If I can't be the protagonist, I have no choice but to play tricks! [Comprehensive]

When Gui moved himself out from the crack in the wall, he felt his head lighten a little bit, and something seemed to be loose in his head, as if his memory had declined a lot, and his brain was not so good at thinking.

But these are not important, when he looked at Gao Shan and Yin, who were fighting in front of him, he wiped the blood from his face and rushed in to join the battle.

"I didn't say, buddy, this scene is a bit embarrassing, isn't it? The subordinates are working hard outside, but you are hiding in the arsenal and enjoying it. Hey, hey! Those ghost soldiers who were beaten and fled with their heads in their hands, if they know that their governor How do you feel about not being able to equip the red cherry blossoms on them because they occupy a place to do business?" Gintoki taunted, "What's more, some people keep their posture all day long, so which one of the following is it?"

"He was hacked half to death by a miscellaneous fish, pointing at the guy who was saved by a woman can really tell!" Gao Shan was still pressed to the ground by Yin Zi, but when he attacked Yin Zi, he was unequivocal "If the ghost army didn't have these rags Your position is even more worrisome for those bastards who run around like crazy, Gintoki!"

"Bah! How thick-skinned is the guy on the ground and can be so arrogant?" Gui spat on the floor, "It's too shameless, if you want to confront me, show me a serious confrontation posture, put on your clothes, and make room for yourself ——It’s my turn to be suppressed!!!”

Immediately, Yinshi screamed and pulled him into the wall again, "If you are injured, you should rest for a while. Don't think too much about extra things, anyway, you will be powerless."

"It's just a head injury. I just chopped off a dozen people, but I'm very motivated. And it's different from Takasugi's ostentation. I've been polishing my body in a harsh environment all year round, but it's been fun, Miss Yinzi——"

"It seems that only your brain has been polished!" Gao Shan answered slowly.

"Mr. Wig, although we are in the same group, I have to say something fair on this issue. Although Gao Shan is not doing enough, he is more than pretending, but his pair of hanging eyes may have peeked at widows taking baths too many times when he was a child. , you still have the sharpness. You really have a big hole in your brain, this time when you go back, mix some flour to make up for it." Yinshi answered.

"Yinshi, there was a day when your dog spit out ivory. It's so rare! As for the evaluation of accurate eyesight, I accept it with a smile." Takasugi changed the subject, "Not only do I have good eyesight, but I also have a good memory. By the way, I peeked again Who is the guy who was hung from a tree by the teacher when the widow took a bath?"

"Who else?" Yin Shi blushed and pointed at Gui, "Isn't it just a wig?"

Seeing Gui looked over, "You have a hole in your brain now, and it's not surprising that your memory is fuzzy. It was that time, you were smoked so badly. It was Yinsang, who I ran twenty miles to catch you, and your butt was pumped." Rotten."

"Yinshi!" Gui Zhuang held Yinshi's hand gratefully, then shook it vigorously, and there was a sound of snapping fingers.

Gui's expression suddenly became ferocious, "Are you trying to ruin me in front of Yinzi? You [beep] wimpy man, since you're useless, you should instinctively make room for it."

"Miss Yinzi, don't worry, I have never peeked at widows taking a bath, and I will only peek at you in the future. Please believe my sincerity."

Do you believe in your perversion?Seeing that Gui is getting more and more stupid, neither of them want to play with him.But Yinshi's finger was broken right now, and he was rolling on the ground in pain.

The three of them were in a chaotic battle, acting independently, even the close alliance between Yinshi and Guiben was so easily defeated, and even Takasugi didn't make a move to provoke.

Seeing that they were torn into a ball, Yinzi silently stood up from Gaoshan, planning to sneak away while fighting.

Now that people have found them, it is estimated that Okada Sizang who was blocking the front has also been cleaned up, so the current situation is that she came here first, not only did she not get a hair of Xiao Kagura (you have already forgotten Fuck), and the whole horrific act of rape [beep] was hit right on the head.

Don't look at her being shameless when she does bad things, but she thinks that she is definitely not a pervert, at least if Hisoka goes through this situation, he can continue without changing his face, and she is the type who sees light.Just such a small gap gave Yinzi the illusion that he was a normal person with good three views, not to mention, and before he even stepped out of the door, Yinshi quickly grabbed him back.

In fact, the three of them turned to each other, but their attention never left this guy for a moment. Seeing that she, the culprit, wanted to slip away, they all stopped and stared at her.

"What are you looking at me for? You sort out your own affairs first." The silver bachelor said, "If you can't distinguish the layers in the verbal battle, then you can see the truth in your hand. Sit down calmly and chop twice. This time, the matter will be over. Have you? Hurry up! I won't interfere with you."

"Bastard, you are obviously on the same side as me, so you have become neutral in such a short time?" Gintoki was angry, and then glanced back and forth between her and Takasugi, "Sure enough, the power of body bribery is powerful, Aosugi You can try to see if you can rely on your body to instigate her to destroy the world with you."

Gao Shan is a dumb man who eats coptis, he has been humiliated like that, and he has to maintain his face in front of the two bastards, he stared at Yinshi with murderous intent, "This is also a way, but then there will be two of you in the world Such an existence, don't you feel that you are redundant? How about helping her first and then letting her be justified?"

At this moment, Gui secretly tugged at Yinzi's sleeves, blushing coyly, "Come back to our camp, okay? Body bribes are easy to talk about."

How can MMP, this mentally handicapped person, fail to read winks?The topic will always be skewed by him to places that are difficult to describe.

Yinzi wanted to get out of the Shura field of the three of them as soon as possible, and it didn't matter to her after all. Since Gui was still alive and kicking, as long as she didn't die, she would retire. With such efforts, it can be seen that I have my own solution.

"Hey! Listen to the sound outside, the ship must have been blown up long ago, right? Is it really going to crash here?" Yin Zi threatened.

"Heh! Didn't some people just say that having fun is more important than a mere spaceship crashing?" Takasugi coolly said.

Gintoki and Gui looked at him as if they had seen a ghost, Gao Shan reacted with a shock, and immediately wanted to bite off his tongue.What kind of bullshit was that?

Yin Zi was annoyed by his lack of wink, and he was not prepared to save face for him at all, "What? You want to continue after all this? Four of you together?"

The three of them were stunned at the same time, and then a blush appeared on their faces!

Yinzi took two quick steps back, "Every man has a terrible pervert living in his heart! Hey! I'm just talking about it, and you have to make up for it?"

"I warn you, it's fine to make up your mind, but you have to imagine that Ah Yin is the one above."

"Enough! Enough!" Yin Shi covered her mouth. "Listen to you, we'll go out and chop each other right away. Whoever doesn't use all his strength is a coward. Stop talking."

This guy is another self. Right now, only Gui is kept in the dark, but it probably won't be long.At that time, she patted her butt and left, and she was the one who would be ashamed.

Yin Zi stared at him contemptuously and nodded, and was immediately satisfied when he saw that the two guys hadn't resisted - isn't this a bitch?Speak well and don't listen, if you have to have a heavy-flavored crit to give in, you deserve it!

After leaving this room, the atmosphere is completely different, and it is clear that there should be an explanation for this incident.

Most of the ship was ghost soldiers or celestial beings, and when a few people came out, everyone except Takasugi was immediately surrounded.

And Takasugi, the guy who was bullied and bullied, finally regained his governor's style. His subordinates protected him and transferred to the spaceship, and almost all the barbarians had evacuated.

The normal event has really come to an end, and the only thing left is the statement of the parties.

Before Gao Shan left, he looked at it lazily and shrank to the side. When someone attacked, he kicked him away, and the rest of the innocent Yin Zi didn't say anything in the end.

In Yinshi, they and themselves will definitely become strangers, and she——Ben is the crimson memory impregnated from another self.

After tasting the sweetness for a while, he still has nothing to do with himself, and he is always alone in this world.

Standing on the deck of the new ship, Gao Shan watched Gintoki and Gui point their blades at him at the same time, and twisted a cold smile.

That's fine, how can a guy who is still shaken by the sparse ties, try his best to fight him?

But first of all, there was a problem before them. The spaceship that was about to explode and crash a few hundred meters above the sky, let's avoid this disaster first-it would be no problem.

Gui Yidao slashed the enemy in front of him, then retreated to Yinzi, "Miss Yinzi, please don't worry, this crisis will not prevent me from running away from Kotaro."

"Hold me for a while, and we'll escape through the parachute pack."

"What about Yinshi?" Yinzi asked.

"Oh! I will hold a grand funeral for him, and then take good care of you for him." Gui said indifferently.

Yinshi came here just in time to hear this sentence, looked at the enemy's knife and turned a corner, and then slashed at Gui——

"Yo Xi! Hand over the parachute and die, we will always remember your great kindness." Yin Shi said while chopping.

The enemies who surrounded them and hadn't retreated didn't know whether to continue, or wait for the two infighting to decide the winner first, and both losers and losers to take advantage of it.

Seeing that Takasugi's black-handed guy has already set up cannons on his new spaceship, neither of these two will even try to escape.

Without further ado, she went up and handed over the knives of the two, and then grabbed them one by one and threw them under the boat——

The people who besieged them were stunned, this is a few hundred meters high, right?Just throw people down like this?Are you sure that woman is your companion?Could it be the internal response who has been instigated by Master Takasugi?

In mid-air, Yinshi hurriedly grabbed Gui, and then raised a parachute with an Elizabethan canopy.

Seeing that the two escaped safely, Yinzi waved at Takasugi, who was already a little far away, and made a mouth shape of "you escaped unharmed", and then turned over and jumped off the boat without hesitation.

Takasugi's expression tensed, thinking of what this guy couldn't do with him inappropriately, who will be the one who will top the bag in the end?

I couldn't help feeling pity for my other self again!

The silver fell into the sea, because of the different ways of falling, even if she jumped from the same point, she did not see Yinshi and Gui.

It is estimated that the parachute bag drifted away?Silver thought.At this time, she still looked like Bai Duomi on the shore, so she swam back resignedly——

To correct the annoyance of not having the ability to acquire it two days ago, if I ate the devil fruit, it would not be so light this time.It can't be said that Yinshi and Gui are really leaving behind - anyway, everyone will remember him in their hearts for the rest of their lives (hey)!

Yinzi's water quality is not bad, plus her strength and agility, the distance in the water is not a problem for her at all.When he was about to go ashore, he went home to change out of his dripping clothes, took a shower, drank the strawberry milk that Gintoki hid privately, and went to sleep, only to take his head ashore and bump into the Shinsengumi's siege.

Ginko was dumbfounded—yes, even if that guy Takasugi is a ghost, the place he chose was beyond the scope of the search, but just now a few ships were chasing and bombing over the sea area, and the Shinsengumi would be deaf if he didn't come again.

Okita pointed his bazooka at her, "What do people say? You just turn a blind eye and close your eyes to do things like this in a casino with unknown sources of gambling money. We're not being sympathetic." The guy. But it's difficult for someone to get out from the barbarians."

"Tell me, are you a moderate or a radical rogue?"

Yinzi just wanted to pooh his face, such a blatant trap would not be fooled by a fool, so who would he insult?For the Shinsengumi, is there a difference between the moderates and the radicals?It's not like there is something that catches one and throws it into the game.

"Get out! Be careful, I will sue you for attacking good people outside the inspection area!" Yinzi opened the muzzle aimed at her, and pointed at the noses of Hijikata and Okita. "Have they been doing this for more than an hour? It is only now Come on? After everyone has run away, I will grab a few pieces of the spaceship and go back to close the case. Tax thieves have a good way to cheat wages!"

"Huh? Good people!" Okita kid rubbed his chin, "The timing of your good people's appearance is so coincidental! When did this abandoned port become a holy place for picnics? Or is it because the country girls have never seen the world and water and just stuck in it?"

"In short, you are acting suspiciously now, please come back with us to cooperate with the investigation." He asked Yamazaki, "Call back and ask them to clean up the cells in the women's cell and change the sheets. Don't look at me like this, it's still very strange." Love clean."

As soon as he finished speaking, it was not Yamazaki who answered him, but Hijikata's iron fist, "You brat with a brain full of rubbish, get the hell out of here."

"Go away and pretend that you didn't say that?" Yin Zi refused to let go, "Listen everyone! The police/police openly use their power to harass female prisoners! Isn't it the first time that the kid is proficient? It turns out that the real choice The group still has this set of invisible benefits? Can you just disassemble the two cameras and cut the surveillance inside a little and then sell it to the A/V company?"

"I've already thought of the name for you. It's called Stories the Rogue Police/Police and Female Prisoners Have to Tell."

Hijikata is a serious person, even if the Shinsengumi is full of stinky men, no one dares to open dirty jokes in front of him, and Okita and a certain curly-haired bastard are not talking about it, but they are also men, so there is no pressure to listen ?

Only Yinzi, his face turned red when he said this, and the alert reaction in the reception room at that time was gone, so he just replied "The real selection team has no place to detain female prisoners, and the female suspects will be handed over to other departments." .”

"Hey! Is it okay to be so weak in front of suspicious elements? Mr. Hijikata." After being driven to the back, Okita jumped out again seeing that Hijikata was useless. Do you want to treat her differently? At this time, you should take off her clothes and search her whole body to see if there are any suspicious items, and then take her back for interrogation slowly. Because the relationship is important, you can use torture when necessary."

"Shut up! Brat!" Hijikata exploded, "Why can you say such shameless things as if nothing happened?"

He took a peek at Ginko, as if thinking of Okita's proposal, he blushed so hard that he couldn't look at it.

"But it's true that this guy is suspicious, so we can't just let her go back to eat, right?" Okita spread his hands.

"Can't you just go to the beach for a swim when you have nothing to do? The firecrackers that fell from the sky just now almost killed me. After finally coming back alive, I was harassed by the rogue police/police under the pretext of plotting. Do you want to be shameless? Just ask you! No! Want! Face?"

"Wearing a kimono and swimming in the sea with a wooden knife? Where's your bikini? Could it be that you lost that in a pachinko fight? Do you still want to fork two fish for a shore barbecue?"

"Oh! Halfway through the swim, the water was a bit cold, so I put on my clothes." Yinzi said without changing his expression.

So stupid!Really stupid!The Shinsengumi members in the back expressed such thoughts at the same time.

Kid Okita was even happier, "So here comes the problem again, when you go into the sea, you still put your clothes on your head?"

"You're just going into the sea!" Yinzi snorted, "There's no regulation on swimming posture, is there?"

"Then the question is simple!" Okita clapped his hands together, "Just prove that you have not lied, and take off your clothes! If you have a bikini inside, you will believe that you are really swimming."

As a result, he went around here and waited for her?

Tufang slapped him down again, wanting to kick the kid into the river, lest Yinzi think that they were really harassing people without doing their job properly, and Tufang explained, "Don't listen to him, how could you let a girl stand in front of so many people? Undress?"

"We can go over there, and it will be fine for the two of us to check a little bit."

"Huh? Did you just say something?" Yinzi looked at Hijikata suspiciously.

"No, I didn't say anything!" Realizing what he just blurted out, Tufang wanted to bite his tongue and kill himself. At that moment, his Absolute Mind was kidnapped by aliens.

Hearing a muffled laugh from behind, he turned his head with a fierce look, as if an evil spirit had descended, making everyone who was covering their mouths and sniggering feel chills and dare not laugh at him anymore.

Yinzi thought that spending time with these two bastards is not an option. They didn't catch the tails of the two parties this time, and they had more time to entangle themselves. It's nothing.

But she is still dripping wet now, the wet sea water makes her irritable to death, what she hopes most is to take a bath!

At this time, a salty sea breeze blew over, Yinzi shivered, and couldn't help stroking his arm.

It was only then that Hijikata noticed that although his swearing posture was so strong and aggressive, his whole body was dripping wet now, his slightly curled hair was hanging down because of being soaked, and his slender body was wearing a wet kimono, which made him look like a whole person. A little weak, it looks so pitiful.

He sighed inwardly, struggled for a second, then put out the cigarette, took off his uniform coat and put it on Yinzi's shoulders——

"Go home, take a shower and sleep. As for the suspicious behavior, I will make a record when I return the clothes."

Eh?Yinzi didn't expect that he hadn't figured out a way yet, and this guy just put it down so lightly, and he was a little unbelievable for a while.

She wanted to carefully distinguish whether there was any fraud in it, but when she raised her head, she bumped into the unusually gentle look in Duo Chuanjun's sharp eyebrows and eyes.

To be honest, there is a big gap between the Duochuan Jun in this world and Yin Zi on her own side. She also said earlier that the behavior pattern of being released by the Raider is different from that of the Raider.

But only at this moment, the impressions of the two overlapped, and there was no difference.

Yinzi's old face was a little hot, and speaking of that incident, she was indeed unethical. Leaving aside the protagonist's dispute, in fact, she accepted the order in a critical situation, and she also understood that the reason at that time was the same as Yinshi's reason now that she must come to soundproof when she was angry.Many times, they chanted the slogan of making a fortune and getting rich, but in fact they did things according to their own pleasure.

Later, when the play was off and Shura was in the field, I calmed down and realized that the biggest victim of the whole incident was Duo Chuan-kun.The little ghost Okita was still suspicious all the way, but he believed in himself so completely that he was kept in the dark from the beginning to the end.

It's impossible for her to feel guilty, but she was treated so tenderly out of the blue, even if she took advantage of others without ambiguity, she also felt a little hot on her face.

The coat was still warm when he took off his coat, which made the body that had already started to get goosebumps feel better immediately.

Yinzi, who has always been carefree and unrestrained, suddenly hesitated and felt ashamed to say those two words. Ma Dan was really ashamed as if his soul was undergoing a public execution.

But no matter what, he choked out a thank you, and then when he passed by Tufang, he paused, moved closer to him and kissed him on the cheek.

Hijikata was so shocked that his eyes widened, he even dropped the cigarette he had put in his mouth again, and turned back to look at her, but only saw her back who had gone away.

He couldn't help but raised his hand and rubbed his moist cheeks, the watermark on it disappeared as soon as he rubbed it, and his movements suddenly became cautious, as if he was afraid of damaging something.

Hijikata couldn't help but hooked the corners of his lips, and as soon as he looked away, he saw Sougo staring straight at the place where he was kissed with a pair of red eyes, as if he was going to goug out the piece of meat. A chill runs down one's spine.

have to!Recently, he had to deal with the endless curses and murders of this kid again, Hijikata thought so, but the excitement in his heart didn't diminish at all.

When Yinzi arrived home, Yinshi had already taken a bath before her and was lying on the sofa with the last carton of milk in his arms to enjoy. She stepped on it and asked this guy to save some for him, but Yinshi noticed the clothes on her body.

That guy blatantly accused Yinzi of being a traitor among them, and hooked up with the tax thieves of the Shinsengumi in just a short while, did he want to leave them to eat public food?

Yin Zi threw Duo Chuan Jun's coat on Yin Shi's face and told him to wash it and return it.

Yinshi pulled the clothes off desperately, and spat out a few times, "You want me to do the laundry for that V-shaped bang with glaucoma, go dreaming!"

Before he finished speaking, he touched something with square edges and corners in his pocket, and suddenly changed his tone, "That is, if someone borrowed your clothes kindly, you have to wash them, iron them and return them so as not to lose the face of Wanshiwu. I will go now. wash."

Yinshi fished out a wad of money from his arms, and looked at Yinshi's back with disdain, is it your turn to discover such a good thing?

The author has something to say: Are baby carriages really discriminated against these days?Yesterday's chapter of meat dregs actually didn't blow up many people!Lie down!

Yoshi!It's time to change the map again. There was still a Kamui kid, but I really can't think of any good ideas. Forget it, go to K or Reaper to add forest varieties!

Thank you Huang Quan Bu Po, Hart Philia for your reward, meme!