Why not human! [Quick travel]
Chapter 40...The Canary in the Cage
Maybe it was tired from standing, and the canary on the top of the head lay down.
Shen Dian felt it.
"Brother Bird, you shouldn't be hatching eggs on my head!" He bluffed and shouted.
There is a sudden sharp pain on the scalp.
He was pecked hard by a canary.
"Ouch!" Shen Dian exclaimed in pain, reflexively reaching out to touch it.
Shen Dian burst into tears when he also felt labor pains on the back of his hand.
"What kind of bird are you?" A gray-haired old lady approached Shen Dian and asked, her eyes fixed on the canary curiously.
"This one, I heard people say it's a canary." Shen Dian replied.
The old woman nodded and looked at the canary's pale yellow feathers.
"Auntie, are you also going to attend class to get eggs?"
"Yes!"
"How long will it take to listen to this class before I can get the egg?"
"Look at the time, some time is longer, some time is shorter, and it usually ends in an hour; I was near Xinghu Road over there last week, and I only took half an hour of class before I got the class." A big bag of washing powder!"
Shen Dian nodded: "Auntie, are there many activities of giving away things in this kind of lecture? What is the lecture about?"
"There are quite a lot of such activities, and they are everywhere, just to attract popularity."
"The lectures are all invited experts, talk about health preservation, talk about products!"
Shen Dian vaguely understood something.
"Are they selling you a product?" he asked.
"Some asked us to buy products, but the ones who came today didn't let us buy them. They bought them voluntarily. If they don't want to buy them, they don't have to pay a penny."
"If they don't sell products, what do they do with lectures about products?" Shen Dian was puzzled.
"Talk about health preservation, talk about products, let us pay attention to our bodies."
"It's here, I won't tell you, young man, I'm going in first."
﹉
The staff organizing the event originally did not allow Shen Dian to enter, but in the end he slipped in with a stern face.
They were all built without money, and the old bastard actually searched everything on him, not even keeping fifty cents.
Shen Dian moved the bench and sat among a group of old ladies and grandfathers, his belief in bringing down Wang Wensheng became more firm in his heart.
The canary lay silently on top of his head, one person and one bird were particularly conspicuous among the crowd of old people.
Ahead, standing beside the podium was a man in his thirties, wearing glasses, a white shirt, suit pants and leather shoes.
It is said that this is an expert from the First Department of Daxi General Hospital of Integrated Traditional Chinese and Western Medicine.
The name of the hospital is quite long. Although none of the elderly present had heard of this hospital, they still thought it was very powerful and applauded enthusiastically.
He's been talking for a while now, with a warm tone and a high-pitched voice that comes out clearly from the speakers.
"...The uncles and aunts present here are also getting old. You must learn to take care of yourself, don't be reluctant to spend money, and don't be stingy with taking care of your body. Your body is your own! And once you get sick, the hospital will pay for various examination fees, medical treatment, etc. Fees, nutrition expenses, it's a lot of money, and the children have to spare time to take care of them day and night, it's not worth the candle."
"...It is also necessary to do a good job in disease prevention, so that the body's immunity can be strengthened..."
"...When I saw you, I thought of my parents who were far away in my hometown. In the past, my family had no money, and my father was sick in bed all year round. The house has always had the smell of traditional Chinese medicine..."
The expert seemed to be a little choked up while talking, turned around and blinked his head, calmed down for two seconds, then turned around again, and continued: "I have been working and wandering alone for so many years, and I don't know how they live. Okay, you are just like my parents..."
"...This propolis is green and environmentally friendly, and has absolutely no side effects. The raw materials are imported from the United States, Switzerland and other countries. Using the latest nanotechnology, the essence is extracted from a variety of rare plants and animals, concentrated into a small grain, which contains a variety of vitamins. , Minerals...can greatly improve the body's immunity, and when the immunity is up, physical diseases will not be able to find you..."
"Is this propolis useful for high blood pressure?" An old man in the audience suddenly asked.
The expert smiled slightly and said, "This uncle is right, this propolis is very helpful in reducing high blood pressure."
"Does diabetes work?"
"Have!"
"What about osteoporosis?"
"Can be cured!"
"Is there any effect on old cold legs?"
"Have!"
"Cure all diseases!"
"That one, who was lame at first, just ate our Changsheng propolis, now he's completely healed, his legs are no longer lame, and he won the second prize in the long-distance running in the provincial sports meeting last year!"
……
Shen Dian sat in the crowd of old people under the stage. At the beginning, he listened carefully to the expert's speech. He was amused, but later he began to fall asleep.
The canary above her head has already closed her eyes and meditated.
Shen Dian fell asleep, and slowly leaned his head on the shoulder of the old man next to him.
The old man had a square face, the corners of his mouth pulled down, and he glanced sideways at him, ignoring him.
﹉
"Trash! Idiots! A bunch of rubbish!" Wang Wensheng cursed, took the vase from the bookshelf, and smashed it on the ground.
"Whoa..."
The ceramic vase shattered and jumped up, and the sharp fragments splashed on the faces of the lowered men.
The subordinates closed their eyes slightly to prevent those fragments from bursting into their eyes.
The face that was sore from being swept by the ceramic shards couldn't care about it.
Wang Wensheng suddenly grabbed his collar and roared, "What's the use of you? What's the use!"
"Dozens of people are guarding this villa inside and out, and people ran away!"
Wang Wensheng squeezed his collar hand and pushed hard, and his buttocks sat down on the ground.
"Get out! Catch that kid back to me, if you can't get him back, you don't have to come back and mess around!"
The subordinates slowly got up from the ground, stood up, bowed their heads respectfully.
"Boss, that god must have an accomplice! The door on the ground in the house and the locks in the basement were all destroyed from the outside! Moreover, his accomplice has extremely sharp weapons, and these door locks were all destroyed with a single blow!"
After hearing this, Wang Wensheng pondered for a moment, his eyes narrowed slightly, and a fierce light shone from them.
Like a ferocious lone wolf.
He glanced at his men suddenly.
The subordinates were skipped by such eyes, and cold sweat broke out instantly on the back.
"Why don't you go! Do you want me to send you off?"
"Whether he has helpers or not, we must take him back at all costs!"
"Those who seem to be helpers can be caught if they can be caught, and they don't have to be persistent if they can't be caught, they don't matter if they are shot or killed!"
"Yes! Boss!" The subordinate quickly responded, and ran out to order others.
Wang Wensheng stood on the spot with his hands behind his back, feeling extremely uneasy deep in his heart. After a while, he shook his hands and smashed the vase on the ground again.
"Whoa..."
﹉
The bus was parked in the field, and several elderly people were standing in front of the bus door chatting, and they were not in a hurry to get on the bus.
They are still waiting for others to come.
Five minutes later, most of the people arrived, and the old people boarded the car one after another with their bags filled with food and water.
After another 3 minutes, the staff arrived and the bus started.
The vehicle drove to the adjacent city, zs city.
When passing the corner of the intersection, a skinny man on a bicycle suddenly got out from the slanting spine, rampaging, seeing that he could not escape, and was about to run over him, the bus driver slammed on the brakes.
"squeak--"
The old people in the seats leaned forward one after another, and there was a panic in the car. Fortunately, the old people had already been told to fasten their seat belts, and apart from being a little frightened, there was nothing serious.
"Boom! Boom boom!"
At the rear of the bus, there was a sound between the last row of seats and the glass windows, as if something was rolling and bumping in between.
"Ouch! Ah!"
A few screams came from the rear of the bus, and the voice sounded quite young.
The old people looked at each other in blank dismay.
"Hiss... the old wound has not healed, and a new wound has been added..."
Shen Dian sat up from the gap between the last row of seats and the glass window, rubbing his head and gasping for air.
The old man sitting in the last row didn't notice him at first, but now he sat up suddenly, and stood up in fright.
It's a pity that I was restrained by the seat belt, and I stood up halfway and was bounced back to sit.
The person who was in charge of taking this group of old people out to the neighboring city of ZS this time was a young guy in his twenties, with a small body, dark skin, and a steady temperament.
He unbuckled his seat belt, stood up from the seat, walked towards Shendian, and asked, "Where did you come from?"
"Uh..." Shen Dian rubbed his forehead, the swelling has subsided a lot compared to yesterday when he was beaten by Wang Wensheng's men.
But obviously, this is not the right time to lament your good physique.
"I...Where is this, who am I..."
Shen Dian had nothing to say, so he could only pretend to be crazy and stupid, trying to get away with it.
"How do I know who you are? This is on the bus chartered by our company. You'd better go down now and find out who you are yourself." The young man's eyes were not friendly.
Those eyes seemed to say, if you don't get out of the car, I will have to beat you up and get you out of the car.
"Hey! This guy, didn't you meet the one at the door? Where is your golden... canary! Where did you go?" The gray-haired old woman who met in the morning suddenly pointed at Shen Dian.
Shen Dian's eyes lit up, and he immediately found a savior.
He bent his long legs, jumped, landed conveniently and jumped out from the gap between the last row of seats and the glass window, spun coquettishly on the spot to relieve his force, and stood firmly in the car.
The injuries all over his body did not hinder him from acting handsome.
With the index finger and middle finger together, he brushed his hair and smiled.
It's a pity that although the swelling on his face has subsided, it is still full of colors. He doesn't look handsome, only funny.
"Papa papa!" The old people immediately applauded.
"The lad is very skilled!"
"neat!"
"it is good!"
The young guy who was in charge of taking the old people out to play suddenly didn't know what to say. He was in charge of taking the old people out to play with three purposes: safety, fun, and selling products.
Now this group of old people is obviously happy. It was said in the training that at times like this, you have to do what they want, don't throw cold water on them, don't hinder them.
For a moment, he didn't know whether he should immediately drive Shen Dian out of the car.
With a happy smile on Shen Dian's face, he ran to the seat of the gray-haired old woman and squatted down.
"Aunt!"
"Canary, it's outside!"
"Outside?" The old woman was puzzled, and looked sideways out of the window.
The other old people looked out the window curiously.
"No?" The old woman looked carefully for a while, but she didn't see any birds.
"Over there! Look, that yellow canary overhead!" shouted the old man with thinning hair, pointing to the sky.
Everyone looked towards him one after another, and saw the canary under the blue sky and white clouds, with its wings illuminated by the sun and reflecting golden light wandering in the sky, flying freely, briskly and nimbly.
The canary circled in the air and rushed into the sky with its head raised.
"Chirp—"
"Chirp—"
A crisp and soft long beep sounded, and the sound entered the ears.
Shen Dian felt it.
"Brother Bird, you shouldn't be hatching eggs on my head!" He bluffed and shouted.
There is a sudden sharp pain on the scalp.
He was pecked hard by a canary.
"Ouch!" Shen Dian exclaimed in pain, reflexively reaching out to touch it.
Shen Dian burst into tears when he also felt labor pains on the back of his hand.
"What kind of bird are you?" A gray-haired old lady approached Shen Dian and asked, her eyes fixed on the canary curiously.
"This one, I heard people say it's a canary." Shen Dian replied.
The old woman nodded and looked at the canary's pale yellow feathers.
"Auntie, are you also going to attend class to get eggs?"
"Yes!"
"How long will it take to listen to this class before I can get the egg?"
"Look at the time, some time is longer, some time is shorter, and it usually ends in an hour; I was near Xinghu Road over there last week, and I only took half an hour of class before I got the class." A big bag of washing powder!"
Shen Dian nodded: "Auntie, are there many activities of giving away things in this kind of lecture? What is the lecture about?"
"There are quite a lot of such activities, and they are everywhere, just to attract popularity."
"The lectures are all invited experts, talk about health preservation, talk about products!"
Shen Dian vaguely understood something.
"Are they selling you a product?" he asked.
"Some asked us to buy products, but the ones who came today didn't let us buy them. They bought them voluntarily. If they don't want to buy them, they don't have to pay a penny."
"If they don't sell products, what do they do with lectures about products?" Shen Dian was puzzled.
"Talk about health preservation, talk about products, let us pay attention to our bodies."
"It's here, I won't tell you, young man, I'm going in first."
﹉
The staff organizing the event originally did not allow Shen Dian to enter, but in the end he slipped in with a stern face.
They were all built without money, and the old bastard actually searched everything on him, not even keeping fifty cents.
Shen Dian moved the bench and sat among a group of old ladies and grandfathers, his belief in bringing down Wang Wensheng became more firm in his heart.
The canary lay silently on top of his head, one person and one bird were particularly conspicuous among the crowd of old people.
Ahead, standing beside the podium was a man in his thirties, wearing glasses, a white shirt, suit pants and leather shoes.
It is said that this is an expert from the First Department of Daxi General Hospital of Integrated Traditional Chinese and Western Medicine.
The name of the hospital is quite long. Although none of the elderly present had heard of this hospital, they still thought it was very powerful and applauded enthusiastically.
He's been talking for a while now, with a warm tone and a high-pitched voice that comes out clearly from the speakers.
"...The uncles and aunts present here are also getting old. You must learn to take care of yourself, don't be reluctant to spend money, and don't be stingy with taking care of your body. Your body is your own! And once you get sick, the hospital will pay for various examination fees, medical treatment, etc. Fees, nutrition expenses, it's a lot of money, and the children have to spare time to take care of them day and night, it's not worth the candle."
"...It is also necessary to do a good job in disease prevention, so that the body's immunity can be strengthened..."
"...When I saw you, I thought of my parents who were far away in my hometown. In the past, my family had no money, and my father was sick in bed all year round. The house has always had the smell of traditional Chinese medicine..."
The expert seemed to be a little choked up while talking, turned around and blinked his head, calmed down for two seconds, then turned around again, and continued: "I have been working and wandering alone for so many years, and I don't know how they live. Okay, you are just like my parents..."
"...This propolis is green and environmentally friendly, and has absolutely no side effects. The raw materials are imported from the United States, Switzerland and other countries. Using the latest nanotechnology, the essence is extracted from a variety of rare plants and animals, concentrated into a small grain, which contains a variety of vitamins. , Minerals...can greatly improve the body's immunity, and when the immunity is up, physical diseases will not be able to find you..."
"Is this propolis useful for high blood pressure?" An old man in the audience suddenly asked.
The expert smiled slightly and said, "This uncle is right, this propolis is very helpful in reducing high blood pressure."
"Does diabetes work?"
"Have!"
"What about osteoporosis?"
"Can be cured!"
"Is there any effect on old cold legs?"
"Have!"
"Cure all diseases!"
"That one, who was lame at first, just ate our Changsheng propolis, now he's completely healed, his legs are no longer lame, and he won the second prize in the long-distance running in the provincial sports meeting last year!"
……
Shen Dian sat in the crowd of old people under the stage. At the beginning, he listened carefully to the expert's speech. He was amused, but later he began to fall asleep.
The canary above her head has already closed her eyes and meditated.
Shen Dian fell asleep, and slowly leaned his head on the shoulder of the old man next to him.
The old man had a square face, the corners of his mouth pulled down, and he glanced sideways at him, ignoring him.
﹉
"Trash! Idiots! A bunch of rubbish!" Wang Wensheng cursed, took the vase from the bookshelf, and smashed it on the ground.
"Whoa..."
The ceramic vase shattered and jumped up, and the sharp fragments splashed on the faces of the lowered men.
The subordinates closed their eyes slightly to prevent those fragments from bursting into their eyes.
The face that was sore from being swept by the ceramic shards couldn't care about it.
Wang Wensheng suddenly grabbed his collar and roared, "What's the use of you? What's the use!"
"Dozens of people are guarding this villa inside and out, and people ran away!"
Wang Wensheng squeezed his collar hand and pushed hard, and his buttocks sat down on the ground.
"Get out! Catch that kid back to me, if you can't get him back, you don't have to come back and mess around!"
The subordinates slowly got up from the ground, stood up, bowed their heads respectfully.
"Boss, that god must have an accomplice! The door on the ground in the house and the locks in the basement were all destroyed from the outside! Moreover, his accomplice has extremely sharp weapons, and these door locks were all destroyed with a single blow!"
After hearing this, Wang Wensheng pondered for a moment, his eyes narrowed slightly, and a fierce light shone from them.
Like a ferocious lone wolf.
He glanced at his men suddenly.
The subordinates were skipped by such eyes, and cold sweat broke out instantly on the back.
"Why don't you go! Do you want me to send you off?"
"Whether he has helpers or not, we must take him back at all costs!"
"Those who seem to be helpers can be caught if they can be caught, and they don't have to be persistent if they can't be caught, they don't matter if they are shot or killed!"
"Yes! Boss!" The subordinate quickly responded, and ran out to order others.
Wang Wensheng stood on the spot with his hands behind his back, feeling extremely uneasy deep in his heart. After a while, he shook his hands and smashed the vase on the ground again.
"Whoa..."
﹉
The bus was parked in the field, and several elderly people were standing in front of the bus door chatting, and they were not in a hurry to get on the bus.
They are still waiting for others to come.
Five minutes later, most of the people arrived, and the old people boarded the car one after another with their bags filled with food and water.
After another 3 minutes, the staff arrived and the bus started.
The vehicle drove to the adjacent city, zs city.
When passing the corner of the intersection, a skinny man on a bicycle suddenly got out from the slanting spine, rampaging, seeing that he could not escape, and was about to run over him, the bus driver slammed on the brakes.
"squeak--"
The old people in the seats leaned forward one after another, and there was a panic in the car. Fortunately, the old people had already been told to fasten their seat belts, and apart from being a little frightened, there was nothing serious.
"Boom! Boom boom!"
At the rear of the bus, there was a sound between the last row of seats and the glass windows, as if something was rolling and bumping in between.
"Ouch! Ah!"
A few screams came from the rear of the bus, and the voice sounded quite young.
The old people looked at each other in blank dismay.
"Hiss... the old wound has not healed, and a new wound has been added..."
Shen Dian sat up from the gap between the last row of seats and the glass window, rubbing his head and gasping for air.
The old man sitting in the last row didn't notice him at first, but now he sat up suddenly, and stood up in fright.
It's a pity that I was restrained by the seat belt, and I stood up halfway and was bounced back to sit.
The person who was in charge of taking this group of old people out to the neighboring city of ZS this time was a young guy in his twenties, with a small body, dark skin, and a steady temperament.
He unbuckled his seat belt, stood up from the seat, walked towards Shendian, and asked, "Where did you come from?"
"Uh..." Shen Dian rubbed his forehead, the swelling has subsided a lot compared to yesterday when he was beaten by Wang Wensheng's men.
But obviously, this is not the right time to lament your good physique.
"I...Where is this, who am I..."
Shen Dian had nothing to say, so he could only pretend to be crazy and stupid, trying to get away with it.
"How do I know who you are? This is on the bus chartered by our company. You'd better go down now and find out who you are yourself." The young man's eyes were not friendly.
Those eyes seemed to say, if you don't get out of the car, I will have to beat you up and get you out of the car.
"Hey! This guy, didn't you meet the one at the door? Where is your golden... canary! Where did you go?" The gray-haired old woman who met in the morning suddenly pointed at Shen Dian.
Shen Dian's eyes lit up, and he immediately found a savior.
He bent his long legs, jumped, landed conveniently and jumped out from the gap between the last row of seats and the glass window, spun coquettishly on the spot to relieve his force, and stood firmly in the car.
The injuries all over his body did not hinder him from acting handsome.
With the index finger and middle finger together, he brushed his hair and smiled.
It's a pity that although the swelling on his face has subsided, it is still full of colors. He doesn't look handsome, only funny.
"Papa papa!" The old people immediately applauded.
"The lad is very skilled!"
"neat!"
"it is good!"
The young guy who was in charge of taking the old people out to play suddenly didn't know what to say. He was in charge of taking the old people out to play with three purposes: safety, fun, and selling products.
Now this group of old people is obviously happy. It was said in the training that at times like this, you have to do what they want, don't throw cold water on them, don't hinder them.
For a moment, he didn't know whether he should immediately drive Shen Dian out of the car.
With a happy smile on Shen Dian's face, he ran to the seat of the gray-haired old woman and squatted down.
"Aunt!"
"Canary, it's outside!"
"Outside?" The old woman was puzzled, and looked sideways out of the window.
The other old people looked out the window curiously.
"No?" The old woman looked carefully for a while, but she didn't see any birds.
"Over there! Look, that yellow canary overhead!" shouted the old man with thinning hair, pointing to the sky.
Everyone looked towards him one after another, and saw the canary under the blue sky and white clouds, with its wings illuminated by the sun and reflecting golden light wandering in the sky, flying freely, briskly and nimbly.
The canary circled in the air and rushed into the sky with its head raised.
"Chirp—"
"Chirp—"
A crisp and soft long beep sounded, and the sound entered the ears.
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