Joker Xue

Of course, you should and still know that I will not die.The first rule of the protagonist's halo is that you can't die casually, right~

But you probably don't know the ecstasy in my heart when I, who has been hungry for three days and is already in shape, sees the enchantress in front of me.

According to her, I couldn't make a sound at that time, and I could only see my lips trembling slightly. It took her a long time to realize that I was actually saying something like: "I... want to live... I want... to live..." and so on.

Then, when I woke up a little bit, I saw the syringes, glucose, water, etc. on the table.This life was picked up just like that.

"You are really stupid, even if you commit suicide, you can't hit your head directly. If you don't die, you are still stupid!" Enchantress's dress was relatively plain that day, and she was already beautiful, and then sat down. Blowing the bowl of fragrant porridge by my bed, just like a big sister, really makes people hate it.

"My parents... how are they?"

Hearing this, she slammed the bowl onto the table, "You still know your parents! Why didn't you think about them when you bumped into them? I can tell you, as long as you don't die, your parents won't die. But With your appearance, it is inevitable that they will suffer a little!"

"Don't! Don't! I can...can make them...react..."

Yao Ji let out a long sigh, "You really have no brains! Do you think that I spend money and kung fu all day long just to let you be an animal? You should know what Wu Jialei wants! Just for such a person, is it worth it?" ?”

The Enchantress was really straightforward, hitting the nail on the head, and it hit the string in my heart that I was most afraid of touching.

Some people have said that women chase men's spacer yarn.After all, men have no resistance to women.Under normal circumstances, as long as there is no deep hatred or moral concerns, it is difficult to make them emotional. As long as you really do it with your heart, it is very simple to make them respond.And the reason why I couldn't do it before was because I was worried about Xiao Ming.I really don't want to do anything bad for him.After all, the heart will always be soft for those who have loved deeply.

I was silent for a long time.Seeing that I didn't speak, the enchantress began to feed me porridge.While feeding, he said lightly: "I really think you are quite pitiful, so I came to see you. Anyway, I don't think it's worth it. After all, it was because he lied to you from the beginning that he made you like this Damn, besides, you know better than me how he treats you. I can give you food a few times just like this, but you also know Wu Jialei's temper, so your parents don't know what will happen. There's more , that's the one... What is Xue Zhiqian, that star, logically speaking, Wu Lao has let go and should be fine, and there is no news about him..."

Seeing that Lu Su didn't respond, Yao Ji gradually stopped talking.After feeding her she was ready to go.She knew that Lu Su was definitely not a person who would take soft things and hard things, so it would be better not to say anything.

The moment she opened the door.I heard that voice: "I will do what you say." The voice was very low and serious.

Yao Ji smiled slightly, but didn't look back at her.He replied blandly, "Understood."

Then, the real transformation began.

I started the daily challenge that Enchantress gave me.

From those strangers at the beginning, to some quite self-disciplined people later, and then some acquaintances, even some people with girlfriends and families.

Enchantress said, men are only limited by principles and morality. If a woman can break through their two layers of defense, they can be manipulated by you like puppets.To break through these two layers of defense, in addition to being coquettish and seductive, the most important thing is that you have to use your brain, you have to be able to see how this man feels about you now, what he is guarding against, and then you have to Enter the tiger's den, to test his weakness, but you can't let him see it, and you can't make him feel that you have a purpose for him...

I really know a lot...

Who says chickens are uneducated?As far as the enchantress is concerned, absolute psychologists, philosophers and sexologists are even more reliable than those so-called professors and experts in many universities... Really, the masters are among the people~

After her guidance, I even feel that this thing is really a very systematic knowledge, and it can even be taught as a subject.And I learned fairly quickly. At the end, Yao Ji said that I was smart and that she admired me quite a bit.

So, that night, I was brought before Wu Jialei.It is an inspection.

To be honest, I was a little nervous.After all, the conflict between me and Wu Jialei has not lasted for a day or two, and I am very afraid what will happen if he gives up on me again, what will happen to my family, and what will Joker Xue do.To be honest, the pressure is still a bit high.

I glanced nervously at Yao Ji, but she was sitting in the corner browsing Taobao, as if this matter had nothing to do with her.

I took a deep breath, poured him a glass of wine, and placed it in front of him.

According to Yao Ji, for such familiar people, the sense of security is the most important.Can't let him feel the change in you...

So my attitude is still that virtue.But looking at his cold eyes, I probably have a spectrum in my heart.

I sat in front of the floor-to-ceiling windows and quietly drank a few sips of wine.Don't even look at him.

Out of the corner of my eye, I saw that he seemed to be paying attention to me.Well, it's a no-brainer.

Then, at Wu Jialei's house, the three of us were tacit about each other's purpose, but we all started pretending to be big-tailed wolves.

I have a lot, and I have taken anti-alcohol medicine before, so I am not afraid to fight him to the end.

Then, halfway through the drink, I started pretending to be drunk.Of course~ it's not the kind of drunkenness, Wu Jialei won't like it.Just sighed a few times with blurred eyes.Can't be exaggerated, but let him notice it.Then, he lay silently on the sofa.

Yao Ji said, for a man who has had conflicts with you, you must know how to show weakness invisibly.

I squinted my eyes slightly, looking depressed and blurred, but in reality I saw every move of Yao Ji and Wu Jialei.

The Enchantress taught me many ways to inadvertently seduce people.

Sanctimonious, scratching one's head and showing off.

Now I have perfectly combined these two idioms.

However... Wu Jialei didn't even move his fucking hair.I knew that this turtle was not so easy to deal with.

I'm starting to get a little nervous.

But what made me nervous the most was that the enchantress also panicked.You must know that the enchantress is like a god in my mind.When she panicked, my entire mentality collapsed.

I saw her occasionally winking at me to tell me that her movements were unnatural.But... I also want to be natural... but I can't be natural...

Sure enough, when people are nervous, accidents are easy to happen.

My flustered mood prevented me from taking a sip of wine, and I choked...

I coughed desperately, it was really an instinctive reaction, it was so uncomfortable that I would die.Coughing and coughing, tears flowed out.

At that time, I only cared about how I felt comfortable, and I didn't notice at all who patted my back, let alone the middle finger that Yao Ji compared to Wu Jialei.That means "you lose!".

When I recalled it, I heard Yao Ji say: "It seems that today is the same. Then I will go first."

I'm fucking blind~ She's going to... leave?Then, am I okay or not... Why did you just throw me to him like this?

"Sister Yao, look at me..."

Who knew she would ignore me at all.

He looked at Wu Jialei, then smirked and squinted at me on the sofa, and left without looking back.Leaving me and Wu Jialei looking at each other.

Only then did I realize that this guy was sitting behind me, patting my back with one hand, and slowly stuffing a tissue with the other... just wiped my nose and tears.

This guy doesn't feel the slightest to me, right?

Suddenly an evil thought came into my heart.

Instead of letting others manipulate him to hook up with Xiao Ming, it is better to take this opportunity to take him down.After all, all my lifelines are on his right now.Moreover, I really think that Xiao Ming probably has no feelings for me for a long time, and he probably just came close to me for black accounts.But he is different.He has feelings for me, and I can see some clues from just now.So the possibility of taking him down is much higher than taking down Xiao Ming.

So, I lowered my eyebrows and hugged my knees, but didn't speak.A look that is obviously pitiful but trying to pretend to be strong.Enchantress said that this kind of powerful man likes it very much.

Sure enough, he went to pour me a glass of water, and when he brought it over, his movements were more gentle than before.

He has relented.But I can't relax at all.

Frowning, I picked up the cup, sipped while weeping, and pretended to twitch to let the water spill on my clothes.

He doesn't care about me, I know.But my big move has only just begun.

When I put down the cup, I pretended to accidentally let the cup fall to the ground.There is carpet in the house, so don't worry about the glass breaking.

He will definitely pick it up.But I had to look at him pretending not to know what was wrong, and then when he bent down to pick it up, I also bent down to pick it up and touched his head.At this time, the big round neck clothes that were just wet can already sag and reveal the breasts.I stood there for a while, and I knew, he saw it.

But I must hurry to my feet.Can't be too deliberate.But there can be no hate in the eyes.Be a little shy in your eyes, and let him know that you have no malice towards him now.Enchantress said, this is very important.

He picked up the cup.Did not speak.

"Thank you.", I said.A touch of tenderness.

He didn't speak, but he was more gentle when he got up.

The atmosphere is almost there.It should work.

I grabbed his hand as he was about to leave.

Yao Ji said, don't use force, but be gentle, and then pretend to carelessly swipe in the palm of your hand.

"Can you... help me... take care of my parents..." Of course I know that this grandson caught my parents, but I can't say that I am the opposite of him.That is both pathetic and a sign that I don't blame him.

Then, she blinked pitifully and scratched his palm from time to time.

The air seemed to freeze for three seconds.

For three seconds, I was so nervous that I was going to die.

Then, three seconds later, he pressed up with his whole body.

By the time I realized it, I was already sinking into the sofa.

The bewilderment was real.Because this product really has no symptoms at all.And I was suddenly a little scared.Once this step is over, there is no turning back.

But on second thought, do I really have a way out?And there is such a day anyway.On the contrary, I don't want to get involved with Xiao Ming anymore.

So, I gently raised my head and kissed her.It's tiring, but Yao Ji said that for those who have concerns, you must take the initiative at the beginning.Oh shit!Fight!

I pecked his lips lightly a few times, and then, little by little, sucked and nibbled.I found him to be a really strange person.Unlike Xiao Ming, he likes to do things bit by bit, delicate and step by step.Everything he does is sudden and violent.Just like now, when I didn’t move just now, I really didn’t move at all, and now suddenly it’s like turning on some switch, kissing wildly... I’m fucking dumbfounded, and I really can’t stand it for a while .By the time I realized it, half of my clothes were gone.

I have to say that Wu Jialei's countless beds are really not built.If Xiao Ming and I were groping for each other that time, then I am completely lost now.

Until a certain moment, he suddenly stopped moving.

When I woke up, he was lying on top of me.I could feel him reacting.

He kissed my neck, itching a bit.Until this moment, I thought I had succeeded.

But he suddenly leaned into my ear.He said softly: "I swear, since then, you have nothing to do with me when you die. You remember it!" After finishing speaking, he got up and went back to the bedroom without even looking at me .

After pushing open the door, he suddenly remembered something, and turned around and said to me: "Your parents will be fine after finishing the work of Young Master Sun. You can handle it yourself!" After finishing speaking, bang Closed the door with a bang.

I? ? ? ...

Did it fail?

Am I too screwed or is this guy too hard to deal with?

Is this the fucking Wu Jialei I know who is always overbearing?

Fuck time travel!

gas!

But fortunately, there is nothing wrong with it.And he has already responded, so my hard work during this period is not in vain.

Then I silently greeted Wu Jialei's family members at Wu Jialei's home.

However, I didn't know that after Wu Jialei closed the door, he was not as relaxed as he was just now.

He silently lit a cigarette, opened the floor-to-ceiling windows, and let the cold outside air blow in.

Think back to Lu Su's various appearances just now.I have to say, he learned well.In those few times, she was naturally a little tender to deal with her kind, but it should be more than enough to deal with Sun Mingda.

However, when he thought of Yao Ji's gesture, and then thought of himself just now, he couldn't believe that his big man's face would suddenly be as hot as a coal ball.

He should have been proud and excited that he finally passed the beauty test, but at this moment, he was full of guilt like a person who attempted to steal.

"Sure enough, he's still a mortal..." He laughed at himself.

Put out a cigarette.Watching the fire light slowly disappear in the ashtray, he inadvertently laughed out loud.

After all, no one knew better than him what he was thinking just now.Just now, it was actually just a little short... If it wasn't for the buckle of the belt when I kissed him, I might really have taken this little girl tonight.At that time, not to mention how many things are delayed, the oath I made will be void.This was totally intolerable to him.

"Is this woman really poisonous..." he murmured.Instead, he touched the belt buckle around his waist.Then tore off the belt, folded it, and put it in a locked drawer.

Speaking of Enchantress, when she closed the door from the outside, she took a deep breath and looked at the sky.

With his character, once this sister is in love, it is impossible to give her away.But she knew him very well, and the attitude just now was by no means casual.

"Whatever~" She chuckled, "It's not my turn anyway~" I don't know when, when I think of this, I won't cry.Time is something that really makes people stronger...

However, the feeling of falling in love with someone who is too familiar is still not very good.

She understands the man, but she actually understands him better.Because her understanding of a man started from this man.

I still remember when she was 16 years old, she was sold by her brother who took drugs.Mother saw that she was pretty and smart, so she asked her to exercise in the nightclub first, and only waited for a suitable opportunity to sell her first night to make a fortune.

That's when they met.At that time, he was only 18 years old, and he was either a local snake or a cucumber egg who had just entered the Tao.Although there is a strong old man, but that old man is determined to train him, he just doesn't care about anything.Even if there is a chance, he will be stumbling and bullying him.

He was at a disadvantage that day and got drunk with her.He knew that her mother had watched her very closely during her first night, so he did not act excessively from the beginning to the end.It has to be said that Wu Jialei is an absolute master in terms of self-discipline.However, with their relationship, how could she not know what Wu Jialei needed.The more she watched him control himself, the more she felt distressed.Then, on impulse, she took the initiative to kiss his lips.Then there is no need to say dry wood and fire.

Her first night is gone.Mom gasped.I wanted to discuss with her to make a good deal of Wu Jialei.But she refused, she knew that Wu Jialei had just started, and this amount of money was not a small amount for him.So she started confronting her mother, even threatening to leave.Mom eventually relented, but held a grudge.During that time, my mother didn't treat her as a person at all, as long as she was free, she wouldn't let her idle.And always find some difficult clients for her.During that time, her life was worse than death.The only motivation to keep her alive is Wu Jialei's words: "You wait, one day I will rescue you."

It was a period of struggle for the two of them.Both of them are very busy, but they are still in the same circle, and there are quite a lot of opportunities for the two of them to meet.Then they became more and more familiar, and slowly, they became close friends of life and death.

In the end, it turned out that she was right.That day came relatively quickly.Even though many people said that he relied on his father, everyone knew that even relying on his father, it would not be easy to unify Shanghai's underworld within three years.Besides, Yao Ji knew that he didn't rely on his father.

With the support of Wu Jialei, Yao Ji squeezed out her former mother and became the first sister of a Shanghai nightclub, and also the youngest but toughest mother in Shanghai.

But now that I think about it, it's even a little ridiculous.She taught him countless smart sisters.Not counting Lu Su, there were many things that made him react.But every time she saw his eyes, her so-called theories, her so-called scheming, became useless.

There is probably a man in every woman's life.You will never use your brains with this person.

She knew how much she loved him.But she knew better what his position in his heart was like.

Confidante is really a cruel title for a woman who is in love.

Close the door and put your head on the steering wheel.In less than three seconds, he jumped up and straightened his hair in front of Che Jing.She is a witch!Just as I was about to step on the gas pedal, a phone call came.

"Hey... Sister Yao? I dice!"

"Oh, dice, where is it? Have a drink?"

"...Okay...Okay...Okay..." The other end of the phone was still a little shy.For a woman like Yao Ji who is used to the love of men and women, she seems a bit cute.

But at this moment, in a high-end club, Wu Yiwan and Sun Mingda's family were sitting on the side, and opposite were Wu Yiwan's parents.

Wu Yiwan's mother couldn't help but went over and touched Wu Yiwan's hair. The mother, who hadn't seen the girl for a long time, was about to shed tears of distress.Father Wu frowned.Looking at the confident Sun Ruyu's family in front of them, the more they look at it, the more they don't like it.This time, she didn't even care about her face, and simply tore her face apart: "My daughter is still young, she doesn't understand, you guys are going too far!"

"Dad, don't say that. Xiaowan and I really love each other..."

"Do you have a share here? Also, who allowed you to call me dad?"

"Dad! What are you doing? If you don't recognize Mingming, don't even recognize me! Also, don't even recognize your grandson!"

Hearing this, Wu Yiwan's parents' faces turned green.Mother Wu rushed up and said with tears, "What? Xiaowan, why didn't you tell Mom about such a big thing..." The more she talked, the more she cried.As for Father Wu, he stared for a while, then got up and pulled Wu Yiwan away.

"Xiao Wan, you told Dad earlier. They bullied you, and Dad will avenge you. Let me tell you, Dad is not afraid of them..." When he said that, his eyes were wide open, and his face was as red as Guan Gong.

But Sun Ruyu and his wife didn't move at all, as if they were watching a play.

"Dad, Mom! What are you doing? Me and Mingming are a legal couple. It's normal for us to conceive and have a baby! I won't go back with you. I want to give birth to the baby at Sun's house." Hearing this, Wu Father was stretched out on the chair.He pointed at Wu Yiwan and said, "You! You are trying to piss me off!"

"Dad! I never begged you for anything in my life! I just want to get married and live a good life with Mingming, can't you make it happen for us!" Wu Yiwan knelt down as she spoke, pear blossoms raining.Mother Wu cried and went up to help her: "Xiaowan, get up quickly, don't hurt yourself."

Father Wu gritted his teeth, seeing his daughter who was spoiled and spoiled since she was a child who was about to be praised to the sky now, he was about to cry.

Suddenly, he stood up suddenly and shouted to Mother Wu: "Go!"

Mother Wu was stunned, but he yelled again: "Let's go!" Then he turned and left.

Years had passed by the time I got home.No one in that damn place told me the day, what a fucking mess.

I don't know what happened to my parents.I hope Wu Jialei will reminisce about his old love, even a little bit.

I have knocked on Xue Zhiqian's door, but there is no movement.Expected.But sometimes I can't help but knock, like a fool.

I prayed to God that I knocked on Joker Xue's door and prayed for two days.But life is really interesting sometimes.On the third day, I finally knocked on Joker Xue's door.When I heard the door open, I thought I was dreaming.Just as I was about to jump up and give him a big bear hug, I realized that it was Sister Wu who opened the door, wearing a bathrobe.I'm completely bewildered.I have a vague sense of foreboding.

"What are you doing here?"

"me……"

When I was stuttering, I saw Xue Zhiqian coming from behind Sister Wu, wearing a bathrobe, asking in a lazy voice: "Who is it?"

really.

When the four eyes met, I didn't know how surprised I was.But I'll always remember him like that.It was the kind of expression full of resentment, disgust and impatience.

"Hi, long time no see!"

"Long time no see." He didn't even smile, it seemed that the details of the whole face said: "I don't want to see you, let's go."

And I, standing there, at a loss.

Why?why?Is he blaming me for not saving him?Or is it that the person he loves is Sister Wu?impossible.But why is it impossible?Sister Wu likes him so much, and he has never confessed his love to me!That's right, that's how it is, I didn't feel anything about me, and then I was disappointed because I didn't save him, and then I chose Sister Wu... The logic is very clear.

"What's the matter?" Sister Wu's attitude changed a little bit.

"No..." I lowered my head, like a child who has done something wrong.Immediately afterwards, the sound of closing the door with a bang lingered in my ears for a long time.

It seems that after experiencing great joy and great sorrow, people usually have a blank space for a while.

Like me, I don't even remember how I got home or how I closed the door.I just remember that when the door lock sounded, my tears burst out like a floodgate.

I was lying on the floor, my nose burst into tears.

In fact, I should have done so.I am not a strong person.In fact, I should have cried when I was first kidnapped.However, maybe because of the people I care about, I have never had a big reaction.However, that scene just now was the straw that broke the camel's back.I really can't help it.It should be said that he vented all the pain he had suffered for such a long time.

The night in Shanghai is really cool.

In this life, people will always encounter various embarrassments.

I don't know who I offended in my previous life, it seems that I have encountered a lot of embarrassment.

Especially like this, just saw the duo in bathrobes yesterday, today Yao Ji told me that I will continue to pretend to be a couple with Xue Zhiqian to get close to Xiao Ming...

And our first stop is Miss Wu's first variety show press conference.

Of course, Shibie will look at you with admiration for three days.Xue Zhiqian with Sister Wu is no longer the Xue Zhiqian who is plagued by negativity.Now he has been successfully cleared.And after I went to Weibo, I found that my fans had increased a lot.It's really a chicken and a dog ascending to heaven.

That day, Joker Xue and I went to the scene together.In the same car, of course, there is Enchantress and Xue Zhiqian's new manager "Xiao Hu".

Yao Ji and I prepared the earphones I used on Sister Wu's birthday in advance, so that she could remind me what to do if I saw Xiao Ming.But this time it's an improved version, made into a mole, pasted on my ear, completely invisible.Enchantress told me that this is a military thing, and I don't know how it was made.It can be seen that they attach great importance to this plan.

On the way, none of us spoke.

Joker Xue still gave me a bad face until he came on stage.Even Yao Ji noticed it, and said to me through the headset: "Do you have any grudges against this person? If he is like this when he comes on stage later, you will make a bad face and make it look like a quarrel."

My face froze for a moment, and I glanced at Xue Zhiqian in front of me.

It looks like arguing?I do wish we had a good fight.The saddest thing in life is probably that the people you care about don't even bother to quarrel with you.

☆、The Ultimate Beauty Trick (2)

The author has something to say: First of all, of course I apologize, as the plan I said before will be finished in July, the plan will not be able to keep up with the changes~~ I am really sorry~_~

But fortunately, seeing that the next chapter is coming to an end, I can't wait any longer

Then I will give a preview here, the ending of the next chapter, if nothing else, it will be a comedy ending

No matter how many times you scold me in your heart or aloud, thank you for reading my words^_^