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Title: Sharing a particularly magical dream I had

Landlord: That’s right. I’ve been having the same nightmare repeatedly during this time. I dreamed that someone asked me to borrow my life to renew his life. The dream was so realistic that I could still remember it clearly after waking up. Weird, never answered.Then a few days ago I couldn't take it anymore, so I agreed to the other party, but the other party immediately took out a contract and asked me to sign it. I thought I had already agreed to the other party, and I was too embarrassed to go back, so I signed it.But after waking up, the more I thought about it, the more scared I became. It was so real. I was worried that I would continue to dream, so I went to the store of the CEO who was very popular on Weibo to buy their jade.

1L: This dream sounds really weird.

2L: Is the host worried about going in the wrong direction?Although it was a dream, but asked you to renew his life? ? ?Do you dare to agree to such a thing?Then what you worry about is that you will continue to dream in the future?

3L: What an ominous dream, but it's just a dream, so don't worry too much about it.

Landlord: Uh, the strange dream I’m talking about is not this one. It’s the dream I had after I bought the jade from the CEO’s house. When I bought the jade, I told the customer service about my dream, and then their customer service said they would give me a “rescue” "Nightmare" service, I thought she was joking and didn't take it seriously at all. I didn't expect that after I received the jade, I had an even weirder dream.

Landlord: I dreamed that a man in a suit came to me and asked me what was the name of the life-extending person in the contract I signed. The amazing thing is that I still remembered it, so I told him. Personally, I arrested the person who asked me to sign the contract and the person who renewed my life, and asked them to take out the contract. Those two people were unwilling, but they were surrounded by those strange people and beat them...

35L: The plot in the landlord’s dream is so coherent!

36L: I actually still trust the host?

Landlord: I didn’t make up a story, it’s true _(:з」∠)_ and the subsequent development is even more strange...

The two people who let me renew my life refused to take out the contract at first, even after being beaten, the man in a suit gave me an eye mask and earplugs, and told me not to listen or look at it, but I was curious Ah, I just watched it secretly. After reading it, I regretted it very much, I especially regretted it...

88L: What did the host see?

Landlord: Oh!I saw those strange people transformed! ! ! !The man in the suit took his head off and put it in front of those two people, threatening to twist his head if he didn't hand over the contract, and another man started to stick a watermelon knife in himself, and kept inserting it, saying that he was done. Just insert them... There are several other people, all of which are extremely bloody. I was really scared to death, and I didn't dare to scream. I really wanted to wake up immediately, but I couldn't wake up. I doubted that I would be the first A man who is frightened to death by his own dreams.

Later, those two people finally couldn't bear it and took out the contract. The man in the suit put his head back and asked me to burn the contract. He also provided a lighter and a barrel for burning the contract, and reminded me to pay attention to safety and not to mess around. trash...

Landlord: To be honest, although it was just a dream, I was actually a little bit hairy after signing the contract before. After this burning, I felt much more comfortable, and I really didn’t have any more nightmares after that.

120L: ... The landlord's dream? ? ?

121L: Is the host really not making up a story?

122L: What exactly did the host experience?Why do you have such a dream?

123L: Although it sounds ridiculous, if it is true, I feel relieved to hear that the landlord burned the contract.

124L: Regardless of the host’s dream, I want to say that life extension really exists. I would like to remind everyone, no matter what the circumstances, do not agree to anyone’s life extension request! ! !Don't even dream!

125L: Wait, so this is the service provided by the CEO to save the nightmare?Advertisement?

126L: Can I spray it? The service is too comprehensive, providing eye masks, earplugs, and a lighter?

……

Landlord: Oh, by the way, before I woke up, those people asked me to give them five-star praise...

456L: ? ? ?So did the landlord give it?

Landlord: I left a good review for the CEO’s store, shall I give it away?

***

After Si Ling's follow-up work was done and the work for the new year was properly arranged, Yu Zhengdu called his parents and prepared to go home and pick up Peggy back to the company - it was really impossible not to pick up, just these few days God, the programmers of the subsidiary have gone crazy enough to set Peggy's GIF as the company's startup program. Except for the computers of a few executives, as soon as the other employees turn on the computer, a Peggy will pop up on the desktop. Wings look at everyone, with words next to it: Where did Peggy go?

Colleagues from the design department also made a set of Peggy's emoticons, and every day the group sent geese wildly, hinting at Yu Zhengdu in various ways.

Yu Zhengdu sighed: It is estimated that it will not be long before Peggy will start clocking in at the company. It is really not easy at such a young age.

Yu Zhengdu originally thought that his parents would find excuses to delay for a while, but they unexpectedly readily agreed, and actively expressed that they would personally send Peggy to Fucheng, and live in Fucheng for a few days by the way.

Yu Zhengdu was a little strange in his heart. His parents were the kind of people who didn't like to trouble their children. Yu Zhengdu asked them to come to Fucheng to play a few times after work, but they knew that Yu Zhengdu was usually busy with work, and they were afraid that his work would be delayed. I haven't agreed all the time, why did you take the initiative to come over this time?Peggy's magic power is really so great?

Yu Zhengdu was a little confused, so he asked a few more questions, and heard Yu's mother ask mysteriously on the other end of the phone: "Zhengdu, don't you work in computer technology? You should also be very good at grabbing tickets. Bar?"

Yu Zhengdu was at a loss when he heard it: "What's wrong? You don't want me to be a scalper, do you?"

"No." Yu's mother said with some embarrassment, "Recently, a rock band is going to hold a concert in Fucheng. Those tickets are so hard to get. I want you to grab two for me and your father."

"Huh?" Yu Zhengdu couldn't believe it, "So you and Dad didn't come to Fucheng to see me? Are you here to chase stars?"

Still chasing a rock band so exciting?

"Of course not, I'm here to see you, and I'm chasing stars by the way." Mother Yu said perfunctory, not very sincerely, and then continued to ask, "How about it, can you get a ticket?"

Yu Zhengdu:==When mother cheats on her son, can't she be more careful?

He asked speechlessly, "Which band is it?"

Mother Yu: "It's called the Sagittarius band, and they make rock music."

Yu Zhengdu: "Pfft——"

Mother Yu frowned on the phone: "What's wrong?"

Yu Zhengdu: "That seems to be an artist from our company..."

Mother Yu: "Huh?"

Jinnara didn't start his acting career for a long time, and there was a special agency to take care of it. Yu Zhengdu was busy with work, and he didn't know much about it, so he didn't pay much attention to their work on a daily basis. Suddenly, he heard Parents actually came to Fucheng to attend their concert, and they were really shocked.

It was only then that Yu Zhengdu remembered that the staff in charge of Jinnaluo’s management reported that Jinnaluo would release their first digital album in the near future. Because the production time was relatively tight, the release was a mini-album, and only five songs were recorded in total. .

Yu Zhengdu guessed that with Kinnaruo's qualifications, their music would definitely not be buried, but after all, there were only a few songs, and how long it had only been online, he hadn't had time to pay attention, and he had succeeded in killing his parents. Developed into a fan?

Yu Zhengdu sent a message to Shang Que: [Kinnaro is going to hold a concert? 】

Story King: [It seems so, Starway agent specially sent me a few VIP tickets two days ago]

Yu Zhengdu: [Ah, do you have a ticket?Great, leave two for me]

Story King: [Do you want to see it? 】

Yu Zhengdu: [No, my parents want to see it]

Story King: [Then let's go together. 】

Yu Zhengdu: [No need...]

The story king: 【No, how can my son-in-law not accompany my father-in-law and mother-in-law to the concert! 】

Yu Zhengdu was taken aback by the words used by his father-in-law, mother-in-law and son-in-law: [0.0, okay...]

He asked again: "What's the situation with Kinnaruo now?"Even my parents want to come to their concert? 】

Story King: [Their album is online, and it seems to be selling well]

As Shang Que said, he directly transferred the sales data sent by Starway's brokerage to Yu Zhengdu.

Yu Zhengdu opened it and took a look, immediately:! ! ! ! !

It's not bad?How many records have been broken?

Yu Zhengdu couldn't help but began to calculate in his mind how much commission Luo Feng could get according to the previously agreed share...

Yu Zhengdu: [The entertainment industry is making money too fast! 】

Yu Zhengdu: [Boss, are you going to debut? 】

Story King: […]

Story King: [No, I have hot search ptsd]

After chatting with Shang Que, Yu Zhengdu rushed to have a meeting with the programmer, but after the meeting, Liu Wei stopped him mysteriously: "Boss, am I your favorite programmer?"

"No." Yu Zhengdu replied coldly, "What do you want?"

Liu Wei was not frustrated when he failed to be cute, but continued to work hard: "Even if it's not your favorite programmer, it's still your confidant!"

Yu Zhengdu thought about it for a while: "If you insist, it's my confidant...it's a big problem!"

Liu Wei: "..."

After failing to make a relationship, he could only confess honestly: "I heard that the new Sagittarius band seems to be an employee of our headquarters?"

Before Jinnara's debut, he was serving his sentence in Luo Feng, and he didn't show up much. The employees of the subsidiary company had never seen them. Later, when they debuted, they appeared as Starway artists. In addition, there were many and complicated business lines in the headquarters. Many people in the subsidiary don't even know that the headquarters still has artist business, let alone know who the artists in the headquarters are.

Of course, Luo Feng didn't deliberately conceal it, and he could know it if he really wanted to know.

Liu Wei is obviously the one who wants to understand.

Yu Zhengdu looked at him in surprise: "Are you a fan of Sagittarius?"

"I am." Liu Wei admitted bluntly, flattering, "Boss, isn't Sagittarius going to have a concert in a few days? Can you get me a ticket?"

Yu Zhengdu said contemptuously: "You are our programmer anyway, don't you know how to build an accelerator to grab tickets?"

"Do you know how many accelerators are robbing their tickets?" Liu Wei said, "My accelerator is very outstanding. At least I have grabbed two tickets, but they have already been blocked."

Yu Zhengdu: "...then you already have two?"

Liu Wei said aggrievedly: "My parents snatched my two tickets. If I don't give them to them, I will be labeled as unfilial. Now I don't have a ticket myself."

Yu Zhengdu was a little surprised: "Your parents are also grabbing tickets?"

Liu Wei said: "Boss, you don't know yet, Sagittarius is for everyone. Now their fans not only have to grab tickets for themselves, they also have to grab tickets for their parents. Anyone who is unfilial will fight..."

Yu Zhengdu was confused: "Isn't Sagittarius engaged in Sanskrit music? Why does such Buddhist music sound like fans are not Buddhist at all?"

"It's very Buddhist, but it's also very rock and roll." Liu Wei spread his hands, "It's not contradictory."

Yu Zhengdu couldn't refute. Seeing Liu Wei's pitiful look, he asked Shang Que if there were any tickets left. When he learned that there were no tickets left, he thought about it, and then asked the people from Starway directly.

Starway responded very quickly, and they have no more tickets.

Yu Zhengdu only learned that the concert was arranged before the album was released. At that time, he did not expect Sagittarius to be so popular. The venue was not very big, and there were not many internal tickets. Fei's boss also asked them for tickets through their connections.

Starway didn't dare to be negligent, the tickets were soon sold out.

Yu Zhengdu patted Liu Wei on the shoulder regretfully: "Let's rely on technology."

Kinara became popular faster than everyone expected at the beginning, and soon even supermarkets were playing Nara’s music, the square dance Divine Comedy was also updated rapidly, and the music of the Sagittarius band occupied a large number of leisure places.

The amazing thing is that generally speaking, the Divine Comedy for Square Dance and the Divine Comedy for Bars are incompatible to a certain extent, but this time, many bars have also added the Sagittarius Band to the playlist.

Xingcheng, who signed Jinnara's brokerage contract, made a lot of money, and their boss has been very attentive during this time, and invited Shang Que to a party several times, but Shang Que ruthlessly rejected them all.

Yu Zhengdu also finally knew that the Sagittarius band is actually a... rock band, focusing on rock music, and the title song of their first album is "Elysium Rock".

Yu Zhengdu saw the playlist: "..."

Not to mention, the man Kinnaruo, who put on a horse head and put on a leather jacket, really looks rock and roll.

Sao is still the show that has been a fairy.

***

On the day when Yu's father and Yu's mother came to Fucheng, Yu Zhengdu and Shang Que went to a square near Yu Zhengdu's community to pick them up. Because they brought a big goose and it was difficult to take public transportation, Yu Zhengdu helped them alone. They arranged a car to take them directly from their hometown to Fucheng.

Because they were not familiar with the place, they were asked to get off at a nearby square and wait for him to pass by.

When he arrived at the square, Yu Zhengdu calculated that the time was almost up, and he hadn't seen his parents yet. Just as he was about to call his mother, he saw a group of people gradually gathering not far away, and he could faintly see a big goose .

Peggy?

Yu Zhengdu hurriedly pulled Shang Que and ran over, pushed aside the crowd of onlookers, and saw Yu's parents and Peggy were confronting a woman, and next to the woman was a man and a child, about a family of three.

Yu's mother said out of breath, "You are so unreasonable, why don't you let me go."

The woman put her hands on her hips, and her voice was much louder than that of her mother: "It's not that you have no sense of public morality, and you took a big goose out. It was noisy and smelly, and it scared our children. If you don't deal with this goose on the spot today , this is not over."

Mother Yu: "Stop talking nonsense, we Peggy are very well behaved, it's obviously your own problem."

Woman: "Yo yo, Peggy's, a goose has a name!"

Yu Zhengdu vaguely guessed what was going on, hurriedly stepped forward, and asked, "What's wrong?"

As soon as the goose saw him, it immediately rushed over and patted his thigh with its wings aggrievedly.

Yu Zhengdu quickly patted her head, and coaxed her in a low voice, "Be good, Peggy."

When the woman saw a young man approaching, she was afraid of losing money, so she immediately raised her voice and said, "Why, more people bully less people?"

Shang Que took a step forward and said coldly, "Yes, what's wrong?"

Women: "..."

Coupled with Shang Que, there are really more people bullying and fewer people, and the opponent still has two young and strong.

In particular, Shang Que didn't follow the routine at all, and he didn't mean to be polite at all, but the woman was a little scared, and her arrogance was not as arrogant as before.

Only then did Yu Zhengdu seize the gap to ask the ins and outs.

It turned out that the parents of the Yu family had brought Peggy to wait for Yu Zhengdu in the square. Peggy was probably excited to see Yu Zhengdu and Shang Que, so she flapped her wings and howled from time to time. Watching the child pass by, Peggy has been carefully fed by Yu's parents, and now she is a giant goose as tall as the child. The child probably has never seen such a big poultry, and she was frightened and cried.

The woman immediately caught the Yu family's parents and scolded them. The Yu family's parents originally apologized, and Peggy kept her head down and didn't dare to make a sound, but the child was probably spoiled at home. Seeing that Peggy is so cute She looked like she was holding her hand, and pinched Peggy's wings again. How could Peggy's temper be bullied, so she was pecked back on the spot.

This is a terrible situation, the children are beating, and the women are endless, insisting that this goose is a dangerous animal and they must deal with it or something.

Although the Yu family's parents have a good temper, they are not soft-spoken. This is obviously not their problem. How can they handle it? I didn't expect this woman to be so aggressive and attract so many people to watch.

After talking about the ins and outs, the woman immediately put her hands on her hips to start the conversation: "Everyone comment, is it because they have no quality, take the big goose out!"

The onlookers pointed and pointed, but they didn't say anything. In the end, with so many cats and dogs walking, taking geese out was not a problem at all. In fact, the woman mainly thought that the Yu family's parents were country people and looked down on them.

Of course, the size of this giant goose is quite amazing.

Yu Zhengdu said calmly: "The public security management regulations do not prohibit taking big geese out, so we have not violated the regulations."

Women: "What's wrong with not prohibiting it? It's also lacking in quality. Do you know if it affects others?"

She pulled the child beside her: "My child was going to practice ballet in a hobby class, but now she is scared by your goose, causing her to be late and unable to practice today's dance. How can you compensate for this loss?"

Mother Yu said angrily: "It's not because you bullied Peggy first, you and Peggy should apologize!"

"What Peggy Peggy!" the woman scolded loudly, "Isn't it just a goose, what's the matter, can't you really raise a goose like a child? Can your goose compare to my child?"

"Why not?" Shang Que on the side suddenly said coldly, looking at the woman, "Peiqi is much smarter than your child."

"You are sick!" The woman laughed angrily, "A goose is smarter than my child, can you make your goose dance ballet?"

Shang Que proudly said: "Yes."

The author has something to say: Peggy: I, Ballet Goose!