God said, be a Mary Sue

people.

The theme is how a mediocre middle-aged man turned into a beautiful teenager with red lips, white teeth, and black, long and straight.

The family education of beating the enemy Hakka is really good.

Although the horns don't seem to appreciate it at all.

After he knocked out the others, he started fighting with Il fans.

My language is so bland.

But you said, aren't they fighting?

Why has it become like this?

"After you came here for no reason, it caused us mental damage plus labor loss plus labor consumption BLABLABLA."

This is a fan of Il.

"You sent so many people to assassinate us when you didn't understand the situation, it caused me and my granddaughter (who is your granddaughter!) The mental damage and the physical exertion cost me so much energy and blablablabla .”

This is Jiaodu.

"blablablabla."

"BLAB LA BLA BLA."

……

……

"There is no law in the world that stipulates this fee!"

Did Il Mini Qian donkey run out of ideas and started talking about the law?

"That's how it is with us!"

Is that right? Why have I never heard of Kakuzu...

"But you are here now! You should do as the Romans do!"

"You should respect our customs!"

BLABLABLABLABLABLABLA...

In fact, I was ignored.

"Kakuto... can we talk indoors? It's kind of cold in here." I raised my hand.

Both of them turned their heads together and looked at me eeriely.

"That's right!" The two nodded.

"Let's go!"

"But you need to pay 1 renunciations per minute for staying at my house..."

"Impossible! I haven't doubted whether your house's sanitation is up to standard will have a bad impact on my granddaughter and me blablabla..."

The two negotiated all the way like this, although I think it is more appropriate to say that they were arguing, and they reached the mansion where they beat the enemy.

My humble servant opened the door for the two people who were walking and arguing, and then the two sat down on the sofa and continued to negotiate.

I don't know why I subtly felt the pleasure of meeting my opponent from Kakuzu.

Oh my goodness.

So in fact, you all ignored Shiba who was sitting on the sofa with a surprised face, Kiqiu whose eyes shone infinitely when he saw me coming, and cute Qiya?

"I'm sorry," I bowed with an apologetic smile, "You know, old people just love to chatter, haha."

"Can I sit down?" I asked.

"Of course, please sit down." Shiba said awkwardly, and then coughed "Il..." "Dad, don't interfere! This person is too shameless!"

"Aren't you shameless?"

Continue to make noise.

Let's make a noise.I sat down on the sofa sadly.

Stir fry and fry until cooked.

"Your brother is amazing. It's the first time I saw him and Jiaodu quarreling for more than 10 minutes." I said to Qi Ya Douding, who was only two years old, deeply.

"The number is already so high at the age of 14, and the future is obviously limitless." I sighed.Then I saw Qi Ya looking at me with a small expression of "I understand".

Is this the legendary sympathy for each other?I patted Qi Ya's small shoulder sadly.

"Okay! Il fans! Stop doing these boring things!" Shiba slapped the table, and both fell silent.However, the expression of Yier Fan showed his disapproval of his father.

"This gentleman is." Shiba looked at Jiaodu.

"Jiaodu." Jiaodu replied, "The one sitting over there is Yan Xiaoliu."

I raised my hand and smiled dryly: "Hi everyone."

"Then, why did you sneak into the enemy Hakka?" Xiba crossed his hands. "Are you here to seek revenge?"

"Where am I..."

Before Jiaodu finished speaking, I immediately pulled him aside. "Grandpa, we are no longer in the ninja world."

"What?" Jiaodu was surprised.

"This is another world called Fugian Continent blablablab"

I gave a general introduction to Hunter World: "Understood?" I asked Kakuto.

"Oh." Jiaodu was extremely calm, "Then what should we do? This one doesn't look simple."

"I want to know that I'll tell you!" I opened my eyes wide, "Of course it's adapting to the situation!" "Oh," Kakuzu sat down on the sofa again, and said to Shiba, "We entered here by mistake, let's go now. "

"By mistake?" Shiba frowned, "This is too far-fetched."

"No matter what you say, in short, I will not accompany you." Jiao stood up with a mafia demeanor. "goodbye."

He strode toward the gate.

I followed up with small steps like a Japanese woman: "Master! Where do we live if you go out like this!"

"There are so many houses in the world and there is no suitable one?" Master Jiao kicked open the door of the house domineeringly. "Robbed!"

"Master Jiao is domineering!!!" I clenched my fists, "But do you mean to make us copy our own business? This is against the law!"

Yi Ermi's eyes widened suddenly and he was about to catch up, but Shiba stopped him. "Wait." Shiba followed and saw that Jiaodu had reached the gate of the underworld.

"Peng—" Jiaodu kicked hard at an iron door.

Did not kick off.

Kick again.

Did not kick off.

"Master..." This door weighs hundreds of tons.

"Peng—"

Kicked off.

when I didn't say anything.

Chapter Twelve

"The hero stays!!!"

This is what I imagined, it's true.

"Is this gentleman willing to stay in the Dadi Hakka?" Shiba ignored Yiermi's substantive resentment eyes and said, "It's free."

I breathed a sigh of relief.

Jiaodu immediately turned his head and walked towards the Beating Die Hakka. In the background was a slowly falling door...and a woman following in small steps.

"Thank you." Master Jiao glanced at Yier Fan with a demonstrative look.Of course, I think the corners of his mouth must be turned up, although I can't see it with the mask.

I continue to keep up.

Thank goodness I'm 25 years old so Mrs. Kicho's dress-up accusation shouldn't be aimed at me.

Hahahaha.

Besides, Mrs. Kicho, who has a big belly, shouldn't be so interested.

A servant showed us to the guest room.Once I found my room, I started wandering around.

Hakka Hakka ah, don't go shopping!

But because there are more important things, that is, the issue of survival after arriving as a hunter.So I went back to the room after a short walk to find work information.

Although I know that beating the enemy Hakka can also provide jobs.

But I am a law-abiding person.

You know.

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I am very happy to find out that the hunter exam is half a month away! ! !

God help me too! ! !

Huang Tian paid off! ! !

Take good care of my seventh uncle! ! !

Wait what's wrong?

"Peng—" The voice came from the place where Jiaodu lived.I immediately ran out and kicked the door of Jiaodu's room.

……

"Go on, go on." I carefully closed the door to cover up the indecent scene inside.

To put it simply, Yiermi counterattacked and pressed Jiaodu under her body, half of Jiaodu's mask fell off, at least a dozen buttons of Xiaopao fell off, and Yiermi's shirt was pulled open a little... …

The world is going downhill and people's hearts are not old.

I turned my head, my eyes widened suddenly, and I took three steps back to take a breath.

Kijo looked at me with a gorgeous gothic princess outfit.

I seem to see my dark future.

In order for me to have a way out.

I was obliged to open the door of Jiaodu's room.

There was a scream from the beating enemy Hakka.

I managed to draw Kiki's attention to her son and escaped death.

I'm so smart.

Even if Il fans tried to explain that the negotiations with Kakudo had broken down, Ki Qiu still didn't believe it.

Have you ever seen that negotiation break down on the bed?

I looked at Kakuto with an embarrassed face - although I couldn't see it - and decided to make a rescue.

"Actually, Miss Kiju..."

"Call me auntie..." Kiqiu expressed maternal love.

I have a stomachache.

"Aunt Kiqiu, in fact, the protagonist is already over 90 years old, and the possibility of him becoming an Il fan seems relatively small..."

"Age is not a problem!!!" A blazing flame appeared behind Kiqiu. "In my opinion! They are indeed worthy! The daughter-in-law of the Hakka who beats the enemy must be a strong one!"

If you can accept a man with five hearts as your daughter-in-law, I have nothing against you. Goodbye.

I left quietly.

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Beat the enemy Hakka's table.

I calmly took the backpack and took out bread, milk chocolate and other food from it.

I don't want to live until I eat the food that beats the enemy Hakka.

The horns are not human and cannot die. Five hearts are invincible.

So he has been eating calmly.

Your brother-in-law's.

"Kiya, take your hand out of the chocolate bag in my backpack." I said blankly.

Qi Ya glanced at me and silently wiped the chocolate stains from the corner of his mouth.

Then he took out a large handful of chocolate and stuffed it into his mouth.

In fact, I am a kind person.

So I started looking for where the flying segment was.

God bless him not to be dismembered.

So I have to fight him again.

What a hassle.

"Kakuto, I'm going to take the hunter test, are you going?" I asked.

Although Ki Qiu has always insisted that the corners live in the beating enemy Hakka and cultivate their relationship with Yier fans, but the corners that already feel that something is wrong firmly refuse.

Then he applied for the financial director of a company, and then served as a financial advisor to many people.

Money strings.

I insist that the right way to test the hunter is to do the task!

As for the fact that I took the task of beating the enemy Hakka and killed a person in order to earn money to buy a house, there is no such thing as hahaha