atypical business

In an instant, Shen Xianian's pupils had a magnitude [-] earthquake, and at this moment, a head-changing literature was carried out in his mind:

"Every day, Yuan Wangye and Shen Xianian seem to be in harmony on the surface, but the other teammates who get along day and night don't know that they have changed. Shen Xianian, who is alluring and charming during the day, has become an emotional and physical partner at night on Yuan Wangye's bed. Double restraint..." Is this the annihilation of human nature, or the degeneration of morality?

"nothing!"

Shen Xianian immediately turned into a war wolf, and swooped towards Yuan Wangye in a suicidal manner, swearing to the death to get back the phone. The black snake that had been clinging to Yuan Wangye's arm suddenly stood up, with a sharp and fierce light in his eyes, and attacked Shen Xianian in an attacking posture. The snake was thrown into the quilt, and Shen Xianian was too violent to hold back, so he plunged into Yuan Wangye's arms. Although Yuan Wangye was tall, but his body was not strong enough, he almost spit milk:

"Pfft——Shen Xianian, what are you doing?! A guilty conscience, are you reading pornographic novels?!"

"I didn't..." Shen Xianian lay on Yuan Wangye's chest, his two arms wrapped around Yuan Wangye's shoulders like snakes, raised his eyebrows, and his eyes were charming, "Xiaoye, don't you believe in your brother Nian?"

Yuan Wangye didn't answer, but intertwined with Shen Xianian's eyes, straight and undisguised, as if he wanted to look into Shen Xianian's heart before giving up. Could this be... Yuan Wangye raised his head slightly, and slowly approached Shen Xianian, the two became hotter His breath is like an entangled net, entwining the two hearts tighter and tighter. This must be... Yuan Wangye raised his hand and gently stroked Shen Xianian's face. His fingers were slender and white, with soft fingertips. Only a young master would have a hand. Such a gentle and intimate movement made Shen Xianian palpitate inexplicably. His fingers were inserted into Shen Xianian's black and soft hair. This fucking is definitely——

"Bah," Yuan Wangye licked the tip of his tongue like an aggrieved Shiba Inu, "Bah, bah."

"...It hurts, it hurts, it's going to be bald!"

Before Shen Xianian could recover from the previous ambiguous atmosphere, Yuan Wangye grabbed his hair and almost tore his head off.

"Your hair fell into my mouth."

Yuan Wangye sat up, still spitting out his hair, saliva flying around, spraying on the bed sheet, a little bit cute, a little bit disgusting—Shen Xianian immediately gave up the bed to Little Yuan Wuye, and made him feel at home. Warm and comfortable environment, and then go to make the floor by yourself.

"By the way, why did you sleep with me?" Shen Xianian knelt on the ground laying a mat, pouted his buttocks and faced Yuan Wangye, Yuan Wangye stared at the two round buttocks stretched in his pants, Shen Xianian turned his head and looked, like Covering his ass shyly, he picked up the pillow at hand with a smile and threw it at Yuan Wangye, "Little pervert, why are you staring at other people's ass, it's so annoying..."

"..." Yuan Wangye took the pillow angrily, and slammed it on Shen Xianian's butt, "I'm looking at those pig heads on your underpants!"

How could Shen Xianian have such underpants?There are two smirking pig heads printed on the position of the buttocks, and the words "what are you looking at, you pig head" are printed on the bottom. The printing quality is poor, and it looks cheap at first glance. Shen Xianian will give people the impression of wearing lace bowknot briefs...

"You haven't answered my question yet."

"The toilet in our room suddenly exploded, and the water flooded into the bedroom. It's too late now, so we can only ask someone to clean it tomorrow."

"Uh... what about Team Jiang?"

The five ABOs were allocated three rooms, Yuan Wangye and Jiang Beicheng slept in one, Zhong Ziqian and Chen slept in the most room, and Shen Xianian slept alone, because the ABO was originally scheduled to debut with four people, and it was Shen Xianian who Jiang Beicheng insisted on picking up on the road. It's also stuffed in. To put it bluntly, Shen Xianian is a bonus, who would cherish a bonus?

"Brother Cheng went to sleep with Ziqian, Chen Zui and the others," Yuan Wangye pouted, "Why, do you want to sleep with Brother Cheng?"

"That's not it."

Shen Xianian is purely curious whether "Chen Zui, who is lovely and cheerful during the day, has become an emotional and physical bondage in Zhong Ziqian's bed at night" is real...

"Oh yes, what about your snake?"

Shen Xianian heard that Yuan Wangye likes to keep some weird pets, but he didn't expect to like them so much that they wanted to sleep with them.

"Hei Pao will sleep with me, as long as you don't attack me in the middle of the night, Hei Pao will not hurt you."

"Who gave you the confidence that I would attack you in the middle of the night? Black Pao... Then do you still have someone named Rapp?"

"How do you know? I have a lizard called Rapp."

"Wow, I didn't see that you like rap so much?"

Since Yuan Wangye loves rap so much, it is not unforgivable for him to debut as a rapper C.

"No, because I'm still in the voice-changing period, so I can only rap," Yuan Wangye was quite honest. "But the voice-changing period is just an excuse, and I'll get out of tune when I sing the happy birthday song."

"……excuse me."

"Are you going to sleep? I'm so sleepy."

"Go to sleep, go to sleep."

"Do you snore at night?"

"will not."

"That's good." Yuan Wangye hugged Heipao and fell asleep contentedly, "Good night."

Shen Xianian likes to listen to or watch something before going to bed every day. Otherwise, he always feels that the night is not complete. Where should Shen Xianian's heart be placed in the night of the two of them, so driven by curiosity, he directly clicked on Ye Nian this time. Although there are only [-] fans in CP Chaohua, Chaohua is very active, and there are more fanfiction than those found directly, but the introduction after the title is quite strange:

""Hot" is a brainless and fleshy article, purely for the meat, so be careful." Well, if you tell me to be careful, I won't order it.

""Neon Bewitched" 1 gold master playboy wild x nightclub pole dancer year, ABO, a bloody sadomasochist running with a ball" What the hell is a nightclub pole dancer?Why do you still have a group name?What should I do if I am found?What is running with the ball, playing football?Why do fanfiction still write about playing football?So Shen Xianian secretly saved this Weibo, planning to read what fans wrote about them playing football when he had time.

""Victoria's Secret" 6K words, PWP, lingerie play, dirtytalk, OOC" At first glance, Shen Xianian only understands the four words "ladies underwear"... Oh, forget it, let's sleep .

ABO debuted for a month, and the resources are much better than the men's team of the same period. However, the popularity of the team is distributed in a spindle shape. Yuan Wangye is at the top, and Shen Xianian is at the bottom. Her position will only become more and more embarrassing, and in the end she will only be a foot-washing maid for the rest of her life.

At the beginning, the company planned to promote Jiang Beicheng and Yuan Wangye, Zhong Ziqian and Shen Xianian, a two-two combination. However, although Yuan Wangye and Jiang Beicheng have been playing since they were young, they have no sense of CP at all. The genuine socialist brotherhood is also admired by some. Their pair of CPs called "Cheng Ye Doctor" are extremely difficult to knock, but there will always be unimaginable ways of knocking: for example, Yuan Wangye's day is September 9, Jiang Beicheng's day is December 10, 12=31, 910-19,31=12 , the addition and subtraction of the date of birth of the two people is 19, which means that the two people will live a long life; When you get married, you have to choose your younger brother’s birthday to post on Weibo. This is love, and you don’t accept rebuttals.

As an early "official partner", Cheng Ye also had a certain popularity base, so they shouted at the cold CP Cheng Nian and Ye Nian, they thought that Shen Xia Nian was a vicious female partner who was not wanted by anyone, a coquettish slut would have to die , and want to come and get involved in their Chengye, Chengye is a pure man, a pure man should be a man, our brother has obsessive-compulsive sickness, let them go.

Today is August [-]st, a routine meeting, five people are sitting around the round table listlessly, the manager Hong Dingding is more worried than them, he has done three rounds, and the more he does it, the more he feels the confusion of life.

The first self-introduction, hello everyone, we are - ABO! A is the A of attractive! B is Brave's B! O is the O of optimism!We are an optimistic, brave and active idol group!Please support our ABOs a lot!Then the group members are introduced and it's over.

The second issue was to go to Taiwan to shoot the location of the new album, and casually took a picture of them going to the night market.

The third issue is the tidbits they shot for the domestic first-line fashion magazines.

All in all, there is no real content, and it is impossible to highlight the personality characteristics of the members. Therefore, Hong Dingding decided to give ABO a name for the group show starting from the fourth issue, and shoot fresh, healthy and timely group shows, reflecting the solid and indestructible soul of the group. Coupled with the harmonious relationship between the members, Weifan CP fans love to watch it, and other fans next door cry with envy.

"So I just want to ask everyone, can you think of a good name for Tuan Zong?"

Zhong Ziqian: "The Birth of a Playwright."

Chen Zui: "My Boyhood."

Jiang Beicheng: ""ABO's Time"."

Shen Xianian: ""ABOgo"."

Yuan Wangye: "ABOgogogo."

Shen Xianian immediately became unhappy:

"Ono plagiarized me!"

"Okay, then it's called "ABO Family"," Hong Dingding made a final decision, "We will start shooting tomorrow, and it will be divided into three parts, a 10-minute sitcom, and a duet duet. Under the circumstances, they will sing rap and play b-box for you on the side, and finally there will be 10 minutes of daily conversations, especially in Xia Nian, your real personality is too different from your personality, you have to pay attention to personality management, you know ?”

"Ah, good, good..."

Originally thought that melodramas were short dramas in the unit, but Hong Dingding actually gave them a thick stack of scripts. He also said that they were adapted from an excellent romance novel. , let them read and recite.The story is roughly like this: there is an ABO academy on the other side of the mountain and the sea. No. 1 school grass Yuan Wangye (played by Yuan Wangye) and No. 2 school grass Jiang Beicheng (played by Jiang Beicheng) are taken by poor but backbone top students. Attracted by Chen Zui (played by Chen Zui), the two made a bet that they would become Chen Zui's best brother within a month. The relationship is at an impasse... The name is also very artistic, it's called "The Love of Love", it sounds very exciting, sad, tangled, lingering, and tearful——

"So where am I?! Where is my name?!" Shen Xianian questioned shockingly.

"Yes, you have a role in Xia Nian." Hong Dingding patted Shen Xia Nian on the shoulder, "Yuan Wangye's ex-girlfriend, Jiang Beicheng's ex-girlfriend, the leader of bad gangsters, and all kinds of passers-by. Anyway, except for the four of them, The rest are all your roles, you have a wide range of roles, and both men and women can play, you say it will never be perfect? ​​It is absolutely perfect!"

"... Absolutely, absolutely..." For a moment, Shen Xianian's heart was so calm that he wanted to be ordained and become a monk.

In the evening, Shen Xianian returned to the dormitory after training, and immediately read and recited the script. In the first episode, he only had four lines. But you want to break up with me? Woooooo..." The third line, "Beicheng, I'm thirsty!" The fourth line, "Beicheng, I still love you, don't leave!" can only be described with two words: "North City, I still love you!" Is this script a new type of powder washing method?

Shen Xianian had to suspect that this was a conspiracy planned by the company to euphemistically hint that he would quit the group, but Shen Xianian had no way out, he had to be popular, by any means!

The filming of "Love in Love" started the next day. The stylist tied Shen Xianian into a high ponytail, put on female makeup, and wore a uniform skirt. All the staff, including teammates, were taken aback. What a shock. The peerless beauty?Chen Zui came over to put his arms around Shen Xianian, and kissed him on the cheek:

"You are so beautiful every year, so beautiful that I want to take you home as my wife!"

Shen Xianian smiled sweetly, and lifted her skirt abruptly. Chen Zui uttered a heart-piercing scream, covered her eyes and poured herself into Zhong Ziqian's arms:

"Ah! My eyes!"

Yuan Wangye also took a deep breath, and slowly looked away, yes, after all, it was Shen Xianian, Shen Xianian wearing big flowered pants with "What are you looking at, you pig's head" printed on it, all this is just an illusion.

Originally, Shen Xianian had to wear high heels. Shen Xianian was 177 tall, and once he wore high heels, he would be as tall as Yuan Wangye, which destroyed the harmony of the picture. Shen Xianian was able to save his life.

The filming went smoothly, after all, there were only four lines. After filming, Shen Xia Nian sat aside to enjoy the shade, and took a few selfies with nothing to do, but the more the filming became more and more addictive, he was a little doubtful about life: Oops, so I am so beautiful ?Does such beauty really exist?

It just so happened that they received a video app promotion some time ago, so Shen Xianian used this video app to record a section of their new dance. Yuan Wangye and Jiang Beicheng happened to pass by, so they came in and danced with him for a short section.Shen Xianian posted this video on Weibo, which is open for business daily, with the caption: Show off [shy].After posting Shen Xianian, he went offline, and the rest was left to fans to go to Lunbo to comment and like, and Shen Xianian, who has less than [-] followers on the whole network, had to be bought by the company for him, otherwise he would Even retweeting over [-] on Weibo is a problem.

Eating in the cafeteria at night, the air conditioner in the cafeteria was broken, and everyone was sweating profusely, so they all took off their shirts. Yuan Wangye was sitting opposite Shen Xianian. As soon as Shen Xianian took off his clothes, he couldn't bear to look away. Shen Xianian gnawed on the duck head He gnawed so ferociously that he caught a glimpse of Yuan Wangye's flushed face, so he took the saliva-stained duck head out of his mouth, waved it in front of Yuan Wangye, and asked jokingly:

"Why are you blushing?"

"hot."

"Actually, Xiaonian is quite promising." Jiang Beicheng pinched Shen Xianian's well-proportioned biceps, "Oh."

To be honest, these muscles were developed by Shen Xianian when he was a porter. He is 20 years old and has been working as a porter since he graduated from high school. With the workload, Lin Daiyu can become Stallone.

Shen Xianian gnawed the duck's head thoroughly, when suddenly the phone rang in his pocket, so he had to ask Jiang Beicheng, who was sitting next to him, to take out the phone for him. When he saw that the caller ID was Hong Dingding, he played it directly:

"Hey, what's the matter Ding?"

"Xia Nian, Xia Nian, you're on the top searches! Hahaha, your followers have grown from 200 million to 300 million! Hahahaha! Finally, you don't need the company to give you money to buy navy troops hahahaha!"

"Huh?" Shen Xianian was incredulous, "How did I get on the trending searches?"

Zhong Ziqian happened to be playing with his mobile phone, and by the way, he opened Weibo. Everyone came over curiously, and clicked on the trending search: Shen Xianian women's clothing

What the hell?The sexy Shen Xianian is heartbroken online, and he just wants to ask the heavens and the earth, why is it because of women's clothing that he was on the trending list for the first time in his life? !