If I can't be the protagonist, I have no choice but to play tricks! [Comprehensive]

That little girl was also a coward, when she was pierced by the yellow ape, she was still holding a shrimp in her hand, everyone's eyes made her pause for a moment, and then she didn't panic, and she didn't even notice that she blushed a little bit.

Under the gaze of so many big men, she stuffed the shrimp into her mouth in a calm manner, then wiped her hands on the apron carelessly——

"Is it ready to serve?" He didn't mean to take his cheating behavior seriously at all.

"No, little girl, do you think you can get away with it?" Huang Yuan still said in a slow tone, "The uncles here are doing their best for world peace. Didn't you see this uncle in red with a fierce face making a fuss?" Is your neck thick?"

"You don't come here to add water and steal food from the uncles, you are not kind, little girl."

"That's not an emotional level anymore, is it?" Yinzi waved his hand to express that he was right. "A neck that's thicker than a head can't be saved by water."

"Besides, tax thieves in the world are always virtuous, and they think they have made a great contribution when they say a few words at the dinner table. Someone ordered 30 years of aging wine just now? That's terrible, hey hey! Admiral's Is there a quota for spending? We strongly urge government workers to disclose their budgets.”

Yellow monkey, red dog, blue pheasant "..."

"咈咈咈咈咈..." Doflamingo suddenly slapped the table and laughed, "Open your eyes wide and see, how low is the credibility of the navy? Since you have to rely on pirates to work, give me Put your nostrils up."

"Hmph! The moment the world government gave you status, you have the obligation to obey orders. Doflamingo, you lost the title of Shichibukai. No one dares to offend the dirty business down there?"

"Huh? It scared me to death." Doflamingo grinned his white teeth, "If you have a big dream that the king's Qi Wuhai is a soft-legged shrimp who is ordered by you, you can definitely deprive me of the title Try someone else."

"I want to see who can hold my Doflamingo's game!"

This was so arrogant that Akainu wanted to blast lava over him.

Huang Yuan helped his forehead, and after a bit of agitation, he let it go.He couldn't help but feel a headache for his colleague's tough style.

Unlike other Shichibukai under the king, Doflamingo is a special existence. He has become a great weapon and has no affiliation with the navy.

Pirates, the World Government, and the Celestial Dragons, this guy doesn't know how complicated and entangled the net is with the chain of interests. Regardless of strength, as far as Doflamingo's power is concerned, moving him is tantamount to setting off a world war. Range rights shuffle.

To be honest, as the most powerful pirate, the admiral would have to take a shot in front of him.However, Akainu is also a well-known iron-blooded faction.

In his theory, the navy must be in an absolute dominant position, and the pirates' hypocrisy and obedience are simply the self-willed depravity of the world government.

Seeing that the conflict was about to break out, he glanced at Yin Zi again from the corner of his eyes, and suddenly felt that he, who was used to standing by and watching, was still too shallow.

Look at the little girl, the strong are around, and the heroes are divided. Such a big scene is just like watching a popcorn movie for fun, only to steal it and get caught, and eat it again when no one is paying attention.

This matter has nothing to do with him, his laziness is beyond measure, and his tempered courage is even more madao than this real lazy uncle.

He couldn't help but said, "Brother Doflaming, I don't know who can control your plate, but it's true that your plate will be licked clean if you don't look back."

Brother Ming turned his head and took a look, and sure enough the plate had bottomed out, but what the woman said before greatly pleased him, so he casually thought, "What's the matter, it's just a plate of food, it's normal for a country girl to be greedy if she hasn't seen the world." of."

"Wash it up in a while and throw it on my bed as repayment for the meal."

At this moment, the empress is not around, and the three generals of Qiwuhai and the navy are all rough men. No one is surprised by this level of nasty talk.

No one cared about the fate of a little chef, only Shi Ping reprimanded him a few times when he felt it was inappropriate, but he was quickly reprimanded by Brother Ming——

"How do you know that the little girl is not happy? Unlike you ugly bastards, I have voted Dressrosa's No.1 man who wants to marry the most for ten consecutive years. I don't know how many women broke their heads for climbing my bed. .That girl was probably trying to get Lao Tzu's attention, but I have to say she succeeded."

Jinbe was choked up speechless, how could an honest person like him do such a shameless thing.

At this time, I heard the little girl herself speak——

"There is a rule attached to your vote. If you don't choose a king, you will be sentenced to death or something. In this way, it is reasonable to get such a result."

Yinzi covered his mouth and mocked meanly, "Hey! I've heard of the ancient foolish king who monopolizes the power of girls' first night in the country, but I haven't heard of the one who forcibly promoted himself as the lover of the public. How shameless is that?"

"This guy in sunglasses must have self-knowledge, that's why he never wants to show those mung bean eyes. After all, the subtle ironic eyes of the people of the whole country are not so pleasant, right?"

"puff--"

"what--"

"Ha ha ha ha--"

Huang Yuan couldn't help laughing, and the others covered their mouths and laughed more or less, and Moria, who was not at odds with Brother Ming, slapped the table and laughed.

Brother Ming's face turned black, and he was about to let someone take this ignorant woman down, but was stopped by Charles Rose.

The fat man sniffed his nose, and said to him with a sense of superiority that a master in love looks at a rookie, "It's interesting for women to be trained/taught by themselves, look at me."

Looking at this fat and self-righteous pig, Brother Ming hated him, but he couldn't turn his face when he was still using him to deal with the navy, so when he opened his mouth, he just waited and watched.

"Lowly human girl, come here and serve me here!" Charloise waved at the arrogant Yinzi.

Yinzi lowered his head and glanced at the plate in his hand, because the chef's skill was so good that he ate too cleanly, as if he had licked it once.

She didn't think it was shameful to just serve the food like this, so she turned around and changed plates with the people behind her, and brought the main dish to the guy who was covered by the air cover.

Charles Rose sized her up with fat eyes, and nodded, "Although she is a lowly human being, her appearance is remarkable, let's serve!"

"Where is it, I can't be worthy of your praise. I should cry if I conform to the aesthetics of a pig." Yin Zi shook his head modestly.

Her voice was not loud, and the other people with sharp ears and eyes could hear it clearly, but it was blurred by Charles Rose who was wearing a glass cover. "What did you say?"

When the others heard that the girl was open to the Tianlong people, their faces changed more or less.If provoking the Admiral of the Navy and the King Shichibukai can still praise a word of courage, then it is really stupid to treat the Tianlongren in the same way.

Although anyone here can crush that pig to death, it is still unusual for a pig to be molded into a god, not to mention that these guys don't have such a thing in their minds. Character.

stupid guy!

Everyone was not interested in a dying person, and in fact, Yin Zi didn't bother to repeat what he said to the pig over and over again.

"Nothing, let's serve!"

She lifted the insulation cover——

Hehe, it was the dish that made the chef faint in amazement by re-arranging it himself!

It's a pity that other people don't think so, Charles Rose frowned, and the facial features on his face crowded into a pile, "What is this piece of shit?"

The chef who exchanged dishes with Yinzi just turned pale, and heard the Tianlong man slapping the table, "Who made it? Who set the plate? Who served it? How dare you use this kind of thing to insult the great Tianlong man?"

"Well, well!" Yinzi interrupted what he was about to implicate the whole kitchen, "Maybe your pig aesthetic can't understand Ah Yin's flashy art, but this dish is fine."

"I've tasted the taste. As for the presentation, I don't like it—then let it be. Anyway, a large quantity is justice."

The others stopped their knives and forks after hearing this. Which dish does this idiot have that she didn't get her hands on?

When Brother Ming thought that the food he ate might be touched by someone first, he reacted for a while, and he waved his hand in a lack of interest, "Okay, Charloise, throw this poor girl away. I'm not interested now. .”

"No, it's about the dignity of the Tianlong people." Charles Rose slapped the table again, almost shaking his two noses.

He pointed at Yinzi, "You, get down on the ground, eat every bit of what these dogs won't eat, and then lick the plates clean, and I'll spare your life."

"The last two are nothing, but the posture is a bit heavy!" Yinzi still had the attitude of a dead pig who is not afraid of boiling water. "And who said that dogs don't eat? I think pigs eat pretty well."

Seeing that the Tianlong was so angry that her fat was trembling, she waved her hand, "It's for you to eat, you can eat it! It is said that this thing is the central part of the endangered Neptunus, each head only produces one kilogram, and every bite is Saying goodbye to this species."

"The old man who passed out in the kitchen started cooking in the early morning because of it. Ayin, I took a bite out of his flesh like gouging out his meat. He kept saying that he wanted to serve it to the Tianlong people. Aren't you so moved that you burst into tears? And show your own experience, the old man's craftsmanship Well, after eating it, it will definitely explode like drinking the spirit of spring/medicine—forget it, hold it back and don’t explode your shirt.”

"Of course." The Tianlong people would not appreciate it. "Everyone in this world, all species exist to serve the gods, and we are the gods."

"Endangered species? That kind of rarity is worthy of our tongues. It is natural to start cooking in the early morning. If necessary, even if you risk your life, you must dedicate the best cooking to me."

"And these things—" Charles Rose flipped the plate over, "are only for dogs!"

"Oh!" Yinzi replied blankly, reaching out to pick up the overturned meat on the table.

When everyone thought that this guy finally realized that the Tianlong people were not joking, and was about to compromise and eat that thing——

There was a clear sound of glass shattering, and what I saw when I looked up was the scene where Charloise's glass cover was smashed.

Perhaps it was the fact that the Tianlong people were attacked that made everyone unable to react for a while. After all, the first pioneer in 800 years can definitely bear the shock.

So much so that there are so many strong people around, no one can take action to stop the next thing in the first place.

When he reacted, he saw the woman grabbing Charles Rose's hair and stuffing the meat into his mouth roughly——

"Don't you just want to act like a baby and let the beautiful girl feed you? A fat pig like you knows what's on your mind the most. How about it? Does the taste and sabi's death make you feel so happy now?"

The author has something to say: You guessed it right, how can there be pirates who don't bully Tianlong people?

ps: The headgear worn by Tianlong people is not glass, but the kind of air bubbles in Shampoo, but for the visual effect, I changed it to glass.It's not a bug, don't remind me!

Thanks for less than 20 years, soymilk kelp, I am a salted fish cat, and I am so grateful for the reward, what!