New Times, New Hell

The moment after Shang Que opened his mouth, Yu Zhengdu could almost feel the sudden silence in the surrounding air.

Even the tough woman was stunned for a moment, but she quickly came back to her senses, and now she caught the joke, and mocked it even more wantonly: "It's terrible, what do people without quality say?" Dare to say, big geese can dance ballet, if you are capable, you can let your goose dance live to see..."

The people around were just watching because the woman was too aggressive, but now they couldn't help whispering, with some funny faces on their faces, probably because they felt that Shang Que was too impulsive to fight for this tone, and lost his sense of proportion.

The Yu family's parents were also a little embarrassed. Although Peggy would simply twist her buttocks and flutter her wings to the music, it would be an exaggeration to say that she could dance ballet. Yu's father secretly pulled Shang Que: "Small Shang, forget it, no necessary……"

The woman was even more proud when she saw this: "Why, you don't admit what you said? I'm still waiting to see your goose performance..."

While she was cursing, the big goose suddenly yelled angrily "quack--" twice, and then patted its wings vigorously. She was big, and her voice was loud and deterrent. The little bear was pecked by Peggy on the front, and she still has a psychological shadow on her. Seeing Peggy's angry look, she was so frightened that she cried again.

The woman immediately protected the child behind her, pointed at Peggy and scolded: "Look at this goose, this is a dangerous animal—"

Before the words were finished, I saw the wings of the big white goose spread out to both sides, the slender neck of the goose was raised high, the feet of the goose stood on tiptoe, and the slender feet of the goose were crossed—it was a pose. Take a common ballet dancer's pose.

Some of the onlookers laughed and joked, "Wow, this goose really wants to dance ballet, right?"

As soon as she finished speaking, the big goose danced in the eyes of everyone. She saw her white and wide wings waving gently, her tall goose feet crossed and circled from time to time, and her upturned goose head cooperated with the movement. The dance moves are swung to the left for a while, and swung to the right for a while. The set of movements is complete and smooth.

The onlookers were stunned for a moment, and the woman who had been scolding was also stunned, and the brat who was protected by her stuck her head out, staring dumbfounded.

Someone with a little knowledge of ballet exclaimed in surprise: "I'll go, it dances "Swan Lake"!"

The person next to him sprayed: "Really?"

"Really, and it's quite standard. If you don't believe me, you can download videos from the Internet for comparison... It's just that the goose's feet are not easy to lift, otherwise it might be able to lift its legs high..."

"Wow, isn't that the real Swan Lake?!!"

"It's really a goose... My mother, I have seen many children who are not necessarily so proficient..."

Yu Zhengdu was taken aback, looking at Shang Que: "When did Peggy learn ballet?"

Shang Que said as if nothing had happened, "It's a make-up lesson."

Yu Zhengdu sighed: "The pressure for children to grow up is really great now."

He glanced at Peggy, who danced smoothly, and sighed even more: Not only is she under a lot of pressure, but she also inherited her father's competitive spirit, she is a goose that refuses to admit defeat.

Just as I was thinking about it, I saw the big goose pause on the spot, with its wide and fluffy wings raised high, and one goose leg was lifted up vigorously... Due to species restrictions, the height of the goose was limited, but it was considered a standard end. short performance.

Enthusiastic applause sounded all around, and many people shouted repeatedly, "Dance one more time, dance one more time!"

How could Peggy pay attention to them, if it wasn't for that woman bullying Yu's parents, she wouldn't have performed. She twisted her goose buttocks and ran to Yu Zhengdu's side. Write: Wronged, seek praise.

Yu Zhengdu touched her goose head, and said softly: "Peggy is awesome, go back and buy you a little skirt."

The big goose flapped its wings happily.

The Yu family's parents knew that Peggy was smart, but they didn't expect to be so smart that she could dance ballet. Mother Yu's heart was about to melt, and she kept rubbing the back of the goose to give Peggy a massage while glaring at the woman: "See No, our Peggy is a smart and well-behaved goose, don't wrong her anymore."

The woman who kept scolding didn't expect that the goose could actually dance ballet, her whole face turned red all of a sudden, she came back to her senses when she heard Yu's mother's words, and continued to speak stubbornly unwillingly: "Crazy, Who can teach a goose to dance ballet..."

But no one is on her side at this meeting. Teaching a goose to dance is much more difficult than teaching a child to dance. At least, it proves that the goose is not a low-quality goose.

Seeing that no one was around to help her talk, the woman saw that the goose was really evil, and seeing that she couldn't please herself, she grabbed the child and was about to leave in despair.

At this time, the goose suddenly made a long "quack" sound, and the loud cry frightened everyone. Then the big goose jumped up suddenly, spread its wide wings and rushed towards the crowd fiercely.

Peggy is tall, a veritable giant goose, and very strong. The goose's head is forward and its eyes are sharp, and it is so powerful that it is so fast and fierce that the crowd screamed and avoided.

The big goose didn't care about the panic it caused, but chased after a thin man with a clear goal. The man ran wildly when he saw it, but there were so many people around him that it was really inconvenient to run, and Peggy caught up with him in no time.

"Quack - quack -" I saw the giant white goose flapping its wings wildly, and at the same time ferociously pecking at the man's knee.

"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!" the man fought back, and ran away after a while One of them didn't see clearly, tripped by the giant goose and fell to the ground.

"Quack——" Peggy was able to give full play to her advantages, she slapped the man's face with a pair of big wings, and the tiny feathers flew out.

The people around were caught off guard and saw that the lovely and elegant ballet swan suddenly started pecking at people crazily. It was very scary when the swan chased people, especially the man's screams were tragic, which made the onlookers shudder and frightened for a while. Looking at the big goose carefully, the timid one yelled in a low voice.

The woman was overjoyed when she saw this, and immediately shouted loudly: "Look everyone, look everyone, this goose is a dangerous animal, it hurts people for no reason, please call the police—"

Peggy's performance was too cruel. With the woman's voice, many people around her showed approval.

Seeing this, Mother Yu shouted nervously: "Peiqi come back soon—"

But Peggy didn't listen at all, and continued to slap the man, and the woman got even more lost: "What are you all doing, call the police—"

Yu Zhengdu was puzzled, he glanced at Shang Que, Shang Que nodded: "Well, call the police."

Just after he finished speaking, the man couldn't resist Peggy's slap, and accidentally loosened his palm in front of him, and a mobile phone with a pink mobile phone case fell out.

A girl next to her yelled, "That's my phone—"

Seeing that the phone fell out, Peggy stopped patting, and ran back to Yu Zhengdu with her butt twisted.

The others finally understood at this moment: "That person is a thief!"

Seeing that he was exposed, the thief wanted to run away, and immediately called the girl's friend to stop him. The thief was beaten so hard by Peggy, and with the other onlookers staring at him, his whole momentum weakened, so he had to bow his head and confess. .

The girl took back her mobile phone and hurried over to thank Yu Zhengdu and the others: "Thank you so much!"

Yu Zhengdu waved his hand: "It should."

The girl didn't think the big goose was scary anymore. Looking at the white and fluffy giant goose, she praised from the bottom of her heart: "Your goose is really amazing."

Peggy shyly hid her head in her wings, and gave a low "quack" sound, completely different from her fierce look just now.

The people around were also amazed and praised: "This goose is really amazing!"

"No, there were people in my hometown who raised geese to watch the house. It's really good."

"It makes me want to raise one."

"Forget it, can you teach a goose to dance ballet?"

But in a blink of an eye, the situation reversed, and Peggy changed from a dangerous animal to a heroic goose who acted bravely. The woman didn't expect this goose to be so humane. Seeing that everyone around her was praising the goose, she didn't dare to say a word. Not paying attention, she dragged her husband and child and ran away in a desperate manner.

……

Because Yu Zhengdu rented a one-bedroom apartment, his parents didn’t have many places to live when they came to Fucheng. He originally wanted to book a hotel for his parents, but after Shang Que found out, he insisted on letting the second elder stay at his house for a few days. good.

The reason is also very simple, how can he let his father-in-law live outside if he owns a house? Besides, let the father-in-law know that the son-in-law has a house, so that he can trust his son to him.

After Yu Zhengdu listened to Shang Que's theory, he suddenly exposed him: "What are the additional conditions?"

Shang Que took it for granted: "Father-in-law and mother-in-law live in my house, why don't you come here together? That's too unfilial!"

Yu Zhengdu: "..." Has the boss learned how to kidnap morally?

After receiving his parents, they took a taxi together to go to Shang Que's house. Yu Zhengdu realized that he hadn't asked about Shang Que's house yet, so he secretly turned his head and asked based on his knowledge of Shang Que: "Boss , Is your house... two bedrooms?"

Shang Que's face was a little depressed: "I really hope that my house only has two rooms."

Yu Zhengdu: "..." The boss also worked very hard to tell the story.

He pondered for a while: "So the actual situation is?"

Shang Que sighed regretfully: "It's a duplex..."

Yu Zhengdu:? ? ?No, why are you sighing?

No, Shang Que can afford a duplex?

Yu Zhengdu continued to ask tentatively, "Is it in the suburbs?"

Shang Que glanced at him, and reported the name of the community to the taxi driver. Yu Zhengdu was silent for a while, and asked him calmly: "Did you just say that the most expensive community in this city? Or is it just the same name?"

Shang Que: "This neighborhood doesn't have the same name, does it?"

Yu Zhengdu continued to ask calmly: "You can afford it?"

Shang Que said "Oh": "Because there was no money at the time, only the place had just been demolished, and there were still villages around, the roads were not repaired, the house could not be sold, and the developer gave a discount, so I bought it there..."

Who knew it would later become one of the most expensive locations in the city.

So it’s better to buy a house early.

Yu Zhengdu: "I didn't have any money, so I bought a duplex?"

"No, I bought a small two-bedroom house at the beginning, and it happened that the neighborhood was haunted, so I helped a little." Shang Que spread his hands, "The developer changed me to a duplex."

At this time, he was not without emotion: "If I had known today, I would have wanted a couple..."

Yu Zhengdu: "You can shut up quickly."

The proletarian good friend who agreed to do some takeaway and grab red envelopes together, did not expect that there would be someone who apparently couldn’t afford to play games, but secretly had antiques and lived in a duplex in the most expensive community in the city.

Sure enough, no matter how poor the bourgeoisie is, it is also an exploiting class!

The taxi drove into the community amid a gust of citric acid.

The security of the high-end community is very strict, and there are luxury cars coming in and out around them. They were naturally stopped when a small taxi drove past, but after Shang Que rolled down the window to reveal his handsome face, the security guards Just let them pass very skillfully.

It can be seen that Shang Que is one of the few owners without a car left in this community, and Yu Zhengdu's psychology has finally become a little more balanced.

It was also the first time for Yu's father and Yu's mother to enter such a high-end community, and it was a bit of a novelty for a while. Looking at the luxury cars entering and leaving around, Yu's father asked curiously: "Why doesn't Xiaoshang drive by himself?"

He just asked casually, but Shang Que was a little nervous, and replied seriously: "I have already saved a sum of money, if I need a car, I can buy one."

Father Yu: "Huh?"

He was a little confused, he didn't really understand the logic of Shang Que's answer, why did it seem like he asked Shang Que to have a car?

Yu Zhengdu abducted Shang Que: "You actually saved so much money?"

Shang Que whispered: "I'm the game boss now, so I don't need to charge money, so I saved some..."

Yu Zhengdu looked at Shang Que's earnest explanation, and felt a little sad. A dignified boss really knows everything about his expenses.

He secretly held Shang Que's hand: "Forget it, I'll take the car, and you can keep the money."

This year the company's dividends should be quite a lot, and his salary is also high, so it's not a big problem to buy a small house and a small car.

Shang Que happily agreed, thought for a while, and said: "Then I will leave my money for you to decorate..."

Yu Zhengdu: ...Did the boss read too many pre-marital property gossip posts on the Internet?So it will be allocated?

***

On the day of the Sagittarius band's concert, Yu Zhengdu and Shang Que took Yu's parents and set off for the Fucheng Theater together.

The venue was decided before Sagittarius released the album. It turned out that the management company’s plan was to make it like a small fan meeting, and do simple publicity and fan activities. Because I didn’t expect Sagittarius to become popular so fast, it was not expected, so I started It was only booked for a small theater in the Floating City Theater, but it was really popular, and it was urgently changed to a big venue halfway through, and several rounds of tickets were opened in succession, but it was still not enough for fans to grab.

Yu Zhengdu received the news that Starway's agency is already planning the production of the second album, and a formal large-scale concert is also on the agenda.

He seemed to have seen a large amount of dividends flow into the company's account, and he would laugh out of his dreams.

Originally, as Yu Zhengdu and Shang Que, they could have contacted the organizer and used the VIP channel, but Yu's parents happily said that they had already made an appointment with other Sagittarius fans to meet and take a group photo before the venue. So I gave up the VIP treatment and queued up to enter the arena just like other fans.

But Yu Zhengdu was still surprised. His parents, let alone chasing stars at such an old age, actually got in touch with other fans?

When he asked, Yu's father excitedly took out WeChat to show him: "We have a dedicated fan group on Jupiter, and it's very convenient to get in touch."

Jupiter is the name of the fans of the Sagittarius band, and it is said that it is because Jupiter is the ruler of Sagittarius.

Yu Zhengdu glanced at Dad Yu's WeChat fan group in a dazed mood. The group name was "Jupiter 506070".

Yu Zhengdu was puzzled and asked, "What does this 506070 mean?"

Yu's mother answered from the side: "It's the fans of the post-50s, post-60s and post-70s."

Yu Zhengdu: "..." There are hundreds of people in that group, and it is probably not the only group of elderly fans.

Yu's mother said with disgust: "We can't talk to those Jupiters born in the 80s and 90s. Those children are talking about calling and talking about rainbow farts all at once. It's normal for our group."

Chatting and chatting have already arrived outside the theater.

Yu Zhengdu and Shang Que took two elders to line up to enter the arena, but Yu's father and Yu's mother couldn't stay idle, and kept sending voices on WeChat: "We are here in the northeast, the farthest line, I'm wearing a black shirt, my partner is wearing a skirt, and two little..."

"Hahaha, yes yes yes, we are lucky, we have four tickets, and we came with the children."

"Wand? What is a hand?"

"What's a light sign? I know about light sticks, but we didn't think of them."

"Oh, I inherited it from your child, ouch, my child didn't prepare for it..."

Inherited from the child...

Yu Zhengdu was speechless listening to his parents' voice. He glanced at the crowd around him. It can be said that the composition of Sagittarius fans is still very good. There are old, middle and young people of all ages, and the distribution is very wide. Average, but the majority of those queuing up with tickets are older people, and the reason is obvious... young people are sending their parents over here, and many of them are still here to discuss with their parents: "Dad, you give up the ticket to Let me, I will sign up for you and Mom to go on an in-depth tour of the capital."

"Mom, didn't you hate my star chasing before? Why did you become like this, please return the ticket to me, please!"

"Grandpa, at your age, stop listening to rock and roll, it's too dangerous!"

"grandmother……"

The most amazing thing is the few people who are not far from Yu Zhengdu and the others. A middle-aged man is pushing a wheelchair: "Excuse me, this is my father, old Jupiter..."

Yu Zhengdu "tsk tsk" shook his head: "No matter how old the fans are, they are all so crazy."

The author has something to say: JJ's sensitive lexicon is poisonous, and I don't even know what it means.

I've actually seen chasing...a panda in a wheelchair.

Wow, at that time, a foreign grandmother was sitting in a wheelchair. In order to see the panda, she stood up on the railing...