The Forest of Red Mansions

"Just these two? They're too ugly." Yinzhen just glanced at him, and then his face was filled with disgust, "It's just barely enough to have a cup of tea and water in front of you, so how can you warm your bed? But I can’t keep my mouth open, I’m so disgusted.”

The two maids were shy and nervous looking forward, but when they heard this, they were dumbfounded, their little faces were pale, their eyes were full of tears, they were both ashamed and annoyed, and they looked like they were greatly shocked.

Concubine Yi was also stunned for a while, hearing the words subconsciously looked at the two maids carefully, looked left and right, looked up and down, and didn't look ugly at all.

How could she not know the virtues of her own son?One who urinates is a "lecherous person", the person who serves in front of him must at least have handsome facial features, and the one who serves close to him is even more attractive, no matter whether the maid or the eunuch, ordinary people don't even want to approach him. Kicked out by being disgusted a long time ago, even the things that I eat and use on weekdays, I have to choose the most beautiful ones.

With such a fucking temperament, how could Concubine Yi be vague about choosing the people in the house for him?These two maids were carefully selected by her, and their looks are definitely not to be chosen. They are far from stunning beauties, but at least they can definitely be called beauties.

Concubine Yi is very confident in her own vision, but who would have thought that she would be disliked just like this, she was speechless for a while.

After hesitating for a while, Concubine Yi said: "Even if you miss the delicacies of the mountains and seas in your heart, is it possible that you can still eat every day? Occasionally eating some porridge and side dishes is just a change of taste. As for being hard to swallow?"

Yinzhen curled her lips and said dissatisfiedly: "What kind of porridge is this? It's just a wild vegetable on the roadside if you barely eat it. It's not like you can't afford delicacies from mountains and seas. Why should you be wronged to eat on the road by yourself? Wild vegetables on the side? Just thinking about it makes my stomach sick, how can I eat it?"

There was a sound of "dong", it turned out that one of the two maids was so angry that she didn't lift her up and pouted, and then looked at the other, her face was white and green and ugly, and tears were splashing The flow, the face is full of aggrieved, almost ashamed and indignant.

Concubine Yi waved her hand with a headache, and asked someone to send them down, and said slightly angrily to her wicked and stupid son: "Your vision is too high, you are all the same emperor, why don't you?" Seeing those brothers above you behaving like monsters, you are the only one who has a lot to do!"

"It took me a lot of effort to find two good-looking and good-natured for you. With such looks, how many of your elder brothers' backyards can match them? You are fine, that's it. You still despise me so much, why don't you go to heaven with such patience!"

Yinzhen hurriedly approached her with a playful smile to please her, her mouth was full of good words like honey, and after a while, she coaxed Concubine Yi so much that she couldn't hold back her smile again.

"My mother-in-law, my son knows that you are anxious to hug your grandson, but there is nothing you can do about it? My eyes are already on the top of my head. I can't get excited about me like that. What can I do? What? You can’t be wronged by your grandsons and grandchildren to deal with them with medicine, right? Isn’t this a joke, if people know about it, they will think that there is something wrong with you!”

Concubine Yi was made angry and funny by his brazen rhetoric, and she didn't understand in her heart that it was an exaggeration to say that medicine was used to make fun of others. Take it off, touch a few more, and the good things will be half done, especially for such a young boy who has never had meat before, and he has no self-control.

But the problem is that her son is not willing to force it at all, can she just strip him naked and throw him on the bed?No matter how much she wants to hug her grandson, she is not willing to wrong her precious son like that.

Concubine Yi was also helpless, "Then tell me, you still don't like this kind of person, what exactly do you want?"

Yinzhen chuckled, and leaned into her ear and whispered: "For ready-made reference objects, Er Niang can just look for them like the fourth sister-in-law."

Concubine Yi's complexion changed, "papa" slapped him hard on the back a few times, and said angrily: "Your brat is becoming more and more outrageous, don't even look at who it is, you can say this casually of?"

"Oh, Er Niang, please be gentle." Yinzhen hurriedly grinned and hid aside, and said aggrievedly: "E Niang, you have misunderstood my son, my son really has no other meaning, but it is just such a standard, and my son is not crazy You're so stupid, can you be that stupid?"

Hearing this, Concubine Yi breathed a sigh of relief, and glared at him, "You really know how to pick, like that, your mother, I've lived for so many years and I've only seen one, where do you tell me to give it to you?" Looking for it? I think you might as well be a bachelor all your life!"

Yinzhen crossed her legs and said in a dawdly way: "If I don't have that luck, I really plan to be a bachelor. Anyway, I won't make compromises anyway. It's better to have nothing to eat than to be disgusted while eating. Madam, you Look at my son's appearance, those people stand next to him, okay? No one has lowered my grades, making me face such a mediocre face every day, I might as well look at myself in the mirror more."

"The girl's family can't even compare to the appearance of the master. Why should she be the woman of the master? Pointing to the master's status and status for her, giving her food, drinking and buying her rouge, gouache, silk, silk, satin, gold and silver jewelry, maybe you can return it." I have to work hard to pull her family to follow the chickens and dogs... Oh, yes, I have to sell my beauty and body to sleep with her! But after paying so much, she can't even do the most basic thing to make her look pleasing to the eye. , Master is not at a loss, how can there be such a good thing in the world, let her be able to bear it, is she serving me or I serving her?"

"This business has lost all its money, don't do it! Absolutely don't do it!"

Concubine Yi annoyed him, "It's unreasonable!" But deep down in her heart, she somehow still felt that it made sense, so what should I do?

Concubine Yi felt that she was going crazy, the more she thought about it, the more she felt that what her son said was reasonable, following her son to wear gold and silver, eating hot food, but she herself was not as good as her son in everything, why?This is a big loss!

Although I know that the relationship between men and women can't be compared in this way, why is it so uncomfortable in my heart?Her son is so good, what is she trying to get those worthless women who can't even match her son's appearance?

Seeing that his mother-in-law was successfully brought into the ditch by him, Yinzhen grinned and smiled, "Anyway, mother-in-law, don't give me those inexplicable and useless women. If I have spare money, I will buy more jewelry for mother-in-law No good? Why use it to support them! Whoever wants to do this kind of loss-making business will do it, anyway, I won’t do it!”

Concubine Yi was stunned for a while, then suddenly looked at the nurse next to her, "Is this Gong led into a ditch by him?"

The nanny just smiled, and didn't dare to say right and wrong about the master.

"This brat." Concubine Yi sighed, "He is so shameless that I try to fool people with nonsense, but Bengong still has nothing to do with him, even if Bengong insists on stuffing him, but he If I don’t like it and don’t want to enjoy it, how can this Palace force him to confiscate the house? Giving it to him is just adding two more maids.”

"But if you just let him go, his requirements are too high. It's luck to meet a woman. Could it be that he will spend his whole life with such a woman? If I can’t find it, does he really want to be a monk for the rest of his life or what?”

Seeing her sad face, Mammy had no choice but to persuade her: "Your Majesty, why should you be so worried, Brother Jiu is still young, after all, he has not yet learned about the relationship between men and women, and he doesn't know the beauty of it. After he tries it, he will naturally know."

"You mean, send him there?" Yi Fei hesitated for a while.

"It's okay to try. After all, brother Jiu is still a young man who hasn't started eating meat. It's just when he is young and full of energy and blood, he is easy to be impulsive."

Concubine Yi thought about it, and decided to give it a try, it's not easy to let him mess around.

So, she asked someone to wash and dress up the court lady who was upright and hadn't been dizzy just now, and sent it to Yinzhen, and secretly told her to take off naked and get into Yinzhen's bed at night. inside.

I really don't believe it. After all the washed and cooked fat meat is delivered to his mouth, how can a man hold back and not eat it?

However, no one expected that the court lady was a little uncertain thinking about Yinzhen's attitude today. In order to successfully climb the high branch, she gritted her teeth and used the incense that she secretly obtained from someone earlier.

This incense is not a kind of pickling medicine, and it does not harm the human body, but it just makes people more impulsive, and it is not enough to make people completely lose their minds and become a beast in heat.

Yinzhen has been a monk for more than ten years, has never eaten meat, and is young and vigorous, how can he stand this kind of stimulation?As soon as I entered the room and looked at the white body, coupled with the effect of the incense, I felt the pleasant and ambiguous fragrance in the room for a while, and I immediately reacted.

Seeing the reaction under him, the palace lady was overjoyed, and walked over with her buttocks twisted.

Yinzhen was still a little dizzy at first, and his heart was really itchy, but when he saw her face, Lin Daiyu's little face suddenly flashed in his mind, and it was like a basin of cold water pouring down from the top of his head. The place will wither.

The maid stared blankly for a while, and subconsciously touched her own face.

Could it be that she is so ugly that she frightens people away?

Before she could react, Yinzhen suddenly rolled her eyes and fell down straight.

"what!"

……

Kangxi happened to be resting in Yifei Palace tonight, the two of them had just finished washing and got into bed at night when they suddenly heard someone report: "Your Majesty, Empress Yifei, brother Jiu fainted!"

"what?"

Both of them were shocked, they got up and hurried to elder brother's place.

The imperial physician had already arrived, and was giving Yinzhen the pulse. Outside, there was a shivering court lady curled up in a disheveled mess.

"How is Brother Nine? What's the matter?" Kangxi looked at his unconscious son with his eyes closed tightly, and asked with a frown. The face of Concubine Yi beside him turned slightly pale.

The imperial physician replied: "Brother Jiu is probably frightened."

"Are you frightened?" Kangxi said to the eunuch beside him with a sullen face, "Go and ask, what Brother Jiu was doing just now, and who was he with."

After a while, the eunuch came back with a strange expression on his face.

Seeing his appearance, Kangxi frowned even tighter, "Have you asked clearly?"

"Go back to the emperor, the servant has asked clearly." Then, the eunuch told all the things he had interrogated.

The more he listened, Kangxi's face became more and more strange and distorted.

After a moment of silence, he said to the imperial physician, "Go and have a look at the incense, what's the problem?"

The imperial doctor followed his advice and went to get the unburned incense for a careful inspection, before replying: "Return to the emperor, this is just the most common incense for fun, and it will not harm the body."

So, his son really disliked the ugly face of a woman, and was so frightened that he fainted?

Kangxi was a little confused, and Concubine Yi was even more confused.

"Then will Brother Nine's body be affected in the future? Will it affect... sexual intercourse?"

In fact, the imperial doctor didn't see anything wrong except that Yinzhen seemed to be a little frightened, but he didn't dare to pat his chest to assure that Brother Jiu was fine, in case...he couldn't afford it .

These imperial physicians are used to being cautious. They have always said that minor illnesses are serious, and serious illnesses are as serious as possible. If you really want to treat any illness, he will only tell you 50.00% with a [-]% to [-]% success rate. In short, try to leave yourself a way out.

So he hesitated for a while, and the imperial physician said: "It's hard for this servant to make a conclusion. Some people will not have sequelae, but some people may leave some shadows, but just be careful not to frighten Brother Jiu again. Thinking about it, there should be no problem."

Concubine Yi's face turned pale, she jumped up suddenly and walked outside quickly, "Drag that bitch down and beat me, I'll beat you with a stick, life or death!"

She just asked that bitch to give it a try, and it was the best, if her son really didn't want to, she wouldn't force it, who would have thought that bitch would be so bold as to use things to plot her son privately, damn it!

Kangxi did not have any objection to this. This kind of thing is absolutely forbidden in the palace. Whoever dares to use it will die if he is discovered.

Looking at his son lying on the bed, Kangxi was also full of helplessness.

As a man, he can understand that it is indeed easy to be frightened by some kind of frightening stimulation when he is in the middle of his head. It is not so useless, but will it leave a shadow and become "powerless" But it's hard to say.

Kangxi was worried, sighed, and gave the order to die. No one was allowed to spread this matter to the outside world. It was only said that a certain court lady tricked Brother Jiu with medicine for climbing the bed, but Brother Jiu was allergic to the drug and fainted.

It was getting late, even if Concubine Yi was worried about her son, she couldn't stay in her son's room any longer, so she had to leave with the emperor. She didn't close her eyes all night in bed, feeling guilty and regretful in her heart.

After everyone left, the "dizzy" Yinzhen quietly opened his eyes and let out a long breath.

Although this made Er Niang worry and feel sorry for her, but he can't do anything about it, he is so young and impulsive now, he can still restrain himself once or twice, if he really wants to do this once every three days, see God A group of enchanting and charming women are posing in front of him, and he really can't guarantee that he can really be that Liu Xiahui.

How about just like this, after what happened today, I think his mother would not dare to send those "ugly" women into his house anymore.