atypical business

Taking advantage of the lunch break, Shen Xianian slumped on the sofa to switch accounts, logged on to a zombie account named "Weibo user 184683476", and opened the Weibo homepage with joy, as if the streets and alleys were full of Andy Lau's pictures when he went out during the Chinese New Year. Congratulations on getting rich, congratulations on being wonderful.

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@野年 Brand Magnifier: I stand in the center of the world and call for love. Brother Nian secretly took pictures of Ono. When Master Zhong broke the news, Ono’s pupils trembled and his face instantly blushed. It’s worth repeating. Master Zhong kowtowed to Master Zhong for his hard work, watching his teammates every day Xiu Enai must be suffering

@野年的大女儿: When I went out this morning, I felt that I would have blood sugar today. When the interview came out today, I cried and lied. Ye Nian locked it, and the key was ground into powder and soaked in JIO.

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@看什么看Have you ever seen a CP madman: I am very calm and I am very fine, let me just say that when I was in high school, I also secretly took pictures of the boys I liked taking naps-calmness is undeniable! ! ! !I would like to turn into Fahai who is playing the erhu by the side of the broken bridge and sing "The Truth Is True"! ! ! !

@红红猪BB: This Yucheng Gu King's online practice made Ye Nian immediately doi

Just at this moment, captain Jiang Beicheng came in, and Shen Xianian asked if he didn't understand:

"Jiang team, what do you mean by immediate doi?"

"What is doi?" Jiang Beicheng threw away his coat and sat next to Shen Xianian, "Would you like to go to Baidu?"

"Baidu said doi refers to the unique identifier of digital objects, which is the best "big data" sample storage and application technology under the background of cloud computing..."

"Where did you see that word?"

Shen Xianian showed Jiang Beicheng the Weibo, Jiang Beicheng was a little puzzled:

"Then it's definitely not that I want you and Xiao Ye to make some digital objects, right? When Xiao Chen comes back, you can ask?"

"Okay." Shen Xianian stood up, "I'm going to the bathroom."

As soon as he opened the door to the lounge, Shen Xianian bumped into Yuan Wangye, the long bell earrings on his earlobe jingled, Yuan Wangye pushed Shen Xianian against the wall, and punched Shen Xianian on the head with a thud, Shen Xianian panicked Meeting Yuan Wangye's gaze, his gaze was a little lowered, so he had to raise his face slightly.

"Why is it all about me in your cell phone photo album?" Yuan Wangye asked aggressively.

"Um, because..." Shen Xianian's eyes flickered, "Because you look good!"

"what?"

Yuan Wangye was taken aback for a moment, and Shen Xianian squeezed his face in an intimate manner, ah, a 16-year-old young boy, his face is covered with collagen, soft and slippery, Shen Xianian couldn't help pinching a few more times:

"Xiaoye is so pretty, it's a pity that I don't pat this face much."

"Don't pinch my face!"

Yuan Wangye waved Shen Xianian's hand away in a panic, Shen Xianian's phoenix pupils shone brightly, and he winked at Yuan Wangye:

"I'm going to pee, bye."

As we all know, in an era of fast food where entertainment is deadly, the production speed of idol groups is as if they are produced on the Foxconn assembly line. Many idol groups are short-lived in front of the public, and their popularity and topicality immediately plummet—that is, the so-called "mud". , However, the vast majority of idol groups have never even been popular, and they can't even be called muddled.

As a member of the emerging idol boy group ABO, Shen Xianian has become more and more aware of his ambiguity in the month since his debut.His family background is too poor. Jiang Beicheng discovered Shen Xianian who was working as a porter in the toilet. Every time he was interviewed, the other team members were versatile and possessed unique skills. Only Shen Xianian racked his brains and could only come up with "Strength, eating Much more", compared to other members, Shen Xianian didn't have anything outstanding - except for his face.

But it is precisely because of this face that he faces a position that is neither awkward nor embarrassing. In order to distinguish him from other idol boy groups, Shen Xianian takes a neutral route, with long hair, female makeup, and nail polish. In addition, he has phoenix eyes, and any look in his eyes is sultry, so that as soon as Shen Xianian made his debut, he was mercilessly branded as a "sissy" by the paid marketing account. Opinions became polarized, and as soon as public opinion led him, Shen Xianian immediately died before he could win.

However, I have to admit that Shen Xianian is indeed beautiful, and she is still the kind of flirtatious beauty. Black fans can't find fault with Shen Xianian's face, and they simply say that Shen Xianian is a woman, and she made her debut only by being slept by the company's executives, but it seems that Some fans think that "Shen Xia Nian is a woman" is a supreme and perfect compliment, and they still call Shen Xia Nian a beautiful sister... Well, at least they like me, Shen Xia Nian comforts herself in this way.

If you want to reason, there is no reason to say it. To put it bluntly, Shen Xianian is a part-time worker. The company told Shen Xianian to wear long hair and shave his head. This "coquettish slut" route is for the company to prevent him from being similar to Yuan Wangye's style, Shen Xianian dared not speak out.

Yuan Wangye is the C position in the group, and it has been pre-determined before his debut. There are five members in the group, but even if there are 50 members in the group, the C position is still the unshakable Yuan Wangye. To put it bluntly, the others are here to carry Yuan Wangye's shoes.

Yuan Wangye is the youngest in the ABO, but he has a great background. Even the boss respectfully calls him Little Yuan Wuye when he sees Yuan Wangye. With the title of Little Yuan Fifth Master, he doesn't have any negative news, and even the notorious marketing account in the entertainment industry praises him wildly.

Although Shen Xianian is the face of ABO, many fans are not convinced. They think Yuan Wangye, who is handsome and beautiful once in 5000 years, is the real value of the face. Blooming, water pens will leak water after seeing Yuan Wangye, and people will want to marry Yuan Wangye after seeing him.In short, Yuan Wangye’s fans——Yicai people believe that there are only two types of groups in this world, one is people who like Yuan Wangye, and the rest are not people.

Yuan Wangye is only 17 years old after his birthday this year, and Shen Xianian is not a Buddha, so it is impossible not to be envious and jealous. He knows that his existence is to set off Yuan Wangye and entrust Little Yuan Wuye to a higher and wider world.Who is going to wash the emperor's feet instead of washing his feet?There can be tens of thousands of foot-washing maidservants, but the emperor can only have one.But Shen Xianian, the foot-washing maid, is really not reconciled. Why is it that some people are born to be emperors, while others can only be foot-washing maids for a lifetime?Even if the foot-washing maid can't be an emperor, at least she can be a queen!

So Shen Xianian registered a small Weibo account, and surfed the Internet every day to search for his name, wanting to see the objective evaluations of passers-by, but the search mentality collapsed: he was originally bleak, and almost all the searches were insults: " He looked at all kinds of vicious and cruel words such as "sissy", "vase", "coquettish slut", "women are not allowed to join the boy group", "go to death", and the more he looked at it, the more he regretted it, thinking that he might as well keep going back. After moving bricks at the construction site, when he was disheartened, he suddenly found a unique Weibo:

@反钟踪飞飞: I found that Yuan Wangye and Shen Xianian are a good match. In Yuan Danli, they are the cold and handsome prince, the little wolf dog under the year, and the beauty in the vase, is there anyone who compares this pair with me?

There were actually sixteen comments at the bottom. Shen Xianian clicked on the comments and saw that several of Yuan Wangye's fans said that all the pheasants who brought their idols to the stage were dead, and the rest agreed:

- So I'm not alone!When this group first debuted, I took a look at it, and I thought they had a good aura!Are there any sisters here to pick candy?

-Who doesn't like a cruel brother messing with a beautiful sister, it's arranged

- Yes, sister!No need to dig!Just open your mouth and eat candy!The second episode of the group tour, a trip to the night market in Taipei, Ono is so cute, he eats everything before giving it to brother Nian, like giving a daughter-in-law a drug test, super pet!Video address guide: xxxxxxxx

... what the hell?Shen Xianian seems to have lost his memory. Half a month ago they went to Taiwan to shoot a scene, and went to the night market after work. Yuan Wangye was picky eaters to an outrageous level. There was a camera shooting, and Yuan Wangye could not show too obvious picky eaters. He just bit them symbolically. Take a bite, and then give it to Shen Xianian, who is the most edible and not fat in the group. He is basically a living trash can. In the eyes of the fans, is it Yuan Wangye who dotes on him?Wouldn't the conscience of the person who said such a thing hurt?Do you still think he is compatible with Yuan Wangye?

Although Shen Xianian took the coquettish and slut route, until now he is still resisting this character design. Every time he sits with his legs spread apart in front of the camera, the audience in the audience will look at him strangely, as if conveying to him "Girls can't The message of "sit with legs open"; when other teammates take off their clothes casually, there will be a lot of screams, but when Shen Xianian takes off his clothes, there will be a lot of screams. What are they doing? Are their pectoral muscles pectoral muscles?But now there is a huge group of rotten girls, if it is true as that netizen said, everyone likes to eat high-cold princes and submissive beauties, then can he... find another way?

With some divine help, Shen Xianian's plan to repost is progressing very smoothly.He and Yuan Wangye rarely interacted in front of the camera before. Yuan Wangye was the C position, and he always stood at the side. Now he always pretends to be indifferent and floats to Yuan Wangye's side, trying to find ways to mention Yuan Wangye in the interview. , Yuan Wangye will definitely respond to the cue, and after interacting with Yuan Wangye, Shen Xianian's topic level finally increased.

Today's interview was purely unintentional. Shen Xianian did take advantage of Yuan Wangye's nap in the lounge to take a photo, but for other purposes, he was bumped into by the team's sub-vocalist Zhong Ziqian, and he pretended to signal Zhong Ziqian not to speak out. , Zhong Ziqian smiled knowingly, turned around and said in the interview that Shen Xianian secretly filmed Yuan Wangye taking a nap.

After going to the bathroom, Zhong Ziqian and Chen Zui are both in the waiting room. Zhong Ziqian and Chen Zui are the "official partners" of the team. They are clearly required by the company to interact more in front of the camera, but they grew up together. The two are as good in front of the camera as they are in private, and they have a perfect understanding and seem very natural.Zhong Ziqian, who has a more ruthless appearance, is positioned as the gong, and Chen, who takes the cute and sunny route, is the most popular. Their CP is called Qianbei Budui, and the popularity of CP topics is currently ranked TOP3, which has achieved good results.Chen Zui is a veteran fan circle driver, those weird fan circle terms were all taught by Chen Zui to Shen Xianian:

"szd is the abbreviation of 'is true', for example, 'a thousand cups are not drunk is true' means they think that Aqian and I are really in a relationship, isrio and is true mean the same, but the difference between English and Chinese. "

"'Locked' means they don't allow Aqian and me to be separated."

"zqsg is the abbreviation of true feelings, and dbq is the abbreviation of sorry, although I don't know why

abbreviation. "

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In short, all kinds of unimaginable words really amazed Shen Xianian, and now he was about to ask Chen Zui what doi is. Yuan Wangye came in shirtless, holding a popsicle in his mouth, murmuring.

"Xiao Chen, what does doi mean?"

"Oh, do means doing in English, and i means love in Chinese, and when you put them together, you mean doing—"

"Okay, okay! I got it! I love you Chumi!"

Shen Xianian glanced at Yuan Wangye with a guilty conscience. He was sitting on the sofa playing games. His hands and feet were slender. Because he was in puberty, his body was still developing vertically. His muscles were not too obvious, and there were a few shallow texture grooves. .He noticed Shen Xianian's gaze, and immediately raised his eyes to look at Shen Xianian. The two looked at each other, and Shen Xianian suddenly discovered that Yuan Wangye was actually innocent... stupid?Like a naive and cute little Shiba Inu, when I think of how despicably I used him... Forget it, anyway, he has already been scolded to the ground, so he doesn't care about it anymore.

After training in the evening and returning to the dormitory to rest, Shen Xianian searched the name of the CP Ye Nian on a whim before going to bed, and was surprised to find that they actually had a fanart!You know, when Chen Zui has nothing to do, he likes to search for his own and Zhong Ziqian's fanart. After Shen Xianian was lucky enough to read it, he felt that his world view had collapsed, so that for a while he saw Zhong Ziqian and Chen Zui together, and in his mind It’s all about the same humanities description:

"Every day, Zhong Ziqian and Chen Zui are in harmony on the surface, but the other teammates who get along day and night don't know that they have changed. Chen Zui, who is cute and cheerful during the day, has become an adult at night on Zhong Ziqian's bed. A double bondage, both emotional and physical..."

Shen Xianian was hesitating whether to watch it, but was frightened by the sudden knock on the door, throwing away his phone, and ran to open the door. Yuan Wangye was leaning against the door frame with a black snake wrapped around his arm:

"Brother Nian, do you mind if I want to sleep with you overnight?"

"……what?"

"It's useless to mind, you go and make my bed," Yuan Wangye sat down on Shen Xianian's bed domineeringly, and from the corner of his eyes, he saw that Shen Xianian's phone screen was still on, and picked up the phone curiously, "Brother Nian, are you reading a novel?" ? Why so many words..."