New Times, New Hell

Yu Zhengdu was taken aback by the words of the two girls. At this moment, the girl standing on the far left suddenly showed him a weird smile, and then slowly rolled her eyes up until they turned into two clothed eyes. Veined white eyeballs, at the same time, bright red blood began to flow from both eye sockets.

With white eyes, red tears of blood, and a malicious smile, this picture looks so weird and weird.

Yu Zhengdu: "..."

It was the first time for Yu Zhengdu to thank his ghost company. After several days of mental training, he was able to keep his face unchanged in the face of such a scene, and calmly said to the short-haired girl: "I didn't scare you, I still don't want to I think I'm pretty realistic."

The short-haired girl pursed her lips and smiled: "It's quite realistic, but the routine is a bit old."

Seeing that Yu Zhengdu was not frightened, the female ghost was a little confused for a moment, not sure whether he could see it or not.

It happened that the three of them found a dining table to sit down. In order to test Yu Zhengdu, the female ghost rushed to the seat where Yu Zhengdu was standing, swaggered and sat down first, and then looked at Yu Zhengdu triumphantly. Waiting to see his reaction.

Yu Zhengdu: "..."

It's time for acting skills.

He didn't change his face, and while continuing to talk to the two girls, he calmly sat down on the female ghost's lap.

Female Ghost: The smile gradually disappeared.

Fortunately, at the last moment, the female ghost couldn't accept that she was sitting on the lap of a living person, and the moment Yu Zhengdu was about to be pressed down, she quickly ran away again.

Yu Zhengdu secretly breathed a sigh of relief. To be honest, he was under a lot of psychological pressure if he really wanted to sit on the female ghost's lap.

Probably because he was sure that Yu Zhengdu really couldn't see her, and the female ghost didn't bother to harass him any more, so she returned to the short-haired girl and clung to her tightly.

Yu Zhengdu and the two girls introduced themselves to each other. The short-haired girl is called Li Tiantian, and her friend is called Jiang Hong. Both of them work in a game company in another building in the same park.

Li Tiantian smiled and said, "Every time I see you, you are alone, why don't you have dinner with your colleagues?"

Yu Zhengdu said vaguely: "My colleagues and I have different tastes, and we can't eat a piece."

Jiang Hong glanced at Yu Zhengdu's dinner plate, and said, "You eat quite everyday."

Yu Zhengdu: "Well, it's because they eat unusually."

The three chatted while eating, and Li Tiantian and Jiang Hong enthusiastically introduced Yu Zhengdu to the science and technology park after learning that he had not been working here for a long time, and the atmosphere was not embarrassing.

It was Li Tiantian who stretched and rubbed her shoulders from time to time. She complained, "I don't know why, but I always feel so tired recently. My shoulders are so sore, as if I was pressed by something."

Jiang Hong said: "It should be an occupational disease. Sitting in an office is the easiest way to get frozen shoulder and cervical spondylosis."

Li Tiantian muttered: "I used to sit like this, and I wasn't so tired, and recently my neck is a little bit wrong, and I feel cold from time to time."

Yu Zhengdu: "..."

He saw that the female ghost was putting her arm on Li Tiantian's shoulder and blowing on her neck.

Jiang Hong: "Why don't you take a day off to see a doctor."

Li Tiantian added: "I think it's Mercury retrograde. Not only have I been feeling unwell recently, but I've also had bad luck. I was almost hit by a car when I was going out two days ago. It didn't rain yesterday, so I don't know what happened. , actually stepped on a puddle on the road, made a few small mistakes at work, and was scolded by the supervisor..."

She talked for a while, and finally realized that Yu Zhengdu was still on the side, so she stopped quickly, her face was a little red, and said: "Sorry, I said too much at once."

Yu Zhengdu smiled and said, "It's okay, if you feel unwell, you can go to the hospital."

The meal was eaten very quickly. Before leaving, Li Tiantian added Yu Zhengdu's WeChat account, saying, "We are all in the same park, so we can have dinner together again when we have time."

Yu Zhengdu nodded: "Okay."

He calmly watched Li Tiantian and Jiang Hong leave, and he turned around and walked towards the company calmly, until he was sure that the female ghost couldn't see him, then he finally howled out with an "Aw--" He ran back with a knife in his hand.

"Everyone, I, I, I - I've run into a ghost -" Yu Zhengdu pushed open the door of the company and shouted.

All the ghost colleagues in the office raised their heads to look at him: "..."

The atmosphere was a little awkward for a while.

Yu Zhengdu was also silent for a while, his momentum weakened, and he added: "It's very scary to bump into a ghost other than you..."

At this time, a colleague poked his head out of the tea room with a bowl in his hand, and asked, "What kind of horror method?"

Yu Zhengdu turned his head and answered him: "She will roll her super white eyes, and her eyes will bleed..."

In the middle of his speech, he suddenly couldn't continue. He saw that the colleague's eyes were empty and dark inside, and the eyeballs were missing.

Yu Zhengdu: "... Where are your eyes?"

The colleague heard the words and held the bowl in front of him. Yu Zhengdu looked down, and saw that the bowl was filled with clear water, and there were two round...eyeballs in the water. Those black pupils were looking straight through the clear water. with him.

The colleague said: "Staring at the computer all day, my eyes are a little tired, I will take out some eye drops."

Yu Zhengdu felt that his whole soul had been baptized. He pressed his chest and said sincerely: "Thank you for training my psychological quality. Now I don't think that ghost is very scary."

Shang Que also came out of the office when he heard the voice, and asked, "How did you hit the ghost?"

Yu Zhengdu talked about the situation of the female ghost, and at the end he asked in puzzlement, "Why did I see a ghost? I didn't have this skill before."

Shang Que: "Oh, you are an employee of the underworld after you sign the contract. This is our employee benefit."

Yu Zhengdu: "..." He shouldn't have coveted the social security in the first place!

Shang Que said again: "What you met was a surrogate. She is consuming the girl you mentioned, and is about to get on her."

Although Yu Zhengdu didn't quite know the classification of ghosts, he knew from the description that they were definitely not good ghosts. He immediately asked nervously, "Then what should I do? Is Li Tiantian in danger?"

Shang Que deserved to be the boss of the ghost, with a calm expression on his face, he said: "Just take her back."

Yu Zhengdu was taken aback: "Our company still catches ghosts?"

Shang Que smiled slightly: "Professional."

***

The next day, Yu Zhengdu found an excuse to give Li Tiantian something, and asked them to meet in the cafeteria, and then took Shang Que to go to catch ghosts.

As expected, the female ghost was still haunting Li Tiantian, Yu Zhengdu gave Shang Que a tacit look, and then introduced to the two girls as if nothing had happened: "This is my boss, come have dinner with us today."

Li Tiantian and Jiang Hong's eyes lit up instantly: "Your boss is so handsome."

Shang Que's expression was light: "Thank you."

A few people went to eat together, Yu Zhengdu asked the boss in a low voice: "That ghost doesn't seem to realize that you are the same kind?"

Shang Que showed a little sneer: "Based on her morality, as long as I don't want her to find out, she won't be able to find out."

Yu Zhengdu was in awe and gave a thumbs up: "The boss is worthy of being the tyrant among ghosts, amazing."

Shang Que: "... is the king of ghosts."

Yu Zhengdu: "Almost about the same."

After eating and sitting down, Li Tiantian looked at Yu Zhengdu embarrassedly: "You said on WeChat that you have something for me, what is it?"

Only then did Yu Zhengdu remember his excuse, and quickly took out a small box from his pocket and handed it over: "This."

"You're too polite." Li Tiantian pulled it over, opened it expectantly, and then, "..."

Yu Zhengdu said: "Don't you think that Mercury is retrograde? Our company is in health management. This is a magnet produced by our company, which can be transferred and promote health."

Li Tiantian: "..."

Jiang Hong: "..."

What was contained in the box was obviously an ordinary pebble, at best it was rounder and could be cleaned better.

Li Tiantian's smile froze: "Thank you."

The female ghost also seemed to think that Yu Zhengdu's words were ridiculous, so she deliberately moved closer to Li Tiantian, and breathed in her face, which was a naked provocation.

Li Tiantian touched her face subconsciously, Yu Zhengdu also poked Shang Que's thigh under the table, Shang Que turned to look at him, a little confused.

Yu Zhengdu looked at him with a smile, his eyes frantically implying: You should do it quickly!

Shang Que obviously hasn't cultivated a tacit understanding of eye contact with him, he just looked at him blankly, Yu Zhengdu: "..."

Yu Zhengdu had no choice but to lean closer to his ear, trying to lower his voice and said: "Why don't you do anything, that ghost is too arrogant!"

Shang Que had been a ghost for a long time, and it was the first time someone talked to him so close. The warm breath of a living person passed by his ears, an experience he had never had before.

Shang Que patted the back of his hand lightly, and said, "Be safe and don't be impatient."

After he finished speaking, he suddenly smiled in the direction of the female ghost.

The female ghost froze for a moment, not sure if he was looking at her, but saw him lift his chin again, the female ghost looked in the direction of his eyes, and saw two ghosts with sticks in their hands in the distance Passing through the crowd, he rushed over here aggressively, yelling at the female ghost as he rushed, "That ghost over there, you're under arrest."

The other also shouted: "Face the wall and squat down, the male ghost is on the left and the female ghost is on the right—"

The female ghost was holding onto Li Tiantian, and when she saw this, she let out a scream, jumped up on the spot, and ran frantically towards the direction outside the cafeteria, shouting as she ran, "I didn't do anything bad, I was just passing by—"

Yu Zhengdu: "..."

His two ghost colleagues chased after him, and they never forgot to talk to the female ghost: "Be honest, you haven't done anything bad, why are you running away!"

"Come back with us to accept the investigation, you can't escape—"

Yu Zhengdu: "..."

If he didn't know that these were all ghosts, he would have thought he had bumped into an anti-pornography scene.

Shang Que smiled and explained to him: "I don't need to do this little thing myself."

Yu Zhengdu nodded numbly, and respectfully put his braised pork on Shang Que's dinner plate: "Boss has worked hard, eat more braised pork."

Jiang Hong, who was sitting across from him, finally couldn't help it, and secretly sent a WeChat message to Li Tiantian on his mobile phone: [I can't take it anymore, this person is not only a stingy stone boy, but also a sycophant]

Li Tiantian: [Stop talking, I want to die...]

At the same time, Shang Que looked down at the braised pork in front of him and fell into deep thought.

Only then did Yu Zhengdu come to his senses, and quickly pinched back, saying, "I almost forgot, you don't want to eat this..."

Halfway through the conversation, the braised pork on the chopsticks was stopped.

Shang Que said: "Then I'll give it a try."

The author has something to say: not a fake update, fix a bug, about why Zhengdu will go to hell, because he is an employee of the underworld!

Yu Zhengdu: Qiuqiu, you deduct my employee benefits!

Shang Que: We are professionals in catching ghosts!