If I can't be the protagonist, I have no choice but to play tricks! [Comprehensive]

Yinzi kicked open the door of the small black room, and saw snack garbage and instant noodle bowls scattered all over the floor, while the orangutan was sitting among a pile of balls of toilet paper.

He clasped his deep hands on his chin "Are you coming?"

Yinzi walked over and kicked him to the ground, "I will play the ultimate boss with Ah Yin? You don't want to look at your bear. What do you want? Pretend to get away with it? Who gave you the illusion to make you feel angry?" The field is 2 meters?"

Seeing him struggling to turn over, Yin Zi stepped on his back and said, "Tsk tsk tsk! Look around, there are so many suspicious toilet papers, have you just finished masturbation? Why does a girl memorize lazy and sloppy? The crux of the problem is Here you are!"

"Don't try to throw the blame away, all authors have this virtue, why are the girls in their works clean and tidy, and there is a scent of fragrance between their actions?" The orangutan couldn't help but retorted desperately, "Don't look at us as picky uncles. , but our romance is still stuck in the pure fantasy that the goddess will not fart [beep], and will never portray the realistic side of the female character, so it is the same as admitting that the goddess who releases it is just an ordinary [beep] Not as disillusioning as pink smoke."

"The guy hiding in the dimensional world longing for disillusionment is tantamount to death, so your bad habits can't be blamed on me, it's because you were crooked before you were born—it hurts! Don't step on it, your waist will explode."

"That kind of thing that will never be used is already dispensable, so it's okay if you step on it?" Yin Zi picked up the orangutan "Pink smoke? Isn't it unrealistic? It's even more serious." delusional."

"Okay! I have limited time, and I didn't come here to talk to you, so pack up and go back to dinner as soon as possible."

"Don't, don't, don't!" The orangutan covered his butt and hid away, before hesitating, "You don't really plan to make a home with Xu Fei, do you?"

"If you want to be beautiful, you just want your illegitimate son to sit firmly on the protagonist's throne, don't you?" Yinzi waved Lake Toya wildly, "I tell you, as long as Ah Yin and I are still alive, his hairy buttocks will be the same." Don't try to sit on the bench with peace of mind. You can protect him for a while but not for a lifetime."

"Keep your gorilla eyes wide open and don't blink. If you get the chance, you will definitely cut this garbage pit into the protagonist's way."

"Huh—" I didn't expect the orangutan to let out a sigh of relief, "Is it? That's good. I saw you and the young master were so sticky, I thought you didn't want to fight and stayed to marry a wealthy family."

"Hey! You're looking for death, right?" Yinzi's face darkened. "It's you who made me lose my job. It's you who planned to send me far away. I'm afraid that I won't go back. It's you who competes with your illegitimate son." .”

"Do you think you are about to go to heaven with a pen in your hand? You are so awesome. Come here, I will pry open your brain to see what is inside? Jin Kela? It's not Jin Kela, you dare to be so arrogant ?”

"Okay, let me tell you." The orangutan dodged left and right to avoid Yin Zi's grasp, "Don't come here again, after all, I shouldn't have given you so many privileges because you were the only girl at that time. How could this be?" It's compensation, what the hell is taking Lao Tzu's life in exchange for a debt collector."

"The thing is actually like this." The orangutan scratched his face, feeling a little embarrassed, "Although the response of the gorilla soul is also good, the audience members unanimously reported that there is something missing."

"I had an idea, could it be that there is one less object of conflict between brothers?"

"You see, although Gui is a hostile organization, but no one can take action except him, and you know that guy has a problem here." The orangutan pointed to his head. Accentuate the effect of promotion."

"The other one is to meet the group!" The orangutan sighed, "I will cry if I say too much. When I was designing the costumes, I objected to using contrasting colors, but the editor said that if the two organizations are to oppose each other, it must be like this."

"As a result, the audience didn't buy it at all, saying that a cosplay group without its own style is not worthy of being the second protagonist group."

"Isn't there still a dwarf fir?" Yinzi tried hard to suppress the corners of his mouth that were about to turn up, showing an impatient look.

"This, this—" the orangutan shrank his neck, "Gao Sugi-kun wants to act alone, and I don't want to disturb others."

"Are you afraid of being hacked by that madman?" Yinzi said contemptuously, "I don't understand, he also came from the battlefield. That guy doesn't kill as many people as me, so why are you not afraid of me but him?"

Yinzi approached him, narrowing his eyes, "Could it be that you thought he would really kill you but Ah Yin and I wouldn't?"

"That's not the case!" The orangutan shook his head desperately, refusing to admit that he almost peed his pants with the character he created.

But when he remembered that he found Gao Shan for this matter, that guy exhaled a puff of smoke and sneered, "Get out!"

He was about to roll out like a clerk reprimanded by the chief editor, but was stopped again, "I heard that you got that guy to do errands?"

"How ugly! The moment she put down the butcher knife, she threw everything away."

"Although it doesn't matter to me how to degenerate, but—" Gao Shan turned his head, and a red light flashed in the only remaining eye.

Everyone knows that after everything is over, only he stubbornly refuses to step out of the deep-seated hatred and hatred, sacrifices his soul to the beast that spawned from it, roars to destroy everything, and then dies in the ruins. destroyed together.

The final silence of the world is the peace he is looking for, other than that, he will never stop.

He heard him finally say, "If it's time for reckoning, and important characters are absent, huh!"

Takasugi didn't say what he was going to do, but it was this sound that caused the orangutan to be brainwashed from the editing room to [beep] Ingsoc exploded.

This guy is different from Yinzi and the others, he is really a psychopath who can do everything. Just thinking about it, the orangutan feels like he is hot and almost incontinent.

"In short, at the request of the audience, I decided to give you a chance. As for whether you can counterattack, it depends on your ability."

"Heh! How dare I show grace when something happened to me and Ah Yin came to the rescue?" Yinzi was delighted, but he still had to put on a gesture.

"If you want to say a word, the tone has been set and the world view has been set up. You simply don't know how to pounce. The big deal is to ignore those guys who are not satisfied and will chatter at the bullet screen all day long." The orangutan is so stubborn " You can think clearly, if you don't go back this time, I will close the passage, and you don't even think about going back."

"Well, young man, don't be so impulsive." Yinzi didn't know where this guy's temper suddenly came from, but he also knew that a rare opportunity is not the time to show off his pride.

However, her slack-mouthed orangutan has pushed forward. "Going back is one thing, but not now. The first incident is not over yet. Random placement of characters will make the context chaotic."

Seeing that Yinzi was about to make trouble with the orangutan, he continued, "It's not good for you either. Think about it, everyone's attention is on the direction of the incident, and your appearance will definitely not attract too much attention. Do you think it's just so messed up?" Let’s get familiar with each other, or wait until this incident is resolved, and everyone’s attention will be refocused on the new incident and new characters, and then we will make an appearance that attracts everyone’s attention?”

Yinzi slumped her shoulders in disappointment, and she waved her hand, "That's fine, call me when that happens, now I'm going back to eat."

"Wait!" The orangutan grabbed her by the shoulders, resenting iron and iron, "I've never seen someone so unmotivated. It's all slogans when you shout about rebellion all day long, right?"

"Work has started!" He growled in Yinzi's ear.

"Hiss, okay!" Ginko picked out his ears, "I'll let Yoshito Atobe, the image designer, absolutely blind your eyes with her stunning beauty."

"Hehe! That's fine, unless you don't speak for the rest of your life—you can't do it if you don't speak, and you can still pick your nose. You can't play with the stunning beauty, so forget it." The orangutan brushed with a brush. After drawing a few times on the paper, he still shook his head dissatisfied——

"At the beginning, your setting exhausted all my enthusiasm and inspiration. I really lost it to you. After that, it is obvious that so many cute female characters can't draw such a beautiful figure."

Then he raised his gorilla eyes, "I don't expect you to be reliable, let's talk about the work first."

"I owe Oda a favor, and now there is some trouble in his place, and it's not convenient for me to take action. I know you are an idler, so I want to borrow it to help."

"Is Oda the Oda I thought?" Ginko asked.

"Correct!"

"Oh! Then I won't go."

"What the fuck?" The orangutan lifted the table, "That's what cheers you up. You don't know how to make money with this performance. That's Oda, Oda. How many people can't get a good set with their heads sharpened? Let you go You still refuse, where do you come from?"

"Because I still want this little life!" Yin Zi also flipped the table, "My imagination can't beat him, and he still points to the death of his subordinates to pay back the favor for you?"

"You say you, the pattern is the stars and the sea, the Nima universe generation, it sounds much more awesome than the great navigation era of others."

"But people's devil fruit, navy six moves, swordsmanship, kicking skills, and domineering take turns to fight, and you don't need to add special effects to fight. It's much easier to move mountains and fill seas than you, a constipated orangutan."

"What about you? Do you have a fart?" Yin Zi pointed at the orangutan like a mother scolding his useless son. "If it wasn't for my bravery, I would have burped my fart on the battlefield."

"Speaking of which, we have also learned kendo with Songyang for more than ten years, but you, an ignorant guy, can't even name a move or a secret. Every time the protagonist's meeting mentions a special skill, you know How embarrassing is the atmosphere on our side?"

"Do you know how much I want to shout out 'Luo【哔】球', 'Oak【Beep】Rubber【Beep】', "Fire Dragon's 【Beep】Howl】【引】solution when I'm fighting?"

Pooh!

Yinzi spit on the ground, no, that's not phlegm, it's the orangutan's self-esteem.

"That—" the orangutan lowered his head and was silent for a while, and then murmured, "Isn't it time to talk when it's not popular to fight?"

"Then you think we don't talk much?" Yinzi laughed angrily, "How many times do you tell me how many times you forcefully poured chicken soup regardless of the atmosphere?"

"In short, the words have already been put here. That place is not only embarrassing, but if you don't pay attention, you will lose your life. Whoever goes will be an idiot."

Seeing that Yin Zi was about to leave, the orangutan was in a hurry, and he quickly stopped the man, "Well! Young people, don't be so impulsive."

"If your life is in danger, you don't have to worry." The orangutan smiled complacently. "It should be said that you don't have to worry in any world."

"Huh? You want to eat a devil fruit for me?" Yinzi raised his eyebrows.

"Those are trails." The orangutan looked around, and then sneakily said, "Let me tell you, there is a rule for theaters like ours where the focus is fighting."

"You see, everyone has so many abilities, and they are all different, such as mind power, flame, domineering, spiritual pressure, magic power, chakra... They all think that they are awesome, and they all want their own people to beat the old Wang's family when they meet each other, right? "

"So everyone made a rule." The orangutan smiled mysteriously, "If someone joins the set, the level of strength will be adjusted according to the level of their own world."

"For example, if you are the number one in the universe described by Lao Tzu, you can go to Oda to directly attack One Piece, because the level is the same. Therefore, all abilities and moves are imaginary, well, you will realize it yourself when you fight."

"Fuck! The question is, did you set me number one in the world? Why didn't I know that I was so awesome?" Yin Zi didn't want to fool me, "Don't think I don't know, the strongest fighting race in the universe, right?"

"How many people are there at Night Rabbit Star? So how long can I take pictures after such a delay? With this level, you won't even be able to beat Bucky, right?"

"I told you that you don't have to worry about it." The orangutan sighed. This is the tragedy of negative credit value. How long will he have to explain.

Simply the most terrible thing was revealed, and the orangutan didn't mind the unimportant one bit, he gritted his teeth, "I remember I said before that I turned you into a woman, so I have to compensate you, right?"

"Remember, big boobs are a pair. When you look in the mirror, you get hard quickly. After hard work, you realize that you don't have that job at all. Usually, it's useless. The cheap one is someone else."

The orangutan spat blood, "You, you——, I want to revise the script and see if you can still save the male version."

"Let me tell you the truth. At that time, I was guilty of guilt, and I didn't understand your virtues so that my father's love overflowed. I added such a setting for you—"

"If you get serious, anyone can win!"

Now Yinzi was moved, she raised her lazy head, opened her red eyes, and opened and closed her mouth for a long time before uttering a word——

"Fuck!"

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Today's Naval Headquarters restaurant is extremely busy, because everyone who dines is a big shot on one side, and there is no room for neglect.

"Hey! I'm talking about you!" After the fiery chef taught the chef who made a mistake in the cooking, he looked back and saw the scene that made his blood pressure soar.

A small man in a chef's uniform gorged himself in the busy kitchen.

"Who brought you an apprentice? What the hell are you looking for death!" The chef pointed at her and growled, "Eat it, don't eat it, this is from the Tianlong people. If the food is served a second later, you, me, and everyone in the kitchen will eat it." People, see you all in the deep sea prison."

"Well! Don't be so nervous, you see, I didn't steal them randomly. I kept them intact and beautiful!"

Then the chef saw the guy use his dirty hands after stealing the food to randomly pile the dishes with missing corners in the middle——

"Eh? Why are you dizzy?" Yinzi hurriedly caught him, seeing the chef pointing at her trembling and unable to speak, she smiled shyly, "Xiaoyi, Xiaoyi, I'm very glad you appreciate my aesthetics, I can't think of Ah Yin My plate presentation skills are so impressive, don't worry, I will also take care of other dishes."

The head chef breathed his last, and the sous chef ran over and opened the money, "Boss? Boss?"

Seeing that he was unable to recover, he waited for Yin Zi with anger, "Where the hell did you sneak in? Hey! Which guy brought it? Give me a look back."

Everyone was so busy that they all shook their heads after a hasty glance.

"Put this bastard in the warehouse first—"

"The main course isn't ready yet?" The sous chef was interrupted.

"Yes, it's ready, let's serve!" The assistant chef glared at Yinzi, but still didn't dare to delay the Tianlongren's meal.

"Wait!" The dragon people's adaptation stopped one of the people who served the food that day, "Are you going to use this ugly face to serve food to the distinguished Tianlong people?"

"You, that's right, you little man." He pointed at Yin Zi, "Go."

"But—" the sous chef hurriedly stopped, but was stared at by the man——

"You don't know good and bad!" The man said arrogantly, "I know the adult's aesthetics best. Luckily, this little girl has a lot of good fortune. Let's go!"

In this way, Yinzi put a plate of vegetables covered with a thermal insulation cover in his hands, and followed a long serving queue to file out.

Akainu slapped the table with his palm, and the cutlery snapped, "Don't push yourself too hard, Doflamingo. The purpose of this Shichibukai meeting is to discuss how to fine-tune the management of the increasingly chaotic nautical roads. It's for the benefit of my own family."

"咈咈咈咈咈! You still like to wear a fig leaf for everything as always, Sakasky! We are pirates driven by profit. Since we want people to work, we must show sincerity. You should Don’t you think that there are people here who are just at your disposal based on high-sounding righteousness?”

"You just give him whatever he wants." A Tianlong man with an air mask on his head, fat body trembling and habitually pointing his tail said, "It's not a big deal, I yelled for a long time because of this little sesame seed." My head is dizzy."

The red dog gritted his teeth, these fat-headed idiots are really not in charge of the family, and they don't know the price of firewood, rice, oil, salt, and so many profit divisions, thanks to him who can say it.

He looked at Brother Doflaming with a smug smile, this guy was insidious and used Tianlong people.Why is that kind of guy who is not good enough to succeed but not good enough to be favored by others, and just let Mary Joya get in the way.

"That's right, Sakalski, you should learn to be more generous." Ignoring Akainu's stare, Kizaru said slowly, "And even if the navy's financial resources are empty recently, there is still a generous lord like Charles Ross. "

"Yeah!" The dragon man nodded proudly that day, "If the navy is really difficult, it's not impossible to subsidize it."

Akainu "..."

So what are these stupid and rich guys being brought out to do?Deceived on purpose?Although Kizaru diverted the financial crisis, Akainu didn't appreciate it.

This is not a matter of money, but that Doflamingo, as the Shichibukai conferred by the world government, did not show his due attitude.

Of course, Doflamingo won't appreciate it either. The guys he wants to deceive the Tianlongman Marie Gioia have already gone bankrupt, so it's their turn to beat around the bush here?

Both of them have the mentality of making troubles. Seeing that they are going to make use of the problem again, Huang Yuan simply diverts everyone's attention first——

"Ah, I've been meaning to say this for a long time, that little girl, yes, that's the one behind Doflamingo, isn't that the dish for us? Why did you eat there alone so happily? ? Could it be that the little theater of the uncles is too exciting to be treated as popcorn?"

Shichibukai under the king + three generals of the navy + Tianlongren, all turned their heads one after another——

The author has something to say: tsk tsk tsk!It's hell mode at first, how the hell am I going to get over it tomorrow?

Thanks to the farmer uncle for needing a golden and generous reward, okay!