God said, be a Mary Sue

When the news came, his face was bloodied.

Really.

I looked at Shanshan's various ninjas who were late.

You said that you can come not so timely.

They were just about to set up an array.

I glanced at the thirteen ninjas forming a circle.

What the hell am I forgetting?

Thirteen people formed a standard circle.After making a sound of hanging up for a while and making a few gestures, a burst of white light shot out from the circle...forgive me for not being able to describe it.

I have always been short of words.

Except when complaining.

In short, thirteen people were bounced to the ground one after another after the operation was performed.

Oh yes, I remembered I forgot something.

"This technique consumes too much chakra. Therefore, chakra cannot be used for a month after it is used."

Calm.

I watched a group of ninjas glaring at me.

Look how nice the weather is today.

"Calm down, calm down," I held up my hands. "It's just a month, it's just a month, I will be responsible for protecting you for a month."

"You have already blown up that house in order to disappear." Itachi said coldly. "Call Didara to blow it up."

Me: "...how about we hide in the Uchiha mansion for a while?"

"If you say this at another time and place, I will agree." Itachi-kun continued to be indifferent. "But do you think there are so many people now, is there any concern about confidentiality?"

I stuck out my tongue and turned around.

"Hello, all ninja friends, how are you?"

Outside the door, many ninjas stood against the light.

......=, ℃===

The above is my current mood, can you understand?

I know you can't.

Because neither can I.

Ha ha.

"Master Naruto!" The first brave ninja rushed to help Kakashi-san "Are you okay?"

"Hokage?" I was surprised.

"That's right." Kakashi-kun rolled his eyes, "I was elected as Hokage the day before you kidnapped me."

"Ahahahaha." I touched my head, "That's really timely hahahahaha."

"Bang—" I had a stomachache, turned around, and saw Tsunade Hime hugging Jiraiya and Nawaki crying with joy.

It was a touching scene.

If you ignore Jiraiya and the big bag on the head of the rope tree.

Yashamaru and Gaara looked at each other for a long time, and both laughed.Then hugged together.

Bai Zheng is asking Zai Buchou how he is.

The same is true of Jun Ma Lu, although the adults don't dump him.

Scorpion Lord's parents also rushed through the crowd to Scorpion Lord and Didara's side.

What a happy ending.

I jokingly picked Itachi's shoulder, "Itachi-kun, it's a great reunion, your brother hasn't come yet~ Seeing that he doesn't care about you so much, why don't you let me go~ Follow my sister and have meat~"

Hey, why is it so cold behind...

Itachi-kun suddenly spit out a large pool of blood.

"Hey Itachi-kun, are you okay?" I didn't expect that chakra would become like this if I used too much.

I didn't spit out the latter sentence.

Because Er Zhuzi had already carried Brother Weasel away, the princess carried him.

Only a beautiful back is left.

I rely on.

ZUOZHUQUSIZUOZHUQUSIZUOZHUQUS

Later, under my full negotiation, Konoha agreed to provide protection for those thirteen people for a month.And they can want someone who will care for and protect them.

Oh, and they live in the Uchiha Mansion.

Originally, the place was quite dilapidated, but Konoha sent people to clean it temporarily, and it was ready for people to live in.

"Why do I have to take care of Nagato!" Uzumaki complained.

"I want to take care of Kakashi-sensei!"

"Do you think you have a choice?" I raised my eyebrows, "Kakashi has Obito to take care of him!"

As for why Obito was released, he has not been convicted yet.

Let's talk about this later.

"What about the lustful fairy?"

"You thought it was your turn?" I raised my eyebrows, "Hime Tsunade has already made a reservation."

"Itachi can do it!"

"Sasuke is asking for forgiveness in every possible way."

"Dried persimmon and ghost shark?" Naruto asked almost desperately.

"Shuiyue has obtained the beheading sword now, and is sharpening the sword against the shark muscle."

"No more cuts?"

"Do you think there is room for you between him and Bai?"

"Di..." "Mr. Scorpion's parents have been resurrected." I interrupted his hope without hesitation.

"Both Hidan and Kaku are taken care of by the people of Otoshi Village. If it weren't for other people who want to rebuild Otoshi Village and Yahiko and take care of Miss Xiaonan, do you think it's your turn to take care of Nagato?"

Naruto: "I... don't know him well."

"Touch and you'll be familiar!" I patted him on the shoulder. "And Nagato once sacrificed himself to resurrect the people in the village, he is a hero!"

So Naruto happily went to take care of Nagato.

Gaara and Yashamaru have both returned to Sand Ninja Village, and Yashamaru has become a veritable elder.

YECHAWANHAOSHOUYECHAWANHAOSHOU

"Hello Obito-kun." I sat opposite Obito. "I'll bring Lin back to life, you should submit to Konoha."

"The ten-tailed body is no longer in this world."

Obito raised his head: "Why do you think that I will submit to Konoha after resurrecting Lin?"

"Isn't it?" I shrugged. "Aren't you using Infinite Moon to create a world where Lin exists?"

"Who told you?" Obito laughed, "You know how to say goodbye to gods, so I won't hide it from you."

"Actually, I didn't create Infinite Monthly Reading for Lin."

"It's about creating a world, Kakashi, where you don't have to kill your companions for missions."

"After Kakashi killed Lin, it was really painful."

……

Damn, I seem to have heard a shocking secret.

"Why do you have these powers?" Obito asked suddenly before I left.

I turned my head: "I'm actually a pawn of the eldest daughter of the Immortal of the Six Paths, a servant of the Tanmei God, do you believe it?"

"I do not believe."

ASFGHKLJFSADGKLLHFSFHKLLHDSFHK

"Alas..." I looked at Hidan and Kakuzu, and No.30 sighed for the second time.

"What about you?" Jiao couldn't help turning his head, "You're not my mother, why are you worrying about my marriage?"

"Oh." I continued to sigh.

Are you saying that these two goods are not official?Why is it so troublesome?

Although there are not many official matches that I have matched.

For example, Sai and Tianzang have a long history.

For example, Dou-kun was dragged by Hyuga Neji to meet his elders a few days ago.

Another example is Naruto who just confessed to Nagato and was being beaten by Konan.

I won’t talk about Yashamaru and Gaara.

What makes people speechless is the ghost who got the shark muscle from Kisame but often runs to it because of "there is a problem with the shark muscle" but is often beaten because of "not taking good care of the shark muscle".

There are really not many officials.

But even if there is no official match, at least there must be a match!

The four generations of the family have supported Naruto in chasing Nagato under the tremendous pressure of his wife!

I mean, is there a connection between the two?

ZHELISHIQULIERENDEFENGEXIAN

As the saying goes, when God closes a door, he always opens a window for you.

This is really bullshit.

I calmly looked at Qian Xia who said that he would send Hidan and Jiaodu to the hunter to find the other half.

"Whatever you want, as long as you don't get me involved."

"How can this be!" Qian Xia made a gesture of beauties holding her heart together, "You don't want to go! How can I go to the theater!"

I:"……"

So I got kicked again.

ZOUDIKE ZOUDIKE ZOUDIKE

I wake up, the first step, open your eyes.

The second step is to look around.

Well, very good, there is only one Jiaodu creature, surrounded by green grass, blue sky and white clouds.

The environment is good, it seems that I didn't go to Meteor Street.

This is gratifying.

As for flying.

Who knows, he won't die anyway.

The corners moved.

"Very good! When you wake up, hurry up and look around!" I patted Jiaodu. "Hmm..." He stood up.

"This is where!!!"

"Ah, preliminary estimate, beat the enemy Hakka."

I looked at the silver-haired kid.Cover your face.

The kid came running up and down.

Then I saw clearly that it was a Kita's cub.

Only two years old.

This is gratifying.

Weird.

I saw that little Qiya ran away as if nothing had happened as soon as he saw us.

This kid is really good.

If only he hadn't gone and told the servants to kill us all.

"Grandpa Kakuzu." I silently shrank behind Kakutsu. "Do you think you can kill a bunch of people with PIA?"

"Do you think I can?" Jiao Du frowned. "Does this still need to be said?"

I painfully saw a group of mighty... well, only a dozen or so people came over.

As they got closer, Kakuzu also stood up.

"I don't know why the two are beating the enemy Hakka Houshan?" asked a man in the lead. "I don't know." I said honestly, "Calm down, we'll leave right away." Then I pulled my horns and said, "Grandpa, let's go, we can't stay here for long."

"Please take off your bamboo hats." The person opposite said politely.

By the way, because we are wearing the full outfit of Xiaopao, we are also wearing cloaks and hats.

To be honest, I still underestimated the self-esteem of Akatsuki's members.Although I don't see any damage to self-esteem by taking off the bamboo hat.

So I was speechless and saw Jiaodu fighting with that group of people.

I continue to be ignored.

Kakuzu continuously released black silk thread from his body, entangled all his friends and killed them.

I covered my face, not wanting to see this horrific scene.

But it seems that the next one is even more miserable.

I saw one of the group of people, a middle-aged man with mediocre appearance and even more mediocre figure, who seemed to have a... nail removed from the back of his head?

Then I was lucky enough to witness the big change come to life