God said, be a Mary Sue

Give Tianzang.

Tianzang: "Yeah? This... this, this." Isn't it a picture of two boys kissing?In the photo, the blond boy touched the brunette boy's lips with joy...

"Master Six asked you to take this kind of photo!" Tianzang was shocked.

"That's right," Sai nodded, "Mom doesn't know why she is so interested in the love between men and men, and he even asked me to marry you home,"

What?Tianzang was in a hurry to jump off the tree and think about it. "Hey! Are you okay?" Sai held him but fell to the ground with him...

Oh shit!Tianzang really wanted to swear, but unfortunately he couldn't...why?Because his mouth was covered by another man's lips, bastard!Tenzo glared at the innocent Sai.Sai was stunned for three seconds, then got up immediately.

"I'm sorry." The innocent Sai said, "Now that we've captured it, let's go." Before he could finish speaking, Tianzang left only a back view...

That's why he didn't hear Sai's phrase "It feels good to be surprised..."

So it's a tragedy...

The world is so beautiful.

I was walking on a certain street in Konoha and found myself lost.

Forget it, anyway, I’m staying at the hotel set up by Konoha to accommodate ninjas from other villages who are taking the Chunin exam. If you get lost, just ask.

I calmly looked at the forehead protector in my hand, and then put it on my forehead. After all, the setting of Ninja is really suitable for me.

By the way, where did you go?Could it be that Hinata Neji really discovered it?I thought wickedly, don't be held accountable by others...

hehe.Sure enough, let's check the information of Su Meizhi ^^

So I went...and then I realized what a failure I was with this Mary Sue...

For Sister Uchiha Ice Moon, it is definitely not a problem to get the support of all the students as soon as she enters the ninja school!There is no pressure to know Naruto as a brother and brother when he was young!It is only a matter of course that she is called Konoha's Princess God Horse!

So for so many years, I didn't even gain the trust of Oshemaru-sama, did I live in vain?

I'm worried... Fortunately, what comforts me is that Jie Meizhi is weak and sickly, basically showing a trend of a small illness every seven days and a serious illness every month.

After walking out of the reference room and bidding farewell to the No. 11 passers-by who praised Miss Bingyue for her gentleness, politeness, and extraordinary talent, and who were worried about Miss Bingyue's illness, I continued to worry... Forget it, it's not fake and really.Mary Soobi... By the way, let's go back to the hotel and wait for the pharmacist to take the bag. There is still a month before the Chunin exam... Walking on the path of Konoha hungry...

By the way... I seem to have forgotten something... Forgot what?

Oh~ I forgot to seduce, ah bah!Your sister's seduction!It's for profit to let Uchiha Sasuke not make trouble when I send Marysu on the road!

But it's a bit too early now, Master Orochimaru hasn't carried out the first step of abducting Sasuke yet.

So I sat sadly under the eaves I don't know where.

Damn it, it's raining at this time.

Damn it, I just forgot how to get to the hotel now.

Damn, for Mao, there is no one around for me to ask for directions, so I don't even know someone has come.

Damn why is this scene so damn familiar.

I thought of bad things.

It is said that the more you are afraid of something happening, the more it will happen... What kind of law is this?

I find myself becoming more and more sentimental lately.

Is my adolescence finally remembering me after being four years late...

your sister……

"Can't you find your way?" A deep voice sounded beside you.My ass is tight, Mom, Mom... Damn it!

I love Luo Jun Hello, I love Luo Jun Goodbye, I love Luo Jun, what a coincidence hahaha...

This is my mental activity after silently looking up and seeing that person's face clearly.

"Ah, yes, I really can't find my way, kid, do you know where Konoha Diplomatic Station is? Hahahaha..." I smiled dryly and was ready to run away at any time.

Even though I met this kid once... it doesn't mean that my life is not in danger!I can't reason with a Zhengtai who proves his existence by killing! ! !

Gaara opened one, ah no, a pair of eyes with thick dark circles looking at me.The coolness came from behind me.

"You are strong"

No!

"So let me kill you..."

Before Gaara finished speaking, the woman sitting under the eaves ran away at an unmatched speed.

Your sister, I will be there and let you beat me! ! !While I was running in the rain, ten thousand grass-and-mud horses whizzed by in my heart... Why was Zhengtai, who was so cute when I was a child, so cruel!

Chapter five

So I decided to use the excellent spirit of the predecessors of the Red Army to brave the rain and advance towards the future of New China, young people of the new era!

I slowed down after making sure Gara wasn't following.

It doesn't feel good to walk in the rain...

Especially when you don't know the way.As I walked, I looked down at my shoes stepping into the mud, splashing waves of water.

...So where is this place? ! !

But I didn't doubt it for too long, and when I turned my head, I fanned the family crest.

Ah, Uchiha Mansion.I stopped and looked at the decaying mansion quietly for a while.The wind blew through the dilapidated house, making a sharp whistling sound.I put my hands together, uncles and aunts, bless me to find the way quickly.I will pray for you in my heart.

"Di-di-di-" The phone in my pocket rang, and I took it out in surprise.After pressing the receive button, Saii's calm face appeared. "Mom, have you reached Konoha yet?" he asked.I said weakly: "Here we are... I lost my way to the Uchiha mansion." Sai nodded, expressing his understanding: "Then I will send you a map."

I was moved: "Sai, you really are my mother's caring little padded jacket..."

"Mom, I'm not young anymore, don't be so disgusting." Sai frowned, "I'll send you the map right away."

55555 Sai actually said that I was disgusting, I retreated into the corner and planted mushrooms——

"By the way, Sai, how is the progress between you and Tianzang!" Under the influence of love, I revived with full blood on the spot, and my eyes were brightly concerned about my son's marriage.

Sai tilted his head, seeming troubled: "Recently Tianzang ignored me, just kissed him." With an innocent face.

Me: ...Sai, you are savvy, come on.

"It's nothing," I pulled out a gentle smile, "Maybe Tianzang is just shy, Sai, keep working hard."

"Yes, Mom, I will definitely work hard." Encouraged, Sai nodded confidently.

"Ah, the map is here, you should hang up, Saii." After Saii hung up (what did you hang up! It was the phone call).I zoomed out on the map to see where I was.

I finally found the Konoha Diplomatic Station. After looking for a room for a long time, I finally took a rest.

Damn it... the day after tomorrow's written test, it really is cheating... By the way, Yao Shidou is really dead?Forget it, never mind.Early death and early birth.

But Pharmacist Dou obviously didn't do what I wanted, I watched Dou's figure quickly walk into the diplomatic station by the window, and sighed.Alas, the scourge will last for thousands of years...

By the way, did the dead fox go to survey the terrain to collect information?I don't care about the mental work.

The next day, I didn't get up until nine o'clock.So I missed breakfast, after silently cursing the Konoha Diplomatic Station that only served breakfast before eight o'clock.I was going to go shopping on the street, and then I found a big problem.

There are too many delicious foods in Konoha, I can't finish them~ Twisting.

What, pharmacist pocket?Where did he go? It doesn't matter to me~ As long as he doesn't die, he doesn't care about my business.

Then I wandered around Konoha for a long time, what?Why only for half a day?

You can visit Konoha for a whole day!Whether you can or not, I can't.My leg will break!It is impossible for me to go shopping with the instant body!

So after I packed all the delicacies I could find at the speed of light, in order to enrich my spiritual world, I bought the upper and lower parts of the hardcover version <Intimate Paradise>.In order to admire this masterpiece that has made countless ninjas bow down.

Of course, for this book, I endured the eyes of the bookstore owner for nearly 10 minutes full of "people's hearts are not old".

Well, there's something a little out of the ordinary about a girl buying Makeout Heaven.

I spent an afternoon reading this masterpiece in my room, and finished the snacks I bought by the way.The feeling is...it's delicious...ah bah, it's...this book...what's wrong with it?It's just a little more sex scenes~

Well, let us pay a silent tribute to the integrity of the rotten girl who has flown to the end of the universe.

In this way, the day passed.I still haven't seen the bag, alas~ competent child.

Someone incompetent thought.

Soon, it was the day of the written test.

The next day, under the call of Duke Zhou, I... overslept.

"Dingling...jingling."

"Your sister's."

"Slap."

This is what causes oversleeping.Do you understand?

This is a tragedy to come.

But it didn't happen in the end.

"Why is the sun so strong..." I opened my dead fish eyes. "Did that idiot Liu Dao appear?" I sat quietly for a while, then turned my head. "Ah. It's already 08:30."

I got up pretty early today.

It seems that I went to bed quite early yesterday.

Wait, why do I have to go to bed early?

why... what... what...

"Ahhhhhh Chunin Exam!!" There was a shrill cry from the Konoha Diplomatic Station. "There are 10 minutes left!"

I made the fastest decision in my life, and immediately went to the examination room!

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