The world wants to kill the host

Qiao Luo opened his eyes and looked around suspiciously. There were typical Japanese-style houses on the road next to him.The street is very quiet, and it seems to be the peak working hours, so there are basically no people, only the rustling of leaves being blown by the wind.

The bible that fell on the ground was suspended, and she moved her hand, but was stunned the moment she saw her fingers.

excuse me?This big old man's fingers are mine? !

Qiao Luo was stiff, she stretched out her hand tremblingly to caress her lower body like a pervert.

A fat stuff was hanging in the crotch, like a lump of fat.

Qiao Luo was going crazy, and she didn't care if anyone was passing by, so she directly tore off her crotch, and saw a mosaic of harmonious objects without any surprise.

"Hahahaha!!!!!!" Qiao Luo was furious.

shit!

I'll go to your uncle!

What the fuck is going on!

How did labor and capital change from a positive and sunny girl to a rough man!!

Where's my boobs?Where is my long black hair?Did they feed the dogs?And what's the matter with this strange smell of alcohol all over the body? At first, Qiao Luo didn't feel anything, but when he took a closer look, his whole body smelled like a drunkard's trash can, which is nothing more than a sloppy king! It's unbearable!

what afuck? ! Qiao Luo raised his middle finger to the sky.

Just when the Bible thought that this snake spirit was crazy and wanted to destroy the world and kill people with a disagreement, Qiao Luo slowly showed a calm smile, but it made the Bible feel cautious.

"Hmm, darling, where can I buy knives?" Qiao Luo gently picked up the Bible.

The Bible asked, "What do you want a knife for?" Looking at Qiao Luo's gentle smile, a bad premonition welled up in his heart.

"Of course I chopped off this disgusting piece of fat, you can't even see it~" Qiao Luo's tone was particularly turbulent, but there was a hint of gnashing of teeth in it.

Biblical horror face: "You're going to eunuch yourself?!"

"Oh ho ho ho~ you are so funny~" Qiao Luo covered his lips seductively, but in the eyes of the Bible, a 1.7-meter-[-]-foot-old man making such movements and laughter is undoubtedly either a pervert or a sissy lunatic.

"The prostitute is an out-and-out cute girl, how could such a disgusting thing appear on me? Can't you see the truth, kindness and beauty in my heart?" Qiao Luo winked.

Bible: There are perverts here in Ma Ma! (Dish)

Mr. Bible has never hated his powerful all-round dialysis scanning system with no dead ends so much, which makes Qiao Luo see every smile and girly movement clearly.

It hurts my eyes!

Biblical Painful Face: "How Do You Solve Your Physical Needs?"

A word pokes the heart.

"..." Qiao Luo was silent

"Does it hurt to go to the bathroom?"

The Bible has a deep face: "What do you think?" Ha ha.

Damn retarded!

A gust of wind blew by, Qiao Luo blinked, "Actually, I was just joking just now dear, don't be so serious!"

Covering your face in the Bible means that you, a 1.7-meter-eight man, are too cute to be cute.

Not cute at all.

Qiao Luo picked up the Bible with a strong smile, and said in a gentle and polite voice, "Cute, tell me where is the nearest jewelry store?"

Bible:? ? ?

Jolo: You'll find out soon.

After the man who smelled of alcohol spent all his money and walked out of the shop with the clerk's disdain for his alcoholic husband and mistress, Qiao Luo returned to "home" according to the systematic direction.

The road here is very quiet, and there are almost no people in sight. The sparrows on the branches pecked their feathers lightly, making a slight sound.

The man came to an unpopular doorway, looked at the Japanese written on the wall, opened the door without hesitation and walked in.

There are two short characters on the house number: Zuobo

The room was very clean and tidy, and it could be seen that the hostess cleaned it carefully and cautiously, but only lacked some bright colors, and it looked like a temporary hotel with few people.

The sound of running water in the kitchen stopped, and a gentle and somewhat weak female voice came over.

"Gangxiong? Are you back?"

Jolo was silent for a moment.

"This name is so ugly." Qiao Luo complained silently to the Bible, "A man as flashy and cool as me actually has such a vulgar name, as expected... Sigh." Qiao Luo sighed heavily.

The Bible didn’t understand why this guy was fuming: “So what?”

Qiao Luo complained helplessly: "Sure enough, perfect people are always tested unfairly by heaven."

Bible: Fuck your sister! It's really getting more and more narcissistic.

Qiao Luo looked up and smiled at the woman in white who had come from the kitchen with a gentle expression.

It was a gentle-looking person with little visible cowardice. His black hair almost reached his waist, and he looked enviable, but the slightly melancholy and dull eyes on his pale and delicate cheeks were not very pleasing overall.

There are still many scars on her hands, Qiao Luo looks away, she knows that the original owner of this body did it, a drunk.

"I'm back." Qiao Luo replied calmly, but it made the woman change her face.

The woman forced a smile, and put the slippers at her feet, "Well, my dinner is ready, and I have your favorite salmon, I'll call Xiongjun."

"Okay." Jolo replied.

On the seat of the table where she came naturally, there were a few simple home-cooked dishes on it, and Qiao Luo took a bite.

Really nothing special.

Qiao Luo put down his chopsticks.

The woman brought a little boy down from the pavilion. His face was also pale, and his big black eyes looked exactly like the woman's.

The only difference is that there is still a little brilliance and a fear of the gang bear.

"Junxiong, it's time to eat." The woman smiled faintly, and the smile towards the child was finally a little angry.

Qiao Luo, who was eating this meal, wanted to throw the table.

It felt like I was at the same table as a dead person, it was so quiet that even the sound of adding food was cautious, and the sound of breathing was as if there was nothing.

Dead silence.

"I brought you a gift." Qiao Luo decided to take the initiative. She took out a red gift box from her bag with a gentle expression.

The woman's eyes widened slightly, and she nervously took the box from the man's hand.Since her marriage, her husband has become more and more rough and drunk, almost never buying her any decorative items,

She was a little unbelievable.

"Open it and have a look." Qiao Luo lowered his voice slightly, waking up the woman who was still a bit dazed with a hoarse voice.

A pair of pale, bloodless hands gently opened the lid. In fact, it was just a light blue silver pendant for ordinary people, shining condensed light under the light.But it was enough for her to make her happy for a long time.

"Thank you, Gangxiong, I like it very much." The soft voice contained joy that couldn't be concealed, although it still looked bloodless, it still covered the face of Qiao Luo's fake uncle.

Qiao Luo smiled slightly, but his ordinary face showed a bit of gentleness and elegance.She picked up the pendant and wrapped the woman's long hair and tied it gently.There is a gentle and warm light in the eyes, as if the whole world only sees you, and the heart of this tortured and lonely woman can't help but speed up for a moment.

Gangxiong is actually very gentle.A faint blush appeared on her fair cheeks, and the woman lowered her head.

Qiao Luo: Ahhh~ cute girl paper~ cute girl paper~ come to my bowl! Oh ho ho ho ho~

Bible: The host's built-in flirting skills are already full of explanations.

The atmosphere suddenly warmed up, and Qiao Luo said that he was satisfied with looking at the shy face of the younger sister.You can also sleep with your cute sister paper (><)

Sister paper is the most comfortable to hold~

In the bedroom, Qiao Luo watched the woman take off her clothes with pink bubbles.

coat, uh~

Top~

shoes~

Little Nene!!? ?

Um!!!? ?

Looking at the younger sister Qiao Luomeng who leaned over shyly.The room was pitch black, a not very warm but gentle body approached and gently unbuttoned the man's shirt.

Qiao Luo covered his chest muscles in horror, "What are you going to do?"

"Eh?" The woman who was resisted by Qiao Luo was a little confused, but she was still a little shy. "Gangxiong, haven't you been saying that you want a child? Don't you use it today?"

Jolo: Damn it!

The Bible that has seen it all: Fuck!

The malice of the universe: Keke~

Don't use it today?Don't use it today?Don't use it today?Don't use it today?Don't use it today?of it??

These words hit Qiao's fragile heart like a huge thunder, and the sky collapsed, the earth was torn apart, mountains torrents and mudslides, Qiao Luo felt that he heard the broken voice of his poor heart.

My chastity is saying Goodbye to myself~

She lowered her head viciously and stared at the root of the crime between her legs.

Ma Dan! One day I will kill you!

Qiao Luo listened to the strange smile of the Bible "Ko Ke Ke" in his mind, and raised his head to face the puzzled woman in front of him with grief and indignation.

"actually……"

"I...I..." Qiao Luo turned his head and gritted his silver teeth, "I won't lift!!!"

Woman: What the hell? !

Bible: You make it up, keep making it up.

Qiao Luo shook his head and said deeply: "I went to ask the doctor today, and he said that it is a psychological problem. I have a strong sense of inferiority to my masculinity, and I think it is a shame, which leads to psychological shadow and is not uplifting. , and there are also reasons for excessive drinking and fatigue, leading to the current situation..."

"Wife!!!! I'm sorry for you!" Qiao Luo's tone was deeply regretful, just like the death of his own father.

"I will treat you well in the future!"

As Qiao Luo was talking, he thought of himself being kidnapped by the snake spirit disease every day, worrying about nothing, being drowsy in class, unable to find girls and friends, and dying with a Bible, and now finally having a girl Paper hug! TMD still needs to solve physiological problems!

With sadness and tears, Qiao Luo's eyes were moist.Ma Dan, if you don't have a few billion yuan, you won't have it. My baby grows up and is brought up by the dog, and the god of death is fed to the dog. The young girl has become an old driver.

Her life is simply worthless!

What about the winner in life? !

Qiao Luo accused Wang Tian.

"Gangxiong... will be fine." The woman couldn't bear to comfort her, "Also, what does 'wife' mean? My name is Kayako."

Qiao Luo's distraught is really distraught, woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooh, yell, it's a curse...

Jolo: Why?God why do you treat your devout believers like this? !

Bible: Because of your disrespect to me.

Qiao Luo was sad and accused: How could you do this?I'm in such a miserable situation, shouldn't you hug me and say that the little angel is okay?

Bible: ltserveryouright.

Jolo. I don't think you are kindness thing.

With a sad mood, Qiao Luo turned around, gently draped the clothes on Kayako's body, and said in a low voice, "Okay, don't mention this, put the clothes on the bed, don't freeze."

That night, the two of them could not sleep all night.

Jiaye thought that her husband had such a problem, which was the reason why he was so kind to her.

Qiao Luo was a little excited when he thought that the person sharing the bed with him was actually the world-famous female ghost, Kayako.

Pulling the Bible in my mind to ask it to post likes on Weibo.

The next morning, the two had breakfast with Xiongjun with big dark circles under their eyes. When Jiaye sent Xiongjun to school, Qiao Luo, as a man who kept his promise, sent a smile and a good morning kiss.

Successfully obtained a smile bonus from Kayako and Xiao Xiongjun's small eyes.

The door was gently closed, and Qiao Luo began to have great interest in this house.

"Uh-huh-huh~" Qiao Luo pushed open the closet with wide strides, humming an unknown strange music, the empty and dark house looked a little weird at this moment.

"Where are my dear children? Happy birthday, happybrithday~ Let's play hide and seek~" The wooden boards in the attic made a sound of "squeak-creep-" following Qiao Luo's movements, slowly echoing.

"Oh, oh, found it? Found it~"

Qiao Luo squatted down and smiled slightly at the foot of a wall. The ordinary brown pupils reflected a strange color, and the wooden wall was suddenly knocked open.

In the attic, a bright light flickered all of a sudden.

This is a very large wall with mirrors on it.

A black mirror.The yellow blood talisman swayed on it, as if it would fall to the ground as soon as a gust of wind blew by.

Qiao Luo looked at it, and there was something moving in the mirror.

Groups of things that looked like Li Jiajia's grievances, black lines flowing, flowing like ink drops in a pool of water.

First-class and larger black floated in.

"boom!!!!"

Qiao Luo squinted his eyes, watching a ferocious resentful soul crashing into the mirror, his pale complexion twisted and floating, his hair seemed to want to wrap around Qiao Luo, and he was screaming and screaming, but there was no sound. Like a silent mime.

Qiao Luo looked at the dangling rune, and smiled maliciously at the ghost who wanted to scare her. She took out the adhesive tape in the drawer and stuck the transparent glue on it one by one.

〔No! ! ! ! 〕Ghosts began to swarm over, hitting the mirror strongly, and the sound of thumping upstairs gradually faded away.

The transparent glue almost covered the mirror surface, and the hard-working talisman was re-attached honestly.

Qiao Luo picked up a black marker and drew a big smiling face on it.

Uh huh, sneering face.

"How to deal with you?" Qiao Luobi thought seriously while stroking Zaza's beard with his chin.

[Don't hand it over to the Onmyoji! ! ! 〕

[Give it to the onmyoji and we will be out of our wits! 〕

[This damned mirror! 〕

"Not to the Onmyoji?" Qiao Luo looked at the ghost in the mirror and screamed and resented.

"Then how about I hand you over to the Japanese state?"

"Scientists? Or atheists? The FedEx of the world?" Qiao Luo opened his mouth and smiled brilliantly.

"It's fun to be slapped in the face now!" Qiao Luo thought with interest.

The Bible: "It was agreed that the well waters of the two worlds will not interfere with the river waters?"

Jolo: "Eat by a dog."

Qiao Luo is excited, will the scientists announce the ghosts to the public?Will Onmyoji come out of the mountain and lie down in this muddy water?Do youkai exist in Japan?

Or will he be killed and become a ghost?

Qiao Luo didn't know, she was just being funny.

---------------v-----------------------------------

a few months later.

The Japanese Prime Minister's face turned purple when he heard the voice on the phone.

"What did you say?! What about other countries?!"

"I'm very sorry, the US, the UK, China, Germany, Russia...they all got the life form and have started doing research, and for them we should be the last country to get the species."

The Japanese Prime Minister's nose is raised high, and they still have a hole card.

"Don't forget that we also have a dedicated onmyoji!"

"But now Taoist priests, exorcists, and wizards from all over the world are full, and our onmyojis are a bunch of mobs, and no one has verified whether it is true..."

"It's over..." The Prime Minister sat down on the ground with dull eyes, his fat body trembling, and his position could not be kept.

"How about training a team of ghosts, they are invulnerable and the most perfect weapon." Someone suggested.

"Won't other countries think of it?"

"There are ghosts, so what about those big monsters in our legend?"

The prime minister froze, and waved his chubby fingers: "Quick! Call those onmyojis and let them find a way to summon the monsters!"

The onmyojis are miserable, how can monsters come and go?It has been hundreds of years that no generation of families can summon any monsters, and they all ran to the mountains to live in seclusion. What should I do?

Every country is fiercely competing, and the people are eager to try.

Ghost, can we also try to live forever like this?

My child is terminally ill, so can I still see my child?

Darling, let's kill ourselves so no one stands in our way.

Speculation abounds and the country is thrown into turmoil after mass suicides.

Of course, some people are puzzled by this. Life is so beautiful, what good is there to be a ghost?

We don't understand their values.Someone answered like this.

The gate of the school.

"Xiong Jun, is the teacher's lecture today okay?" The man asked while hugging a cute little boy, and the long-haired woman in white smiled softly.

"I got [-] points in the exam." Xiong Jun held the paper, his small face was tense, but there was still a show off in his eyes that couldn't be concealed.

"Wow~" Qiao Luo hugged the boy with a smile, "Dad will take you to eat a whole roast chicken!"

"Obviously it's just you wanting to eat." Xiong Jun retorted.

"Oh hehe, let's go~" Qiao Luo smiled, and Kayako looked at the two of them with a silent smile, and a gardenia flower with a yellow heart bloomed in the white skirt in the breeze.

"Xiao Lin, what are you looking at?" A woman holding a child looked at her husband suspiciously.

"No, it's nothing, I just hope that our children can be like their children, well, let's go." Kobayashi Shunsuke shook his head slightly.

The two back to back finally walked farther and farther away, the breeze blew by, the sycamore tree beside the road leaned low, the leaves rustled, and the ground was scattered with blush.

The author has something to say:

Alas, the next chapter is about the world of fairy tales.

It's hard to think~

The author usually updates the article on Saturdays, so you may have to wait longer.

Waiting for the few and indefinite winter vacation to come, my daily watch is there.

ah ah~