable treatment really depends on comparison, eh!

Yinzi found the clothes to be changed and threw them on the bed, and was about to take them off when her hands suddenly stopped——

"Hey! Be careful not to poke your eyes! That thing is different from a chrysanthemum, but it has no self-healing function."

As soon as I finished speaking, I felt another head on my shoulder.Needless to say, if you smell the milky smell, you will know it's the Okita brat.

"Who did you have a crush on when you bought a vegetable?" He stretched out his hand and touched it around, and immediately understood. "Huh? What a guy."

"A torn tendon, a broken rib, did you have a fight with a Tyrannosaurus rex that was not kept in a zoo?"

Yinzi opened his hand, "Leave my question aside, what are you doing so nonchalantly? When did I know you well enough to communicate with each other in the dormitory?"

"You are past the age at which you can enter the women's bathhouse after following your mother, so just trying to get away with it will really turn you into a girl."

"What are you thinking about to get rid of the relationship now?" Okita walked to the bed by himself, lay down naturally, and said to Yinzi with his head on his side, "Although I don't see any clues yet, but you Does the guy think that I just let you exist with such a big heart?"

"From the moment you show your strength, you should have prepared yourself to be supervised at all times, so what is it worth asking about me appearing here? Isn't it a matter of course?"

"And it's okay to share dormitories, but I haven't changed the sheets for a week because the cleaning uncle is on sick leave." He turned over and lay on the bed, took a deep breath with the pillow in his arms, "Sure enough, just now The dried quilt smells better."

"By the way, hurry up tonight and leave the earthworker, I'm going to sleep here."

Yinzi stepped on the back of that guy's head, "Hey! Come and see this bastard who pretends to be eight years old. You are the first one to talk about the dirty thoughts of puberty so clearly."

Unexpectedly, Okita ignored her ridicule, and lay on the bed like a salted fish, making up his mind to be lazy here.

Yinzi withdrew his feet, lowered his body and approached his ears, and then deliberately lowered his voice to be low, sexy and aggressive, "Is it possible that the brat is missing the feeling of that night? Hey, hey! This is terrible, I should take it easy at such a young age Well, if it’s really over-developed, you can’t say whether you can keep the Shaking S setting.”

Okita didn't look up, but his exposed ears gradually turned red.

Yinzi is helpless, she almost throws up seeing her shy and blushing face recently.This guy is so sticky to her, of course, mainly because of defense, against her intentions towards Shinsengumi.

But can you not bring so many private goods with you when you are marking people?Even if she doesn't wear it, is it okay?On the one hand, I have to admire that he knows how to survive at a young age. He is obviously as unmotivated as himself, but he has never been labeled as a waste wood. What is the difference?

Seeing that he really didn't want to leave, he didn't care about the money, so he had to hurry up and cook after changing clothes quickly.Turning around, he saw Okita who stuck his head out at some point, his eyes were fixed on her, and he didn't care about whether the kid was peeking or not.

She directly grabbed the kid's hand and said, "Come on, you're fine anyway, help me peel the potatoes."

"Who would do that kind of thing? Peeling potatoes with the chopping hand will weaken the soul." Okita struggled.

Yinzi slapped the frantic head, "Be honest, my hands that chop people's heads are still chopping cabbage to feed you pigs, and I will stab you to death with one finger."

"And you can tell that it was old man Songping who said it, right?" Yinzi hooked his elbow around his neck and dragged him backwards. "There is no one else but him."

"But don't even think about it. What has that guy lived his life like? He's been chauvinistic all his life, his wife is pissed off, and his daughter doesn't want to talk to him. He's too old to rely on being a godfather. Looking for comfort. Tsk tsk tsk, obviously the kidneys are not working very well, and the little girl can coax out the money with just a few sweet words. She often takes the general to bad places to harm the pillars of the country."

"Listen to this kind of guy's bullshit, your life will be predictable. Is it possible that you want to become such an adult?"

After hearing this, Okita recalled the current situation of Uncle Matsudaira, shook his head solemnly, and then took the initiative to go forward and obediently helped peel potatoes.

Although there are many people in the Zhenxuan group, not everyone will come back for dinner at noon, and the big pot dishes only need to process a lot of ingredients, and the actual cooking time is not much.

Thanks to Okita's help, his hands and feet are nimble, and the two of them can get twice the result with half the effort. When everyone came back, Ginko was already waiting at the window wearing an apron as usual.

A member of the Shinsengumi said in tears, "Ah, it is because of this scene every day that people have hope for a hellish day."

"Yeah!" Everyone echoed.

Yin Zi's face froze, she didn't care about this kind of crowd, if possible, why can't these guys eat like pigs?Find a nest directly, pour food into it, and serve dinner——

Even if he doesn't want to, he still has to repeat this job mechanically. Okita is very sensitive to her boredom, and he took a plate and leaned against the wall on one side, just like she had nothing to love but had to cover her eyes with a sweet smile Dinner.

Yinzi really couldn't bear to see her negative emotions being used as nourishment, so she sneaked into Okita's ear and whispered, "I spit on this plate before."

After successfully watching Okita change his face, he was satisfied and went back to work with an expression of wanting to vomit.

Although the Shinsengumi are often slandered as tax thieves unilaterally by Yinzi, their work is actually very busy, and there is not much time for lunch, just enough to sit for a while after a quick meal.

Naturally, after the meal, someone rushed to hope and tidy up the kitchen. Yin Zi thought that he hadn't brushed up his favorability score today, so he looked around for earthworks.

The mayonnaise star didn't show up in the cafeteria at the moment, Yinzi went out, and sure enough, he saw Naya leaning against the tree smoking a cigarette under the tree in the courtyard.

She trotted over, "Mr. Hijikata! Today's meal is very fast, isn't it to your appetite?"

Seeing her coming, Hijikata naturally softened his expression without realizing it, "No, your cooking skills are very good, how are you? Are you used to working here?"

These words sounded like a casual greeting from a superior to a new employee, but Yinzi could clearly feel the tension after the second half of his sentence.

To adapt here, the key words should be these four words.Yinzi understood, if even this kind of thing starts to feel uneasy, it means that the man has already thought about the problem in the future.

It seems that her road to victory will soon be over, Yinzi was a little excited, and took out a cake from her arms, "I tried to make this with mayonnaise, try it!"

Hijikata's eyes lit up, and then he was deeply moved.

If a person can engrave his hobbies in his heart and study them all the time, does that mean——

hi hi!It means thinking of you all the time.Looking at his virtues, Yin Zi could fill in all his thoughts.

There are so many guys who hate each other in parallel worlds, just the mayonnaise and red honey bean disputes have come up several times, can you remember?Of course I spit inside, no thanks!

Tufang reached out to pick it up, only to find that he still had a cigarette in his hand!

He suddenly became ashamed, most women don't like men smoking, and Hijikata has been consciously or unconsciously avoiding smoking in front of Yinzi.

But the scene at this moment really made him feel like he had screwed up what he had been working so hard to build, and he was immersed in loss and couldn't extricate himself, when he saw Yin Zi took his hand and put the cake in his free hand superior--

Then she took out the cigarette in the other hand, but she didn't throw it away, but opened her lips slightly under Hijikata's disbelieving eyes, and sucked in the filter she had sucked.

Yinzi took a deep breath of the cigarette, and then exhaled the smoke unskillfully, but not clumsily.

She looked at herself sideways and said, "Mr. Hijikata doesn't have to avoid this in front of me in the future." A bright smile bloomed on a clean face, "Because I like men to smoke."

Tufang slowly opened his eyes wide, he knew that something had been violently touched at this moment.

The author has something to say: Thinking of the many scenes in the future where you know that you have wronged your love, damn it, I feel so deeply guilty.

And I saw that there was a piece of explosion under the announced male lead, it was fried.Let me tell you the difference between a male protagonist and a male supporting role.Doesn't this article have a good painting style of loving each other after making up CP?Do you think Ah Yin has that style of painting?It's her destiny to be lonely (hey!)

So the difference is that other people only flirt but do not marry, while Takasugi only sleeps but does not marry.Poor for him.

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