Why not human! [Quick travel]

The sky was clear and cloudless, with just the right amount of light overhead.

The bus started and continued to move forward.

The canary swooped down and flew in through the open window of the bus, bringing in a cool breeze.

He got into the car and circled around Shen Dian's head.

Then it landed on the shoulder of the gray-haired old woman next to her.

Shen Dian was beaten and kicked by Yi Tong yesterday, and today, she didn't wash her hair or take a shower.

Shen Dian didn't know what Canary was thinking. In his opinion, no matter where this bird man chose to stay, it was normal.

It was as if it suddenly stopped on top of his head.

The gray-haired old woman looked at the canary standing on her shoulder, her fingers were about to move, and she really wanted to reach out and touch it.

"Old girl, wait! Don't move yet!" shouted a stylishly dressed old man in the front row wearing a hat and glasses.

He took a camera out of the backpack he carried with him.

"Well... don't move, I'll take a picture for you."

When the gray-haired old woman heard the words, she immediately turned her head to look at the camera, and stretched out two fingers to say "yeah".

The moment the old man holding the camera focused his gaze on the camera screen, several elderly figures quickly appeared beside the gray-haired mother-in-law. They approached Canary and the old woman, faced the camera, and smiled.

Trying to take a shot.

"Crack."

The old man presses the shutter.

The photo engraved the smiles and canaries of a group of old people. In the right corner of the photo, a bruised and swollen face was photographed.

……

Shen Dian stood at the front of the bus, in the middle of the corridor, turned slightly sideways, made fists with both hands, one fist facing upwards, placed on the front of the forehead, and the other fist facing the inside, placed behind the buttocks.

This pose lasted at least 1 minute.

The old people stared at him with great interest from the beginning, and gradually became impatient.

Shen Dian asked all the elderly people in the car and the person in charge of this trip to take a free ride.

There is no money, but you can do art for it.

The old people made indifferent voices, and the person in charge showed great kindness, saying that if the art sells well, he will be allowed to stay in the car.

So there was this scene in front of me.

Shen Dian suddenly moved.

His crotch drives his waist, he twists left and right twice, stretches out his right hand forward, swings his palm up and down, and moves his left foot at the same time.

Voice over yourself.

"Like a seaweed seaweed!"

Shen Dian stretched his hands upwards, and swung his hips and arms from left to right, while squatting down, trying to make himself dance like kelp washed by the waves in the sea.

"Seaweed, seaweed, swaying with the waves~"

"Seaweed, seaweed, seaweed, seaweed, dance in the waves!"

While twisting his whole body, he dubbed himself passionately.

In the midst of self-forgetfulness, Shen Dian froze suddenly.

Next... forgot how to dance.

But it doesn't bother him!

Shen Dian turned his back and continued to twist his body from top to bottom in the same posture just now.

Very enchanting.

After twisting, he quickly jumped to the left side of the corridor, with one hand bent and the arm raised in front, and the other hand straightened behind and down.

"Seaweed, seaweed, seaweed, seaweed, don't care about the stormy waves! I have my own happiness~"

Shen Dian turned around suddenly, and threw an electric eye at many old people. His eyes were sharp and enchanting, his eyebrows were raised and lowered, his face was serious, and he didn't move his facial expressions when he opened his mouth to dub for himself.

"A sea of ​​people~"

"Boundless~"

Turning his face away, he continued to twist his whole body into a kelp.

"Follow the tide, ups and downs~"

Shen Dian turned his head again, his eyebrows and eyes raised, his face was expressionless, he turned his head to the left before, but this time he turned to the right.

"Life~"

"It's like a dream~"

……

"Thank you, uncles and aunts, for your support!" Shen Dian bowed to all the old people happily.

A moment of silence.

The old people seem to have suffered some kind of mental shock.

"Well, good, good, good..." An old man came back to his senses, stretched out his hands and applauded tremblingly, his voice trembling slightly.

Drive a few sparse noises.

"Thank you! Thank you!" Shen Dian smiled brightly.

"Uncles and aunts! Do you want another one!" He asked.

"No, no, no!" The old man waved his hands again and again.

"The young man is tired from dancing, take a break, take a rest..." the old woman repeatedly persuaded.

Shen Dian suddenly wanted to say shyly: "Then... Uncles and aunts, how is my dance?"

There was a sudden silence in the air.

"Don't uncles and aunts like it? Then I will dance for you again. This dance will definitely satisfy you!"

"No need! The young man dances very well! No need to re-dance!"

"exactly."

"Young man, please sit down, it's still far away from Zs City!"

Before the person in charge had time to express any opinions, the old people pressed Shen Dian on the seat one after another, who was eager to try another dance.

Canary: ...

He spread his wings and flew out of the open window of the bus.

The bus drove to the entrance of the expressway and stopped slowly.

There are a dozen or so cars parked in front of them, impassable, but the road ahead of the ten or so cars is unimpeded.

It stands to reason that such a situation should not be blocked.

The person in charge told the old people to sit in their seats and not to get out of the car and walk around casually, and gave Shen Dian a warning look before getting out of the car to find out the situation.

"I'm looking for someone in front, and I want to check one car at a time."

When the person in charge came back, he said to everyone.

"The speed is very fast, we can't wait for long."

Shen Dian walked to the front of the bus, looked forward for a moment, then suddenly turned around and asked the person in charge, "Who is looking for someone, the police?"

"I don't know, I didn't see anyone in police uniform."

Stopping and checking people, not the police...

It seems that the old bastard's people are here.

"Uncle, your hat is so pretty, cool and handsome!" Shen Dian walked up to the fashionable old man with the camera and praised him.

"Hey..." The old man smiled, pointed at the hat and said triumphantly, "Not bad, my daughter bought it for me!"

"Awesome! Can you lend me a try? It won't get dirty!"

"What's the matter, here." The old man took off the hat from his head, revealing the sparse hair, and handed the hat to Shen Dian.

"Thank you!" Shen Dian took the hat, threw it on himself casually, and lowered the brim of the hat on his forehead.

"Auntie, don't you wear the coat you brought now?"

"...Don't wear it, wear it when it's cold." The old man looked at Shen Dian with doubts and a little vigilance.

"Hehehe... Auntie~ I'm a bit cold, this coat... can I..." Shen Dian rubbed his hands with anticipation.

"No, how can this work, you are a big boy, how can you wear my clothes!" The old man refused.

Shen Dian suddenly looked disappointed and disappointed.

"Auntie~"

"Auntie~~"

"Lend me to wear it~~~"

The old man remained silent, grabbed his coat tightly, and looked at him with a vigilant and hostile look from Nanny Rong.

Shen Dian was deeply shocked in his heart. He had a white and tender baby face with big eyes. It was most effective to act like a baby to people like aunts and mothers-in-law, but now... all because of his bruised nose and swollen face ruined his beauty!

Damn bastard, beat people in the face!

"Then...then..." Shen Dian tried to struggle again. "Auntie, just lend me your coat, I'll dance for you!"

Hearing this, the old man's heart trembled, and the coat in his hands loosened unconsciously.

Shen Dian seemed to see hope, and hurriedly said: "Dance a different dance from just now! Just show it to Auntie!"

elder:……

"You wear the coat, don't break it for me!"

"Don't dance, don't dance, you dance so ugly."

The old man made a frank voice.

Shen Dian's hand that happily caught the throwing coat stiffened immediately, as if struck by lightning, and his mind went blank.

"……Aunt……"

Shen Dian lowered his head, and with a low voice, unfolded the strange coat of excrement yellow and bright red.

"Your clothes are really..."

"My clothes are really nice, return them to me if you don't wear them." The old man glanced at him sideways, his eyes full of warning.

"No, no, no, I didn't say anything, I mean it's pretty, it's pretty, it's so pretty!!" Shen Dian said as she put on the slightly smaller coat with tears in her eyes.

He only looked at his upper body, not his face, as if he had turned into a little old lady.

This dress, once put on, gives people the feeling of a little old lady with bound feet in the Republic of China.

"Ugh……"

Shen Dian, who had turned into a little old lady, sighed and sat on the empty seat at the back of the bus.

"Young man, have you committed a crime?" The old man sitting next to him, wearing a thermal vest, suddenly asked Shen Dian.

After the person in charge came back with the words just now, everyone saw Shendian's troubles, and they would naturally connect them.

"What? I didn't do anything wrong, I'm a good person!" Shen Dian had a rare serious face, which made people believe him a little bit.

"Then why are they looking for you?"

"Because I am a good person, they are not good people!"

……

"It's like this..."

"My cousin is a migrant worker, he works on a construction site..."

"Working with bricks and mud every day, my body is always dusty. I move around the construction site every day. I do youthful and physical work. I am so tired that I fall asleep as soon as I go home."

"That's how he worked for nearly two years."

"My cousin's wife is about to give birth, but he has no production fee, nutrition fee, and milk powder fee. It stands to reason that he works hard every day, so he doesn't even have any savings, right?"

"But he just didn't, because the construction company cut their wages in half every month, saying it was temporarily insufficient funds."

"...Recently my cousin went to the company every day to ask for wages. At first, the company found all kinds of excuses to shirk him, but then he probably got annoyed by my cousin, and even found someone to beat him up!"

"The family has no money, and my cousin is about to give birth, but my cousin was beaten and bedridden."

"I really can't swallow this breath. It just so happens that I am the editor of a small newspaper, so I exposed the information about that construction company and published it in the newspaper."

"People from that construction company found me, and several of them beat me up!"

As Shen Dian spoke, he raised his face and raised his arms, motioning for the old people to look at his wounds.

"These were beaten by those people!"

"They threatened me to mark the article in the newspaper as wrong in the next issue and make me apologize!"

"I don't want to, so I sneaked out. No, they came out to block people."

"Pity my cousin, he worked hard for him for two years, but in the end..."

As Shen Dian spoke, his voice was choked up, and there were tears in his eyes.

The parallel bus flew for a while, and Canary, who was about to enter through the window: ...

Nothing to say.

Really know how to make up.

The author has something to say: Ah, the cuties are too enthusiastic, and the feedback is back to Broken Hands, so I... I won’t reply one by one, but I will read it all, I love you all!

The lyrics in this chapter quote from "Seaweed Dance" Lyrics: Xiao Quan Song: Xiao Quan Arranger: Xiao Quan/Partyman