The world wants to kill the host

"Flowergleamandglow magic manifests

letyourpowershine turn back the clock

Gothel raised the child asherown.

return what i lost

...save what has been lost,

bring back the good old days

bringbackwhatoncewasmine, the good old days”

It was an old and hoarse voice slowly sounding behind Qiao Luo, and the singing suddenly became beautiful and clear, like the singing of a girlish oriole.

Qiao Luo turned his head slightly, and saw a fantastic picture, well, it was very magical.

A hunched waist like a witch in a fairy tale, a short old woman with a curved and long hawk-like nose—very old, almost making Qiao Luo think that she would bend her waist in the next second and die with both feet The kind that hits the sky, but Qiao Luo can even clearly see the various yellow-brown age spots on her face now and her pale hair that has become shiny at a speed visible to the naked eye, delicate and coquettish like a young woman Her red lips make her look like a young stunner.

Qiao Luo narrowed her eyes slightly, and she also saw her beautiful, long golden hair, like a waterfall of the sun, with golden gold scattered all over the ground.

"Oh, my dear Repuz, look, how do I look now?" The woman's voice chanted sweetly, she stroked her long black and gray hair, and asked her daughter habitually.

"Mom, you are as beautiful as ever." Qiao Luo replied with a smile.

"Oh, my dear little flower, you are really good at talking, as sweet as honey." Ge Duo raised the corner of his mouth and covered his lips, looking more and more beautiful.

The witch looked out of the window, and there was an endless forest. "My dear baby, I'm going to go out soon. I'll have your favorite hazelnut stew when I come back. Is there anything you want me to bring back?"

"Mom, I'm running out of paint again. Can you bring me back some pure paint made from white shells?" Qiao Luo opened his eyes and adapted to the woman without changing his face. His slender fingers pointed to the all-encompassing paint on the wall. gorgeous painting.

"Xiao Hua, that place is far away." Ge Duo stroked Qiao Luo's beautiful hair with a gentle tone.

"Tomorrow is my birthday, I want that, dear mother, I will be an adult tomorrow, and I want to draw the most beautiful picture." Qiao Luo spit out the coquettish words without changing his face, even though the strange man in front of him The witch is a few years younger than her age.

"Oh, okay, my dear baby." The witch saw that the girl did not make the request to go to the outside world, and her face was much gentler. "But remember, you must never step out of the tower. The world is very scary, there are cannibals, thorns and devils, look at your beautiful face and beautiful hair, and your body is as fragile as a shoot, oh my dear little flower, you will be eaten by them until there is no bone left Yes." She picked up her black cloak, tightly covered her face and warned the girl over and over again, "Always know that Mom loves you the most."

"Me too, Mom, have a good trip." Qiao Luo let down his waterfall-like seven-foot hair, and watched Ge Duo slide down, and the black figure disappeared into the dense jungle.

"Host, your skin is getting thicker and thicker. You are obviously an old witch, but you still pretend to be innocent, kind and cute, and you pretend to be an innocent girl." The Bible was wrapped in a thick bookcase, and flew from the bookshelf in the bedroom to Qiaoluo. In front of him, he stared at the strange aunt-level characters with a mouthful of mother, I love you, habitually sneering and sarcastic.

This is one of the few pleasures for the two of them in the years.

"Stupid mortals, how can such an ignorant creature like you understand the thoughts of a little prince like me?" Qiao Luo stroked his beautiful hair color, "Look, I am so beautiful, innocent, kind, cute, cold, elegant and charming. Xiao Qingqing should be isolated from the world like this, imprisoned on a high tower by an evil witch, and the world is always falling for me, looking up at my beauty and greedy for my beautiful hair."

"Oh, I really didn't see it." Bible replied coolly.

Jolo surprised "Haven't you seen Rapunzel?" Did this guy have a childhood?Qiao Luo's pitiful eyes gave the Bible a chill.

"This country puts up beautiful lanterns for me every year to commemorate my great birth. You don't even know this?" That's right, she is the legendary little public servant who was praised by people as soon as she was born.

Bible: Hehehe, commemoration, why didn't you say it was a sacrifice.

You're fucking dead in the eyes of others.

Qiao Luo: If you are jealous, just tell me, I will accompany you if you are intriguing.

Qiao Luo hummed a strange tune, dragged his golden long hair with self-cleaning function, and walked to the bedroom. Just like the window, there are equally dazzling and colorful murals, mountains, streams, iron towers in fairy tales ,castle.

She looked over the big and soft princess bed, where a strange sun medal was painted, the golden color of the flame, like a golden flower.That is the national emblem of her country.

I don't know where it was dug out and painted on it.

Qiao Luo dragged down the dress she was wearing, opened the closet, and a dazzling array of clothes were displayed in the field of vision. As a princess on a high tower, her treatment was absolutely the same as that in the palace, or even much better.The snow-blue pupils blinked, she picked out the nun's outfit next to the pirate's outfit, took a drawer full of messy crosses and hung them around her snow-white neck, waved her hand, the Bible flew into her arms, and looked at the mirror in the mirror. The girl with the bible face, Qiao Luo silently praised herself in her heart.

Qiao Luo looked nympho to the mirror: How can I be so beautiful?Ah, magic mirror, who is the most innocent, kind, lovely, charming, elegant, glamorous, fresh and refined girl in the world?

Qiao Luo replied with hands in the shape of Xizi: Oh, my dear girl, of course it is you, Qiao Luo, look at the girl in front of the mirror, how holy and beautiful, even Snow White has to kneel down and beg you in front of you Pity, Solomon's gold is not as good as a speck of yours, your hair is as bright as the sun, your pupils are the color of the sky, oh, I can't help it.

Qiao Luo ended his soliloquy excitedly, and showed off to Sheng Jie: "Look, look, I am indeed the most perfect girl in the world, oh hehehe~"

Biblical Silence: Narcissism is a disease, what should I say?

Sickness can be cured.

#The host has gone to the sea of ​​narcissism and never returns#

#Neuropathy how to treat#

#喜欢一个打手打打打到Spain#

However, no matter what the Bible says in the bottom of his heart, the hundred ways to make Qiao Luo lick and kneel himself can only be YY. As I said a long time ago, the one with the highest force value is the emperor.

Although Qiao Luo lost more than a dozen grades because of the time-traveling force value, otherwise, how could Hannibal's scum before that be defeated?To be tied up by an ugly pervert is simply a shame!As for the bible, a fighting scum with only complete protection functions, there is only the possibility of being abused.

One day it will make the host kneel down and call it the emperor!The Bible is indignant with unrealistic daydreams in Qiao Luo's arms.

Qiao Luo passed his long hair through the window frame and wrapped it tightly around his waist and wristbands to prevent himself from accidentally falling—a tower of more than seven feet, the fall of this delicate body is not a burst of brains shoot.

But for the flexibility of her own hair, Jolo said she has to trust the science.

Looking from above is really picturesque, the wind blows a few strands of hair from the face, the tall spire is covered with brown-red tiles, and the green and lush creeper branches and leaves are entwined, covering a damp wall. A few small white and red flowers grew above, forming a small flowerbed along the window rail.There are a few transparent dewdrops shining brightly on it.

The black figure jumped forward, and the wind howled.The girl quickly got stuck, her long hair fell on the grass like silk and satin, she stretched out her toes tentatively, feeling that her feet were firmly on the ground, and her hair loosened in her hands.

Qiao Luo patted his chest, with a look of shock: "The baby is scared to death." Haha, it's so fun.

Bible: Fuck you, my heart disease is almost gone!

Qiao Luo picked up his thick hair and tied it into a thick braid, and a black cloak covered his head to cover the ends of the hair up to his heels.

There is a secret road leading to the edge of the Seville Forest near the tower, and Ge Duo also shuttles directly from this road to the small woods in the town.

"Manlian Moz Kingdom is the nearest country here. The current emperor is Poko III. It is a small border country in Europe. It covers an area of ​​about The power class, with a population of several thousand, is politically incompetent, and close relatives and ministers are plotting rebellion..."

"Why did you tell me in such detail?" Qiao Luo said that she smelled a conspiracy.

Bible: "The emperor of this country is very fond of new clothes, and they are very valuable." Please refer to a certain fairy tale for yourself.

Qiao Luo tilted his head, with a malicious smile on his face.There was a cloud in her pure blue eyes, and her tone moved slightly, but she was hoarse.

The sun is shining brightly on the ground, the sky is as blue as the sea, and the golden sun shines on the ancient European-style buildings. The brown-red bricks and tiles on the eaves are dripping with water, and the houses on both sides of the bank are surrounded by the sounds of hawkers and riders. A traveler on a white horse.

"Hey, hey, uh—" The boy with beautiful hair like flames glanced at his black-clothed companion who was riding a white horse with him from time to time, and sighed.

"Ai——" Another sigh of sorrow, this is already No. 30 eight times on the road, it is really an auspicious number.

This guy is really annoying.Qiao Luo turned his head and stared at the red-haired boy.

"What exactly do you want to ask?" Qiao Luo looked at the boy with a dark face and was a little irritable. I'm like a scumbag who breaks up when he sleeps." It's hard to see this.

Ambers' expression complained, like constipation, his green pupils widened: "My God! How could you say such vulgar words?" He shook his head, and the gold pendant on his body shook accordingly, shining brightly. The light made Qiao Luo squint his eyes.

"What the hell are you trying to do?"

"Uh... I, I still think we should change the way?" Ambers's voice was a little hesitant, the volume was as low as that of a mosquito, and the four words of guilty conscience were really vivid in him. "This is really not good. If we are found out, we will be finished."

Although Qiao Luo didn't want his accomplice to be so hot at all.

"Young man, don't blame me for not reminding you. You were in a small town, but you said shamelessly that there was nowhere to repay my life-saving grace, and you said that you would go through fire and water without hesitation. Why are you cowardly like a turtle now? Isn't it just to make money?" Why don't you sell you to a kiln, and see your little daughter-in-law marrying the groom, coquettishly." Qiao Luo looked at the young man's small body with disgust, straightened his waist, "Is that right? Make a point, how will you find a wife in the future?"

Ambers: "..." Enough is enough!What does this have to do with him looking for a girl? !God, if time goes back one more time, he would rather be robbed of his wealth, let alone sex, than be rescued by this evil believer in a monk's costume!

To this, God: in a bad mood, there is no money to go back in time.

No matter how unwilling you are, don't even think about going down since you're on the pirate ship.Ambers looked at the receding figure of the girl in front of the street, drew a cross on his chest as if death was at home, and rode up to follow.

"Wait for me--"

The boy's shout sounded from behind, Qiao Luo didn't turn his head, but there was a faint smile on the corner of his mouth.

Jolo: I have already calculated everything.

Bible: My host is a scheming girl.

As reported in the Bible before, this is a country about the size of a village. For the king, it is equivalent to the head of the village. It was grand and exquisite, but it was a few grades smaller. After several inspections, the two who had taken off the imperial list came to the palace.

The king is wearing a golden crown full of gems just like in a fairy tale, a long red cape with white hair dragging on the ground, two curled goatee beards, and a slightly bulging beer belly, which is a bit of a joyful character.Compared to the king, Qiao Luo felt that he was more like a wretched uncle driver.

"What kind of clothes do you make?" The officer next to him spoke in a high-pitched voice, which was similar to that of an eunuch.

"Your Majesty" Qiao Luo leaned over gracefully, with one hand folded on his chest, and a strand of long golden hair fell down. "We come from the east of the world, and the style of clothes may be different from this. May I ask what kind of clothes Your Majesty wants?"

The king didn't think about it: "Nature is the best, the most prosperous and special."

The officer next to him broke out in a cold sweat and looked at the two below.

Ambers didn't know how to answer the conversation, but Qiao Luo looked up at the king calmly and asked slightly loudly: "Your Majesty, during our travels, we once got a blueprint of clothing with great magic power. The clothes are unique, the only clothes in the world, and His Majesty should wear such clothes to be worthy of your status."

"Then I want this dress. If you are satisfied, I will promote you to the rank of lieutenant." The emperor waved his hand indifferently, staring at the ancient golden clock next to him from time to time—it was six o'clock in a quarter of an hour, it was him Time to try on clothes.

"Yes, Your Majesty. About the material..."

"You take whatever you want."

Qiao Luo raised her red lips: "I will never disappoint your expectations."

I will only make you despair.

The fabrics here are definitely good, of course Ambers knew this, he still opened his emerald green eyes slightly when he saw the piles of gold thread and satin that filled the whole room.

"This... How much labor does it take to make such a small country obtain such a large amount of wealth?" The handsome red-haired young man's face was full of astonishment, and his identity can naturally tell how rich the silk and satin here are. Expensive, the soft cloud magic cloth that the three princesses couldn't buy day and night, there are actually a whole dozen here.There are also the splendid gold threads of those clothes, the blue pearls of the mermaids on the west coast, and the silverware with a halo... The economy of this country has all come to this small dressmaking room.

"The economy of this country has collapsed a long time ago." Qiao Luo nonchalantly filled the bag with gold. "Can't you see it? We are one machine." The girl's blue eyes were like clouds in the sky and sea. Ambers wanted to see something from it, maybe because he really didn't care, maybe because he hid it too deeply .After a few seconds, the boy looked away.

But nothing.

The boy pursed his lips and began to carry the gold like Qiao Luo.

Recently, two special dressmakers came to the palace.One of the guards looked around and started chatting as usual.

How to say?The guard's companion showed curiosity.Does it make a difference?

The guards looked mysterious: I was on patrol with the royal soldiers these days, and I happened to pass by the textile mill, and saw the two new weavers weaving.

What's new about this, it's not all tomorrow.The guard's companion leaned against the wall indifferently.There are all kinds of dressmakers here, could it be the devil's dressmakers?The companion laughed.

No, no, no, the soldier retorted.I was so stupid at the time, weaving was nothing new, but there was no cloth on that loom!Not a single thread of gold to be seen, it was empty, but I had seen a sapphire put on it by the hooded tailor and gone.After inquiring, it is said that this cloth can only be seen by wise people, it is soft and gorgeous, unique!

It can't be a wizard, can it?real or fake?Companions are skeptical.He looked hesitant, with a bit of eagerness to try.

real!Shiwei's face was proud, and his tone was showing off: I saw it with my own eyes later, I saw it with my own eyes!There are colorful diamonds that have never been seen on the robe, shining brightly, the white collar is inlaid with golden gemstones like snow, and the feathers are whiter than the soft neck in the swan lake... Oh, God, I I don't even know how to describe its perfection!You really should check it out!You won't find a better dress than this!Shiwei sighed and dragged out his long, weird tone, his bushy beard squirmed slightly.

Words like this quickly ran across the palace, and more and more people said they saw beautiful new clothes until the date came - when the king showed his new clothes.

"No one is more suitable for this dress than you!" Qiao Luo said gorgeous compliments without extravagance. Ambers lowered his head beside him, not daring to raise his head at all, for fear that his expression would leak the truth, just silently And Jolo put on "new clothes" for the king.

"Look at your handsome beard, it looks so majestic with this red-purple color indicating dignity."

"Your gray-blue eyes are called so handsome by this blue gem!"

"Oh, my lord, hurry up and put on this cloak, how perfect!"

The emperor took off all his clothes.He was wearing the clothes that the two carefully put on for him.

The king turned around in front of the mirror, twisted his waist, and admired his heroic appearance.He stared hard at his small eyes to see something, but he could only see that he was only a pair of white underwear hanging on his big beer belly, and his white fat looked ridiculous. Of course, he didn't think so.

"What is the matter?" thought the King. "I see nothing! What absurdity! Am I a fool? Am I not worthy to be emperor? It is the most terrible thing that has ever happened to me."

"Oh, how beautiful it is!" said the King. "I am [-]% satisfied!"

He found the minister next to him, showing off his naked body: "How about my new clothes?"

The minister was startled, and then his eyes widened with intoxication on his face. He held up the non-existent new clothes and said, "God! What a beautiful dress! It's such a precious dress."

"Absolutely unparalleled!"

"Your Majesty, there is no better clothes than this! When the dragon comes, he will be jealous and willing to trade with Manshan treasures!"

Hearing the approval of the officials, the king turned his nose up, and happily announced the first order: "Let these two be my exclusive royal dressmakers! I will knight you!"

"Every day I will hold a big fight!"

The veterans looked at each other, but no one said anything. Qiao Luo blinked, smiled slightly, and bowed lightly with Ambers, "Your Majesty is wise."

The next morning, his subjects stood neatly on both sides of the street, ready to welcome the grand massacre procession.Word had spread throughout the country that only the wise and intelligent elite could see the Emperor's New Clothes, and everyone was determined that he or she must be more righteous than his or her neighbors.

The ministers dragged non-existent clothes behind the emperor, golden-sounding, and the king, who was only wearing a pair of underwear, slipped openly/bird-no, there was still a banner hanging on his little steamed bun.

This fight was going on very lively.The emperor dragged his pale, bloated, and patriarchal body along the street. Everyone was delighted to admire his beautiful new clothes, and the voices of "ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh" , he frowned, and said to Qiao Luo slightly.

Ambers: "This is simply absurd! It's completely exposed, how can there be any clothes! Why do people still admire? Are they blind?"

Qiao Luo smiled "hehe", with a somewhat mysterious and malicious look: "Didn't you see the king's beautiful new clothes?" Her appearance was deliberately exaggerated and dramatic, "Hey, my dear honey, look His lovely nude, isn't this the most special costume? People are so excited to see it! Check it out!"

Ambers turned his head slightly, and listened carefully to the small voices of the crowd.

Passerby A: "Oh oh oh, did you see it? The emperor's naked body! Wahahaha! His hair is coming out!"

Passer-by B: "God! You are so uneducated! How can you say such a thing—you should look at his belly, it is just like the one displayed in the pork shop next door! It is white and fat, with oil paint."

Hooligan C: "What's this!? Look at the ministers behind, I've been paying attention to them for a long time, all of them are looking at the emperor's ass, it's so fun, don't say it, hahaha!! !"

Cannon Fodder Ding: "Keep your voice down, the king is here, hurry up and praise! It's better to do it a few more times, this kind of scene is rare, don't hit people."

That's right, how many times in your life can you see an emperor who runs naked in front of a country's national ministers? ! Value for money! Value for money!

……

"..." Ambers opened his mouth, his eyes were filled with astonishment, and he looked at his companion who was also joining in the fun, as if he wanted to say something, but he couldn't make any sound.

As a well-educated and upright child, Ambers couldn't accept such a shock.

Why?How can a people not care about the reputation of their own country, but find it interesting? This is simply absurd! Ambers looked a little complicated, he stared at Qiao Luo who was laughing at a girl with his back turned, his green pupils were a little dim.

Is it because of her?

At some point, the boy's eyebrows were stained with a little disgust.

……

……

Qiao Luo was still a little bit perplexed. She looked at the space surrounded by guards at some point, and the mighty Ambers sitting on the white horse, her complexion twisted.

Qiao Luo: "Damn it! The little friend who was masturbating together before turned around and turned into a male tea whore who wanted to stab me to death, sonofbitch!" This kind of person who quietly watched the person he trusted gradually turned into a betrayal My little bitch is really indescribably sour.

The Bible: "You deserve it!" Make you feel bad.

"Qiao Luo!", the girl looked back.

Sitting on horseback and wearing a royal medal, Ambers looked down at the girl smiling lightly below, and his voice was still as pleasant as ever, "I am ordered by the Pope to arrest the black witch who deceived the people and deceived the people." Back to trial!"

"Qiao Luo, no, Black Witch, if you are willing to obey, I can intercede with the Pope for you." Ambers's handsome face was unreal under the backlight of the sun, and the righteousness of a magic stick was awe-inspiring in Qiao Luo's eyes show.

Qiao Luo sneered: "Bible, look, it's my profession to pretend to be a magic stick, and I met a colleague!" I really want to tear his mentally retarded brain!

After a pause, Qiao Luo continued to talk, the villain in his heart was heartbroken: "The point is that he actually called me a name like a black witch! I am obviously a little public opinion! Obviously such a pure and beautiful little public opinion!" This group of mentally retarded Blind men! Stupid human beings!

Bible: It doesn't want to explain anything to this kind of old hag who is still narcissistic when she is about to die.

Sure enough, Qiao Luo, who won't die unless he dies, can't help but talk again

"Fuck you, you're pretty high yourself—"

"Kacha Kacha" all the knights around looked strange.

With a whistling sound like the wind, Qiao Luo fell to the ground all of a sudden, with a silver scabbard stuck in his chest.

Congratulations, the girl who has traveled for less than a month is going to the happy dog ​​belt again today, applaud.

The knights were stunned, the Bible was stunned, Qiao Luo—oh, she lowered her head, looked at the knife on her chest, the blood began to flow, the black cloth was stained dark, and a rusty smell spread.

Ambers looked at the hilt of the sword that was taken away by him in surprise, his beautiful eyes were a little dazed.

"Yes, I'm sorry-" Ambers' handsome face suddenly became a little confused, but when he saw the puzzled expression of the people around him, he immediately changed back to his original appearance. He stepped forward and drew out his weapon that was shining under the light, Qiao Luo Squinting his eyes, his fingers trembled slightly.

Qiao Luo stared straight at him, seeming to understand something, and made a strange smile, but the words he spit out made people shudder: "Is this the first time to kill someone?"

"My sister told you, you can't kill this one by killing someone. Although he is dead, it is not this one who killed him with one move." Qianqian's finger was stained with blood from before, and it gently moved down between the boy's eyebrows, his pale face A pair of sky-like pupils are astonishingly bright, but at the same time make people tremble.

His fingers had already reached his eyes, but they stopped there. Ambers didn't move. He wanted to raise the sword in his hand or push the girl away, but those eyes shone brightly like predators. It's all under his control, and he seems to be playing with it with great interest, and the next second - he will become a meal for his stomach.He dared not move.

Kill her! Must kill her! Ambers shouted frantically in his heart.

This is the devil!!

She/he/it/ is a demon from the abyss!!!!

In the next second, Qiao Luo was pierced through the heart by a knight soldier, and this time he really died

Qiao Luo: Damn, do you dare to do it again? !

Ambers' complexion was pale, and the cold sweat had already drained his clothes.

He tried his best to get on the horse's back, and his hoarse voice was no longer clear before: "Go back."

Under the sunlight, the golden pendant of the red-haired and green-eyed boy shone brightly.

That is the cross of the Church.

The author has something to say:

Fortunately, it was published on Saturday, and the time has not passed.

$Suddenly I feel that all the teachers in our class are cute (haha, am I crazy?)

I've been reading Ning Hangyi's book recently, and Zheng Yuanjie's Pipilu and Lu Xixi, the childlike innocence is still there.

I took out my pocket today and found that I am really a capitalized "poor ratio"

I feel that buying a house and taking a wife will be a problem in the future (with a deep face)

I don't know why, but this chapter is locked, and I can't open it. It's a scam. When I play two more worlds, it should be the Weiman world.

I have only watched Iron Man 1 until now, and I silently dropped my pen.

pectoralis...