New Times, New Hell

This meal was eaten faster than yesterday, Li Tiantian was a little listless, Jiang Hong didn't talk much, and Yu Zhengdu was anxious to go back to the company to see the result of catching ghosts.

After finally finishing the lunch, Yu Zhengdu tried his best to suppress his gossip, watched the two girls leave with a gentlemanly look, and then couldn't wait to grab the boss's hand and run to the company: "Let's go, go back and eat melons .”

But just as his hand touched Shang Que's wrist, it bounced back, and he subconsciously said, "Ah, your hand is so cold."

Shang Que looked at him, Yu Zhengdu came back to his senses, scratched his head: "I'm sorry, I forget that you are not human from time to time."

Shang Que: "..."

Yu Zhengdu realized that what he said sounded too much like a curse, he thought for a while, and added: "Boss, if I say now that you look like a human being, will you feel better in your heart?"

Shang Que was speechless again with an ellipsis. Fortunately, he didn't seem to care much about it. After a moment of silence, he said, "It's okay, I also forgot to adjust the temperature."

Yu Zhengdu: "...?"

Yu Zhengdu seemed to have opened the door to a new world: "Can this temperature be adjusted?"

Shang Que smiled proudly: "Of course."

After he finished speaking, he stretched out his left hand silently: "You try again."

Yu Zhengdu: "..." I don't know if it's an illusion, but I always feel that the boss's desire to express is a bit strong?

He muttered in his heart, but he still touched it with his hand. The skin he touched this time was really warm. Shang Que's skin was different from that of ordinary men. His skin was like fat jade, with an unhealthy smell. It was bluish white, but it was warm to the touch.

It is a unique feeling that does not exist in anyone.

Yu Zhengdu said in surprise: "Wow, it looks like a real person."

As soon as he finished speaking, he found that the wrist he was holding was getting hotter, and the temperature was getting higher and higher.

He paused: "Boss, enough is enough, it will burn your hands if you heat it up."

Shang Que smiled slightly: "It's okay."

Yu Zhengdu sighed: "You have this technology, it should be used to control the temperature in the office, and it can save some air-conditioning costs."

Shang Que: "..."

When the two returned to the company, Yu Zhengdu pushed open the door of the company and asked impatiently, "Where is the ghost?"

One of the colleagues who participated in the arrest pointed to the direction of the corner: "What about that?"

"How did you catch it?" Yu Zhengdu asked curiously while turning his head to look, "Is it the same as in the TV series, with a hook? Or tied with a rope..."

He couldn't continue speaking halfway, and saw a female ghost squatting there with disheveled hair in the corner of the company, her hands propped on her knees, and she was handcuffed by a pair of handcuffs.

Yu Zhengdu: "..."

The anti-pornography screen reappeared.

Yu Zhengdu looked back at Shang Que, and said with sincere admiration, "I never thought catching ghosts would be so advanced now."

The female ghost also saw him at this time, and suddenly became agitated in a depressed state, and rushed forward violently, shouting: "You can see me! You can see me! You pretended not to see—"

As soon as the female ghost got excited, her eyeballs began to turn white again, and at the same time blood oozes from her seven orifices, how creepy and creepy she looked.

Yu Zhengdu was so frightened that he took two steps back, his left foot tripped over his right foot, and he almost fell. Fortunately, Shang Que was by his side and helped him in time.

The female ghost failed to pounce, Lu Lingxi appeared out of nowhere, grabbed the female ghost and pushed her back to the corner, saying: "Be honest, how can a suspect ghost talk so much?"

The blood from the female ghost's seven orifices flowed faster, and her entire face was almost submerged in her own blood. At the same time, she was still struggling unwillingly: "I didn't commit a crime, I didn't harm anyone, that person wronged me—"

Yu Zhengdu didn't dare to look directly at him anymore, he covered his eyes and said, "Speak well and stop bleeding, okay?"

Shang Que chuckled, looked at the female ghost and said, "Did you hear that?"

Female ghost: "..."

The blood on the female ghost's face quickly dried up and faded away. Not to mention bleeding, she didn't even dare to shed tears, so she shut up aggrievedly.

Seeing that she didn't dare to howl anymore, Lu Lingxi escorted her to Kang Jin, the wig ghost, and said, "Go and record."

Yu Zhengdu felt that the picture in front of him was a bit magical, and asked Shang Que, "Can I go over and have a look?"

Shang Que nodded.

Yu Zhengdu cheered, and skipped to Kang Jin's side. He saw Kang Jin sitting in front of the computer, skillfully entered a folder, and found an excel.

Yu Zhengdu looked at the name of that excel and felt his eyes hurt again: "Wait, why is your file called Life and Death Book?"

Kang Jin took it for granted, "Because this is the Book of Life and Death."

Shang Que Shi Shi ran over, crossed his arms, and said, "We have been committed to realizing the modernization of local government offices and improving the company's office efficiency. The tabulation of life and death books is one of the important progress."

Kang Jin added proudly: "And we have set up various calculation formulas in excel, which can scientifically, quickly and rigorously calculate the merits and demerits of each person during his lifetime. Since the promotion of computer office, the error rate of ghost reincarnation has dropped greatly, effectively It maintains the order of the six realms of reincarnation."

In the end, he didn't forget to flatter his boss: "Of course, this is all thanks to our boss's foresight, and he abandoned the old office model in the underworld early..."

Yu Zhengdu was bloodied when he heard that, and turned to look at Shang Que, only to see Shang Que looking at him with a half-smile: "But I think this is not enough, I hope that in the future, we can have a more advanced set of Independent working system."

Yu Zheng crossed the blessing to his heart: "You recruited me here just to develop the office program of life and death book?"

Shang Que nodded: "Yes, I hope that before 2020, the automation of reincarnation can be fully realized."

Yu Zhengdu: "...?!"

The beautiful little boss really surprises him from time to time!

Over there, Kang Jin has already started to interrogate the female ghost: "What's your name?"

The female ghost knew that she couldn't escape, so she could only look at Yu Zhengdu resentfully, and said reluctantly, "Xu Jiangjiang."

Kang Jin entered the name on excel, and a long list of records came up, and he asked again: "ID card number."

The female ghost gave her number, and after Kang Jin checked it, there was only one option left on the excel list.

Yu Zhengdu glanced at it, and saw that the basic information and life of the female ghost were registered on the list, and there was a note at the end, which read: At the age of 25, she committed suicide by turning on gas in a rented house.

Kang Jin asked, "Why did you go on Li Tiantian's body?"

Xu Jiangjiang denied Sanlian: "I'm not, I haven't, I'm just passing by."

Kang Jin: "It's useless for you to quibble. We are a unit in the underworld, which is different from the world. There are plenty of ways to make you tell the truth."

Yu Zhengdu asked curiously: "How is it? Do you want to use torture?"

Xu Jiangjiang glared at Yu Zhengdu, and then heard Kang Jin say again: "We have extracted the ghost energy you left on Li Tiantian, which proves that you have been pestering her for at least 20 days..."

Yu Zhengdu: "..." Do you ghosts handle cases so scientifically?

Kang Jin continued: "Besides, Li Tiantian's seal is black now, and her seven souls are unstable. This is a sign of being raped. If you are not planning to fuck her, what are you doing?"

Seeing that he couldn't deny it, Xu Jiangjiang reluctantly said, "Yes, I want to fuck her."

Kang Jin knocked on the table: "After you died, we should have sent you a text message, informing you of various precautions as a ghost. Among them, harming living people and finding substitutes are strictly prohibited. What happens if you violate the relevant taboos?" As for the consequences, I don’t need to tell you any more.”

Xu Jiangjiang lowered his head, but when he heard this, he became excited again: "I don't want to do this either, but you said that the reincarnation time of those who commit suicide will be delayed. Now that the birth rate is so low, the reincarnation time will be delayed. I have to be a lonely ghost in the world for at least 50 years, I can't wait any longer..."

Kang Jin was going to continue to popularize the law with her, but when she said this, he was stunned for a while, and he didn't know how to refute, but Yu Zhengdu was puzzled and asked: "Are you a bit contradictory, you ghost? ?”

Xu Jiangjiang and Kang Jin turned to look at him at the same time.

Yu Zhengdu said: "Since you committed suicide, you don't want to be a human anymore. If so, why do you complain that you can't reincarnate quickly?"

Kang Jin logic came back all of a sudden, and immediately slapped the table: "That's right, that's how it is."

Xu Jiangjiang looked at Yu Zhengdu resentfully, and said: "I committed suicide because my life was not good, my parents divorced, no one took care of me since I was a child, my job was not good, my salary was low, and I had no friends. I have no friends in my life." I mean, but Li Tiantian is different, her life is so good, her parents love her, her friends like her, her job is good, everything is fine, I dream of having her life..."

She talked about her mental journey like pouring beans, and in the end her eyes were almost full of greedy light.

Yu Zhengdu only felt an indescribable chill coming from his body, and he said seriously: "This is not the reason for you to commit suicide, nor is it the reason for you to harm others."

Xu Jiangjiang was not reconciled: "Why is her life so good, but my life is so miserable!"

Yu Zhengdu looked at her: "You don't cherish your own life, and you want to pick up someone else's ready-made life. Like you, even if you are in Li Tiantian's body, will you really be satisfied? You will always meet people who are better than you. A better person, when the time comes, will you feel unfair and hurt others again?"

Kang Jin nodded vigorously: "That's right, that's how it is."

Yu Zhengdu squinted at him, is this ghost a repeater?

Xu Jiangjiang said: "You, you, you are talking nonsense..."

Shang Que, who had been watching from the sidelines, said slowly at this time: "There is so much nonsense."

After that, he hooked his index finger towards the mid-air, and saw Xu Jiangjiang let out a scream, and the whole ghost was pinched by Shang Que.

Xu Jiangjiang was particularly fierce when he was in front of Yu Zhengdu, but he couldn't move half a cent in Shang Que's hands, his eyes were bulging round, as if they were about to fall out of their sockets at any time, his upper and lower jaws kept trembling, and he was stunned for half a sentence Can't tell.

Yu Zhengdu was taken aback: "Boss, are you going to eat ghosts on the spot? Wait, I'll avoid it for a while."

Kang Jin: "...shut up, don't remind the boss."

Shang Que didn't say anything, just glanced around, then raised his empty hand, and saw a bottle flying over in the air, and he caught it.

Yu Zhengdu took a look, isn't this the mineral water bottle he drank half of?

Immediately afterwards, Shang Que grabbed Xu Jiangjiang, stuffed her directly into the bottle, and then said flatly, "Let's be locked up for 20 years."

Yu Zhengdu: “…………………………………………”

He suddenly knew what were the unremarkable bottles on the bookshelf in the boss's office.

Yu Zhengdu didn't know what he was thinking, but at this moment he said in a daze, "Boss, I haven't finished drinking the water yet."

Shang Que glanced at him, handed over the bottle, and said, "It's okay, you can continue to drink, it won't affect the taste."

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