If I can't be the protagonist, I have no choice but to play tricks! [Comprehensive]

After the matter of the Red Cherry Knife was settled, Yinzi's life became more and more difficult.

First of all, Gui, after that guy pierced his own thoughts in front of Yinshi, he didn't hold back at all, his mobility was unprecedentedly high, and he went to the Wanshiwu to swipe his card to report for routine poaching.

Knowing that Yinzi was not Yinshi's wife, but him in another world, he didn't appear to be incomprehensible like the other two at first, and he didn't slow down his pursuit in the slightest.

They couldn't help lamenting that brain damage is just a big heart. Seeing that this guy was really worn out, they gathered around him to ask for a bride price.

Maybe Gui was given a good lesson when he was raped when he was a child, making him a master of not seeing rabbits or succumbing to eagles in this matter. He always carries his passbook with him, but he must register for marriage immediately before giving it.

Yin Shi scolded him, "You, a terrorist who is wanted all over the world, still want to register for marriage?"

Gui Hui scolded him for not being human, even terrorists have the right to pursue love and marriage, but as a companion, he discriminated against him first.

"No, no, no! I'm not discriminating against terrorists' love and marriage, I'm discriminating against your head."

But soon Gui didn't have such ample opportunity to pester them, because there were visits from Zhenxuan group in every three days. The reason was either that they received reports from the masses that they were operating without a license, or they employed child labor, and they messed with men and women, etc. And so on.

Yinzi wanted to pooh their faces, do you think the gangsters in Kabukicho are the people of Chaoyang District?All day bright eyes like torches plus idle pain?

When the rogue police/police come, Gui will stay away, and as soon as they leave, the guy will appear on the stage. From time to time, the family can dig out the slut who is hiding in the TV or the closet, and suddenly rushes out and begs for her thigh. , can be lively all day long.

Not to mention that Yinzi was so exhausted physically and mentally—she came here in the first place to torment Yinshi, right?She kept asking herself that question.

But since the first time he made money and established the highest status of the whole family, that shameless guy took advantage of the situation and became a bad guy without any hindrance. , picking his nose at home and flipping through comics all day long, the whole sofa is going to be marinated by that decadent and lazy atmosphere.

If you say a few words about him, that guy will moan and chirp like he is dying, saying that the injury he suffered at that time is still not healed.

The livelihood of the family fell on her as a matter of course. When she came back to her senses, she was thinking about making money to improve her life, but that guy Yinshi played his personality to the extreme.

Yinzi dares to say that compared to when she first came here, Yinshi's bastard's face is rounded, which is absolutely fine.

This made her overwhelmed, and she also wanted to lie paralyzed and fit with the sofa all day long, so that someone would feed her, okay?The vacationer has become a part-time worker, and the host has become an uncle. What kind of situation is this?

Realizing that the situation was not right, Yinzi immediately chose to let her go. They panicked when Yinzi came down, and each of them grabbed her thigh and cried for her father not to leave.

Especially Kagura and Shinpachi, those two are really sad, they managed to live a life without worrying about food and clothing, who knows that they will let go before long.The two of them took their grievances on Yinshi, and suggested that if this scruffy curly-haired man should be kicked into another dimension to do odd jobs, Yinzi's father would just settle here.

Yinshi was still angry at first, thinking that these two brats were simply unfavorable white-eyed wolves, but when he heard their suggestion, he immediately became happy——

"That's right! Are there still odd jobs for the orangutan? Add me. By the way, I don't mind Yinsang in the high-risk world. I don't care about the sites of old thieves and Oda. By the way, you can still go to see it while this opportunity is right. Looking at our parents, brothers and sisters, who have been living abroad for more than [-] years, I feel that my hometown is calling me, and it is time to go back and recognize my ancestors."

Yinzi pointed at him and laughed, saying that he was just like an old man who was prematurely decrepit, even if he gave gifts to the old thief and walked through the back door, he would not be recognized by others. If someone learns to become this kind of virtue, then the whole family will play it, and maybe it will be regarded as an assassination.

Yin Shi shrank his neck, sometimes there are subtle differences between men and women, when they encounter the same thing, they will go in the opposite direction, this has to be accepted.And this guy has a shameless orangutan who cheated on Marysu, but he has a negative [-] of everyone's initial favorability, that's how shameless.

He still didn't give up, so he began to scold the orangutan all over the world, threatening that he would not care about it, the old and immortal branch family had a bowl of water, and since Yinzi was given such a convenient plug-in, he had to be given the attribute of Tom Su Otherwise, he would rush to the editorial room to find someone to reason with.

Before he could finish speaking, a burst of thunder struck his head, striking Yin Shi who scolded the sky.

The three of Yinzi and the others almost didn't laugh like crazy, do you really think orangutans have no temper?That guy even dealt with the guilty illegitimate daughter without hesitation, and he would only be more ruthless when dealing with the unfilial son who took all the benefits but was insatiable.

After reading the joke, Yinzi should go. No matter how unhappy the three of them are, this is not her world after all, and parting is inevitable.

"Hello!" Yinshi called her when she was about to step into the space door, "If you can't get along there, the sofa here will always be empty."

Yinzi smiled, "When you buy a broken sofa from the second-hand market, everyone is a rarity—it's a bed if you want to sleep on it."

After speaking, he waved his back to them and disappeared into the gradually blurred space.

Gintoki stood up and stretched his waist, "Yoshi! We still have to eat after we're gone. Kagura, let's have a long-lost egg bibimbap today."

"Wait!" Kagura grabbed Yinmao who was about to run to the kitchen with sharp eyes and hands. "I remember that Yinzi's father just got a ticket from Gui yesterday, and gave you the money to buy vegetables. Where are the vegetables?"

Gintoki turned around and bent over to touch Kagura's Baotou, he was so gentle, "That guy is gone, we still have to get used to her absence, right?"

"No, I'll talk about that later. I'll admit that if you don't have any money, Dad follows you, you bastard can only eat dirt. But I'm asking about yesterday's food money." I want to eat my last meal."

Seeing Kagura's reluctance, Yinshi broke out in a cold sweat, and suddenly became hesitant, and then kept looking at the doors and windows, only to see two little ghosts holding a place and blocking the way out.

Kagura snapped her fingers loudly, "Where's the money? Did you lose the pachinko?"

"Didn't I also think about this family, so I decided to get a vote?"

Before Yinshi was beaten unconscious, the last scene he saw was the grim expressions of the two little ghosts!

The orangutan squatted in the toilet for more than half an hour before pulling out today's share. While lamenting the mid-life crisis, he stepped out of the toilet and saw his debt-collecting daughter drinking the orange water he planned to enjoy after taking a bath at night.

"That's the last one!" He said helplessly.

"Who can blame me for not having enough stock?" Yin Zi rolled his eyes, "It's not that I don't know I'm coming back today."

The orangutan wiped his face, "Okay! Let's not talk about this, didn't you say to play with Yinshi? Tsk, tsk, tsk! Going to use it as a cash machine for others, what kind of virtue has he been used to? Next week Needless to say, it’s definitely a snowflake-like complaint letter, I’ve already thought about the content, the male protagonist breaks through the lower limit of human laziness and shamelessness, and I’m tired of hearing these words that I’m not worthy of being a leading role.”

"These little goblins complained endlessly and thought about removing the male lead all day long, but why did that guy contact the man who has been selected as the most wanted to marry for several years? He thinks he is an honest bastard."

"Didn't you see his desolate look? Are you still jealous?" The orangutan picked out his ears, "I said, this time the only one who is unlucky is Takasugi-kun, right? Oh, I'm in the same frame as you You can only see a full screen mosaic? What's the worst thing you have done?"

"What do you think?" Yinzi looked at him with picky eyes.

The orangutan shook the goosebumps on his body, "Sure, don't tell me, I know why people have been so hostile all their lives."

"By the way, you came back just in time, and you have a new job."

"Oh? What's the reward this time?" Yinzi asked in a lack of interest. She knew that there must be work waiting for her after the vacation, so she was not surprised.

"The guy I'm asking you this time is a junior. We have more seniority than him. You don't have to be so polite. He has given you a lot of benefits." The orangutan turned out a page of information and handed it to Yin Zi. Pretty hot."

"But you have to know, who are the works on top of us? People with ambition just need to look ahead." The orangutan raised his head arrogantly.

While reading the information, Yinzi taunted, "I saw the face of some people who are arrogant and inferior."

The orangutan shut up immediately!

The task this time is also to save people, and it is the audience riot caused by the death of a popular character. Yinzi is not interested anymore. A lunch box? Otherwise, why is our mission so simple?"

"Are you content?" the orangutan said, "You are already well-known in the entire editorial team. Apart from throwing up bento, which is a matter of human life, other tasks are simply not enough for you. , relying on this to make a living is not bad.”

Yinzi was depressed, since there was still a bodyguard mission at the beginning, she had done well—this was a mission arranged by the orangutan who had already had selective amnesia in order to perfuse her.

But there is still work to be done, and although the situation is still unclear, at least there is good news that is better than anything else——

That is, the target person has his own family and ties, and he is nostalgic for time, and doesn't want to die at all.That's it, Ginko is still afraid of meeting another philosopher like Itachi who doesn't make sense.

It was already night now, and Yinzi wanted to sleep before going on the road tomorrow, but was chased away by the orangutan on the grounds that his mother was going to make house rounds.

However, every time the money landed, it was smooth and smooth. A small task that was thought to be safe and could be solved with a raise of one's hand, but it gave her a blow at the very beginning.

This time, I didn't know what was wrong with the coordinates. When I stepped out of the space gate, I found myself at an altitude of several hundred meters.

Yinzi was stunned, and before she could react, the inertia of the rapid descent almost made her bite her tongue.

Not long ago, she had an embarrassing airdrop, and she came again in such a short period of time?Luckily, the land can only protect her from falling into the sea water, so she has to figure out where to steal clothes and change before her livelihood is settled.

So when tall buildings appeared in the field of vision, Yinzi was relieved, her foothold was on the roof of a building——

But the moment she landed, what greeted her was a galloping bullet!

This distance, plus her feet had just touched the ground before she had time to adjust her figure, it was impossible to open it. Yinzi instantly activated her armed domineering aura. There was no abnormality on the surface, and the invisible abdomen under the clothes was already as indestructible as a copper wall and an iron barrier. .

The bullet hit it at the same time, but it didn't hurt, but it just avoided the sea water, and the clothes still couldn't escape.This is good, there is a hole.

Clothes or something is a trivial matter, but this time you are greeted, it is quite straightforward to welcome others in this world.

However, in the eyes of the other two people, this is not the case.

The colorless king started to draw his gun and shoot the ten bunches of tatara who were holding up the camera at night to search everywhere at night. Of course, ten bunches could not be a king's opponent without any precautions.

He was knocked to the ground with one shot, but that guy still had to ruthlessly make up the shot.Just at this time, a figure descended from the sky, and directly collided with the bullet that was supposed to be fired at ten bullets.

The Colorless King makes no difference whether to kill one person or two people today, the purpose is to provoke the red group to go berserk, as for the ants he bumped into and was trampled to death?Who cares!

But at the moment when Yinzi was shot, Ten Beams struggled with her wounded body, desperately trying to let her escape.He still didn't understand why he was attacked, but even if he wasn't a martial artist, he was still a member of the clan, and he was protected by the power of the king.

The one who could easily and seriously injure him could not be an unlucky ordinary perverted murderer. If this person died here today, it would be entirely because of his involvement.

While the two of them were having different thoughts, they saw that the guy who had been shot and should have been injured stood up slowly. Her figure was casual and smooth, without any reluctance at all.

It was only then that Yinzi saw clearly the appearance of the guy with the gun in his hand, and it turned out to be a set character with the same silver hair as himself.Hello!Since when has Silver Fur become rotten?This kind of cannon fodder who can't survive two episodes at first sight is so fucking exquisitely set?

How can they make a living?The guys in the human design team are a little bit moral, don't look at their beautiful parents, steal the human design, change their gender and eye color, and just use it-this is to forget about the suspected plagiarism on their side.

In short, the silver-haired three-pointer in the world, this one even reached seven points, a little bit more similar than Qi Ya, she could see it clearly, and of course the guy opposite was not blind.

But the attention of the colorless king is not here at all. Anyway, the body is a medium that can be discarded at will, and only strength is the foundation of realizing ambition.

Compared with appearance, what he cares more about is the kind of bullet that engulfs the king's power, which can seriously injure the senior cadres of the red group in one fell swoop, but this person in front of him is unscathed?

"Huh? A rescuer from the red group? A character I've never heard of." The timing was so coincidental that he could only guess like this, "Are you proud of receiving the king's blow? Ignorant garbage."

"Such a soft bullet was originally expected to wipe out an ant, but you—obviously are more advanced, let's call it a fly."

He poured the power of the king into the bullet, slowly raised the muzzle of the gun and pointed it at Yinzi again, "This kind of level is considered a tribute to a fly that escaped a catastrophe."

Yin Zi picked and picked his ears, "I said, originally that big gift, Ah Yin, I thought it was a mistake in the operation of the welcome fireworks and aimed at the faces of the guests, and I was foolish enough to turn this over. But you bite an ant Flies are annoying."

"You are so arrogant that you are so incompetent. I have seen a lot of little brats, Ah Yin, and I have beaten up a lot of asses. Judging from the image of you, the human design team pays homage to Ah Yin. , if you put down the gun and stand upside down like a dog barking three times, I will forgive you, or if you believe it or not, I will stab the gun into your cock?"

Rao, the colorless king himself was a mean-speaking and vulgar guy, and he had never suffered such a verbal defeat. He turned from embarrassment to an ant.

Pull the trigger, five times in a row, and most of the six bullets that should have been entertained on Shiji Tara's body were entertained by this guy.

Shi Bean, who had lost blood and was weak to a certain extent on the ground, let out an exclamation, and then time seemed to stand still for a moment in his eyes.

Otherwise, this wouldn't explain why he could clearly see the trajectory of the bullet that he obviously couldn't dodge.

I saw the man casually stretched out his hand, the palm was asphalt black, and swung it five times precisely in front of him, and the flow of time seemed to return to normal, but the guy still stood there in the original posture, except for an inch of his arm. Not moved.

Yin Zi spread out his hand, and there were five neat bullets in his palm.She tilted slightly, and the bullets fell to the ground one by one, making a few crisp crashes.

"Hey! If it wasn't for me, wouldn't the bullets of this kind of attack be enough to kill a person five times? Then, Ah Yin, I don't have any complaints about what you do next, right?"

The ability of the colorless king is not as aggressive as the other kings, especially the violent frenzy of the red king, which is originally an attribute of destruction, as if he was born for fighting.

But the king who doesn't belong to the combat department is far different from the king's clan or ordinary superpowers. This is the absolute power endowed by the slate.

He attacked the person in front of him several times but failed, and felt that the king's dignity was being challenged. His indifferent attitude when facing the ants developed into annoyance that the ants refused to die in peace.

He wanted to attack again, but the person on the other side obviously had no patience.

He watched helplessly that the man was ten meters away from him, and he approached him in the blink of an eye. This visual fault caused the guy to suddenly stumble in front of him as if teleporting, which shocked him. Responding, the head was grabbed.

The guy's hands were so strong that his scalp hurt from being pulled, and his head rose slightly uncontrollably, forming an arc that he couldn't control.

The colorless king was furious, and he heard this guy say, "What did I just say? It's farting when someone else talks, right? Well, if that's the case, then take care of your OO, this **** caliber is not good. Small."

The Colorless King mobilized his strength to struggle, but he was horrified to find that it was 'useless'!

It's not just the difference in physical strength, but he really felt that the king's strength can't cause any interference to this guy. This cognition has a greater impact than the humiliation he is being humiliated at the moment. Don't wait to think about it, Yin Zi Just because of his struggle, he bumped his head against the railing.

This immediately caught the colorless king's eyes, and made him realize that to deal with this guy, he really had to use all his strength without reservation.

Yinzi watched helplessly as the boy in his hand lost his eyesight, and then a fox-like thing came out of his brain——

Before she could see the original appearance clearly, she only saw a lump of white, and thought it was A Piao, she was so frightened that she felt like throwing away the boy and running away.

The Colorless King is not much else, but he is very sensitive to people's emotions. Feeling Yinzi's fear, he shrieked triumphantly, "It's only at this time that I know fear? But do you think you can retreat completely after humiliating the King?"

As he said that, the whole fox's head popped out, revealing the whole picture!

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Ah Piao or something can easily scare her into peeing her pants, but the fox——

Before the Colorless King had time to be proud, the slap from Toutou slapped the whole fox's head crookedly.

The man was still puzzled and beat him up a few more times, cursing and swearing at the same time, "Pretend you are paralyzed, Ah Piao. After the founding of the People's Republic, you dare to become a genius. Let you pretend! You pretend!"

That fox's head was stupefied, he couldn't touch it at all when he was in a state of ability, and even crawling over the phone line was not just a saying for him, but something that could really be done.

Although the capable person can see it, he is not so much a living creature at this moment as a stream of consciousness, a stream of energy.Can anyone hold energy in the palm of their hand?

He is confident that even the king can't, it is precisely this, and he has a lot of things to do tonight based on this premise.But the woman in front of her could easily do something that the king couldn't do, what's more, it almost broke the authority given by the stone slab.

For such a long time, Yinzi has cultivated the combat intuition of dealing with the power of pure energy body from scratch, which is different from the need to confirm that the opponent's physical attack is not effective before remembering to use domineering. Now she almost has an instant understanding of these ability to judge.

That thing came out of her body directly, and it was the same as hitting it with her own fist, so she used domineering without even thinking about it, but fortunately, it still worked.

Yinzi ignored the struggling and noisy fox in his hand, and directly pulled him out of the boy's body, tied his long body in a knot, but faced another problem in the next second, "This thing, put it in a plastic bag. Run away?"

When the little fox heard that this guy was going to put him in a plastic bag, he struggled and cursed again. Yinzi had no time to pay attention to him, so he could only hold it in his hand temporarily.

This time is not short, but from the time when the money fell from the sky to when the little fox was brought under control, it took less than 3 minutes.

Ginko came to ten bundles of Tatara, his consciousness was a little blurry due to excessive blood loss, and seeing the outcome of the battle, he closed his eyes with peace of mind.

Yinzi was shocked, this guy was injured so badly?Immediately scolding himself for wasting time by entanglement with the fox, at the same time, he picked up ten bunches and jumped downstairs without saying a word——

She was quite reliable, wrapping the ten beams like a weapon with domineering, not only avoiding the impact of falling from a high altitude, but also temporarily preventing his wound from bleeding a lot.

Fortunately, Shishu is now in a coma, otherwise he would see himself jumping off a building when he opened it, and would faint from fright.

When Yinzi fell to the ground, there were people around. After all, it was a busy commercial street. Yinzi randomly caught a passer-by and asked him to point him to the nearest hospital.

Passers-by saw that Shi Shu's clothes were wet with blood, and asked if they could call an ambulance, but Yin Zi said no, turned around and ran towards the hospital.

It wasn't too late at this time, it was time to play outside, the ambulance didn't know how long it would take to squeeze into the square, or her footsteps were faster.

When they arrived at the hospital, the people there saw that it was a gunshot wound, and immediately pushed the ten bundles into the emergency room, while Yinzi stayed outside to go through the formalities.

She was very busy here, and she didn't know that the people from the red group had rushed to the rooftop just now, and all she saw was a big pool of blood and the camera that fell to the ground.

Strangely, the scene was nothing more than that, the body of the boy who was supposed to be caught by Yin Zi and fell unconscious on the ground disappeared strangely.

The author has something to say: Today, the editor asked me to update both articles every day. I said that you are driving people to death!In the morning, I pondered the new article, and in the afternoon and evening, I scratched my head to ponder this article.

How great is our boss?Let people like me cheat wages in the office every day!

Thank you, Lin, Yinsang for pushing 33 rewards in his life, meh!