If I can't be the protagonist, I have no choice but to play tricks! [Comprehensive]

Kagura is only 14 years old at the moment. As long as ordinary parents are not lacking in thoughtfulness, how can they let their underage daughters travel thousands of miles to another planet to start a business?

Unfortunately, her parents are unique among thousands of parents.My father is short-hearted, and my mother is big-hearted.When they heard that their young daughter had such a plan, the two of them immediately shed tears of relief.

They sent a letter to Chunyu, forcing Shenwei, who was already doing well, to resign, and escorted his sister's initial business venture.

Even if the unreliable big brother is of no use, it is always possible to fight hooligans and drive away the gangsters who charge protection money to find fault.

Kamui raised his hand, "What kind of bastard my sister can't handle and needs me to help? Saiyans? Are Saiyans so depraved that they have to live by collecting protection money from little ghosts?"

This very reasonable question ended without a problem under the iron fist of his mother. In the end, Kamui could only stop the troublesome territory, packed up his bags and came to the earth with his sister.

The Dumb Governor, who was supposed to be killed recently, can live for a while because of this.He regretted that he obviously met an interesting guy at the headquarters, and it would take a while before he could play together.

Although the criteria for judging adulthood by Tianren are different from those of Neon, even Yetuxing and Kagura are underage, so it is obviously my sister’s shop, the final registered legal person is Kamui, and the listing is naturally his name .

Shenwei was very dissatisfied with this. On the day the plaque was hung, he frowned and said, "I always feel that my name is hung inexplicably like this, and it smells like a good-for-nothing uncle, worse than Dad's armpits. "

"Hey! Unlike me who perfectly inherited Mommy's genes, you used to be more like my dad, with short legs, aggressive and bald. The problems my dad has now must be your template in the near future. For your own sake, Let's accumulate some virtue." Kagura Shiyu stared at him.

"Eh? How come?" Kamui scratched his head with a hearty smile, "No matter how you look at it, my mother and I are more similar, and different from you, I have already shed a lot of blood for the convenience of fighting these years. It is estimated that the bald man The blood is almost diluted. So there is no problem, brother will definitely not have such embarrassing problems."

"But you are almost 20 years old and only 1.7 meters—"

As soon as Kagura blurted out her words, her brother pressed her head hard, and those hands gradually tightened, causing her face to wrinkle into a ball from the pain——

Kamui smiled and said, "What did little Kagura say? Nisan didn't hear clearly!"

But in a family of four, the mother and daughter are clearly at the top of the biological chain. Even if Shenwei has a father who is at the bottom of ten thousand years, he is at best the second to last. How could Kagura be afraid of him?

Desperately pushing his head, Kagura made a face at him, and then ran and shouted, "Short-legged shorts can't grow taller!"

"This girl—" Shenwei gritted his teeth angrily, chasing and catching her was just a beating.

But it's not like when it rains in the spring, no matter who you face, you can make troubles unscrupulously. Even if your sister needs to be repaired, you have to be careful not to break her neck.Otherwise, he would be the next one whose neck was broken by his parents.

Although one or two severed heads can be regenerated by applying a little aloe vera, but suppressing one's nature is really an unpleasant thing.

The family asked Kagura why he thought of opening a shop on Earth, and why it happened to be the most chaotic Kabukicho in Edo.

But the girl gave the answer that she couldn't answer it herself, as if from a certain day, she should be like this, following the line that she felt familiar, and she became what she is now without knowing it.

But she is still not satisfied, always talking about what is missing, the most important thing is that the existence of the soul that determines this structure has not appeared.

Shenwei smiled and asked, "Have you dreamed about the lover of your dreams? It's really hard to miss spring at a young age."

This time he didn't use Kagura, and his parents punished him again on the grounds of spoiling his younger sister.

Afterwards, Shenwei also completely compromised, and treated himself as a handyman to accompany him, and let the little girl do it. After finding nothing, he would naturally go back to his parents obediently, and he could return to Chunyu and continue searching in the vast universe. An interesting guy worthy of a fight.

But after all, Kamui is different from a silver-haired loser. He said that he is letting go, but he is very curious about everything and full of action. He always likes to go against Kagura's original wish and mess around.

Today is not the first time that the advertisement leaflets have been changed without authorization. The brother and sister have become famous for fighting and disturbing the people in this area in just a few days.

But the two are celestial beings, and they are the strongest fighting race in the universe, the night rabbit. The little girl's arms are not as thick as her own rolling pin. She raises her hand to pull out telephone poles and hit people with a vending machine. The guy who wants to teach them a lesson weighs it Taking a look at his own strength, he silently took back his baseball bat.

But at this moment, Yinzi didn't know so many ins and outs, she just felt a thunderbolt from the blue sky go straight to the sky, and exploded with a bang, as if seeing the last hope wiped out.

So this world is already a dead end?

Even without her, all kinds of logical corrections have allowed things that should exist to function normally. Now that everything is in place, even if she kicks the trio down, what's the point?

At the same time, she was horrified by the self-motivation of these guys. This red-haired rabbit who usually only hangs out in OPED, had been thinking about how to become a leader early on, huh?

After only a short while, the loophole was taken advantage of.

The Wanshiwu is a trivial matter, it's just a shabby old woman's attic, if you give it to you, I will give it to you. Yinzi believes that with his own luck, he will be able to make a fortune overnight in the pachinko shop, and then list it for business in the bustling commercial street.

But that should be her sister, hey!Bai Nen is cute, although she is not soft and cute and can eat well, but looking at the voice actor resources, it is worth the fare if she doesn't have to lie down and be insulted by the nail palace every day.

When a person is working hard, the most fearful thing is to suddenly hope to be blocked. The truth tells you, go to sleep, anyway, there is no hope.Especially since this is a lazy person.

Yinzi seemed to feel that her soul was paralyzed into a ball, and she couldn't get hard no matter how hard she poked it. Even she wanted to just lie down on the road and never get up.

What do people do?Be a stone.How good would it be to just stick around on the road and not have to do anything?

Seeing that the two brothers and sisters were fighting again, Deng Shi didn't bother to care about it, and was about to close the door when he remembered that there was a guy still outside.

Looking back, I saw the little girl standing in the middle of the road with a look of lovelessness on her face. The fists of the brothers and sisters were fierce, and they didn't even think about avoiding it. They were a little anxious——

"Hey! Stand far away, little girl. Don't look at these two bean sprouts. If you poke someone, it will kill you. Hurry up and move away."

That girl looked like she didn't hear what she said, and she was still like an idiot standing on the road where cars were coming and going, who might seek death at any time.Deng Shi was afraid that she would be blown away, the fists of these two brats were really not a joke.Busy and cautiously prepared to go around and pull her.

Yinzi was letting himself become a salted fish, when suddenly an important point flashed in his mind.

etc!Little loli seems to have mentioned Mommy?

Of course, she knows Kagura's family structure and the family's history of blood and tears. If it's just that the Master House was opened in advance by someone other than her, it can be said that these guys are ambitious.

But the fact that Mummy is still alive means that the whole thing is unusual.

According to the normal trend of the world, when their mother died, the war against barbarians had not yet ended, so it was not a matter of logical regulation, but the entire basic setting has become different.

Yinzi was greatly relieved by this recognition. Since the setting of the source direction has been changed, it does not mean that several points of the orangutan structure cannot be changed.

Now that there is room for turning around, the signboard of Wanshiwu is just a mere foreign object. Although the symbol is unique-but think about it for the better, wouldn’t it be enough to cut off the name of the section at the back and replace it with your own?

As long as you persuade the two little ghosts to agree, if you don't agree, you will hit agree.Yinzi thought gloomyly.

It is said that since we met each other, we should never miss this opportunity.After figuring it out, Yinzi cheered up instantly. Seeing that the two brats were still fighting, he hurried up to fight.

Deng Shi had only walked halfway to see that girl who was not afraid of death and joined the fighting center, and suddenly his old heart was terrified.Catherine tried to persuade her to fight last time, but she is still in the hospital right now.

But she was almost desperate for this distance, and seeing that girl still had a kind expression on her face, Deng Shi couldn't help but close her eyes at the thought of being beaten into shape soon.

"Well! Don't fight between brothers and sisters, Ah Yin, I happen to have a little entrustment."

The two red-eyed Yetu didn't care about the dissuasion of others. When they realized that someone had inserted/entered the center of the battle, the fists they swung couldn't be retracted due to inertia——

"Oops! Get out of the way—" Kagura hurriedly shouted.

Although Kamui did not respond on the surface, he also anticipated the troubles that would follow in his heart.Earthlings are always extraordinarily fragile, and sibling fights can send them into the intensive care unit.

In order to promise not to mess up his sister's business, he has dealt with these disgusting things with impatience several times.

However, time was irreversible, just when the two brothers and sisters believed that this frizzy guy would become the unlucky one under the fist again, she saw their fists subconsciously caught by her.

Got it! ! !

There was no blowing, and there was no crisp sound of bones breaking, just like an adult pinching the fists of two children who were fighting each other.

The shock in the hearts of the brothers and sisters was beyond words, but that person was completely unconscious.

Yinzi grabbed the fists of the two of them, and became familiar with each other, "How can I run a store and fight at the door all day? The customers are scared away. If you want to fight, you have to fight at the door of your competitors."

"Ah! My filthy lord." Kagura heard that the front was normal, but the latter sentence directly spurned it.

"Huh? You still treat yourself like a child?" Yinzi scolded the sky, "The moment you start a business, you are no longer a child. In order to survive, you must stuff a dirty soul into it." , the enthusiasm at the beginning of the business alone cannot survive.”

"Listen well, in this line of work, you have to be dirty or die. What kind of shop does a guy who doesn't even have the consciousness of dirty soul open? Wouldn't it be safer to store the lucky money with mom?"

Yinzi didn't expect that this nose-picking loli would still have this kind of morality, as expected, there is a difference between having a mother and not having a mother.

Think about Kagura in Gintoki, first follow his sloppy father, then a social gangster who doesn't wash his feet all day, and finally a useless madao whose roots are rotten at home.

After listening to her brazen words, Kagura's contempt was palpable, "Is there a problem with the guy who doesn't say a word and let his soul degenerate in order to open a store?"

"Hmph! When you can't keep up with raw eggs and rice, you will know that shame is not worth mentioning."

"Shut up, I always feel like this is some terrible curse. As soon as you talk about it, I feel that kind of life is like a shadow." Kagura squeezed her fists and threatened, "Let's talk about it first, Miss Ben has been loved by her parents since she was a child, and her brother bullied her." A winner in life, a standard city girl, your shabby ideas will never happen to me."

"Yes, it hasn't happened to you yet!" Ginko nodded, her determination made Kagura so angry that she wanted to beat her to the sky.

The woman in front of her gave her a complicated first impression. She felt that Huo Da could reach the end of the world with a bamboo stick, but she couldn't help but want to be close and depend on her.

Kagura was still young, so he didn't know what was going on with the sudden surge of emotions in his heart, and he couldn't even sort out them clearly, but he felt ashamed of his excitement.

That's why people started to talk, and they had to hold on to it and go back, but the little girl didn't realize that when she was arguing with this person, the look in her eyes glowed, and she followed the impression of the store recently. Perfect, Kong Luoluo, who has become more and more at a loss, feels completely different.

Kagura was arguing happily, when Kamui, who was unusually quiet after the fight was interrupted, pressed his shoulders.

She turned her head, and then her pupils shrank, reflecting Kamui's usual smiling expression.

But she is his own sister, so of course the subtleties can be easily discerned.There is clearly a fighting spirit in this guy's eyes that has been aroused.

"Stop it, Kamui!, she just—"

"Just what?" Shenwei replied casually, and then opened his eyes. The undisguised desire/desire that was completely leaked made Kagura even more frightened.

"It's just an ordinary earthling, so why don't you tell my brother not to act rashly?" Kamui pointed at Yinzi, "show me clearly, what kind of earthlings can catch Yetu's fist without a scratch."

Seeing that his younger sister wanted to stop him, he gently touched Kagura's head, "Yoxi, yoxi! Be good, my brother has been with you for so long, it's hard to get some sweetness, don't deprive my brother of the opportunity to enjoy it so cruelly." .”

Although Kagura usually oppresses Kamui in various ways, he is the only one who is dominated by fighting spirit, which is frightening.At this time, the elder brother seemed to be no longer a simple elder brother.

Seeing the two brothers and sisters arguing, Yinzi already knew the troubles ahead.She knows what kind of virtue this guy Shenwei is.

But it is absolutely unexpected that this level of provocation can be provoked, just like being harassed by Changxiong for no reason before, obviously he hasn't done anything yet.

Ginko blamed this on Gintoki's influence, but she was not afraid of Kamui at the moment.Since the orangutan revealed her ultimate setting, although it is embarrassing to say so, she has indeed raised her tail to the sky long ago.

What's more, she has only fought with such a strong person, even if the domineering cannot be used here, the experience she has absorbed is not just domineering.

On the contrary, when I returned to my own world, when all the settings returned to the original, I didn’t feel like I was doing all kinds of shows in the Shinsengumi before.

At this moment, when he encountered a provocation from a strong man like Shenwei, he realized that he was eager to try in his heart.

She also wanted to know how much stronger she was compared to her previous self and Yinshi?

Shenwei is of course sensitive to the fighting spirit, seeing the other party responding so enthusiastically, he was surprised at first, and then the joy beyond expectation appeared on his face.

"Look! The other party is looking forward to it." Kamui pushed Kagura's arm away. "Your brother is very popular. Women can't wait to open their legs when they see it. How can they refuse."

"Humph!" Yinzi laughed a few times, nodded and echoed, "That's right, my brother is so beautiful, how can I hold Ah Yin, such a petite and miniature figure, hidden under the thighs just now good."

Kamui's smile flashed a trace of murderous intent, "I'd rather hide in the middle of a woman's thigh, but it's just another head."

"Hahaha! Is the other head ripe, brat? It's too brittle and was accidentally interrupted. You parents have to work harder to continue the incense in middle age."

"I don't need my parents to continue the incense. As long as you are qualified, it's not impossible for you to give birth to me."

"Hey, hey, hey! Did you hear that, after the landlord's eight-year-old silly son said that he was going to have a baby, another similar joke appeared."

"Your mouth is obviously a very pleasing shape, why do you have to talk to make it lose its color?"

"You used to look delicious, but it's a pity that your parents didn't guard against you when they were doing things, and you grew into such an unspeakable virtue."

"I'll let you go down to 'mouth'."

Kagura was still worried at first, but after the two of them came and went for a few rounds, she suddenly stood up and slapped Kamui and Ginko on the back of the head one by one——

"If you want to fight fast, what kind of dirty jokes are you going to fight?"

"Yoxi!" Kamui pulled out his umbrella, "What you said just now is not a joke, if you lose, just obediently go upstairs with me, just changed the sheets yesterday—"

The last word disappeared in his attack, Shenwei's offensive was very violent, and he didn't have the habit of testing the depth of others first.It's easy to be caught off guard.

But it just so happened that Yinzi didn't like the lengthy prelude, and a battle that could be resolved in five seconds would definitely not extend to five and a half seconds.

So Shenwei's full firepower was just in line with her intentions, and she fended off those swift attacks one by one. Seeing Shenwei's increasingly excited expression, Yinzi turned from passive to active.

She pointed her moves at the vital point, because she knew that a conservative style of play would not be able to force this guy's full strength.Of course Kamui knew what this meant, he licked his lips, "She really is a nice woman."

It's like when Dad went to a place that was not planned, but unexpectedly met Mom.At this moment, Shenwei is also extremely grateful for accommodating his sister's role as a demon.

If it weren't for this unexpected compromise, maybe he would never have guessed that the weak earth hides a woman who makes his night rabbit blood excited?

He has also reached this age, and his parents showed affection regardless of the occasion since he was a child, and the awareness of love has more or less been born.

Among the women I have come into contact with, there is no woman who is better than my mother, so powerful and beautiful, it is difficult to search the universe and even touch her.

It is sad to set the initial expectation value too high. Although Kamui is a fighting maniac, he occasionally wants to play with women.

He was unwilling to lower the standard, so he had to gradually accept a tragic fact. If he used his mother as the standard, he would probably be a bachelor for the rest of his life.

But who would have thought that fate is impermanent, and surprises will be delivered unexpectedly.

The moment his fist was held down, the blood elements all over his body screamed crazily, including an unspeakable place.

This is the genetic instinct reminding him that when he meets someone, he can stay behind.Or the threat of death reminded him of his awareness of reproduction.

No matter which one it is, it can make Shenwei crazy with excitement, not to mention he is sure to have both.

"Hahaha!" He smiled crazily and distortedly, and the wind blowing from his fist could easily smash the stone slabs.

"Have some manners, young man! Don't you know that women are the priority?" Yinzi dodged his fist, and thrust the wooden knife straight into his soft ribs. "I'm also anxious to send you to see my master!"

"It's just that he's living in hell now!"

Shenwei dodged swiftly, but somehow Yinzi changed his moves so strangely that he couldn't completely dodge the attack.

In fact, I have a deep understanding during the battle, but the real effective attack still makes people overwhelmed for a while.

Kamui was so beaten that he opened his mouth and coughed, and his eyes blurred for a moment, but this made him even more excited.In order to alleviate the momentary loss of consciousness, he did not hesitate to poke/push his thigh with the umbrella tip to stay awake.

But Yinzi herself often does this kind of thing, so naturally she won't be frightened by this courage, it's one thing to admire in her heart, but she still won't let go of this only momentary opportunity.

Shenwei felt the gravity coming, so he pulled out the umbrella tip of his thigh and blocked it with his hands. This kind of offensive that did not let people breathe a sigh of relief made him crazy with joy.

However, the tactile sensation from the swinging umbrella was different. Shenwei's eyes focused, and he realized that what was blocked by the umbrella was not the wooden knife that looked brittle but could fight for so long.

It's a woman's hand!Oops, this is a feint!

The moment Shenwei reacted, the real attack had already arrived, and his reaction was not unpleasant. Knowing that he would not be able to draw the umbrella for a while, he let go of it and threw it away. Without a word, he raised his legs and prepared to counteract this surprise attack with an attack.

But Yinzi was faster than him, knowing that if he continued to attack, he would not be able to completely avoid this kick, so he simply shifted his center of gravity slightly in the blink of an eye, in exchange for the greatest result at the smallest cost.

Shenwei was shoveled away with a knife, and the money was not good, and his ribs were probably broken by kicking.

But she didn't lose control of her body.Yinzi quickly flew towards the direction where Shenwei flew out, almost catching up with him who was in the ejection state, so that after Shenwei landed, before he had time to raise his head, a wooden knife was attached to his neck.

"Shenwei!" Kagami ran over hurriedly when the battle was over.

To be honest, the scene just now had far exceeded her expectations, and the result turned out to be Kamui's defeat. She couldn't react because of too much information for a while, so she had to follow her instinct and run towards her brother.

As soon as she approached, she heard Yin Zi proudly poked her brother's face with a wooden knife, "Who is the father now? Huh?"

Kagura's leg, which was running towards Kamui, turned in the same direction, speeded up the run-up, and then kicked Yinzi down with one foot, "I have never raised such a complacent thing like you."

"Bastard! Why are you standing on his side?" Yinzi rubbed his back and shouted dissatisfied, "What's the future of the ass? Why don't you come to my place and eat raw egg bibimbap."

After speaking, both of them were in a trance, obviously they met for the first time, Yinzi knew it in his own mind, not to mention his current melancholy mood, but Kagura was indeed more and more confused.

Why does it look like it's been done a million times?He was clearly a powerful enemy who defeated Kamui, but he didn't feel any defense or fear at all.

She was immersed in melancholy and stunned, but a certain young man could never get his eyes on the atmosphere.

He didn't mess around, and if he lost, he lost.But enjoying this kind of fighting pleasure only once is definitely a lifelong regret.

Kamui jumped up with the palm of his hand, and then walked in front of Yinzi, "How about we continue the topic of having children?"

Yinzi slapped his approaching face away, "You guys obviously lost, thanks to you being cheeky and continuing to play hooligans, I've already said I'm not interested in immature brats, die and die."

"Although you're talking like this, you obviously enjoy it!" Kamui's enthusiasm was not dampened. "That means my skills are good, right? No one can fool anyone with the feelings in battle. Your eyes are obviously full of meaning." , if this kind of wonderful experience is only once, you can't bear it, right?"

"We're just making an appointment." Yinzi stabbed/opened the distance he posted with a wooden knife, "How do you say it's more shameful than dating/pao?"

Is it really because of her big breasts?Are big boobs really such a great thing?One or two young people are very different from the impression. If I knew it was so uncontrollable, she would let the orangutan turn this into a harem fan no matter what.

In order not to be hindered by the audience and ratings, this one cannot go whoring, and that one cannot sleep.

Later, with the help of Kagura, Ginko tore down Kamui.Seeing that it was getting late, she had to rush back to cook for the group of pigs.

Kagura saw that she was leaving, and his eyes were filled with hesitation and reluctance, "So, are you going back? Didn't you say you have a commission?"

"Ah, yes, but it's too late to talk about it right now. You wait for me. I'll come to you in these two days, and then I'll talk about it in detail."

"How long is two days?" Kagura asked anxiously, seeing Ginko puzzled, he turned his face to the side, "Don't think too much, I just don't want to lose my rare job."

Hello!That dog-eyed Yinshi, a slanderous little girl wasting seiyuu resources?Doesn't this make full use of Naimiya's arrogant attributes?She is so cute that she wants to hug her and rub her.

Of course she planned to do the same, but when she stretched out her hand, another red-haired face appeared in front of her eyes, "Eh? Do you want to come for a parting hug? Yes!"

"roll!"

On the way back, Yinzi's mood became unusually brisk. Kagura and Xin Baji all appeared on the stage, so it is not far from the reorganization of Wanshiwu.

Thinking of this, she wished she could simply use a handful of rat poison during today's lunch to deal with those guys quickly.

Although he couldn't really do that, it was still very exciting to imagine the death of those guys, so smug, Yinzi didn't notice that a guy with superb concealment skills had secretly followed him.

Then when passing through an alley, a sinful hand stretched out from the darkness and pulled her in——

A strong person of Yinzi's level, even if she was negligent for a while, she would never just catch her without a fight, and she didn't make any big moves, just hit her back with one elbow, and then turned her over with a hook along the outstretched elbow. to the front—

"Hey! Looking for si in broad daylight—"

She only had a thin pronunciation of the last word, because she had almost forgotten about this person because of the peaceful days of step-by-step recently.

Not only did Changxiong not react in pain when he was beaten to the ground, but it was as if the things that had been suppressed and endured for a long time were instantly relieved.

He snorted, and from this angle, he could clearly see Yinzi's thighs and the edge of a little fat.Just like that, his face was flushed, and his eyes were filled with tears.

He didn't even get up, and grabbed Yin Zi's leg, climbed up to his thigh and hugged him, "Miss A Yin, how long are you going to ignore me? Although it's fun to play, I really can't help it."

"Sa, the days are over, right? Now is the time to fulfill the agreement. I want you to ruthlessly ravage me now and play me badly."

"Are you a pig?" Yinzi desperately tug-of-war with his thighs, "I don't know if you're fooling me."

"I don't know anything. I'm Miss Yinzi's boar. I will do whatever you ask me to do." As she spoke, she raised her head and pressed a wet kiss on Yinzi's thigh, regardless of whether the person wanted it or not.

Yin Zi was provoked by him, and I was afraid that if he was dealt with like this, there would be endless troubles.I can only talk about him from left to right.

"Do whatever you're asked to do? Then hand over your wallet."

"Hi!" Changxiong didn't even hesitate for a second, "I'm ready. There are my passbook, house deed, and all real estate in it. Let's get married now, and then everything will be transferred to your name."

Nima! ! ! ! !

Yinzi screamed inwardly, a mere M-twitching idiot, don't be so precise and ruthless and just grab Lao Tzu's weakness!

The author has something to say: Silver hair: Tsk tsk!Today is a great day to propose, right?silver!

Yinzi: Get lost, you really let me sleep?

Silver hair: The collapse of the people is set up.

Yinzi: Who is the person who makes people flirt with me every day?

Silver Hair: Well, my fault.

As for driving?Open, of course open!You can see that Yin Zi is suffocated by all kinds of beautiful men, and the male protagonist in the main text opens it when he comes out.Don't miss the last few chapters!

It is not ruled out that in the future, the popular male supporting role will have no responsibility to open the episode.It's just a matter of the system at the moment. In fact, I quite like driving.Ah—why is it illegal to write a drive-by novel?Otherwise I would have gone to sea (hey)

Thank you Mr. Dia for lacking a girlish heart, so let me take a sip, and I will give you a reward from Natsume!