God said, be a Mary Sue

yes...

But the problem is that the private house I dug up is Hinata's house!What I dug up was the bathroom of Hinata's house!Neiji Hinata is taking a shower!

……

hey why don't you talk

pocket:……

Neji: ...

After being stiff for a moment, Douzai immediately said: "Ah, I'm really sorry to offend you, we will leave immediately." Then he quickly shrank into the tunnel and escaped...

Neiji Hinata: "... Come here!!!"

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"Hey, have you heard that two thieves sneaked into Hyuga's house last night, and even broke into the bathroom of the branch master."

The two frenzied thieves on the side ate a bowl of tearful cow noodles, ah no, it was Yile's signature beef ramen.

"Liu Sang, I'm full, let's go shopping first, eat slowly." Dou pushed away half of the remaining beef noodles, leaving behind a faint figure... "Be careful not to be recognized by Master Hinata, Dou Sir." I reminded kindly.Dou's back stiffened for a moment, and he continued walking.

The world is such a good place, I finally found the pairing of the bag.

I sigh and look up to the sky

"Naruto... If you continue to eat like this, the teacher will lose this month's living expenses." A lazy voice sounded from behind.

I subconsciously turned around to pay my respects to this legendary immortal Xiaoqiang.

"Wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooow."

"If this goes on like this, I'm sure no one will buy you ramen again." The bad jinn took the little porn book he regarded as a treasure, and spared no effort to hit Naruto.

"Absolutely impossible!" Naruto swallowed the ramen with great difficulty, and grabbed the person closest to him.

"Big sister! Would you like to treat me to ramen!" Naruto asked angrily.

Eh?Naruto-kun, are you so hungry that you just ask someone to ask for ramen? "Oh, okay." I nodded... Wait, why did I nod!

Forget it, anyway, I have a lot of money, so please eat ramen should be no!ask!question!of!Bar!

"Hahahaha, Kakashi-sensei, do you see that I am willing to buy ramen even if I pull anyone at random!" Naruto proudly looked at Kakashi who was showing one eye behind a childhood porn book.Then he waved his hand broadly, "Ten more bowls of miso ramen, hurry up!"

"Okay!" The old man behind the scenes replied.

"Girl, it's too late to repent now, this guy has a big appetite." The bad boss said lazily.

Me: ...my money...

"Mr. Kakashi, what are you talking about!" Naruto put his hands on his hips, then suddenly turned his head and smiled at me. "Thank you, big sister who invited me to eat ramen."

"Oh..." I calmly buried my head in the ramen bowl...

Damn, what a shining smile... You have someone who will succeed you, Naoki-kun.

My wallet... Forget it, it's also important to have a good relationship with the protagonist... Well, this is just an excuse for self-comfort...

There are really very few ramen in Japan, and there are only a few ramen in a bowl.I really miss that bowl full of beef ramen.

I finished the ramen in a few mouthfuls and sat like this.

Ah... what should I do ~ wait for the pharmacist to come back... So I ordered another bowl of ramen.But now I have no appetite...

So I sat like this.Stare at Ramen.

Ah... this world is so beautiful~

indivual!fart!

Where did that guy in Yao Shidou go?Does it take that long to go shopping?Have you been discovered by Ningji Hinata?So got caught for hooliganism?try to find!die!ah!Behind me, black air of unknown meaning slowly rises...

"Big sister who invited me to eat ramen, do you still want to eat ramen tonight?"

A cat appeared in front of me... oh no, it was a fox with cat whiskers.I looked at him gloomily, and Naruto's smile remained unchanged: "If you don't eat, please give me some food." I continued to look at him gloomyly.

"Hey! What are you going to do to Brother Naruto!" A voice full of vitality.

Ah, from this title, I guess he is the number one younger brother under Naruto's account, Dang Dang Dang Dang Dang Dang Dang Dang Dang Dang!Konoha Maru is also!I turned my head gloomyly: "Who are you, little brat." There was a shadow on my face...

Konoha Maru was obviously frightened, and took a step back, but he still held his chest up and said, "I am Naruto's younger brother! Konoha Maru!" He raised his head and looked straight at me. "Oh," I nodded, and signaled with my eyes, "Konoha Maru, your trouser chain fell off."

……

"Ah! I'm sorry!" Konoha Maru immediately blushed, hid behind the counter of Ichiraku Ramen, and began to fiddle with his pants. "Hahaha! Konohamaru, you are ashamed!" Naruto laughed unabashedly.

Konoha Maru pulled up the chain of his trousers and jumped out immediately. "Brother Naruto! Don't laugh!" he said anxiously.Then, as if for revenge, he took Naruto's ramen and ate it.

No, that's my ramen.

I looked at Naruto seriously.

Naruto rubbed the back of his head embarrassingly: "This... the big sister who invited me to eat ramen, don't worry about it... Don't you also eat ramen..."

I didn't say I wouldn't eat it!

I gestured my middle finger silently, then took out my wallet and prepared to leave.What?Pharmacist bag?Even if I can't find him, I don't want to stay here any longer!

I paid for 23 bowls of ramen and got out of my seat ready to leave this accident zone immediately.

As soon as I left my seat and took a few steps, I heard someone calling me from behind: "Big sister! Your forehead guard fell off."

forehead?do i have this

Let me explain here, although I like forehead protection very much, since I am not a ninja, the village I made up is not even a ninja village, it is a gathering place for civilians, so of course I don't have forehead protection.Oshemaru-sama gave me a forehead protector, but... I don't feel comfortable wearing it, so I only wear it on my forehead when I go out on missions, and I don't wear it at other times.

The mission this time is a bit special, so there is no forehead protection with Otonin.

By the way, there is this thing.But it’s from Kusanagi Village, do you have a mission... You must have an identity, and it’s impossible to go directly "Yoxi, hello, we are the ninjas of Otonin Village who are here to go on missions, Master Orochimaru will destroy you soon Please take care of my village...Your sister. So my identity is a ninja of Kusanagi village.

To be honest, I think I can't even pass the first written test...

"Ah?" I turned my head and saw the forehead guard that fell on the ground. "Thanks." I picked up the forehead guard and stuffed it into my trouser pocket.He nodded his thanks to Naruto.

"Big sister, don't you wear your forehead protector?" Naruto asked with a smile. "Ah, I just arrived, I haven't arrived yet." I made a nonsense reason.Then left quickly.

【Bullshit Memories】

Tianzang arrived in Anbu, he was very calm.Although Otonin Village already has Sai as Anbu's spy, it is still necessary to install a few more.

He remembered Master Six's earnest instruction to him holding his hand: "Tianzang... You must take care of Saii more when you go to Anbu this time, this child doesn't know how to take care of himself at all, remember to let him Eat on time blablablabla..."

So is eating on time so important?So he's actually here just to be a babysitter?Lord Tianzang is worried.

Originally, when he arrived in Anbe, he knew that even if he was in Anbe, he would have very little chance to meet Sai, and Sai would not look for him in the future, so he gradually forgot about Master Six's instructions.

until one day...

Sai held the mobile phone [Yan Xiaoliu's mother Sang provided it for the convenience of contact] and said: "Mom, I have successfully applied to that old blind man in Danzang."

Yan Xiaoliu in the video was silent for a while: "This... Sai, what about the old blind man's nickname... Just talk about it in secret, don't say it in front of others, ah."

"Yes, Mom." Sai nodded seriously.

"Who is your sister's mother!" Yan Xiaoliu said, "I don't have a son as old as you!"

"Yes, Mom." Sai nodded.

Yan Xiaoliu: "...Forget it, how did that old blind man agree to your application?"

"I told the old blind man that I thought Tianzang was suspicious and needed a closer look, so he agreed." "Really." Yan Xiaoliu nodded, "You still have to be careful, don't let Danzang find out that you have feelings " "Yes!" Sai replied loudly.

"That's right, son." Yan Xiaoliu suddenly lowered his voice, "Remember, we must marry Tianzang back home..."

"Yes!"

"I'm back!" Tianzang said loudly when the door of Anbu's dormitory was pushed open, and then turned on the light.

"Welcome back." Sai replied immediately.

……

……

"Why are you here!" Tianzang was startled.

"Mom said that since we know each other, we should help each other. I checked the book, and it is indeed the case." Saii stared at Tianzang with dark eyes.

"Who is your mother!" Yan Xiaoliu's voice came from nowhere. "Master Six is ​​here?" Tianzang was startled. "No." Sai handed the mobile phone to Tianzang, "This machine allows people to talk freely from thousands of miles away."

"amazing……"

So Tianzang and Sai shared a dormitory.

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outside ninja school

"Why did Master Six ask us to take pictures at the ninja school?" Tianzang hid in a tree, "What are you taking?" He frowned.

There was a burst of cheers from the opposite classroom, and then a commotion.

"It's captured!" Sai's tone rose slightly. "Look." He took the phone